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@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social

Not a serious account. Not a serious person.

created January 17, 2025

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Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

The lies' laughable implausibility is a feature, not a bug. They're not trying to convince discerning, skeptical, fact-based people. They're trying to give supporters a fantasy that validates their feelings and creates a sort of loyalty test, while flaunting the absurdity in everyone else's faces.

31/8/2025, 3:57:43 PM | 1781 482 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:25:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:48:41 AM | 25914 7182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha

31/8/2025, 4:10:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:50:30 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 2:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s stuck in the 50’s

30/8/2025, 1:23:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:18:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Smile in their fascist faces

29/8/2025, 10:31:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m here. I’m still listening. You inspire me.

29/8/2025, 10:29:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t look away

29/8/2025, 2:39:39 AM | 13580 7684 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:27:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

ALL OF THIS 🤌🏼

28/8/2025, 5:39:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Freedom is dangerously expensive

28/8/2025, 5:13:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

This is bullshit

28/8/2025, 12:08:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Never saw myself joining an involuntary death cult, but here I am

28/8/2025, 10:43:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

The Kennedy name will always be associated with whatever RFK Jr decides to allow to kill us all

28/8/2025, 10:31:04 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Psaki: I felt a mixture of anger—a lot of anger—and emotional exhaustion about this today, as I’m sure many of you have, because we have been here so many times. And yet again, like clockwork, half the politicians in our country have little more to offer than thoughts and prayers.

28/8/2025, 1:19:41 AM | 12329 3529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

YES! 🙌🏽

28/8/2025, 12:55:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

They think rules don't apply to them. FAFO 👊 🤛

27/8/2025, 5:50:05 PM | 579 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Flashback:

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28/8/2025, 12:38:42 AM | 520 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazy town

28/8/2025, 12:11:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Seriously fuck the police

27/8/2025, 11:25:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:24:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

So fn good at this

27/8/2025, 11:24:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Good work

27/8/2025, 11:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture de6u99er (@de6u99er.bsky.social) reposted

Why would they need to redact bis or other powerful people's names if there is no evidence linking Trump to any criminal activity? Here's how I will review the files. I will assume that any redacted name could be him.

27/8/2025, 5:34:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! Big win 🏆

27/8/2025, 1:37:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait to get to the grocery store this morning to see all those low prices because of this

27/8/2025, 10:06:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:01:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned” She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired. The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”

27/8/2025, 2:23:16 AM | 14948 3986 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks to a corrupt SCOTUS

27/8/2025, 1:02:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Embarrassing the troops for only $8 trillion dollars

27/8/2025, 1:01:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t

27/8/2025, 12:49:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

They know a battle with veterans will lose any base they have left

27/8/2025, 12:46:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Where’s all the proud service members touting their loyalty to dear leader?

27/8/2025, 12:36:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One day you will have that stuffed duck

26/8/2025, 11:59:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s actually just diarrhea medicine for old people to keep them regular

26/8/2025, 11:58:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he still in jail?

26/8/2025, 11:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Why am I paying taxes?

26/8/2025, 11:54:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d say I was going to boycott, but I have too much respect for myself to have gone there in the first place

26/8/2025, 11:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Let Texas cook 😂

26/8/2025, 11:43:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SCOTUS is next

26/8/2025, 11:37:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If left untreated, moxie can lead to gonorrhoea

26/8/2025, 11:34:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 (@peipolitical.bsky.social) reposted

Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli

26/8/2025, 3:38:53 PM | 15253 2928 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

26/8/2025, 9:19:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Donald Grimm, Ph.D. (@donaldgrimm.bsky.social) reposted

Chilean Flamingos looking for something, JW Marriott Desert Springs Resort and Spa, Palm Desert, August 22, 2025 More flora & photos www.inaturalist.org/observations... #Bird #Birds #Nature #Wildlife #BirdsUS #Flamingo #Flamingos #ChileanFlamingo #PalmDesert

Chilean Flamingos looking for something, JW Marriott Desert Springs Resort and Spa, Palm Desert, August 22, 2025 More flora & photos https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=dgrimmphd&verifiable=any #Bird #Birds #Nature #Wildlife #BirdsUS #Flamingo #Flamingos #ChileanFlamingo #PalmDesert
26/8/2025, 3:05:39 AM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

One team is going to war. The other is sending strongly worded letters

26/8/2025, 5:00:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Media: Trump describes futuristic plan to solve California’s water shortage

26/8/2025, 4:58:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:31:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.

