Just because your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss tells you to do it doesn't make it your job.
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Just because your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss tells you to do it doesn't make it your job.
"You honah, I'm just a simple lawyuh from the backwoods of subuhban Los Angeluz, but..."
Well, nobody in the news media is COVERing the protests, at least.
He's not wrong, at least on the basis of the sentence you quoted. But why him, now? He's not a historian, or a law professor, or a political science expert. He's just a guy who happens to have a billion dollars. There are better reasons for quoting someone than they've got a billion dollars.
If you sent this message back to 2015, it would read as a auto-correct typo.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
(based on a hallucination that passed through the consciousness of Rodney Dangerfield's character from _Back to School_ as he lay dying of a stroke)
I'm just going to send this instead of saying "I'm on my way" 😉 💙
Does this bailey make my motte look big?
Sounds great! What's panzo?
Some of those words weren't even that stern.
For he so hated his Dad that he courted heatstroke because his Dad advised him not to wear winter wear in summer.
The mouse's party hat says the mouse is on its way to a party; the mouse's sly side-eye indicates it's one of THOSE parties.
DrManhattanSittingOnARockOnMars.jpg
Summations are supposed to happen at the ends of things, though.
The pillbox hat (?) makes it look like "Jokie O".
For Labor Day, Mark Twain's paean to the Knights of Labor: Power, when lodged in the hands of man, means oppression - it means oppression always: not always consciously, deliberately, purposely; not always cruelly, or sweepingly; but oppression, anyway, & always, in one shape or another. 1/15
_Corkscrews: A History_
How many F's in U?
For my money, the best is the British schoolboys who discover that they quite enjoy the amazing Texas innovation of [checks notes] cooking meat over a fire.
Liking the same shit as someone else is the basis of friendship. Pretending to like the same shit as someone else is the basis of manners. Pretending to like the same shit someone else is pretending to like as an excuse for hating the same people as someone else is the basis of politics.
"A long time ago there was another guy named, more or less, Joshua and he also had some crazy ideas about a religious ministry based partially around seafood metaphors."
Except for my first couple months on, during which I saw some Trump supporters trolling, I've never seen a post on Bluesky that was "unwelcoming" to anyone other than Trump-supporter-adjacent trolls. In the abstract, I've never understood the desire to make something suck to make it last longer.
My question is, is it going to get any better? Or is this the last we ever see if him? He's 80, and things don't heal up like a wish anymore.
"It's a GRAIL, dumbass, tell me somewhere that it CAN't be."
Look, they had to work Leonard Nimoy's blood discoloration from his two-pack-a-day unfiltered Lucky Strike habit into the story somehow. Fun fact, Nimoy was 17 years old when he played Spock.
"...but Rue d'Juliane Lawn Solutions will."
"Onan? Onan! Onan, you unlock this bathroom door this instant!"
Do Daystrom's computer was responsible for blowing up a starship and killing hundreds of people, but a hundred years later he's got a whole institute named after him.
Wow. This lunchbox art is notably non-dynamic. It's certainly no _Return of the Jedi_. On the other hand, it does make the 2020s TV series seem a little less boring by comparison.
I don't know who Richard Boone is, but either that portrait makes use of hazmat-certified commercial artistic license, or he's got a skin condition so severe it could get him fired from his job as a Batman villian for implausibility.
I was gonna start a video arcade, but my friends said that kids don't want to play arcade games and the shopping center landlord says their policies forbid businesses "that pandereth to the vices of callow youth" and the teens said, "Lol, what's Sinistar?" Anyway, I'm out of ideas.
"Hey! KNOCK first, Beast Man! We're not animals! Well, I'm not, anyway."
Frankenstein's monster should rightly be called "Frankenstein" because he was Victor Frankenstein's son; people who refuse to recognize that are the real Frankenstein's monsters.
Frankenstein's monster should rightly be called "Frankenstein" because he was Victor Frankenstein's son; people who refuse to recognize that are the real Frankenstein's monsters.
The important thing is that it's one above the P level, which is not great but much better than being any levels beLOW the P level.
LAKE DEFIANCE: Oh, and this is my roommate, Spineripper. SPINERIPPER: [brushing Cheeto crumbs off shirt but only smearing it with Cheeto dust] Hey.
GVH irl #gvh
Bolts evil; welding, by inference, good.
That logic puzzle with the cannibals except one always tells the truth and the other is always bitterly ironic.
"'Magpie', eh? So what do you want your costume to look like?" "A black Grace Jones number with shoulder wings." "Got it. Any accessories?" "Evil Elton John glasses." "Great. And the hairstyle?" "Punk version of Larry Fine from the Three Stooges."
That footage was lost for a reason.
Did you know you can make nacho cheese super easily out of milk, cheese, and sodium citrate? I did not until a few days ago and it blew my mind. Test batch for tomorrow's nacho bar hosting duties. SO much easier than a roux!
WHERES THE MONEY
wake up babe new polity just dropped
I'm still in.
Old-Fashioned Toy Company Deserves Death Sentence at Nuremberg
COTTON HILL: Fitty men? I'm in, Inky!
A nice underage brothel upstate where all the child sex slaves look like his daughter.
