Or she read his chart
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Or she read his chart
Trump Deports Space Force to Alabama! 2 minutes of mockery is good for you! #epstein #redstatetakers #alabama #dementiadon #spaceforce #kayivey #redpill www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bvn5q8/
BREAKING - 5,000 FBI AGENTS WORKING 24 HOUR SHIFTS CAN REDACT ALL THE “TRUMP” IN THE EPSTEIN FILES - 5,000 MONKEYS AT TYPEWRITERS CAN WRITE THE LAURA INGRAHAM SHOW
See, generally, www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
I hope none tried to shake her hand - that’s so dangerous, and she’s already the obvious victim in all this.
Every day. Here are some tips for telling if he’s shaken off his mortal coil: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bcytvp/
Mike Lee counts twice if you include his secret incel poster, and thus Utah wins this going away. His hilarious memes about murdered MN reps should have gotten him expelled.
“Intellectual” and “Pat Buchanan” don’t get seen often in the same sentence. I guess compared to what we have now, but that just makes me feel worse.
They keep their cushy government jobs for life, where they hire young zealots to do the work. They ignore stare decisis when a dem president wins. They don’t care about you. So 3 reasons.
Here’s 2 minutes of ridicule on this issue, mockery is good for you! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BvWjJ9/
Tan Suit Guy smells for all of us!
Trump Deports Space Force to Alabama! 2 minutes of mockery is good for you! #epstein #redstatetakers #alabama #dementiadon #spaceforce #kayivey #redpill www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bvn5q8/
He lied to avoid the army, now his lies keep him out of the Salvation Army! FYI here’s 2 minutes of mockery of this topic: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BGccpd/
Tan Suit Guy knows who farted.
And the red tie turns purple when the O2 drops below 90%.
And those pants had my wallet!
The red tie turns purple when the O2 sat drops
Tan Suit Guy knows who farted.
The right hand looks terrible, even after embalming. The weekend dress rehearsal went well for some of us. I also look forward to Space Cadet Force getting defunded in the next congress, or moved again. Gotta be great for morale there. Near the AF Academy made sense. By the moonshine still does not.
The dead person is always the last to know
Let them process their ptsd with weaponry, near small children.
So, above-ground? Those look a little tacky, per my HOA.
The hat needs to cover the drill holes.
I think when people are trying to procreate they should be required to wear a helmet.
It is the first episode of the new game show “Mortician’s Challenge.” The amount of pancake makeup, putty, and Aquanet being deployed will be a real test for today’s contestant. Putting a baseball hat over the drill holes is cheating, btw.
WH SPOKESMAN REAFFIRMS SUPPORT FOR RFK JR: “He put the ‘boob’ in Bubonic Plague!” #rfkjr #poliobob #strokes4don #epstein #covidisbad
PRESIDENT “GOLFS,” GETS A STROKE A HOLE - #sickdon #dementiadon #tiadon #gopcowards
What “offer” are you talking about? It isn’t visible in any truth social post or Stephen miller rant I’m aware of. I am aware of threats to deploy the national guard, and no offers or threats to do anything in red states that would need help the most, other than restrict voting in their blue cities.
If they wanted to help they wouldn’t have rolled back common sense gun programs, and would pass more, and wouldn’t cut mental health funding when that’s the bs excuse they use for gun deaths. And don’t play on dementia don’s field, making troops on the streets “normal.”
Kristi Noem, former governor of South Dakota, has had so many facelifts her eyebrows are now in North Dakota.
Kristi Noem is struggling with ICE, and broke broke Superman! And, she earns a new insulting nickname! #ice #deancain #trumpstroke #epstein www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWRVQL/
Steroids can shrink your uknow- don will need a jeweler’s monocle. Insert your favorite Werner Klemperer reference here.
Karma has some hilarious material.
I bet he’s not afraid to drive with his seatbelt fastened.
Kristi Noem, former governor of South Dakota, has had so many facelifts her eyebrows are now in North Dakota.
