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Bobson Dugnutt

@foolishmortal.bsky.social

Cybersyn Systems Model 101

created June 30, 2023

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Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't rhyme huahua with wawa that's unconscionable

2/9/2025, 6:39:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

See, that doesn't help, the fiber could have come from some of the other clothes you've eaten.

2/9/2025, 5:23:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs more processing

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2/9/2025, 4:26:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you seen Blue Bloods?

2/9/2025, 1:18:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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!, Congratulations!

1/9/2025, 11:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just that here in the United States, dog catcher is a municipal position. It's bizarre for a prime minister to have an opinion on the issue one way or the other.

1/9/2025, 11:14:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

We still have Representative Richard Neal.

1/9/2025, 9:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Growing up in the 80s a fun trick annoying hippies liked to play on children was to give them carob candy. Thanks for nothing, pal.

1/9/2025, 7:34:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legoi

1/9/2025, 7:07:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as 'P is for Psycho' and 'The President's Neck is Missing'"

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1/9/2025, 5:22:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You guys were getting ready to abolish the CBC before Trump negatively polarized you against being complete idiots.

1/9/2025, 5:14:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That whole family is famous for sharing a single Honda. Everybody's heard of the Plaza Accord.

1/9/2025, 4:20:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exclusively

31/8/2025, 11:59:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

For each game they play, your child will need a custom config.sys and autoexec.bat. config.sc3! config.kq6! The possibilities are endless! For an additional fee we will make them pull cards to resolve IRQ conflicts.

31/8/2025, 11:45:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey don't knock it, it worked for Katy Perry

31/8/2025, 8:42:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 24376 4581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Pov you are a goose

31/8/2025, 2:38:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Even so, consider the case of Abyss Gazers For America.

31/8/2025, 6:20:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if Spiderman needs to open the garage door from above?

30/8/2025, 8:22:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupat...

30/8/2025, 5:59:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they even know who Rosie O'Donnell is, though?

30/8/2025, 3:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

He should do the gene wilder willy wonka entrance but instead of a somersault piledrive himself headfirst into the ground and die.

30/8/2025, 3:07:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:36:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best time to delete this was when it entered your brain. The second best time to delete this is right fucking now.

30/8/2025, 12:07:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science and taxonomy: clearly, this bat creature is a mammal. Chinese language:

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29/8/2025, 8:21:11 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“a bucket of rats can be filled in one night” has been traditional ever since I first saw it

a weird X-the-everything-app ad, one of the ones that feels multiply machine-translated from a pitch that got rejected from the latest of late-night infomercials, reading “a bucket of rats can be filled in one night!”
29/8/2025, 6:15:07 PM | 157 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

That's where unitarians come from.

29/8/2025, 4:39:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/fool...

29/8/2025, 4:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Do you reject thirst, and all its works?"

29/8/2025, 2:48:27 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:43:05 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sometimes wonder how much weird 2020 politics have to do with the effect of stimulus payments on the availability of cocaine.

29/8/2025, 3:47:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to live in the Rasputindome.

29/8/2025, 2:02:38 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

The odds are terrible and the goods are terrible.

29/8/2025, 12:07:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

There *is* a historian. He's not considered as legitimate as he might have hoped, though. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_chr...

28/8/2025, 5:16:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

It's long been my feeling that if you storrow yourself the back bay residents should get salvage rights to your stuff like flotsam.

28/8/2025, 4:25:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:34:35 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got Said but yeah, that's not a bad idea.

28/8/2025, 3:49:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

How I feel when you post something from Mann while I'm stuck reading stupid PoS:

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28/8/2025, 3:44:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Could you use your last post to tell me what Strauss you're reading?

27/8/2025, 11:47:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Eat Pray Love is my least favorite movie period because the author is basically showing that they are a terrible person and inviting you to vicariously be one, too. I watched it with my ex and I'd have to interrupt every 15 minutes and say, "But you see how this is bad, right?"

27/8/2025, 11:43:10 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

What's Angela Nagle doing these days?

27/8/2025, 10:15:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social)

Tom Clancy's The Quiet American

27/8/2025, 10:12:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Save them all! Put them on a storage server or something. I only have a couple videos of my nephews at that age and I wish I had way more.

27/8/2025, 9:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

"We were about to release an AIDS vaccine but we were stopped by a brain-wormed RFK. Insidious AIs are driving depressed teens to suicide."

27/8/2025, 9:14:56 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically if you can imagine somebody designed an online community only through reading episodes of the 80s satanic moral panic and deciding they were on to something.

27/8/2025, 9:08:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well to be fair you did try to say something about AI on bluesky dot com.

27/8/2025, 8:11:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I kind of like it. It reminds me of what I'm missing, like driving through Bakersfield between the bay area and LA.

27/8/2025, 7:39:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

On that blessed day when DC wins statehood they will erect a statue of Marion Barry and beneath it a plaque will read, "THE BITCH SET ME UP".

