Progressive gay married atheist plant-based person. Sanctimonious with pure intentions. Sausage dog keeper, secret piano player. Stop feeding the morbidly rich!
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It's really not hard if you're in the right Home Depot.
and beyond.
The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)
Good thing you didn't purchase a hot dog.
Is there a country with a reputable governmental health agency whose medical advice we should heed?
Wouldn't bother me a bit if viewers had to pay separately for Fox.
IMO media should focus more on the gun than the shooter. Who made it, who sold it to whom, and how did it get to the shooter.
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I figured with the TX redistricting, my neighborhood would go back into Chip Roy's district. But no, we're in the Doggett/Cesar district. Roy must remember what a loudmouth bitch I was.
Good jokes? Where? When?
Deleted my linkedin account. Once you've retired, it's easier to disappear yourself.
duh
Greg Abbott has added a ban on same day voter registration in Texas to the special session agenda. Texas does not have same day voter registration. Abbott uses special sessions as taxpayer funded campaign events to push his baseless talking points
This could be the year Nobel issues their first Asshole Prize.
Looks like it could be an interesting article. Damn paywall.
Austin should just add DEET to the water supply so I don't have to jump out of the shower and immediately apply Deep Woods Off.
Teach my dog
It was appropriate by a pedophile's standard.
New Cracker Barrel logo: who actually cares? MSNBC -> MS Now: WTF?!
D.C. has more residents than two U.S. states. They pay more per capita in federal taxes than any other state. But they don’t get a serious seat at the table to decide how they’re governed. D.C. statehood now.
Please don't share this with Donald Trump.
I'm only allowed the mushrooms, apple, and banana.
Trap them while they're on the wrong side of the fence.
Let's be certain, OK?
Democrats, if you are beholden half as much as Republicans to corporate interests, it's too much.
Watching Gutfeld! How can so many non-lobotomized people do this every night?
Decimating your staff is so three months ago.
If I say, "May the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose," will I be suspended? If I say "May the bluebird of happiness fly up J.K. Rowling's nose," will I be suspended?
Saute vegetable dump pizza. Take all your vegetables out of the frig. Saute them, dump on a sauced pizza crust, bake.
I'm over 65 and I vote by mail. Then I get in the car and drive my under-65 husband to the polling place so he can vote.
If slavery wasn't so bad, let's try it a little differently this time. Let's harness the power of MAGA to work the fields.
Better to confine the toxicity to her own state.
He hasn't relentlessly pursued a golf ball. He has it brought to him so he can avoid pursuing it.
Do you sue kidnappers? is that the best remedy?
Are the mRNA vaccines incredible? YES! Are the mRNA vaccines perfect? No. Have the mRNA vaccines saved millions of lives? YES! Can we make the mRNA vaccines even better? YES! Can we use mRNA vaccine technology to prevent and treat many other diseases? YES! Fund mRNA research!
Husband leaving these coagulated Fritos for me to see as if I'm shopping incompetently. He has hyponatremia, which is like being medically deficient in bacon.
Teenager? heh.
I was a technical writer before AI. I don't honestly know what it's like to be a technical writer after AI. But I have a deeper empathy with my grandparents, who fetched water from a spring and used an outhouse.
TBH it starts with long pants. Long pants are a cause of death among the elderly.
I got a new-to-me Yamaha C3 today. Nothing can stop me now.
I could never be a youtuber. I do not have the ability to take a minor event and stretch it into a 25 minute diatribe.
Texas DMV emailed me a PDF license plate registration renewal notice that must be unlocked with a password formed by my zip code and VIN. First, why would you lock a renewal notice? Second, it's a pain in the ass to go find the VIN.
largely correct
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I think Financial Times has drifted out of their lane.
I don't think it will work to impose white christian nationalist revisionism on American history. Will it?
Even though I suspected they’d come after marriage for all… it stings. 😖
I hope there is an unwritten and firm rule that one who lobbies for a Nobel Peace prize for oneself shall never have one.
I hated fish as a kid and still do. Parents forced me to eat it once. Vomiting all over the dinner table fixed them.
Can't think of an alternative to fish? WTF.
Today is Hondo the dog's 2nd anniversary with us and we're leaving him alone to go out to dinner. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
While we live in a Fox-News nation, Finland has started teaching school children how to identify fake news and propaganda as a part of its curriculum. Be like Finland.
On August 10, six planets—Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune—will line up in an arc in the night sky, and four of them will be visible to the naked eye. Here’s everything you need to know to see the planetary alignment at its best.
All the gilt in the world won't get the stench out.
cod bless South Park
What's up with all these fucking cussin' politicians all a sudden?
So does the White House have an elevator to the roof? Or a Chairmaster? Or did that fat man drag his arse up the steps on all fours?
Trying out Newsguard, but so far it's a bust. Wanted ratings/warnings on YT channels I follow that lean too far into yellow journalism with sensationalist captions that never deliver. Big, popular leftist youtube channels. NG just isn't there. I don't go on X or FB so I don't care about that.
tinyhead
That's me, 25 years ago. There is only so much wall space.
Went to Casa de Luz East community table dinner tonight. Amazingly delicious and healthiest fare in Austin. Met some really nice people.
This government would be pleased if you'd bake your potatoes without foil so they can enjoy the potatoes' extreme pain.
At my funeral the mourners will dance the Virginia Reel. Yes, both mourners. And I will know if they refuse.
It's more difficult than ever to find justice in the USA.
Nothing worse than buffalo wing feces
Another day, the bleaching of America continues unabated.
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Sounds like a scientologist
I want Renewal By Andersen to fail and forever leave us the fuck alone.
I'm atheist and Bezos-free. I don't celebrate Amazon holidays.
Is anyone actually offended by old or elderly? I'm not.
Angela is free. If I had prayers in me, I'd pray for the rest of us.
Good luck with that
Why aren't states making laws against unidentifiable police and federal agents?
I finally got my passport. Are there any countries open to US citizens?
All of his cover-ups are transparent fiascos.
You wouldn’t vacation in Dachau in 1935. Don’t vacation in Florida in 2025.
I am grateful for all the dogs and cats Donald Trump never had.
He didn't learn that from Nancy Pelosi.
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People need to understand, they are governing as if they're never going to give up power again.
I think they're deporting all the ones who are hotter than they are.
We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.
I hope stating the awful truth isn't a new way to communicate!
Who doesn't want a confection microwave?
We need a fourth branch of government, comprised of qualified experts in the sciences, that forever removes the powers of the other branches to regulate application of scientific knowledge.
All but one of my arteries are blocked. Trump had nothing to do with it, but his attacks on science won't help save others from it.
Wall Street is a tumor that thinks it is an essential organ.
I'm hoping Eliaz Therapeutics XGal-3 device comes to market asap to make a big dent in sepsis deaths.
Can someone please counsel POTUS on the value of brevity and concision?
Can you imagine living in a “Democracy” where armed masked men are kidnapping people off the streets every single day?
Wouldn't it be nice to have as much influence over our president as Netanyahu does?
We still have allies?
By the way, the US striking Iran’s nuclear facilities and infrastructure gives Russia the green light to strike Ukraine’s nuclear facilities & infrastructure. This is another reason it’s forbidden under international law. Trump is escalating danger everywhere.