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**pinch to zoom**
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Not-so-sad-trombone
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RFK looks at kids at airports and flew in Epstein’s plane 🤔
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More Epstein bread crumbs…..
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“I’m looking at kids at the airport…” -RFK “I took two plane rides with Jeffrey Epstein.” -also RFK
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Trump can’t do any of this without John Roberts and the Republican house and senate allowing him to. It’s a treasonous group effort.
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Donald Trump at his next physical
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You can tell what a slimy scumbag JD Vance is even with the sound off
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Mark “ends justify the means” Cuban angling for that Cuomo vote in 2028!
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Don’t worry. I’m sure Jake Tapper is on the case!
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Culture clash
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Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates
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Donald Trump at the Pearly Gates
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Trump at the Pearly Gates
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blah blah blah blah blah blah THE RAID ON A PIRATE SHIP IM IN
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Why did the democrats sign the forms? And you wonder why the lose
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Whoa. This’ll be a whole chapter in Jake Tapper’s next book!!
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Trump definitely has a type…..
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The best people
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This Friends reboot stinks
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FIENDS
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FIENDS
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Donald Trump negotiating with Putin
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Pure laziness. You only need one source for all your stories, and the fascists are pleased as punch to talk to you!
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Not all heroes wear capers (not sorry)
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Pardon incoming I’m sure
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It’s a Hero
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I saw it in the theater, loved every second of it, until the ending gave “edit the guns out of ET” vibes. But I never read the source material so 🤷
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Cher
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The Mighty Bosstones
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Five identical massage rooms in which he always wears underwear
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Andor. Nemik’s Manifesto
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Trump negotiating with Putin
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If JD Vance’s argument is that it was left-leaning democrats that abused children: 1. Why are they protecting them? 2. Wasn’t Donald Trump a democrat when he partied with Jeffrey Epstein?
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My point is that JD Vance’s argument actually implicates Donald Trump thanks
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JD Vance implicating Donald “Democrat-at-the-time-he-partied-with-Jeffrey-Epstein” Trump here.
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lol Donald Trump was literally a “left-leaning billionaire” when he was partying with Epstein. JD is accurately describing Donald Trump
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Because Donald Trump was a Democrat when he partied with Jeffrey Epstein. JD is describing Donald Trump. Release the files.
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The British series is PEAK. Are any of the others as enjoyable? It’s tough to replace Alex and Greg’s chemistry
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Saw this on TikTok
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I know. He’s a symptom. Tear it down to the studs. Teach fundamentals in the minors. Accountability for repeated mental lapses. Clean house.
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Fire Aaron Boone to start
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BREAKING: Trump’s new Director of Labor and Statistics
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Secretary Van Helsing
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Fixed it
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pardoning a serial sexual predator to distract from the accusations of you being a serial sexual predator
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pardoning a serial sexual predator to distract from the accusations of you being a serial sexual predator
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"Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?" "I'm going to have to assert my fifth amendment rights." -Jeffrey Epstein
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he 👏 won’t 👏 release 👏 the 👏 list 👏 because 👏 he’s 👏 on 👏 the 👏 list
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“I won’t release the list because we’re on the list.”
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In my same news feed: Rubio ordering state department officials to refrain from commenting on foreign election corruption. Making Castro proud
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“I won’t release the list because we’re on the list.”
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New Trump rally song just dropped
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I love that the argument that “it doesn’t sound like Trump” is an admission that he’s mentally deteriorated. Old videos of Trump (from the 80s and 90s) portray a very different person. Still vile, but a quicker vile.
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Kurt Vonnegut drew a pretty accurate picture of JD Vance
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New Trump rally bop just dropped
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How embarrassing to get caught on camera with a creep
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lol the next kiss cam was even more scandalous
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New Trump rally song just dropped
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Stoked for Jake Tapper’s next five years of reporting on this
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Yikes
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New Trump campaign just song dropped
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New Trump rally song just dropped
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New Trump rally song just dropped
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Fixed it
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A visual primer on Trump’s botched coverup of the Epstein Files
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This closing quote from Bessent in yesterday’s NYT article seemed odd. Now it makes sense. They’re going to paint Powell as a greedy elite. (Bessent is worth over $500,000,000)
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When a self-driving Cybertaxi mows down pedestrians because they did Nazi it coming 🥁
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Ron DeSantis explains the showers
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I bought every single issue of the New Universe titles. Even as a kid I knew they were uneven and provided diminishing returns but I appreciated the BIG SWING. RIP