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25/8/2025, 10:23:04 PM | 12925 2460 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

He’s rotting from the inside out like a pumpkin on a porch in November

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26/8/2025, 12:24:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk: “…I’m drawn to President Trump despite all his vices and shortcomings.”

25/8/2025, 11:20:49 PM | 230 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what we need.

25/8/2025, 11:31:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Walz: "It boggles my damn mind that in the midst of a military takeover of our cities, the flaunting of the rule of law, that the press finds the need to talk about, 'Oh, there's a division in the Dem Party.' There's a division in my damn house & we're still married and things are good. That's life"

25/8/2025, 4:28:55 PM | 33163 9014 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Basically, pick a side

25/8/2025, 5:19:14 AM | 439 39 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read Horse screaming. Equally terrifying

25/8/2025, 2:41:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

He only wants girl on girl if they don’t like it?

25/8/2025, 2:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tanked up to her tits

25/8/2025, 12:32:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 months

25/8/2025, 1:29:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He played at Tangerine T*its inauguration and I blocked him on Spotify

25/8/2025, 1:18:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💉 💉 💉

25/8/2025, 1:01:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Nancy Mace made up the entire event. It was a student carrying an umbrella

25/8/2025, 12:34:26 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He golfed all weekend

24/8/2025, 11:44:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you high?

24/8/2025, 8:47:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL

24/8/2025, 4:55:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His obituary couldn’t come soon enough

24/8/2025, 4:44:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

So why aren’t more military leaders speaking out?

24/8/2025, 4:41:56 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

These are the “good cuts”

24/8/2025, 3:56:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Informed Citizens (@johnrwilder.bsky.social) reposted

😶

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24/8/2025, 1:56:17 AM | 959 217 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s winding down quickly

24/8/2025, 11:50:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine the cut scenes 🤣

23/8/2025, 6:17:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahahahahaha

23/8/2025, 6:16:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. F*ck em

23/8/2025, 5:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easy… done. What’s next?

23/8/2025, 3:49:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

Proud to join Denmark Foreign Affairs Minister @lars-loekke.bsky.social and Ambassador Sørensen to sign a new partnership between California and Denmark. Our message to the rest of the world is clear: California is a stable, reliable partner — no matter who's in the White House.

22/8/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 15252 4230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic

23/8/2025, 2:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social)

Find their names.

23/8/2025, 11:41:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Newsom’s trolling is keeping him up late 🤣

22/8/2025, 6:04:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Her extensions look cheap

22/8/2025, 6:02:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Good points

22/8/2025, 6:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵

22/8/2025, 4:55:43 PM | 23578 11586 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, she had probably never been in a museum before

22/8/2025, 5:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💙💙💙

22/8/2025, 5:46:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear Leader got the sads so they removed the cause. We are no longer a free country

22/8/2025, 5:45:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The asshole is also readying troops to go into Mexico

22/8/2025, 10:29:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder how the coast guard feels about

22/8/2025, 10:21:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😆🤣😂

22/8/2025, 2:36:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:12:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s frightened

22/8/2025, 12:08:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

His music is pretty great. Worth checking out #WhiteStripes

22/8/2025, 12:07:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting abuse of power.

21/8/2025, 10:27:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “guy” was Stephen Miller

21/8/2025, 10:23:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can see the anguish in the law enforcement officers behind him. He’s basically taking credit for an area that was already safe and saying it was terrible before he pulled in the military.

21/8/2025, 10:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

The handler:

21/8/2025, 9:39:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dirtymyrtle.bsky.social (@dirtymyrtle.bsky.social) reply parent

Swing states will vote for him. We need to stop trying to be the nice guys and get the power back. With that, positive change can happen.

21/8/2025, 9:37:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Art of the deal.

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21/8/2025, 8:17:00 PM | 16985 6083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

19/11/2024, 1:18:51 AM | 60396 13295 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

Here, fixed it.

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21/8/2025, 6:14:19 PM | 26756 8390 | View on Bluesky | view