Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) / Redsky

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1/9/2025, 7:03:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll wait for the transcript. I know it's not his fault, but I can't listen to him for very long. He sounds as if he's in perpetual need of a lozenge.

30/8/2025, 12:13:46 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

They're trying to domesticate themselves. They see how good our pets have it. They're basically dog hardware running cat software anyway.

30/8/2025, 11:46:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

We let it happen.

30/8/2025, 11:38:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll take em wherever I find em.

30/8/2025, 11:35:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I worry what he'll do when he does.

30/8/2025, 11:30:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Hold on. This just in..

30/8/2025, 11:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

He can't get enough.

30/8/2025, 11:19:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the clock is ticking.

30/8/2025, 11:17:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget misspelled. It's a hallmark of his best work.

30/8/2025, 11:16:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

His advice? Eat more radioactive shrimp from Walmart.

30/8/2025, 11:14:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when the waiter at Olive Garden tells you the plate is hot and you don't listen.

30/8/2025, 11:11:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

He's already picking furniture for the Oval Office.

30/8/2025, 11:03:14 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Me: For the Love of God don't! My OCD: It's staff. Half-staff on land. Half mast is on a ship.

30/8/2025, 10:58:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm always surprised to see him in daylight.

25/8/2025, 1:05:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously, he's read Aesop's fables.

12/8/2025, 11:08:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

It always surprises me when he's seen in broad daylight.

12/8/2025, 7:57:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

If nothing else, he has a type.

12/8/2025, 3:53:26 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

From your mouth to God's shell-like.

12/8/2025, 2:35:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Not. For. Long. There's a mistake long overdue for correction.

12/8/2025, 2:22:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

His grandparents were interned at Minidoka. Yet he's ok with this. More Bizarro than Superman.

12/8/2025, 2:11:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

We've been either too lazy or too reverent put hands on it often enough.

12/8/2025, 1:48:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Apache Dancers?

5/8/2025, 6:00:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck with that.

3/8/2025, 6:43:34 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, all that freeing, costs. Are we ready to pay?

3/8/2025, 6:37:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I know everyone dies, but god help me, I am not over losing him.

3/8/2025, 6:26:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like he's not very sharp.

31/7/2025, 12:42:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait til he gets his hands on the guy responsible for appointing him.

26/7/2025, 3:38:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I've always thought Generative Intelligence was a better name. But fuck him. It's Artificial Intelligence from now on.

26/7/2025, 3:24:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

That's generous.

26/7/2025, 3:12:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you not met Marvel's Jeff the Landshark?

26/7/2025, 3:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't slander Squirrels. Unless you've ever had to spit out a couple of pieces of buckshot during family dinner.

25/7/2025, 2:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

As a country we had such potential. This wound is self-inflicted.

25/7/2025, 1:54:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 9:25:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 2:06:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

23/7/2025, 7:39:30 PM | 31044 7594 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I was working background on a film and walking back to set through the parking lot, when I hear "Excuse me" from a guy on his bike. I stopped short and he barely missed me. Took a minute to realize I was almost run over by Steve Martin. And yes. He really said Excuse me.

17/7/2025, 5:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

LAPD's SOP.

13/7/2025, 4:26:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Next level, but not in a good way. Head cheese.

11/7/2025, 11:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Anybody got a piece of garlic toast? I want to try something.

11/7/2025, 11:06:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

What I'd like to see..

11/7/2025, 11:04:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Captain Underpants might want to avoid open windows above the 2nd floor for a while.

11/7/2025, 5:13:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Bodyguard 101 in two words: Target Denial! That can't be just incompetence.

11/7/2025, 7:53:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps they're not all bad. The problem is there's no telling them apart.

10/7/2025, 5:00:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/7/2025, 4:40:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/7/2025, 2:02:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Canada day!

2/7/2025, 7:27:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, those birds were killed elsewhere and shipped in.

