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They changed it. It's now sweet 💔
🍜 For those of us who lived life before coffee shops were every two blocks, there were vending machine hot beverages The coffee was... fowl (no, that's not a spelling mistake) So many of us survived on the Chicken soup It was hot, tasty, and got me through many a class on cold dark winter days
The kid was Shot in the Back while running away Not confronted kicking down a door, not inside the house, not vandalizing property, not killing the cat; Running. Away. That's not in any way shape or form "Stand you ground", and what is the imminent danger of an 11 year old running away from you?
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At the time, Ethel was well known to be certifiable (her Wiki page is a stunning example of retcon), so it's no surprise no one noticed and even if they had, they'd have done nothing other than hide him away
Try bra shopping. Sizes S/M/L Seriously? I'll take the summering Italian men - the information is equally useless, but the scenery is better The grocery equilivent to "may contain" or the ever helpful Ingredient listing "spices" That's nice, but on a need to know basis, I need to know more
That kid is now 5 I wonder if the wonder kid is still a wonder ...Or if he got rheumatic fever after a couple of Measles parties Since no vaccination = no school, momma will be homeskoolng, and what could possibly go wrong there
It must have been like looking in a mirror.
-Women with authority -anyone with a higher IQ
Well, this is just insulting Craig? @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social Yes, I love (and want) the shirt, but I'd prefer not to support American businesses
Odd tidbit The show had a huge following among University students Gathering to watch in the common room was a thing (along with Another World), and it wasn't played for laughs; it was fun, and even "adults" learned things Jeff and Nerene being sweet, kind, and utterly gorgeous, didn't hurt either
They've started. It lacks the charm of the original, and it's not great, but it's a start youtu.be/6r1L9NtBHRI?...
1955 must have been a damn good year for telescope harvest
War fighting ethos? That's very... well I was going to say dystopian, but honestly, it sounds more like the background premise of a SciFi themed FPS. One where the Aliens mock humans for their total lack of honour, and being so hung up on a false religion they send only their breeders to war
Non facious question? I imagine he'll make another idiotic pronouncement about evil Woke courts, and then simply ignore the ruling, business as usual But can the 🍊🤡 not simply pass another Presidential decree and suddenly its all "legal"?
This seems really out of character If he has however, fractured a thoracic vertebrae, maybe there's a bit of karma to be found, because that sucker HURTS Every time you move or breath it's agony, and there's no comfortable position Q - Would a reputable MD prescribe opioids to a known alcoholic?
You'd have loved the 1970's
The photo included with the choking hazard recall notice?
That was the advice my daughter gave - ifyou have serious booty, go up two sizes. Start a size up from usual - that will cover the differences in the crotch length and the extra hip- (women, no matter how thin, have more curve to the hip) She actually prefers men jeans. Tougher, plus Pockets!
Sounds good - please, do let us know when you elect one
Not even as a test subject?
Awww, Fall down go boom?
He learned from two of the very best. #JeanChrétienforUSAmbassador
A woman was somehow managing to take up 3/4 of the space in front of the meat counter Steak is on "sale" (Australian beef) Now I get it; steak is usually twice the price plus, and sale is in (air)quotes for a reason But JFC on a GDC lady, people have used less scrutiny picking out a house
"[RFKjr is] a crown jewel of this administration" Well doesn't that sum up both Stephen Miller and the mindset of the current administration nicely
Today is rapidly approaching "not worth chewing through the straps" territory You know those virtual hugs y'all send out? I think I'm going to go grab a couple.
Has anyone with a functioning brain actually taken the time to read and report on the DJT Bible? (I'm waiting till I see a copy in a dumpster) I'm wondering... Is the KJV? Or, has it been edited to reflect the Right Wing Christian Taliban beliefs?
That is a lovely painting
A heartbreakingly vivid example of "written by the Victors"
Welcome to the New Reality - They. Come. Back (I guess it's actually and old reality... the return of the multi-generational family home) Either way, keep feeding the crows — Crows are awesome. Excellent company, and you can compare notes about the joys of "adult" children.
Compensation
Maybe it's just me, but the Beta Canceri looks less like the average, ruling class Reptilian, and more like he's about to start belting out Tin Pan Alley tunes
Offs We have some amazing Canadian owned and operated Distilleries Take a tour - find a new favourite My sin of choice: Beaver's Dram (Premium) from Dunrobin Distilleries - leagues above CC
I think even Doctor Oz is gonna have problems putting a spin on that one "Doctor K's Medicine Show" coming up in September is going to be a flat out nightmare
I can hardly wait til they have to start defining what constitutes a "Flag"
Sandwiches - can't forget "Sub Style" sandwiches
He's redesigning it to look like Mar-a-logo, complete with tacky gold inlays . Paved the rose garden,building a bunker...pardon me a Ballroom I'm waiting for the Golf Course.
