labor unions are SOCIALIST! Unlike acquiring a 10% stake in Intel, that's fine capitalism!
I used to run a radio show, but I said some silly things, so now I stand on a street corner and shout at whoever will listen to me. I'm here to continue fighting the war on information. Parodies are for globalist SCUM
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labor unions are SOCIALIST! Unlike acquiring a 10% stake in Intel, that's fine capitalism!
For fun. Just because someone thinks their microwave tells them they're destined to become a grammy-winning Latin pop star, doesn't mean they shouldn't have an AR-15. Unless you're a communist who wants to TAKE MY GUNS of course.
Yes, and NO MORE MASS MURDER PILLS! Someone takes a seroquel, and BAM! They want to mow down a thousand people. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I will call it a false flag, though.
Good. We need more guns in psych wards. A good patient with a gun can stop a bad patient with a gun. Or maybe chaos, but probably not. Probably.
Concepts of a plan. don't worry, daddy knows what he's doing I'm sure.
Why would they take those pills when they could buy my life-saving nutraceuticals that may also give the same effects as a meth pill?
E) Being so awful that Daddy doesn't even take your calls anymore and you owe 2 black women your world series rings.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY! What is funny is Nancy Pelosi's husband, a private citizen, getting attacked by a madman with a hammer and making homophobic comments about the assault for months/years afterwards. That's funny. BUT NOT WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF MY SIDE!
We're not gonna tape it. No we're not gonna tape it. We're not gonna tape it anymore!.... Because we got a glue stick
JD get back in the basement! You know daddy told you not to come out!
Aw, come on! He barely got to even start his lunch of bear and porpoise!
Hey whoever wins, wanna pay of my lawsuits?
NO! we need to LOCK AND LOAD just like Jesus did. I think that was in Deuteronomy. Idk, I ate a big bowl of chili and I forgot what was in that book.
Lying liberal commie SCUM! He's fit as a fiddle and only 215 pounds!
I hope everyone has a good Labor Day. Remember, SAY NO TO UNIONS! They are SOCIALIST! In other recent news, Donald Trump has acquired for the government, a 10% stake in Intel. That's some fine capitalism!
LAW AND ORDER!
A little miner's lung, you don't know what you're missing!
It wasn't a hoax it worked exactly as planned for you sucke.....I mean, you just aren't working hard enough to earn that tax break. But it's coming! So close!
NOOOOOOO! You're supposed to accept big government because daddy says so!
It's a hoax except for the parts that are about democrats, in which case is real.
That toddler is such a drama queen! Everyone would honestly much rather listen to how George Soros is turning your semen into honey mustard anyways! #facts
Despite rambling about them for years, I always knew there were really no files. That is, except for when they mention Bill Clinton or Bill Gates, in which case they are absolutely real. But if they say daddy in the files, they're fake news.
He's actually the best at foreign policy. You libcucks didn't even know there was a war in Albania, and there wasn't. But daddy even solved that war, a country that itself didn't even know was at war!
literal demon country.
I hope he hasn't caught the woke mind virus. If he has, he might be out for a while and start saying crazy things like "slavery WAS bad"
It's like RC Cola to Diet Coke
I agree. It's not the same without the passion of the tweet.
I know, what kind of person would listen to a show where they sell snake oil products for revenue? By the way, 20% off SUPER MALE VITALITY today only! Warning: Infowars doesn't guarantee you won't develop liver failure.
Pffft. Like I'm some libtard who lets the government put them microchips in me to make me look up transgender adult film stars. As if I would do that, and if I did, it would be for research purposes only!
You don't trust BigBallz Robert?
Daddy will live forever because he takes his colloidal silver I sell for only $39.99 a bottle of .25 oz!
What kind of kidneys? Bobby Jr. is looking for some porpoise or walrus kidneys if you got any. Willing to pay a big price.
Who needs prescription drugs when you can take SUPER MALE VITALITY? For only 59.99, you too can develop the perfect immune system and/or get liver cancer!
How about you please remove my "rude" label, you GOD DAMN GLOBALIST! I know Bluesky is conspiring with George Soros and Obama to keep my posts from reaching the world. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS WITHOUT RIPPING MY SHIRT OFF AND MY FACE TURNING RED!
Labor unions are SOCIALISM! Unlike when Daddy takes 10% interest in intel, that's good capitalism!
That's not funny Bobby Jr. was very hungry
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO OWN MILITARY-GRADE GRENADES! I DON'T CARE HOW MANY DEAD KIDS!
I like Jacob Chansley as a figurehead. Laura Loomer and Nick Fuentes are stable, level-headed geniuses to that also could lead the brilliant MAGA movement.
JD's clearly a globalist. Unless he comes on my show and sucks me off, there's no way I support him as blindly as I do Daddy!
WOOOHOOO! We're going to bring back the plague nation-wide!
Would an insane person carry around and hide a bear carcass that he wanted to eat?
My nutraceuticals are going to make so much, I can finally pay off those annoying grieving families I sent my fans to harass!
These liberal pussies act like a little diphtheria and typhus is going to be a bad thing.
That just makes it extra tasty to Bobby Jr.!
A little typhus never hurt anyone, lib!
Don't worry, he'll be back to eat the deer with Joe Rogan, of course, raw.
DON'T YOU TRY AND TAKE MY GUNS YOU GLOBALIST SCUM!
Measles just makes you stronger, libcuck!
That's their fault for choosing country over Daddy.
