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NakedGardener

@deanoforreal.bsky.social

“Bare with me as I learn this app.” Gold Star parent, grandfather, scientist, PNW gardener, nature lover… kicked off Twitter and incapable of folding a fitted sheet.

created March 28, 2025

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Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t know any of the details, but if Rudy is injured enough to require life saving procedures….well, just skip it, go get a coffee and let the POS die, then blame it on his insurance for not covering him.

1/9/2025, 12:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending Thoughts and Prayers….that he’s dead.

30/8/2025, 3:48:40 AM | 32 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

My bowel movements are more intelligent than RFK Jr….and more interesting.

26/8/2025, 9:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been calling him TatorDick. He wants to be a dictator because he has a tator-tot sized penis.

26/8/2025, 9:20:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought Rachel was gonna do her own network/show ….what happened to that?

26/8/2025, 4:41:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Right on! Go Veterans! You have our full support. Shame the guardsmen to put down their weapons and join you and be on the correct side of history.

25/8/2025, 8:44:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

He should have been in prison back in September….way before the election.

25/8/2025, 8:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Not bummed….always thought Snoop Dog was pathetic. Protest with your pocketbook.

25/8/2025, 8:36:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is excellent. We need more people doing what she outlines in the video.

25/8/2025, 8:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but will they send the military into little Mikey’s district? Of course not, because baby Mikey is Trumps water boy.

25/8/2025, 5:57:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark Cuban is just another rich idiot who only cares about himself.

24/8/2025, 6:06:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

If only they could read.

24/8/2025, 6:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. The media is useless.

24/8/2025, 6:00:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Term limits for all, no lobbyists, all money out of politics, tax churches and the rich. oh and no convicted felons or pedophiles. Seems like a good start.

23/8/2025, 1:36:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Join Gavin and let’s get these mofos.

23/8/2025, 1:25:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope it crashes with him on it.

23/8/2025, 1:21:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Trump.

21/8/2025, 11:31:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Taking her to Kink PEDO at Mar a Lago

21/8/2025, 11:30:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stench was unbearable 💩🤧😱🥴 we have to go somewhere else

21/8/2025, 8:51:55 PM | 446 193 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Trump and all you sleazebag boot lickers.

21/8/2025, 10:34:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

86 Trump.

21/8/2025, 10:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should not have PEDO douchebags in the White House.

21/8/2025, 10:32:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, there are literally no good restaurants in DC. Fuck Trump!!!

21/8/2025, 10:27:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Trump!

21/8/2025, 9:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“….storms, weather, droughts….” Haha - what a total moron. The guy wouldn’t know the difference between his mouth and his asshole without a mirror.

21/8/2025, 4:50:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Good riddance to that scumbag Pedo.

21/8/2025, 4:10:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

And Hannity is still trying to wipe Trump’s semen out of his ass…

21/8/2025, 2:37:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is the last person on earth to be talking about success. He is a slave trading, racist pedophile who should either be in prison or hanged for treason.

20/8/2025, 9:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a cyanide pill…

20/8/2025, 9:04:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I would pay good money to watch a 90 year old grandma beat that bald headed Nazi punk to a bloody pulp.

20/8/2025, 5:08:24 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill him.

20/8/2025, 2:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Just shoot them and ask questions later.

20/8/2025, 2:00:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not funny how MAGA is just a bag of dog shit. Yeah, it’s just not funny. FU MAGAts!!!!

20/8/2025, 1:56:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

86 all of them!

19/8/2025, 10:59:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Texas!!!!

19/8/2025, 10:58:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does the media even give him a microphone ? Boycott all things Trump.

19/8/2025, 10:57:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh?

19/8/2025, 10:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Carry pepper spray or Horner spray and tag those fuckers.

19/8/2025, 10:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess I need to get a permit….Washington Kangaroo farm.

18/8/2025, 3:33:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone should spray pepper spray or something worse into the eyes of the masked kidnappers.

17/8/2025, 3:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to die.

17/8/2025, 3:56:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Pepper spray that asshole.

17/8/2025, 3:42:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Leave no prisoners. Destroy Trump and all his PEDO crime bros.

17/8/2025, 3:06:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s time for EVERYONE to carry pepper spray, and spray the masked kidnappers (aka ICE) whenever and wherever they are kidnapping people off the street. Time to melt some ice.

17/8/2025, 12:34:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Evidently, that wasn’t even Putin. It was a body double who just owned Diaper Don. Pathetic!

16/8/2025, 4:48:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Both Trump and Putin need to be erased from this earth.

16/8/2025, 4:18:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Trump. Shut the fuck up dumbass. We all want you dead!

16/8/2025, 4:13:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Heck with releasing the Epstein Files. Release Seal Team 6 to take out Trump.

16/8/2025, 4:11:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Just pepper spray the POS and drive off.

15/8/2025, 2:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the way it is written is that he and Putin want to protect their hacking and other negative things.

13/8/2025, 11:32:24 PM | 58 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s well past due to rid this world of the fat orange POS.

13/8/2025, 5:06:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Just think how much death, pain and suffering the world would have avoided if Hitler had been exterminated during his ascent to power….just saying.

13/8/2025, 5:04:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

The bald headed Nazi needs to be deported to Fallujah. I’ll even buy the one way ticket.

