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Dave Fecak

@fecak.bsky.social

Writer of resumes, bios, content, etc. Founder, Resume Raiders. Career consultant. Recovering startup recruiter. Dad. Peloton. Grateful Dead. I like words.

created November 21, 2024

193 followers 146 following 441 posts

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Profile picture Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
31/8/2025, 9:43:28 PM | 709 171 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Because of the reggae beat?

1/9/2025, 1:42:23 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is this moron still on regular TV? Let him talk to the Newsmax crowd or wherever the fuck he is now.

31/8/2025, 2:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just glad none of the Red Sox players were forced into sexual slavery after meeting the president.

31/8/2025, 2:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Challenge accepted!

31/8/2025, 1:55:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

These aren’t “political” views. It’s deeper than that. It’s humanity.

31/8/2025, 2:26:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

For saying what?

30/8/2025, 3:35:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Great book, we do not deserve @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 12:51:25 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Dunno.

30/8/2025, 12:47:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Any thoughts?

30/8/2025, 12:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we need tens of thousands to strike. Research modern Europe and how they do it. The strikes make daily life uncomfortable and that leads to change. When trash isn’t picked up and you can’t buy a burger, people get antsy.

30/8/2025, 12:37:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The majority are against the actions of the administration and even some of Trump’s own voters might be a little turned off by the ICE stuff. Whether people actually act is a real question.

29/8/2025, 11:50:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The defense strenuously objects.

29/8/2025, 11:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

And it’s much tougher to organize in an economy where the poor are putting themselves at risk for little reward.

29/8/2025, 11:42:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

We need to win elections. At some point a general strike may happen.

29/8/2025, 11:38:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. I hate it with a passion.

29/8/2025, 2:00:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure I'd label her death as tragic. Her being brainwashed is perhaps the tragedy, and her being shot is just the 'find out' part of the equation. Make stupid decisions, win stupid prizes.

28/8/2025, 4:21:39 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

When in doubt, blame every problem on “big pharma” and let the morons who don’t know science get a bit angrier.

28/8/2025, 1:19:38 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe in the interest of time, he can issue an EO stating that any government employee that is darker or smarter than RFK is immediately fired.

28/8/2025, 11:34:03 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The next one is gonna be a banger. I can’t wait.

28/8/2025, 11:32:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

That felt mild for him. I’m hear to learn more about the illicit tanning drug!

28/8/2025, 4:45:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit. That’s pretty good.

28/8/2025, 4:42:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow.bsky.social) reposted

So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap

27/8/2025, 1:48:27 PM | 18747 2746 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social)

The federal government now owns 10% of Cracker Barrel, probably.

27/8/2025, 1:49:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Never got even ONE date through that site.

27/8/2025, 1:45:48 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I got :20 in the word game called cross something maybe?

27/8/2025, 1:44:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 45912 11600 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it true that Kash was fired from his job as a teacher because he couldn’t keep his pupils straight?

22/8/2025, 1:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The administration is run by a game show host and hires shitty TV news hosts as cabinet members. Is the fact that their hiring standards are low across the board surprising to you?

22/8/2025, 1:09:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine bragging to thousands of people that you joined a religion in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

21/8/2025, 11:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the ballroom

21/8/2025, 4:31:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t mean the media. I meant society. App users. He’s looking for $ and attention.

20/8/2025, 1:20:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the final boss of douchebag trolls. Ignore him and he’ll go away.

19/8/2025, 7:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the douchebag prototype.

19/8/2025, 7:20:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You should have swapped them.

19/8/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I figured it out. So this whole thing isn’t really about crime, is it?

19/8/2025, 1:27:36 AM | 72 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

If it goes along with Trump’s plans, we will have fascism and goodwill won’t mean a goddamned thing.

19/8/2025, 12:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

But only 25% of its residents are actually capable of spelling it. So it’s authentic.

14/8/2025, 12:33:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

From now on this move is called “the Jersey Mike”.

14/8/2025, 12:55:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walker Bragman (@walkerbragman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Violence is the inevitable consequence of a culture where anti-science conspiracy theories and fear-mongering proliferate without any check. Oh yeah, we can add Elon Musk to this list too. And our president, who has let Kennedy and his pals—Makary, Bhattacharya, etc.—off the leash.

9/8/2025, 12:39:01 AM | 83 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Blame him for sure, but also blame every dipshit on Facebook posting about the “bioweapon” or “clot shot”. These people are fucking trash.

10/8/2025, 1:59:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was good, I wouldn’t have had to ask. But keep on learning.

9/8/2025, 4:58:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

So Dean Cain is Herschel Walker without all the charm and athleticism.

8/8/2025, 1:09:56 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this English?

8/8/2025, 1:08:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

They could give a fuck about the history of the Confederacy. They aren’t trying to preserve Confederate history. They’re trying to preserve racism.

8/8/2025, 12:42:30 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Blocking you. I’d say “please get help” but I think you’re a bot.

7/8/2025, 1:25:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

If you are a satire account, kudos. If you are being serious, please go fuck yourself.

7/8/2025, 1:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a promo for the upcoming SNL season? That can’t be a real video.