2/7/2025, 7:25:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Anxious PolarBear (@anxious-polarbear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

For the last time: The Abyss is for staring into. The Void is for screaming into. Please kindly stop screaming into The Abyss as we are not insured for that.

1/7/2025, 12:06:45 PM | 72 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed. I once spent two hours staring into the Abbess. Finally the other nuns roughed me up and kicked me out of the convent.

2/7/2025, 7:21:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

If the guy buys and his date is American is it a "Dutch treat?"

2/7/2025, 7:09:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Approved by:

1/7/2025, 10:08:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjw79Jyy/

30/6/2025, 2:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social)

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjw7QXFe/

30/6/2025, 2:16:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social)

What season is it?

28/6/2025, 7:25:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 7:14:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/6/2025, 3:35:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Ares: If Picasso assembled a dog.

14/6/2025, 4:26:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/6/2025, 12:06:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/6/2025, 6:32:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

The Below Average White Band.

21/5/2025, 2:30:33 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah. The highest.

13/5/2025, 3:27:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

13/5/2025, 3:25:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I know why he sleeps four hours a night.

10/5/2025, 7:34:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

7/5/2025, 9:04:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social)

6/5/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

He had a meeting with his Optimus robots about working for minimum wage.

5/5/2025, 8:34:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

5/5/2025, 7:47:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

So, nobody gonna mention Doug and the Slugs?

30/4/2025, 8:02:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I can think of one I'm looking forward to.

22/4/2025, 11:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

My mom bought a set of encyclopedias, back in the 60s, put them in the room my brother and I shared with that very instruction. That advice has served me well all my life.

8/4/2025, 2:47:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

7/4/2025, 4:14:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously, we don't deserve joy.

3/4/2025, 3:29:31 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me know if you see this one.

24/3/2025, 8:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

24/3/2025, 8:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's an idea.

8/3/2025, 12:01:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what? I want to believe he's that stupid. From his Foghorn Leghorn affect to his soulless eyes. But really, he's just evil. He knows his completely made up BS is going to be quoted by every magat that halfway heard it. He doesn't believe it himself, he's just stirring up the rubes.

5/3/2025, 9:06:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

The real problem is that there's no shortage of stupid these days.

5/3/2025, 8:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

She's gotta keep dancing for that maga money 💰.

5/3/2025, 8:27:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/3/2025, 8:12:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/3/2025, 8:30:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I play roulette with most of the services. Netflix is out of rotation until July.

3/3/2025, 8:11:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

1/3/2025, 3:55:12 PM | 33267 8814 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/2/2025, 7:20:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker.bsky.social) reposted

Opt out tomorrow!

28/2/2025, 12:54:32 AM | 21421 5566 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

An idea straight from our:

28/2/2025, 12:42:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

So they could either drop the idea or...

28/2/2025, 12:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

Here's an article by Seth Hettena that discusses Kash Patel's "integrity." open.substack.com/pub/theicema...

27/2/2025, 12:46:09 AM | 474 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I have an idea.

27/2/2025, 3:27:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

They asked for it.

25/2/2025, 8:32:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jack Hopkins-The Original (@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social) reposted

I think it is increasingly clear to most, that beneath all the cosmetic changes, this is who’s still there.

23/2/2025, 8:32:32 PM | 7074 1766 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not like they're going to check with your boss or understand acrostics.

23/2/2025, 5:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Justin Hammer the clown from Iron Man 2. Not even good enough to be a decent super villain. Instead of hair plugs, Musk should have shaved his head and gone full Lex Luthor.

23/2/2025, 5:05:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

I learned early that I didn't need a bully's respect as long as I had their fear.

23/2/2025, 4:57:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dr Night (@drnight1.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no quid pro For voting. He voted for exactly this. It affects everyone the same including him. This won't kill his career. Shazam killed his career. This is him going full Sorbo and you should never go full Sorbo. Maybe he's hoping to get a job hosting a fox and friends kids show.