I’m all for banning illegal African migrants with lots of kids
I’m all for banning illegal African migrants with lots of kids
It's a testament to the depravity of this administration that one cannot conclusively rule out that, at this point they're trolling the media to keep attention on this and not Epstein. What a world.
Gold
Boom! 😏
Ironically, this is caused by overexposure to Silver 😂 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria
Exclusive footage of Melania bestowing the, er, medal, on Rudy.
Fake news, seemingly.
“don’t get high on your own supply”
What, no glowing orb? ;-)
Can we call them deplorables now?
Now *that's* a quote for the ages.
Commander Inaction is quite the self-own.
Sure worked for Kamala courting Liz Cheney.
Trump is the king of 69-dimensional chess
Hollow Weenie
Or Ayn Rand head of SSA ;-)
Yeah, MAGAts are trolls and assholes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
on *a* dumb shit
If it sucks enough to wake them up out of their voter apathy or cult membership in time to overcome gerrymandered districts, great, otherwise they’ll have plenty of time to reflect on their civic failures or just embrace full-on-fascism to deflect any personal responsibility.
Marquis de SAD
"Thoughts and prayers" of the tech world.
Nothing. He'd given it all away.
Sounds kinda rapey.
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Fame is a drug.
Healter Skelter 😒
Welfare queens want the easiest payout.
“brunchlord” 💀
The
There is only one consequence for someone that sick: promote him to state or federal office in the GOP.
What are the odds that this is unconnected from stuff like Elmo’s recent geographic fertility chart post?
"I wish he had taken his own life before he took the lives of those innocent children" kinda misses the point of gunmen who choose "soft targets". It's a sick pablum this Meryl Streep cosplayer is regurgitating, even sicker because folks are still lapping it up.
*privately* 🙄
Running to Bill Cassidy to defend you is like asking a eunuch to father your child.
And by "[m]any shooters" you mean "ruling party", right?
There are only *two* options: Democratic and National Socialist.
Teenage Dagny Taggart wankers who never grew up, yeah.
Not for almost a decade now.
Manischewitz, obvs.
Like this, on steroids: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faceboo... You know the saying: "Fool me once..." At this point, I'm inclined to think MPs are just getting off on the confirmation bias hits they get on X.
They gonna rendition him to Uganda, I imagine, on charges of mortgage fraud.
Ok. Tthey aren’t one and the same. A shitty sandwich and a literal shit sandwich aren’t one and the same. No wonder literal fascism took over. Y’all are fucking morons.
The Pump and Dump Administration™
To MAGAts that will sound like a win-win: overseas business get throttled and you're forced to buy American. Because they're too dumb to understand knock-on effects.
Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...
I’m with the late great Molly Ivins:
They're effectively doing it, because Trump's grasp of world trade is as tiny as his grasp of his mushroom.
When it comes to the well-being of whales, RFK Jr has always wanted to get a head.
A black president broke the GOP so badly.
"You're gonna beat somebody that's 15 times your size" is kinda what the American Revolution was all about, no?
Steve Witkoff: Hold my beer bsky.app/profile/atru...
Fluffing
It's the woke, right? The woke is what causes autism. 🙄
Say what you want about email lady, but she nailed it.
Wait’ll you hear about his stand on voter and housing fraud. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/12/...
Trump was more understanding of his former Chief-of-Staff's housing shenanigans ;-) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Gives a whole new meaning to Trumped-up charges.
*at least* 1243 days
Kimmy G's ex is a preener who managed to latch on to an effective strategy for trolling that got under their skin (so did Tim Walz, btw). Let folks get excited and amplify, because as sure as the sun rises Gavin will eventually find a way to shoot himself in the dick.
He has tiny hands, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Masturbation? 😏
Minnesota Nice.
So wearing a MAGA hat would be incitement. Interesting...
Tired: deplorables Wired: vapid totalitarian twats
Tin Soldiers and Bone Spurs coming...
"I have the best poll numbers if you only count the polls where I have the best poll numbers" is not what one wants to hear a President say.
"tactical empathy" 🙄 See, the right has their "woke words" too.
Everyone on Twitter is famous for 15 seconds. The trick is not to have it last much longer.
Nah. All they like is that they can make fun of the people who use the precise term.
I missed the part where she asked "what concessions"?
Poly?
Dem leadership is unable to chew and walk gum at the same time, sadly.
Yellow stars?
If you’re not sure if you’re living under authoritarianism — you are living under authoritarianism Enjoy, America
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that he'd promise free and fair 2026 elections and Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide, but he was lying, would you compliment Trump? Take a seat, Neville. This is -- or at least I thought it was -- beneath you.
All the better to create a Reichstag moment my dear. 😒
Remember they believe -- or have led their moonies to believe -- that judges are activists.
“Chatterton” is nominative determinism in the flesh
WSJ content ;-)
Wait’ll Frum hears about Pizzagate. It’s been projection all the way down.
More like “I’m not that strong a swimmer” 🤣
The sequel to Spinal Tap is more political that I expected ;-)
I bet he’s got a 29A birthmark on his scalp ;-)
Please don’t rain on Dean’s parade. Later there will be footage of Dean fighting his way through a ball pit at McDonalds.
People are just stupid.
This is an SNL skit, right?
We all know what the answer would have been: a shit-eating grin and a “joke” that would have left pundits scratching their, er, heads again.
Oh mercy, mishandling of classified documents?
"Waymo' burn victims"