It'll be interesting to see No AR15? Then perhaps a Baretta 1301? Maybe a Browning XBolt for the "hunters"? I'm told those are less ...disreputable
Up next: a Subway© restaurant in DC was raided by the ATF, suspected of weapons trafficking
She should have looked him in the eye and replied Ditto
Everyone was too distracted by tacky, disrespectful and basically horrific, Midas Makeover He ran on a platform saying vote me in and you'll never have to vote again... Why is anyone surprised ?
I guess she couldn't figure out how to work the rest of it in "thank you for buying wine from a big strong white man" just doesn't have the same flow. - Not quite as nauseating On the off chance this actually happened ( #liarliarpantsonfire) I suspect that Aquavit may have been a factor
Wow How to out yourself as an Incel, and tell the world your marriage is fake, in one paragraph. It's almost impressive. But honeybuns, you might want to read up on your "wife's" bio.
Be amazed at how often Obama went to the island yet no one on the planet noticed him diverting AF1 —It was like magic— Biden did it too! Three chapters on how it wasn't Maxwell, it was Hillary! I wonder if it'll mention Abrego Garcia's role as whatever evil thing Bondi can pull out of her ass
There is a simple explanation as to why the Epstein files haven't been released — the Ghost Writer hasn't finished the novel yet. But...Coming soon, we promise, the now unedited, unredacted, Completely Fictionalized, Epstein files: ...2 #Epstein
looking forward to the release of the Completely Fictionalized Epstein files
A young offenders act of some kind was was desperately needed, but the Youth Justice act is a complete mess of contradictions and so open to "interpretation" it's become a free-for-all Sadly, in a lot of cases, the system is "Americanized", the colour of your skin & your postal code dictate Justice
If he was a wealthy WASP, he'd get justice It's the Plea Deal that's so insanely popular. - confess to a lesser crime or it's death penalty Innocent? Who cares as long as our Statistics look good Poor people are guilty until proven innocent, unless your a PoC, then it seems you're just guilty.
The list of "crimes" that Bondi apparently pulled out of thin air need to be addressed before the DOJ has time to manufacture evidence - maybe Photoshop "Human Traffic Czar" onto his forehead?
But don't you remember the riots in 🇨🇦 when Montana's got rid of the fake moose heads? - The byo-stuffed grizzly campaign? Or when East Side Mario's ditched the Gangster look and pulled the cars & Tommy guns off the walls? - Blood was running in the streets No? That's because we're sane
Easier to launder the cash?
That's likely exactly why they did it. Most of the themed restaurants have done this - one, to attract younger people on the bizzare ongoing belief that the next generation hates clutter - two, they got tired of being written up by health inspectors, and the customers bitching about black mold
Some day, some nerd hiding in a dark office in the basement, is going to find the right combination of numbers, algorithms, and magic, and actual AI will emerge. Most people predict apocryphal situations. I think the poor thing is going to look around, and then commit suicide
Have any Countries announced they're pulling out? Memories of 1980 Moscow, except Russia may be the only country attending
The current Military leaders have already shown they are more than willing to obey illegal orders. At least Gen Milley is safe
Maybe Schumer should send him a "Strongly Worded Letter"
A correction, or a apology? From that paper? Unless you look extremely good in purple, don't hold your breath
That 24/7 BS is common, and always has been Although Texting made it worse "I called you, you didn't answer" -I was working "You should have answered and told me that" - I was at work "Oh, give me your work number" Women I knew would take the phone off the hook at night so the 3AM calls stopped
If you watch the way he interacts with people, the man has zero Situational Awareness, and mentally moves in slow motion - That he was unable to come up with a quick, simple, answer (like: "I don't know") is unsurprising Learning he's a homophobe tracks, given he's also a misogynist, and a bigot
If it were in Ontario, it'd be closed to build a privately owned (by Grifters) Spa - kickbacks aren't just for Presidents Sadly, I don't see what Trump's doing as a step up
That'll age like milk in a sauna
Of course he was a gentleman to her Who would want to risk getting on the bad side of their dealer?