Caturday Pew Pew Kitty Pissed Off Smelly Cat Wild Souls Wildlife Rescue Rehab
Assuming he wasn't hospitalized sometime today or yesterday, imagine being the Secret Service agent assigned to watch his bedroom door right now, getting weird passive-aggressive radio contacts as they try to determine if he's alive without opening the door or asking him.
class SusanCollins { getActionForConcern(concern) { return 0; } }
Can't relate. My life turned out B------------------------------------------------------- at best.
On the other hand, if it does happen during this ergo propter this, I fear that I will end up dying like one of those rats who keeps hitting the pleasure lever until it dies of dehydration.
Those ARE his principles, I'm afraid.
Hambaga is tier-3 and costs a full 25 mana points.
Maybe tonight is the start of his batty free-spirited chocolatier era.
Well done to everyone involved.
That _Tales of the Teenage Mutant Turtles_ cartoon they put out a few months ago had a police detective that hated pigeons (and by extension a mutant pigeon-guy), but I think a pigeon might've killed his partner or something. Short of that, yeah, hating pigeons seems borderline unhinged.
This is the funniest video I've seen today... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals
Area Senator Convinced He Closeted
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: [being savagely beaten with an actual kitchen table by a member of the Trump Youth jacked up on anabolic "RFK Vitamins"] This is a distraction.
RFK Jr. would have to attend four years of med school and a one-year residency just to qualify as a quack.
MO-LESTS EVERYONEOFUS!!!
You had me at "anyfuckingbody else".
CHUCK SCHUMER: [sinks deeper into his comfy chair in a White House conference room, smiling placidly over his little half-glasses]
I mean, this is on you guys. RFK Jr. is like if the scorpion from that river-crossing fable hired a 60-person chorus to perform "I Will Sting You and We Will Both Drown" for you and your dumb frog ass gave him the piggyback ride anyway.
I mean, this is on you guys. RFK Jr. is like if the scorpion from that river-crossing fable hired a 60-person chorus to perform "I Will Sting You and We Will Both Drown" for you and your dumb frog ass gave him the piggyback ride anyway.
"The sun shone brightly down on Marcellus Ciceree through the eculus in the center of the Panthe'een deme."
I'm writing a speculative fiction epic in which it was not Romulus but Remus that founded a great city that became a world-spanning empire. Everything is exactly the same except the names are stupider because all the O's are E's.
_Software Engineering Lessons Drawn from the Oeuvre of the Band Tool, and, to a Lesser Extent, A Perfect Circle_
Two factor authorization successful! 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky
[melancholy piano arrangement of "You're the Best Around (Nothin's Gonna Ever Keep You Down)"]
The jorts will be with you always.
The risk of these workers being fired is very great here: almost a certainty. I'd be amazed if the termination paperwork weren't already in process. But if the alternative is to be forced to participate in the killing of innocents in the name of medicine, I suppose there's no real alternative.
I can't help wondering, idly and not especially hopefully, whether RFK Jr. might be the one member of this pack of addled swine unpopular enough with The Base to provide cover for impeaching and convicting him.
These motherfuckers wouldn’t know consent if it ignored their explicit written instructions.
www.cnn.com/2025/08/28/e... "How Trump Could Give the Fed a MAGA Makeover". Look, I know you're lazy and awful, and there's a lot of letters in both "authoritarian overreach" and "Constitutional crisis". But "MAGA Makeover"? This is the fall of our republic, not Ru Paul's Drag Race. Do better.
The people who own the media outlets are bigots who support bigotry and other bigots on principle.
"...says 'gronk' intermittently."
"In lieu of wedding gifts please record yourself reading a letter back home to Dearest Sarah while 'Ashokan Farewell' plays in the background."
RFK Jr [gripping the head of a child he bumped into at Whole Foods]: your midichlorian count is disbalanced by seed oil hormones fortunately this can be cured by daily raw milk trepanning where is your mother boy is she a proto-caucusoid by any chance
The trolling is a lot of fun, but it's important not to ascribe human feelings to Gavin Newsom. Leave your offerings of hair gel and tooth whitener in recognition of a job well done and move on.
Farmer Maggot prequel series now you cowherds.
Rock, is this true?
I Cherish My Ignorance of What You Did Last Summer.
It may if they already have a girl cake taster and they're in a rush. Noah and Sons had a lotta boxes to check and not a lotta time, is all I'm saying.
Schmittian one hand, hope in the other.
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
Seventy-five million will do it.
Not an exaggeration. If anything, this understates how unhinged the video is. It is, quite literally, five white guys talking about how to free the states from the burdens of the 14th Amendment so churches can effectively be given ownership over "gangbangers in Baltimore."
Yeah! Same!
I expect no more from you folks by now, but in passing, framing it as Cook's war with Trump rather than Trump's war with Cook is blatant victim blaming.
"THANKS TO THE DEMOCRAT PARTY NOW YOU HAVE TO INDICT A LAMB SCHWARMA"
I don't have anything useful to contribute but I think this message may be in Helvetica, is that worth an internship?
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED
Should've hidden the body in the crate of Hamdingers.