7/8/2025, 1:21:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The word “intolerance” appears on that profile when I click it. I’ve never seen that before. I guess Bluesky warns us about some accounts.

7/8/2025, 1:20:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Who needs them now that we have AI and whatever.

6/8/2025, 11:47:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Doing the bull dance. Feeling the flow. Working it.

6/8/2025, 11:45:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Props on the Mulaney reference. Great bit.

6/8/2025, 10:41:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Can she swim? I think Riley Gaines is more the Rasputin figure.

6/8/2025, 10:39:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social)

First queen bee in forever.

6/8/2025, 1:09:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Lately I’ve been rewatching Fare Thee Well Chicago night 1 on YouTube and he is so happy to be singing Bertha that he can barely contain himself.

4/8/2025, 3:56:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I think RFK is the biggest asshole in the world right now. You are creeping up the list. Go to bed now.

4/8/2025, 1:46:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no idea. I was speaking generally, as to say “vaccines are more important than x”, where x could be a host of present or future food moves by RFK.

4/8/2025, 1:37:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I never said it wasn’t. You should try reading my post again, as you completely missed the point.

4/8/2025, 12:08:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The issue is that if we’re going to assess his overall impact on health, the positives of these corn syrup and food dyes changes are dwarfed by the negatives of his vaccine carnage. Drinking a Coke with cane sugar isn’t fun in an iron lung.

3/8/2025, 2:13:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Accurate. He’s definitely more in the rehearsed one-man show category now. He’s very good at it, but you need to be in the mood for both funny and deep thoughts.

3/8/2025, 1:08:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice enjoy!

3/8/2025, 4:28:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You win the day.

3/8/2025, 2:02:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

So we need to stop saying we go high when they go low. We need to get dirty. It doesn’t feel good to say, but it feels necessary.

2/8/2025, 1:37:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucky you! It’s a 10 minute walk there, but at least 30 on the way home.

2/8/2025, 2:20:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

And he cheats at golf and on his wives.

2/8/2025, 2:19:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw some live music in honor of Jerry Garcia’s birthday. First night out in quite a while.

2/8/2025, 2:06:47 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard 40 mil but whatevs.

1/8/2025, 8:59:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s current? Or for the year to date?

1/8/2025, 1:37:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You can say “The Onion”. It’s not the competition.

1/8/2025, 1:14:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats!

31/7/2025, 9:12:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fiona "Fi" Webster 🌎🌍🌏 (@fiona-webster22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Lalo Alcaraz @laloalcaraz.bsky.social

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31/7/2025, 1:31:18 PM | 452 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Emoluments or something??

31/7/2025, 3:09:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks you're a guy. You've got a shot with him.

31/7/2025, 2:26:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Smarty pants.

31/7/2025, 1:23:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Still hanging around from Turtle Tuesday

30/7/2025, 1:55:13 PM | 3770 473 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

One of a few throwback players from that era.

29/7/2025, 1:47:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s fuckin dark.

28/7/2025, 3:44:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kari Johnson (@karijohn.bsky.social) reposted

Everything is terrible but here is a capybara riding a turtle to cheer you up.

27/7/2025, 10:57:22 PM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Markwayne is wrong on everything, and Jake is slightly more accurate.

27/7/2025, 2:33:36 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

The fucking guy’s name is “Markwayne”. Don’t rely on guys named Markwayne for factual information. That’s like a rule or something.

27/7/2025, 2:04:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think his popularity was ever due to hime being sane and balanced. They just like his Lego head and big talk.

27/7/2025, 1:18:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

And it’s in quotes, as if it’s a thing.

27/7/2025, 1:13:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

If this isn’t the correct answer, it should be.

27/7/2025, 1:13:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You must have the coolest mom on the planet.

27/7/2025, 1:49:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

“Defund the police” sign casually sitting on the desk at :50 mark.

26/7/2025, 1:02:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the hair. And personality. And voice. So everything.

24/7/2025, 2:09:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Plot twist - journalist was on the jury.

24/7/2025, 2:08:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucky!

23/7/2025, 11:17:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Cultured!

23/7/2025, 1:38:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

I really don’t want to watch the video. Does he fuck her or something?

23/7/2025, 1:37:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Would it shock you to learn that this attorney went to a for-profit college and has this on his webpage: “His innovative approach and commitment to the Health Freedom Movement have earned him a reputation as one of the most innovative attorneys in the field.” Innovative!!! So innovative!

23/7/2025, 12:51:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t even need to read the article. It’s all there.

23/7/2025, 12:34:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

They “know” you’re stupid.

22/7/2025, 9:56:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Any company with the word “Cracker” in its name should be exempt from the administration’s bullshit DEI assault.

22/7/2025, 9:56:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately I live within an hour of this location and have no plans for that day.

22/7/2025, 12:16:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

22/7/2025, 3:59:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re quite employable. I’ll write you a resume (that’s what I do as a job). And I offer Phriends pricing.

22/7/2025, 1:22:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s great writing.

22/7/2025, 12:55:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

A black judge? What is this country becoming?? Next thing ya know we’ll have a black president.

21/7/2025, 11:21:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Fecak (@fecak.bsky.social) reply parent

Compromise. Washington Orangeskins.

21/7/2025, 1:22:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view