why not smile
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why not smile
I have yet to hear the reason why Belichick was flying Jet Blue in the first place.
Epstein files
I still can’t get past the fact that he thinks women will let you touch our breasts if you give us a business card. MR. GIULIANI: These breasts belong to me. Nobody else can get near these, okay? I don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards. These are mine, you got it?
#LSU won their season opener for the first time since the natty season and #FranklinandBash is now streaming on Netflix. Both are signs that the tides are turning, our national nightmare will end, and democracy will make a huge comeback. The Oracle of WiFi has spoken.
Keep Calm and Carrion
I never knew I wanted to be a dog.
C’mon God, SMITE HIM ALREADY!!!
He knows the female gaze loves to see a mess of fish!!!
Dems need to make digital ads with videos of ICE terrorizing the innocent with this quote as a voiceover. They must SPEND MONEY to cut through the bullshit. The media will not help you anymore. Millions are living in a bubble & have no idea what’s happening.
Is it him?
I feel you. What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor bc he’s hungry and his governor just sent the state’s National Guard to DC to pick up trash?
Had their asses handed to them but at least they saved on shipping!
If you touch the handles in the correct sequence it opens the entrance to the Secret Lair™️
Melania’s a spy.
Who are these messaging strategists?
Yes, they found him as a baby floating in a basket in Bayou St. John. Now Texas thinks he’s gonna take them to the promised land? Hmm.
Homemade sling & some tape? Looks like something I’d do to get out of PE in 10th grade when it was my time of the month. Maybe he’s on his period, too.
I do love that we turned his home into a cemetery.
Cleveland also collected photographs of children he didn’t know…
As long as Peter Thiel has his hand in things, the nightmare won’t end with Trump.
They messed with the wrong ones, Facebook is gonna end up being TAYSBOOK before this is over.
We’re gonna get INSTAGRAM TAYLOR’S VERSION!!!
Great news! And thank you for spelling “whoa” correctly.
Traded him for a DT & two future gambles. Cowboys fans should sue Jerry.
He was a traitor.
They might stick their heads in the sand over the Epstein files & every other dirty deed, but MAGA is gonna lose their shit when they can’t buy those cheap slave labor products from Shein & Temu.
Had no idea there was makeup for that area. Is there lipstick, too?
Every time I wear mine I get the same reaction! I was checking out at a grocery store the last time I wore it and the guy behind me started singing the theme song to himself & it made me chuckle.
lol mkay jer
They sure did. We got to pick cotton & make hoe cakes. At least they made the white kids do it, too. 🫤
But it’s NOT WORKING.
All we need now are images of national guard troops polishing all the gaudy gold decor in the Oval Office.
Good morning, here’s an ancient dick cup. #PhallusThursday
I don’t trust anyone in this regime who roams the airports looking at kids. JFC
lol mkay babe
CHRISTIAN fundraising site. 🤬
This country is no safe place for children.
He’s not “testing boundaries” He’s doing whatever the fuck he wants and no one has a plan to stop him.
TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
😭😭😭
YOU GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY TO ME?!?!
The one yawning in the corner who is soon joined by a buddy is so cute & funny
My 79 year old mother is so excited she’s going to get $300 a month for taking her blood pressure pills.
Kim Don Old
These dudes had to leave their families & jobs to pick up trash in DC. I know they are pissed.
He was letting those other dogs know the big ass carrot over there is HIS.
Hilarious how many people have the burning need to post that they have no opinion on Taylor Swift. Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to let us know. 🙄
Thank you for making us aware.
So they’re going to pay us to take the drugs? I’m down with that.
He’s calling Trump out. He’s insulting him.
More foreign leaders need to talk to him this way.
“I told you so” is not a political strategy. Nor is sitting idly by waiting for 2026. Get your shit TOGETHER, Dems, and FIGHT.
What would Jesus do?
We need more of this.
This was my campaign slogan when I ran for Senior Class President. There should be a comma after class, though.
This was my campaign slogan when I ran for Senior Class President. There should be a comma after class, though.
Good to see JD taking a break from his vacations.
Who the fuck is in the focus groups?
He sure is saying “we” a lot for something the executive branch should have NOTHING to do with.
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
Bronze Star > Bone Spurs
Hard to convince the American people we’re in serious trouble if we don’t sound too upset about it. I’m sick & tired of the weak ass response.
Too fatty. I prefer leaner cuts of meat.
People outside of the U.S. see the country clearer than most of the people in the country. And all I hear from comrades in other countries is: "Are you all aware that you are living under a fascist government already?"
Not a whole ass in the entire joint
What I learned from Camp of the Saints is that we need to develop a QB and fast. ⚜️
PERIODT
“Gentlemen, this is a workplace!”
Ok. So we know it’s an old nail, just hard to say exactly what is was used for without context. My guess is wood framing or flooring of a building. I look forward to finding out the correct answer, so I’ll follow the thread. Thanks for sharing! 📌
Where was it found? When is it from?
My grandmother: “Stop openin the door, you’re lettin all the ‘bought air’ out!
“How ya like me now?”
You’re either in the Context Club or you’re not.
Name the franchisee!
Stephen Miller is FURIOUS that white people are protesting. He needs brown protesters for his evil plan to work.
If AI can find a foolproof way to get Trump out of our lives, I’ll never say a bad thing about AI again.
They have a great DEI program. www.newsweek.com/cracker-barr...
My best tweet ever was “Let’s put the cialis in socialism” and I’m still mad it didn’t go wildly viral
We’ve gone from #whodat to #whydat 😭😭😭
The man:
What felony exactly?
I’d be more worried about Facebook, IG, Threads, Twitter, etc. TikTok is still owned by the Chinese.
This could be a valuable teaching aid.
It wasn’t a prediction, it was happening then. Those were the days of Rush Limbaugh at the peak of his popularity - radio show, tv show, NYT bestseller- Bill Bennett’s The Book of Virtues, and the premiere of Fox News. Sadly, a lot of Gen X fell for it & it shows in their voting habits today.
Fair social programs ARE absolutely a fundamental aspect of socialism. JFC.
The bright side is he’s obviously been thinking of his own mortality recently, so maybe he’s gotten bad news from doctors.
That’s the whole reason he signed up- FREE SANDWICHES!
www.cbsnews.com/news/walmart...
So we’ve got radioactive shrimp and wasps, and now coked up sharks.
At this point I think we need them to bear witness.
I hope their DPS escorts have to stay there to guard them all night. Then, when the cops fall asleep, the Dem Reps can draw “I ♥️ Taylor Swift” on their foreheads with Sharpies.
There are quite a lot of Black & Brown folks in the Louisiana & Mississippi National Guards. I wonder if the powers that be have thought this through…
Venezuelan cartel didn’t pay their protection money on time.
