“This just emphasizes what a vital, youthful schedule he normally keeps!”
“This just emphasizes what a vital, youthful schedule he normally keeps!”
“Something’s wrong with the President. They’ve got him on an exercise bike.”
Just telling us about his eventful day.
He is able to amble to a golf cart, and that’s about it.
Sadly, sex workers are very likely to experience violence. I imagine that helping them out is a regular charitable experience for Rudy.
My guess: Alive, but impaired. Temporarily or permanently? Can’t wait to find out!
If Democrats had any guts, they’d demand a video of him twerking as proof of life.
Useful frame for understanding Trumpism from @aselrod.bsky.social: "It’s not merely rule by the worst but an active assault on virtue wherever it exists. Trump/MAGA have turned the country over to the cruelest, most rapacious, and least honorable among us." www.liberalcurrents.com/let-it-burn-...
This is not entirely beating the "Weekend at Bernie's" rap.
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Trump take Trump
Economists/finance people and Trading Places. You know, more or less. For the time. Its charm made up for the rest.
There are things that are untrue and then there’s this 110% crazy bullshit.
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This administration pumps out a lot of stupid, but never more than at these all-hands press conferences.
Think about how your life will change once tariffs go on the blockchain! You’ll be able to go into your wallet and see, like, the number ‘39’.
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
No-class free pizza. They’re buying, but only Domino’s.
A source familiar, huh?
You can tell how well thought-out the plan was by the extremely round number.
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Accept the unacceptable. Do the undoable. Dream the impossible dream.
Though it's often the outlier to the upside!
The last line broke through my defenses.
Being able to design a successful college-themed Hot or Not site may not be fully correlated with the knowledge and foresight to drive trillions of dollars of AI investment.
So many cynical people on this site. 😭
“Did you try to bribe our reporter with a wad of cash stuffed in an envelope? Because we found the envelope. Hahaha but seriously…”
You can tell that Stephen Miller is being completely level with you when he’s using ‘white’ as an epithet.
The first. Probably easy to find mortgage ‘fraud’ if you want to find a reason to go after people. Mortgages are long and technical and even the financially savvy probably don’t entirely understand what they’re signing. If you asked her mortgagees, I doubt they’d care.
Laser focus on warfighting, this guy.
Hearing him given that title would probably irk Trump more than anything Newsom actually says.
Nintendo couldn’t donate a solid gold Donkey Kong to kitsch up the Oval Office?
[people staring at me vacantly because Zoomers don't know who Kevin Costner is]
Was Neil The Postman's first name?
Hegseth blathering for months about bringing a singular focus on "warfighting", then wearing a smarmy grin in the background while Guard troops are deputized to patrol the safest parts of DC.
Was just discussing tariffs with an elderly lass (at her instigation) last night and got but-line-going-upped.
Hope to see this flag springing up everywhere.
I guess the vibe could be compared kinda sorta to a Hooters, but it’s very ritualized (you might see the maids dancing and singing to J-pop). A major difference is that, in my brief experience, the food was *revolting*, which I understand is typical of maid cafes but actually not true about Hooters.
Lutnick is so awful at this. The fact that they still use him for it illustrates the shallowness of their non-nutjob roster.
I’d just be relieved to find out that there was a clearly addressable reason for why my nipple was leaking pus.
But They’ve Stopped Reaffirming Betteridge’s Law of Headlines, Right?
IMO he should be wearing close to the same outfit as the others, from boots to halter, but otherwise this rocks.
If there’s another Dem administration any time soon, they should empty ICE out by instituting fitness standards.
Brave of someone to say on TV, “When you think about it, does my job even matter?”
I’ve thought of this tweet forever, but now I guess it could use an update.
Oh, Putin *understands* Trump well enough.
Yeah, the thing people don’t understand about a wild goose chase is that you aren’t chasing the goose.
"No secret police" seems like a good campaign slogan.
These guys just wanted to be able to beat people up, but were too fat and stupid for the marines.
I have the tribute version, which is pretty darned good as well. www.8bitdo.com/retro-mechan...
If the vibes last year were any indication, our standards have gone way, way up. Top 3% or bust.
A legendary era for TV themes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNiz...
The excuse being, as always on the right, that she's a chickenshit little snowflake.
Maybe the FBI, but only because people know that they usually do stuff that's a lot more useful than clogging up traffic downtown.
If they had posted a video saying “SANDWICH GUY WAS RIGHT!!!” it would not have shown as dramatically that Sandwich Guy was right.
Kinda-stealth classics.
So glad they made such a big deal about the Pentagon focusing completely on "warfighting".
Wait, why are you oiling your towels?
It truly is the worst space.
Should have known…
I would also appreciate a bit of Yakety Sax.
The man regularly tops lists of most popular politicians a decade after he left office.
I’m not sure whether Trump is dumber than President Camacho, but at least you could trust Camacho to have something other than just his own interest and hatred in his heart.
Thomas didn’t mention Loving for, you know, reasons, but he would absolutely “leopards wouldn’t eat MY face” it.
“Look what you made us do” is how one slouches toward anti-anti-Trumpism.
And a traitor, which is also bad.
Ugh, he’s becoming a Bluesky reply guy.
We sat down and hashed things out, and came to a mutually respectful understanding that just kidding I signed him up to a bunch of conservative nutjob newsletters and that made me feel better.
Did they use those actual words? Because that would answer the question, “How stupid are they?”
He really should take the time to know more about his employer.
I concede, that is kinda funny.
He's one of Dr. Strange's evil counterparts from another part of the multiverse.
You can't have complete freedom to do anything your asshole heart desires as long as the concept of virtue exists.
(To be fair, that was right about the time they introduced the PG-13 rating because they realized that, yes, some of these movies were a little screwy.)
Rated PG!
He’s going to give Alaska back, putting everyone in the state in Russia.
Consistent with his MO of setting extremely low bars to clear and declaring victory.
Not necessarily. There’s a chance they’re meeting in Alaska to have Trump give it back.
There aren’t enough co-op games. I feel like a number of genres could benefit more from friendly play.
[wakes up from a coma] Wait… “Ted” from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure?!?
Good news, he mainly desires a more Moscow-friendly government. So he doesn’t want any specific territory in the east — he just wants the whole country.
The Autobots are safe… for now.
Time for some Austin residents to do some old fashioned carpetbagging and move a few streets over.
Pure, undiluted vice signaling.
A lot of people on this site do some manner of writing for a living, and are maybe a bit paranoid that AI is coming for them specifically.
I wondered if they might be overcharging the guy who they caught. After reading this, I think they’re going to need a bigger book to throw at him.
Low bar.
I’d rather have 1,115 copies of Shovel Knight.
Suffer well, knowing that it was worth it if the rich could extend their tax cuts.
So is Congress still a thing? Send Trump to bed and wake them up.
Right? Because who would even seriously believe Batman could take this on?
Oh, so that’s who she’s trying to look like.
I wasn’t going to say anything, but to put it charitably, Big Balls looks like he’s going through his awkward years.
