I’m sure the lateness was due to not being able to come to a consensus about how to deal with his health issues with hair and makeup.
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I’m sure the lateness was due to not being able to come to a consensus about how to deal with his health issues with hair and makeup.
Gotta love the purple lighting in the transporter room. Goes perfectly with a Presidential Ass Whooping.
All at once, or one at a time. Makes no difference to me Abe Lincoln, beater of asses.
I’ve said it before, but anyone who builds a Roomba that looks like this is gonna make a billion dollars.
DeForest Kelly did a lot of westerns before Trek. Would be doubly ironic, considering he wasn’t in The Cage or Where No Man Has Gone Before.
It is. The only time Kirk wore the old school uniform and used a phaser rifle.
It’s the same background as Talos IV in The Cage. Pretty sure it was created for that and they were definitely going to get their money’s worth reusing it for the 2nd pilot.
Of course the toddler has the power to deport people, make trade policy and commands arguably the most powerful military on the planet. Oy.
100 percent true. Gill was delusional that his ideas would work benignly not evil. I was merely suggesting it will appear similar
Unplugged edition especially
Ooh. 7 people beaming up with only 6 pads. #tossatnight
I’m not really one for concocting “in universe” reasons, but maybe Kirk was a complete wreck after Edith. Spock may have held back from ‘helping’ the first time but later, after seeing what losing Edith did to him, he decided it was better to intervene with Rayna.
An alternate story could have been: Spock, high on cordrazine saves I-Chaya and causes the Romulans to invade and conquer Vulcan. #TOSSatNight
Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura but we do have a giant globe object in orbit and visible even during the day, but it’s not a moon at all. #TOSSatNight
That bird species somehow evolved with both arms and wings. #TOSSatNight
I don’t know if all the buildings in the skyline are correct but The Woolworth Building was there in the 30s. TOS was pre WTC so that wasn’t there yet in any case. #TOSSatNight
One of the finest. #TOSSatNight
What if they let Edit die and time still wasn’t fixed because of the death of the milk thief with Bone’s phaser? #TOSSatNight
In this state McCoy could have gone full Ron Tracy and phasered half the inhabitants of Brooklyn Heights. #TOSSatNight
I think Edith may have been dipping into the Mission’s funds to pay for a personal stylist. Her hair and makeup is impeccable. #TOSSatNight
The boxing poster apparently made it into Picard #TOSSatNight
I wonder if Kirk has already decided which of the landing party gets eaten first if this becomes a lengthy stay #TOSSatNight
Spock’s tricorder can record at that speed but could it add color? #TOSSatNight
There was enough story here to make this into a multi-episode arc if such a thing existed in 1967. Would have strengthened the love story quite a bit. #TOSSatNight
Leonard McCoy, Kung Fu Master. #TOSSatNight
Oh, this was real and not the work of @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?
Oof. Forgot about this one.
Tom Clancy’s Everyone Poops
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
I’ve heard that too. I think the really expensive ones are custom made, so I don’t know what Paramount would have done with them if they had been returned anyway. Could you imagine someone on Ironside getting fitted with a used Bill Shatner toupee?
That’s probably it. Plus you know, even if the budget was there he wouldn’t stand for Walter having a cooler one than him.
Whether it's Donald Trump declaring martial law in our cities or Barack Obama wearing tan suits at our press conferences, both presidents have done great damage to the rule of law in the United States.
I like to imagine this guy has a super distinctive voice like Gilbert Gottfried or something
They more or less did let him do what he did in the minors his first year and the results weren’t great. Baseball is a game of adjustments needs learn how to adapt faster to how pitchers in the majors attack him or he’s not going to survive. Just too many deep slumps.
His entire Presidency is based on spite.
Does the dishwasher send judgmental texts if you use the store brand detergent tablets and not Cascade Platinum Plus Pods?
I think you are seeing the effect of Nimoy playing it and the strings vibrating, creating multiple instances of the same string.
Opinion | American democracy is gone. I'm not going to miss it. by Bret Stephens
Imagine if Hillary/Biden/Obama had 4-inch ankles, discolored hands, eyeballs shrinking into the scalp, and 5 pounds of caked on orange makeup. Fox would dedicate 99% of its coverage to this.
Meanwhile... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG
I don’t think anyone on Team R is bothered by hypocrisy
Trelane's home furnishings turn up a lot throughout the series, as do stone walls.
That’s it. I cheat and start a minute ahead so I have time to think of better jokes. Not sure if it works, but it’s a strategy anyway. #TOSSatNight
He figured there was no way the Admiral would believe him, so why not tell the truth? 😂
Kirk: She got sick, died, merged with a gaseous cloud that was in love with Zephram Cochrane and they decided to live out the rest of their lives alone on an asteroid. Admiral: Kirk, you are relieved of duty. #TOSSatNight
LOL. That stupid war we talked about in Act One. I’m sure it will all work out. Let’s go mind the store. #TOSSatNight
If Hedford reverts to being Miss Crankypants again, he’s going to regret this decision. #TOSSatNight
Cochrane: I’m not going to be fodder for any inhuman monster…but where’s that sexy commissioner? Is she too sick to get in the hot tub? #TOSSatNight
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a cloud of colored lights scorned. #TOSSatNight
Hedford: No!! Nooooo! I can’t take this guy anymore! He’s disgusting! #TOSSatNight
The companion regenerated him. But let the pig die. #TOSSatNight
Hedford: Its really hot in here. Cochrane: Perhaps you’d like to disrobe? #TOSSatNight
Cochrane: I can even offer you a hot bath….in fact, the only thing that works on this rock is my fancy hot tub. Let’s all take a soak. #TOSSatNight
Cochrane is in full horn dog mode. #TOSSatNight
Bondi sometimes confuses her stapler with important evidence.
