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She sounds hideous.
"Stop the Squeal"
Astronauts do dream while in orbit, although their dreams may differ from those on Earth. Some report dreaming about both their experiences in space and their lives back home.
Kids played that before television.
Helluva way to find your spine.
I think he's in the hospital.
Otto?
Dad was a merchant marine.
Water ski on it. It's like slide flying on glass.
I had ravioli for lunch.
It's part of his presidential doodies.
General malaise.
I think he's in the hospital.
I'll give it five asterisks. ★
Great investment advice.
Witch Sausage Nebula
Has to be served properly.
Like christianity makes sense.
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Why are they still arresting clergy for it currently? Like daily. www.newsweek.com/full-list-te...
Self entitlement is getting out of hand. The crap needs to hit those "I'm your biggest fan" types.
Elevendy years of Heroin gave him superpowers.
What is their position on pedophilia?
That's where deporting farm workers and tariffs come in. fortune.com/2025/08/28/t...
If Nicholson was stuck on the roof, would you help the movie star Jack off?
So that's why he's bald.
A cistern is a waterproof tank designed to store liquids, usually water, and is often used to collect and hold rainwater for various purposes, such as irrigation or household use. Cisterns can be found underground or above ground and vary in size from small barrels to large reservoirs.
Try Neutrogena...
The greatest decentive for "signing" petitions for good causes is the flood of junkmail that inevitably follows.
Or now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVUH...
A 21 fart salute from meal team six at some random landfill.
Happy labor day weekend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2aq...
How about grizzly roars?
Don't get paint on yourself. Dress so you can't be identified. Strip it off shortly after. Quick dry indelible paint. By the time they figure know what's happened it's dry and you're celebrating at the pub. More expensive option with a vehicle mounted spray rig.
You are a disgusting slob. Whaddayouwanna do with your life? You put Mark Metcalf on the map. Douglas C. Neidermeyer
No.
Bury the ashes in some random landfill.
Now with Colbert.
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I like that states are combining to form an alternative. lifehacker.com/health/where...
The union steward gave me a pint of whiskey.
Advanced carpel tunnel syndrome.
I love a challenge. Get six paint rollers, rig them like a giant rake, set the rake down and place roller pans. Dip, stripe, leave the stuff and run.
When the baby tomato lags behind, the papa tomato gets angry, squishes him, and says, "Catch up."
$14 million, so probably.
Recent changes have threatened hurricane satellite funding, crucial for tracking storm patterns & intensities. However, the Pentagon has decided to continue providing satellite data for hurricane monitoring until at least September 2026, ensuring that forecasters can still access vital information.
I love a challenge. Get six paint rollers, rig them like a giant rake, set the rake down and place roller pans. Dip, stripe and run.
Colbert is signed up for 7 shows. Go Netflix.
Another school gun slaughter in...
Have you met the United States secretary of health and human services ?
Whenever we passed a railroad crossing he'd say "a train passed by here". We'd ask how he knew. He'd say "I can tell by the tracks".
All this talk has triggered my stasis chamber.
She's never been to Howell?
He's dead though.
RFKjr's mind?
That post was meant to have music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2aq...
I'm fucking horrible. Always with the jokes. My uncle gave me a dime to use as a screwdriver. I came back needing a hammer.
Do they have "Humor for Dummies"?
and funeral parlor.
So basically the standard American home.
I woke up hoping, the president didn't.
So that's why he can see mitochondria.
Lock him up.
It's a real fixer upper now.
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It's a nervous tic.
But... if you escape... you can plead insanity.
I tell people I'm from Turnaround and they're like... I past through there.
Guess my sign language reply was misunderstood.
I put "graduated with honours" on my resume. A prospective employer called to correct my spelling.
Big fan of Noel Fielding.