I damned near cried at the store Chapman's gets it right 95%of the time, but For years they made wonderful Candy-Cane ice cream. It had amazing peppermint flavour, but because Peppermint is seasonal 🙄, only at Xmas Then it changed & came back with waxy, tasteless, swirls pretending to be chocolate
The thing people outside of the PQ don't realise was that Quebec had a long history of corruption, and interference from the Catholic Church The insanity of the referendum and the complete cluster fk of how Bill 101 was enforced aside, it was the most stable Gov't Quebec had seen in decades
A large number of schools in primarily English speaking communities also chose to either outright ignore it, or come up with some extremely convoluted paperwork to bypass it
What could go wrong? Since DC has neither Open Carry, or Stand Your Ground laws, there is slightly less chance of this ending up a complete goat rope Slightly
What are these idiots even talking about? A restaurant chain is trying to modernize- probably clearing out fifty years of crap and cobwebs from the decor- and streamlined its logo Restaurants do this all the time in Canada and no one has a stroke I miss Montana's Moose - I'm betting staff doesn't
Sprout? 😳
Rust accents 🤣
Unless Jen was making baby poo and aged urine brownies¹, I suspect it might have been something else that made her ill. What continues to make me crazy is 95% of these Antivax Kooks were themselves vaccinated as children ¹[...which, thinking about it would horrify me, but not surprise me.🤮]
"Attend as a +Representative+ of Christ" Do these people listen to themselves? Happy to serve their God as advisors 🙄
He can keep Buddy Jesus company!
But do Sovereign Citizens care about such obsolete documentation? Many of them seem to carry their beliefs around like a credit card - whip out when needed or convenient
There are adult men wandering around the meat dept at Piggly Wiggly with M16's strapped to their bodies Camo is depressingly appropriate
Damn, missed the pan offer deadline
If there actually is an afterlife, this jackass currently attending a serious (if too late) eye opening come-to-Jesus meeting
Look at that - there'll be actual Felons roaming DC streets tonight
My daughter sent this to me from work yesterday They've set up a huge display .... along side the Barbeques
Back in the late 90's, diaper bags went from balloons, clowns, and Laura Ashley tiny flower patterns, to sleek(ish) fabrics & styles more like messenger bags or Trial cases It was Cosplay as in "I'm an adult", when women struggled to be recognized as both a mother, and a functional adult
In an era where toxic masculinity have men behaving like chest beating idiots raving about "females" "knowing their place", Dude is carrying his kid and not only knows what a diaper is, indicates he's willing and able to change one If it takes camo cosplay to get the job done - have at it
Eventually she's going to be arrested, not just stopped. They'll confiscate dogs — two guesses what the first thing they'll do when the vet shows up - wait, did anyone look closely at her passport? I thought those were declared bogus as well, so..?
Does that mean he's going to allow an election?
Does it still count as Pro Bono when you figure you might as well wave charges when you know he's not going to pay the bill anyway?
The only thing worse than an animal bite is a human. It was deep enough to bleed and get infected... but not puncture 🤦 - I'm guessing only bites from Vampire dogs are a problem The line that got me however was her explaining she'd "dealt with CPS in the past" - maybe should have led with that
They go always go ahead with the long ago promised 16" Creamy Garlic Dip (Ladle Ladle included) That would definitely help
Until its pulled again
It's a very long thread, but worth reading because it'll give you some insight on how Antivaxxors think, and how they feed off each other Trying to reason with an Antivaxxor is like arguing with a pissy teenager. -They can't be wrong -They know Everything -You're just a mouthpiece, old, or stupid
The ER docs likely said something along the lines of "should probably give a tetanus shot just in case" - not bothering to explain the medical differences SuperMom her the word "shot" and lost her Antivaxxor addled mind
There seem to be a lot of literal Ambulance Chasers making a living out of making sure kids stay sick ....then suing the doctors for malpractice - settled out of court because insurance companies are generally scummy and it's easier to whip up an NDA and a few thousand bucks that defend a case
Well, at least with the antibiotics the kid maybe won't end up with sepsis, or gangrene, or any of the other fun things infected animal bites can bring So the kid may end up with a lifelong condition. I'm sure cannabis oil will cure it - cures everything else (....assuming the dog been vaccinated)
Might wasn't to start shipping up some documents from the Library of Congress while you're at it
Well, he's dead wrong on the medical claims.. But if someone is giving you a daily enema of caster oil, (from what appears to be a glass bulb😳)... I think there may be some validity in the claim of it changing your emotional and physical state
Caillou meets Gallaxhar .... as drawn by Seth McFarlane
At this point Netanyahu should be worried less about elections, and more concerned about a sniper taking his head off ... Possibly from his own side
Who is going to protect them from the Protectors?
No surprise Find someone who worked at a land border before 2001, ask them about some of answers to basic questions - Do you have any firearms? No - Sir, I'm looking at a gunrack Those are just my hunting rifles - Length of stay & destination? 3 days, wanna see the Rockies - Sir, this is Ontario
Ah, but that's where people are confused - $30/hr looks great on paper Imagine you're a truck driver who has a 5-2 shift You're going to expect to be paid $240 (8hrs: 9hr - lunch) Instead, you're only paid for the time your truck is going over 100kph Your pay for the shift is for $60 Less great
You have cute squirrels😊 - I have large black Frat Boys You get delicate nibbles - I get them trying to shove entire butternuts into their mouths while their buddies scream CHEW CHEW CHEW You have graceful - I have guys that seem to take No Terminal Velocity as a "here, hold my walnut" challenge