I'm conflicted. I've been screaming, sometimes shirtless, about secret police and spying and all these things happening for decades. My credibility relies solely on this. But I also love Daddy and he can do no wrong...
I know isn't it genius? Even better than me making myself the victim for sending people to harass parents of dead first graders!
I'm not sure how, but I know this is all your fault black gu...I mean Barack HUSSEIN Obama!
Keep doing that please! Daddy's running again in 2028.
They aspire to sell their own brand of bible, duh
Just listen to my show and you'll be fine and/or develop schizophrenic feelings towards anything the government does.
Should've used DMT. Joe Rogan took the DMT. The DMT. The DMT.
Daddy's thic
Elon's money was good, though. It helped daddy abolish 90% of the federal government! We HATE GEORGE SOROS THOUGH! (though that's not really about his money more so him being a jew)
Correct. Windows and lack of metal detectors are killing children.
That could make you eat a big bowl of chili probably, and even forget your kids' names in a deposition.
He knows my pro-life president wants to bring back the death penalty.
Don't mention your plans to bulldoze it and build a trump hotel.
Barack HUSSSEEEEEEEIN Obama, you are coming to take away my enriched uranium? After all these years, I knew it!
NO! They turn my kids bisexual and subdue people to take away their 2nd amendment right to bear enriched uranium! GLOBALIST SCUM!
You realize daddy isn't on this liberal disinformation site? He's on a highly educated site full of stable geniuses-TruthSocial.
Ah, he's using the same logic we use to deflect when my daddy betrays hardcore conservative values or things that used to matter like Epstein, which I knew was all a hoax all along. Except it was real for Clinton and Gates, but not daddy.
He's a literal demon. Not only is he a DEMON RAT that wants TO TAKE MY GUNS AND TURN MY KIDS GAY WITH THE NWO VACCINE MANDATES, but he actually is a terrible subhuman who is extremely heartless based on where someone's born. WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, RITCHIE?
Wajahat, this doesn't matter to us, because despite screaming shirtless at the top of my lungs for decades, because daddy's doing it, it's okay. We need to focus on THEY'RE TRANSGENDER EVERYBODY! I'm researching the topic, and by that, I mean watching their adult film content.
Keep Bubba Clinton away from Daddy, he loves thick cankles, and daddy's are THICCCCCCC. We don't need them making a lovechild together.
You're a literal demon. Not even because you're a globalist or democrat COMING FOR MY GUNS. You're an actual literal demon who hates children if they're born in the wrong place.
Can we put Bob on hold? I'm sure someone will piss off daddy in the cabinet, we could put him in. He sounds qualified for at least something. Ambassador to....?
That's me!
Wrong! Vaccines contain microchips that turn your kids gay and make me look up transgender adult film content for research purposes only. Stop your lying, GLOBALIST SCUM!
Lying globalist! Daddy is fit as a fiddle and 6'3", 215 pounds. You're just jealous he's a sex symbol and a picture of perfect health!
That would mean pedophilia, sir. DO NOT TRY AND TAKE MY ENRICHED URANIUM! It's my second amendment right!
50 Cent WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY FIREARMS? I HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN A STOCKPILE OF FLASH GRENADES AND ENRICHED URANIUM! Like the founders said at the Geneva convention!
Nice list, 50 cent. Shake shake your moneymaker! I love that song.
The nerve of some people I spend decades busting my ASS off spreading the great replacement and they want to just throw that pejorative around to anyone. NOT FAIR AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT! PLEASE READ THIS IN MY VOICE!
YES! And I deserve the Pulitzer as much as he deserves the Nobel!
I know isn't it great?
Is it the same reason we pushed the birth certificate for a decade?
Well she's black for one and a woman for another. Oh you meant reasons that would actually disqualify her? Let me get back to you on that.
Obama trying to take my firearms after all these years. DO YOU HEAR ME OBAMA? YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY FIREARMS NO MATTER HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU KILL WITH YOUR DAMN PSYOPS!
I remember BARACK HUSSSEEEEIN OBAMA! HE TRIED TO TAKE MY FIREARMS, and even though he didn't, I STILL DON'T LIKE HIM!
It's not a dictatorship because it's daddy. He can't do wrong, even if he does everything I warned the world about for 20+ years.
Hate when they're like that
He cares about ME! I work, and by work, I mean scream, sometimes shirtless, into a microphone.
I have to be real with daddy, praying didn't work because that's what they were doing.
No, we just brush those aside. BUT THIS ONE IS A TRANSGENDER! THAT MAKES ME ANGRY AND HORNY!
But they're my audience, you can't take away my audience! I WON'T LET YOU AND I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS IN MY VOICE!
As a right wing grifter, is that what will sell more supplements? Ok I guess I'll go with transgender then instead of baselessly promoting this as a false flag to take away our firearms. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY FIREARMS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY AND MAKE ME MASTURBATE TO TRANSGENDERS!
Which is better for my bottom line, spreading conspiracies about gun control/false flags, or transgender people? Any ideas guys?
Should I go with baseless false flag conspiracy, or should I go on an unhinged obsession about transgender people, given today's unfortunate events?
We're so close to locating the pedophiles running the government after all these years.
Why isn't it answering?
Extremely profitable. We made a lot of bank on supplements since daddy took over.
You don't understand. When daddy does it, it's good. When anyone but daddy does it, it's bad. You liberals are so slow!
LITERAL demon state.
NOOOOOOO! Only OUR SIDE is supposed to be allowed to be ridiculous!
Next time my wife leaves me, I'm marrying one of these ladies to be my waifu