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David Steuer

@dsteuer.bsky.social

Was Silicon Valley lawyer. Current aspiration is to be a curmudgeon with a heart.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

BUT HER EMAILZZZ!!!!!

1/9/2025, 3:09:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems a smidge hyperbolic.

31/8/2025, 6:29:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

True dat. If you go to a doctor instead of a doughnut shop for an infection, you might as well be performing on Telescreen.

31/8/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I need more info on minimum apartment size suitable for commentary.

31/8/2025, 9:00:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Happiness is a Warm Bun and another one.

31/8/2025, 6:58:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Impressed. Even Lehrer said he struggled with Elements.

30/8/2025, 6:18:57 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

No, no no no, he’s outside looking in.

30/8/2025, 10:47:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

In 1963, he played in the same outfield as his brothers Felipe and Matty during three games, the only all-brother outfield in MLB history.

30/8/2025, 7:36:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems to me the stronger argument is that a failure to cabin the President’s discretion to find cause defeats Congress’ intent to have Board members protected against political discharges.

29/8/2025, 3:30:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

They can’t help themselves

29/8/2025, 11:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey get this — traditionally US presidents did not accuse citizens of uncharged crimes! They were so hung up on due process and similar outdated concepts.

27/8/2025, 2:47:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree with this. The most painful examples are when the U.S. develops a drug with public money, big Pharma then patents it and walks away with $$$. (Paclitaxel/Taxol for example). However, since Kennedy has destroyed our research abilities, this may no longer be an issue.

26/8/2025, 7:08:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

South Korean dictator Syngman Rhee was known for being praised by his subordinates for the high quality of his farts. We’re getting there.

26/8/2025, 6:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

What a pathetic country we’ve become. Obsessing over a restaurant logo lacking an old man in a chair.

26/8/2025, 3:37:26 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody should tell the ROK President that the thumb up with Trump is a sure sign of dorkdom.

26/8/2025, 10:09:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Farage is simply spending the new coin of the US realm — shameless lying.

26/8/2025, 10:06:39 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

A crisp Winesap is a lost pleasure.

26/8/2025, 12:34:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

In multiple respects.

25/8/2025, 6:42:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I think my head would spin around like Linda Blair in the Exorcist if I were stuck at a table with Trump Sr., Jr., and Kim Kardashian.

25/8/2025, 6:31:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Starving children in Africa now have incentives to develop food sources.

25/8/2025, 6:18:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

It is shocking, in hindsight, how German academia, at the forefront of research and scholarship globally, rolled over like a log heading down a hill.

25/8/2025, 2:31:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

The shirt is actually right in keeping with the original, as a symbol of hatred and division.

24/8/2025, 6:10:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Jeffries: read this and learn.

24/8/2025, 5:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, he is currently weaker than Schumer.

24/8/2025, 4:50:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess that explains why Richmond is still the capital of the CSA.

24/8/2025, 4:44:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, this is awful.

24/8/2025, 4:14:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda SEEMS like the definition of waste — Disposal of corporate assets for no return.

22/8/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuban expropriation: bad, boycott for eternity. US expropriation: good, “negotiated”.

22/8/2025, 10:13:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

So nobody should call existential threats “existential threats”. Gotcha.

22/8/2025, 4:09:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Then perhaps he could have avoided being a serial failure if he was a groundskeeper.

22/8/2025, 1:45:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s some A1 gibberish.

21/8/2025, 6:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Look where you spilled it!

20/8/2025, 11:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

What An Asshole

20/8/2025, 11:50:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin gave his marching orders.

20/8/2025, 12:27:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Has Zelenskyy thanked him yet?

20/8/2025, 12:25:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but my collection of NFT’s is priceless.

19/8/2025, 7:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quite; his followers would say that the Holocaust is a hoax.

19/8/2025, 7:29:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess only the very woke complain that chattel slavery was bad.

19/8/2025, 7:27:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Or — just spitballing here — you could sponsor legislation that help improve neighborhoods so there would be no “slums”. Nahhh, just beat up people.

19/8/2025, 6:13:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does he grin at her “witticism”? And when are ad hominem against the questioner ever ok?

19/8/2025, 6:10:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Strapping buff studmuffin calls Chris Murphy unattractive.

18/8/2025, 4:19:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologize, binary code!

18/8/2025, 3:54:04 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

NATO provides the only real deterrence to Russia’s designs on Ukraine. Guarantees from our pedophilocracy are obviously worthless.

18/8/2025, 3:49:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Totally vain. High on Musk’s brain.

17/8/2025, 10:58:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Rubio has so far been a geyser of evil and totally compliant. Just today he barred Gazan children from receiving medical care in the U.S.

16/8/2025, 7:52:01 PM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

It would have “never happened “ only if Trump invited Putin to overrun Ukraine, or if he had scared him out of doing so. If it’s the latter, why doesn’t he scare him into GTF out now? Could someone just for once ask how he can justify that steaming horseshit?

16/8/2025, 1:57:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Not much need, unless you want to eavesdrop on farts and snoring.

16/8/2025, 1:45:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

How could they come without armor support? And where is the air cover? What a failure of combined arms service of process!