13/8/2025, 2:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

“Work assignments”? So I guess she’s gonna be out finding new little girls to traffic to Trump and his cronies and. Little boy for Lyndsey Graham.

12/8/2025, 1:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

It would just be awful if people just started shooting the ICE goons and claimed self defense and claimed “stand your ground”….worked for that douchebag Rittenhouse.

8/8/2025, 3:30:05 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, at least it will be easy for the next, real President to tear out that fake plastic crap.

8/8/2025, 3:26:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

We should all just make up information for this census, so that it’s completely inaccurate and skews it to our advantage.

7/8/2025, 3:36:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is JD Vance hosting an Epstein strategy meeting if PEDO Trump has nothing to hide?

6/8/2025, 5:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeanine and Hegseth are gonna drink this country dry.

4/8/2025, 1:11:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Why does nobody ask him?

4/8/2025, 1:05:13 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! So for a drug that costs $2,000, a 1500% decrease means I’ll get $28,000 to take the drug. Sign me up. Trump is so good at math.

4/8/2025, 1:04:02 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

AI is not only dangerous, it’s absolutely unnecessary, but it’s all about the potential profit. Fuck AI….its BS.

4/8/2025, 12:49:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is that Trump doesn’t want the Epstein story to go away, that’s why he keeps bringing it up. While everyone’s in an uproar about it, he is working in the shadows to further destroy the country and steal our money.

1/8/2025, 12:30:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe Rogan is a douchebag and so nobody on the left would have paid any attention to him. That’s exactly why he went right.

1/8/2025, 12:25:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

So why is Joe Rogan now such a despicable douche bag?

22/7/2025, 3:33:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish it was, but our country has gone to shit in just a matter of months.

21/7/2025, 5:22:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to show that pinhead some physical responsibility. He really needs to be 86’d.

21/7/2025, 12:48:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

86 the sleaze bag Mur-COW-ski.

20/7/2025, 10:27:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Noem needs to get the same treatment that she gave her dog and goat. POS.

18/7/2025, 1:39:16 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gross.

18/7/2025, 1:35:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m rooting for DVT….die mother fucker, die.

18/7/2025, 1:32:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

So ICE agents can violate the rights of US citizens? I think it’s past due for US citizens to use their 2nd Amendment right. This is what it is for…

18/7/2025, 1:29:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

So CBS cancelled the best show on their network because why? Boycott all CBS advertising companies.

18/7/2025, 12:58:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no real purpose for Trump to still be walking this Earth. He is a parasite.

18/7/2025, 12:55:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

No it’s not. They ware manipulating the news cycle and y’all are believing it.

18/7/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Can someone just put that douchebag out of our misery? Deport Miller.

15/7/2025, 9:00:43 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats are literally idiots, morons and ignoramouses when it comes to playing hard ball politics.

13/7/2025, 11:26:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you and keep up the fight.

13/7/2025, 3:49:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because it was all staged. The shooter is now in a witness protection program with a whole new identity…..as with all involved.

13/7/2025, 3:20:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Stand your ground. If unidentified and masked, then assume kidnapper or terrorist. (aka ICE).

11/7/2025, 11:04:46 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Coming to your neighborhood soon. F ICE. Stand your ground!

11/7/2025, 11:02:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome. What do you feed her?

11/7/2025, 10:59:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dropped a solid Fetterman this morning after my coffee…

11/7/2025, 4:58:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas should be given back to Mexico.

11/7/2025, 4:08:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

What game Hot Wheels? How about you and diaper Don play some Russian roulette on the White House lawn as a prelude to the stupid UFC match.

10/7/2025, 10:16:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop saying we elected him. The election was rigged. It was stolen.

10/7/2025, 4:29:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You lost me at MTG’s “boyfriend”…

8/7/2025, 3:11:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck all MAGATs.

7/7/2025, 5:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we all know what needs to happen to demons.

4/7/2025, 6:11:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s way over due to stop taking the high road. Fuck Schumer and his “strong letters” and the marathon floor speeches. It’s time to create a new version of ICE (aka bounty hunters) and ship all these Repugs to Siberia.

4/7/2025, 5:47:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything is bigger in Texas…except intelligence. All Texans are morons.

3/7/2025, 1:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes , Murkowski is a cowardly piece of shit. She needs to be 86’d.

1/7/2025, 11:51:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wondering why people don’t fight back when unofficial, unmarked and masked men jump out of a van an try to abduct someone. Fuck that. Take them out and ask questions later.

29/6/2025, 2:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Please….can someone just do what we all want. You will be honored for eternity.

29/6/2025, 2:28:48 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NakedGardener (@deanoforreal.bsky.social) reply parent

Fight back.

29/6/2025, 2:26:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Stand your ground”

28/6/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Senator should vote to confirm him.

26/6/2025, 6:20:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Venice should just deport these ugly fucktards to some place in El Salvador. Bezos is a total douchebag. Boycott Amazon.

26/6/2025, 4:14:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully they do all leave, because they are the problem, not migrants.

25/6/2025, 4:53:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep hoping to wake up from this nightmare, but now I’ve determined it’s actually real. Holy fuck.

24/6/2025, 3:11:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view