Nicer than the usual jumpsuit but Captain Jellico would still not approve.
Trump’s repressive domestic policies echo Putin’s dictatorship. Is this a savvy effort to restart the peace process in Ukraine?
John Bolton failed to learn the lesson of Hillary Clinton: the greatest crime in American politics is using a private email server.
My brain can handle not having an in-universe explanation. TOS is 1966's idea of what the future would be like, and how it would be portrayed with much more limited resources. I'm okay with a different interpretation in 2025. I've seen King Lear staged a dozen different ways. Its still King Lear.
People like when their team finishes in first place, even if it doesn't mean as much as it used to. Nobody gets excited saying "We're the sixth seed! We're the sixth seed!"
I really enjoyed Shaw. Even when he was being a complete asshole he was a hilarious meme machine.
It’s amazing how perfect she looks in the TNG Captain’s chair.
I’m 100 percent certain it will happen.
I like the white control panel. “It fits like a glove, Captain!” *I guess he’s also James R. Kirk in this episode, come to think of it. 😂
Well, they did do it on orders from Obama.
I hope his species has super flexible arms.
How does he get his head through the neck hole of his uniform?
Any theories as to why Scotty knew to install white tubes in Engineering for just one day to beat Khan unconscious?
I was in the bathroom at LAX and the woman in the next stall just took a whole ass call on speakerphone in the goddamn bathroom like wtf
You really should have made the loudest pooping sounds imaginable
I don’t like the proposed realignment in the chart, but it’s something that should be discussed thoroughly. Not opposed to some form of realignment but in needs to be done with a lot of care not to ruin established rivalries and further diminish the importance of the pennant race.
Alexander might have killed Nog though.
In 1998, the DVD authoring most likely involved a capturing from an analog tape machine. A lot of variables there affecting the color, including simply a knob on the front of the machine being turned a little or a slight internal problem. The LD mastering most like was done with a different VTR.
Friend of Beauregard’s? #TNGSunNight
Overall, he’s pretty lacking as a father but no way my Dad could lift that debris. #TNGSunNight
Deanna: Are you still angry with her? Worf: I’m a Klingon. I’m pretty much angry all the time. #TNGSunNight
It’s a pity they never brought in Bob Newhart as a Senior Ships Counselor in Starfleet. Bob interacting with Worf would have been incredible. #TNGSunNight
It’s a good thing Alexander didn’t access any of Geordi’s holodeck simulations. #TNGSunNight
For a moment Worf looked very proud of Alexander’s murdering skills, then he remembered the other stuff. #TNGSunNight
Worf will bring honor to the PTA #TNGSunNight
Mama: He needs guidance. Worf: I shall loan you my pain sticks. #TNGSunNight
Better make that prune juice a double, Worf. Mama is got something to tell you. #TNGSunNight
Risk is our business. The junior officers are our poker chips.
Laura Loomer as the Rasputin figure in a decaying American empire really does make total sense. An attention-addicted College Republicans washout who looks like she told her plastic surgeon "just keep going until I say stop" is our rough equivalent of a Siberian sex wizard.
I may not make it but wish everyone well. Be sure to tip your drill thrall. #Tossatnight
A farmers market in deep blue Santa Cruz might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters, but over the soft sounds of a hippie jazz combo playing Stella by Starlight, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason the wild boar bacon is $22 a pound.
I don’t know the Dell warranty on this but if it’s less than a year old you could be covered.
I’m so sorry. It’s really hard to diagnose this stuff over the internet beyond the most basic solutions. It’s probably best if someone has the computer in front of them using their own repair tools. Its often something simple, if that’s any comfort.
Sorry. Many computers come with a bootable repair disk on a usb drive? (they used to come with CDs).
Ugh. The first option on that link tells you to shut down immediately do a force shut down 3-4 times. You don’t need to boot into Windows. It assumes you can’t. Basically, the computer is supposed to realize something is wrong after 3-4 tries and automatically go into repair mode.
If he’s using Windows 11 try this www.reddit.com/answers/f588...
Vladimir Putin: world renowned expert in conducting fair and honest elections
Can we figure out a way for MAGA to view this as a badge of honor and walk around with dildos on their heads?
Seemed like they put that in just as a cheap throwback. It doesn’t really jibe with how Kirk described him in Space Seed, which painted him as “the best of the tyrants”, though Spock was kind of appalled by the description.
I saw some of the usual toxicity but it quickly got drowned out. Seems like only the most hopeless ones could have hated this episode.
Seems like a lot. but I would think Holmes would have to drop some velocity going from closer to starter. He also has been prone to command issues, so I can see him backing off a bit.