27/8/2025, 7:20:02 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like they've devastated the learning of coding. I did that shit antegoogle just me and O'Reilly, if you can't be bothered to take twenty seconds to look up your problems I don't know what to tell you.

27/8/2025, 7:02:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they denying this to you or the cops?

27/8/2025, 6:51:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

The campaign to convince America that the most popular politician in the country is an African-born socialist has developed not necessarily to the chuds' advantage.

27/8/2025, 6:13:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

If there are two predicate ingredients they can refile under the Snacketeer Influenced and Corrupt Alimentation Act.

27/8/2025, 5:59:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 4:45:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you prove otherwise?

27/8/2025, 4:22:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I will absolutely defend DSA IC against the charge of "not enough shitty opinions". It's called solidarity.

27/8/2025, 2:40:26 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

It's bad luck to do that before the wedding.

27/8/2025, 1:18:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Suburban/mill town Boston gets by. I have multiple places to get kothu parotta within ten minutes

26/8/2025, 11:39:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

One person does.

26/8/2025, 11:05:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

When I lived in ghost town in the 90s I used to have to take my battery in at night and hook it back up in the morning.

26/8/2025, 7:14:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk, it's not really been a problem for me. I've lived in a lot of different neighborhoods and I think I've lost one package? In, what, 25 years?

26/8/2025, 7:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:49:51 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delaney, Disch, Harrison and Crowley a little later.

26/8/2025, 4:24:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

"Did you order the Mountain Dew Code Red?"

26/8/2025, 3:10:57 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the difference between a shaobing and a roujia mo?

25/8/2025, 11:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Which came first?

25/8/2025, 8:16:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Titanic 2: Revenge on ICE

25/8/2025, 7:20:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet you refuse to read the republic. Hmm.

25/8/2025, 4:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 5:41:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A girl showed up at a meeting and everyone got scared.

25/8/2025, 3:44:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

No don't stop. I collect them and I don't want to have to read the paper myself.

25/8/2025, 3:28:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Bukowski doesn't look so hot either.

24/8/2025, 8:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the signature Clinton move that people seem to forget: if you are forced into doing something you look weak, but if you claim it's your idea and you're plotting a bold new way forward it looks like leadership.

24/8/2025, 8:22:59 PM | 36 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm confident in New York's ability to suck.

24/8/2025, 3:03:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is exactly your kind of thing and it's quite good

23/8/2025, 12:06:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

How is this possible

23/8/2025, 12:05:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

The ghosts are trapped in the 80s! Why don't you want to play with them forever, what's wrong with you?

23/8/2025, 12:02:57 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the point. She is making an impossible demand so that when it doesn't happen she can blame the democrats for whatever's wrong. After all, if only they'd forced a general strike all that bad stuff wouldn't have happened, and there's no risk of them doing that so she's golden.

22/8/2025, 4:36:38 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

They're calling it emo, the sunny day people and the romance, it's the biggest hoax of all time. We like the rites don't we folks? We like the rites.

22/8/2025, 4:24:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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East Timor, fuck you, what have you done for me lately

22/8/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Bergman (@violanorth.bsky.social) reposted

median voter

21/8/2025, 10:34:42 PM | 182 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think it's unreasonable at all and I think a lot of people either hold this position already or would if they thought about it for a second.

21/8/2025, 11:54:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I stayed in the skydome for a winter when I was 17. I'd smoke and walk the dog out front and she'd scare the basketball players getting out of limos.

21/8/2025, 8:54:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should get rid of nations.

21/8/2025, 8:39:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To a first approximation, everyone who heard it accepted it.

21/8/2025, 6:41:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

How could you avoid having a good reason to hate Javascript?

21/8/2025, 3:16:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I refuse to betray my office unless paid via a giant pez dispenser that dispenses gold bars.

21/8/2025, 1:40:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

It's there basically for liability purposes. That way it's not Page Six saying it, it's Page Six saying that the book's saying it.

21/8/2025, 12:30:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah man, totally workable, go for it.

20/8/2025, 9:50:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's the cutest brother in here and he's coming this way oooo

20/8/2025, 8:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Solid B- imo. So many anthems are just samey marches it's nice to have something you can go out and really fuck up.

20/8/2025, 1:26:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I know this building, my doctor used to be here. There's two sections, the "blue building" and the "green building". Neither is blue or green and they're both the same building in the picture there, they just have different elevators.

19/8/2025, 11:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Mr. Chovanec.

19/8/2025, 7:01:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol same. Now I'm insanely jealous of the guy with the goatse mail

19/8/2025, 6:56:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 3:09:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the writer be Branko the opinions are stanko

19/8/2025, 1:05:42 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bobson Dugnutt (@foolishmortal.bsky.social) reply parent

I've only ever seen one Polish TV show and it's the best one made in any language(Dekalog), so they're probably all like that.

19/8/2025, 12:21:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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