15/8/2025, 10:03:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yair Rosenberg (@yair-rosenberg.bsky.social) reposted

I wrote about how AI chatbots are pumping out fake quotes, attributed to real people, at scale, and polluting our public disourse with potemkin pontification and made-up appeals to authority. And the AIs are not just misquoting famous people—it happened to me and it could happen to you. Gift link:

15/8/2025, 5:34:25 PM | 426 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

They previously dropped Nobels on Kissinger, Arafat and Begin, so it’s not like the Committee is incapable of soiling itself.

14/8/2025, 11:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire structure assumed a level of integrity. When all three branches decide that they needn’t temper self-interest with integrity, it all collapses.

14/8/2025, 5:57:00 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Harmeet Dhillon is the absolute worst.

14/8/2025, 5:27:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit!

13/8/2025, 9:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

😁

13/8/2025, 9:15:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does the UK put up with this shit?

13/8/2025, 9:06:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree with this. I think the defining failure of my generation (I’m 68) was the failure to push back on the settlement enterprise, the prevailing gestalt being that any criticism played into Arafat’s hands. But the timidity of American Jewry and its organs have led directly to this moment.

13/8/2025, 7:17:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats allowed Clarence Thomas to sit on the Supreme Court. I really have no time for this horseshit.

13/8/2025, 7:04:20 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, this is awful.

13/8/2025, 5:10:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

The price they charge for an Aperol Spritz — It’s a Crime!

13/8/2025, 4:42:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

How will Minnesota survive the loss of Sarah?

13/8/2025, 5:41:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, she’s in with pussycats. It’s a quid pro quo of some kind.

13/8/2025, 1:02:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

“I have other ways to bore you. Let me tell you about the water dispensers in the U.S. Attorney’s office.”

13/8/2025, 1:00:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, those lips!

13/8/2025, 12:12:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh, could be a lie Putin fed him.

11/8/2025, 11:04:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Beheaded or just shot? 🤷🏻‍♂️ October 7 is still indefensible. As is Israel‘s response.

11/8/2025, 10:47:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Get ‘em in Slovakia

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11/8/2025, 7:41:51 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even Russia claims it is fighting in self-defense.

11/8/2025, 4:02:19 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe this strongly. I also keep waiting for Dem leadership to say clearly, we are watching you, and will hold you fully responsible for any corruption or failure to comply with the law.

10/8/2025, 6:46:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vacation throwing out red meat. POS.

10/8/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, he knows from disgusting degenerates.

9/8/2025, 11:57:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

A theme song for the gentlemen: youtu.be/iK9Ke3oAZ7Q?...

9/8/2025, 9:16:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump rolls out the red carpet for an indicted war criminal who bombs hospitals, kidnaps children, and murders his opponents. The friends you keep . . .

9/8/2025, 5:14:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no phylum of viruses because viruses are not considered to be living organisms. Sheesh.

9/8/2025, 5:11:24 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Just working for the clampdown. youtu.be/_lt4O-EHNnw

8/8/2025, 6:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

As is the country.

8/8/2025, 6:36:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Kentucky needs to rename itself Icchbucor today.

8/8/2025, 5:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Crypto is just a river of fraud. Side benefits— destroys the environment and inspires misogyny.

8/8/2025, 12:43:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...

Trump posting an ugly picture of Heidi Cruz
8/8/2025, 12:38:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Destroying lives for amusement.

7/8/2025, 5:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Monster denies other monster is monster.

6/8/2025, 7:56:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Gibberish

6/8/2025, 1:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh huh. And the coolant will be . . . Moon water?

5/8/2025, 4:58:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

“Legal experts say . . . “. Well ok then. My experience from 40 years in the courts was that gaining the trust of the judge was Job One. Everything bad flowed from failing to do that.

5/8/2025, 12:04:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Bonica (@adambonica.bsky.social) reposted

The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.

3/8/2025, 5:02:37 PM | 7946 3075 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 5:37:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? Discriminating on the basis of political opinion describes 95% of how his beloved Administration spends its days.

3/8/2025, 12:11:50 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

“You know what I mean by that.”

2/8/2025, 6:48:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really the point here, but why aren’t the pizza senders found and prosecuted?

2/8/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

His body magnetism pulled an antique sword off the wall that pierced his neck.

2/8/2025, 5:36:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Suggest Utahns all sing this. Won’t change the weather, but it’s cool. youtu.be/g8VduT7aR2c

2/8/2025, 5:25:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Gentleman knows as much about Japanese government as he does about the American economy.

1/8/2025, 11:59:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social)

Let me know when the Trumps are done trashing the White House.

1/8/2025, 11:29:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hail, Nostradamus

1/8/2025, 11:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Went there. Couldn’t wait to leave. Some amusing gift shop items, though.

1/8/2025, 6:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Movie material: one man takes a stand against Big Pierogi.

1/8/2025, 6:18:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

*worse*

31/7/2025, 10:12:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I presume that additionally, you don’t care.

31/7/2025, 8:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this is right. He was actually very well qualified. It should have been an age discrimination suit, but the law hadn’t got there yet. Which isn’t to deny that the decision is execrable.

31/7/2025, 8:09:47 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Mic drop

31/7/2025, 6:20:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Steuer (@dsteuer.bsky.social) reply parent

Or — hear me out — don’t serve in Congress.

31/7/2025, 6:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view