Just yesterday we posted how to tell if your president might be alive! Seems just as relevant today! #trumpgolfstrokes #tiadon #dimmeddonald
Here’s some mockery about Kristi Noem, “Med Spa Adultress,” and Dean Cain Tanaka, “Broke Superman” www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWRVQL/
Kristi Noem is struggling with ICE, and broke broke Superman! And, she earns a new insulting nickname! #ice #deancain #trumpstroke #epstein www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWRVQL/
Guys who sell unvaxxed sperm out of their Silverado aren’t big coffee drinkers, tbh
Just yesterday we posted how to tell if your president might be alive! Seems just as relevant today! #trumpgolfstrokes #tiadon #dimmeddonald
Hey, a young actress did an ad in tight jeans! Focus!
PRESIDENT “GOLFS,” GETS A STROKE A HOLE - #sickdon #dementiadon #tiadon #gopcowards
Don’s Ramp to Heaven Looks Steep! 2 minutes of Sabbath mockery! #trump #epstein www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BGccpd/
Here’s 2 minutes on how you can tell if your president is now an ex-parrot: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BpKEbs/
He’s 79, and reputed to be a stimulant abuser his whole life. When Biden gave a good speech, Trmp’s former doctor would list all the stimulants he suspected were being used, which was obviously projection. He’s also been taking propecia for years. He has no supportive life partner. Not good.
Fwiw Pfizer/BNTX didn’t participate in “warp speed” although obviously needed the fast conditional approval.
I don’t think he’s six feet under. He lies about his height, so more like 5’9” under.
Don’s Ramp to Heaven Looks Steep! 2 minutes of Sabbath mockery! #trump #epstein www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BGccpd/
I agree they are jockeying for jobs while they don’t have an L on the resume. But, Russia made bomb threats at polling places in urban areas on Election Day. This guy will station troops there. Hopefully that’s not enough to matter.
As a PSA, I created 2 minutes of how to tell if the guy is pushing up the daisies: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BpE66U/
Here’s 2 minutes of mockery — how to know if your president can still fog a mirror! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BpKEbs/
Bluesky Viewers - don’t get fooled again! How to tell if your president is a stiff! #trump #sickdon #epstein www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BpKEbs/
Didn’t know you could say “tiny penis” for a whole article
No but it might make you leader of the free world
3d chin providing too much ballast
“Where am I? Help me with this zipper?!” (Granddaughter flees in horror)
It’s over, he’s “golfing” today in “non shitstained pants.” But the drill helped me, I’m not ready, going to Costco for champagne.
It’s over, he’s “golfing” today in “non shitstained pants.” But the drill helped me, I’m not ready, going to Costco for champagne.
“Perfectly fine” and “golf” doing a lot of work there.
Here’s 3 minutes of mocking the mitochondriacal maniac! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BgCFR1/
Chris Geidner posted it last night. It’s apparently on instagram
Trying to type without vomiting, what about the Daily Caller reporter who says she interviewed him yesterday?
Is this like when a co s-cans its ceo and the stock surges? That is one of my favorite crowd-sourced insults.
Having his cabinet surgically removed from his keister after that meeting?
RFK Sickens the CDC! 3 minutes of mockery of people who deserve it! #cdc #poliobob #rfkjr #heroin www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BbvcWw/
Or shave the testicles, I.e. microsurgery. Get yer jeweler’s monocle!
Here’s 3 minutes of making fun of the Weathered Leather Bag of Moron! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BgBVtx/
Must have read the chart. #technicalanalysismeetsmedicalhumor
A touching beginning to the president’s eulogy!
Well done! To be a Democratic influencer, like being a September MLB call up, positional flexibility is key.
Too late to change the Navy Boat Parade to a Burial at Sea?
Here’s 3 minutes of mocking that weirdo, a weathered leather bag of Moron! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BgFwhE/
“Too much rouge is a rookie error”. - L. Graham.
Quoting Peggy Noonan is the Ultimate Test of the internet’s capacity for sarcasm. Good luck! (Seriously)
And , a fecal greaseball has washed up on Chesapeake Bay.
In other words, God, if you’re listening, I don’t really mean it. But You knew that already.
Power of prayer getting a live test right now. But without a control group, so not the gold standard. I will send a placebo prayer for Stephen Miller to enjoy good health and fortune in matters of the heart.
In Sleeper it was the dictator’s nose. What will we get?
RFK Sickens the CDC! 3 minutes of mockery of people who deserve it! #cdc #poliobob #rfkjr #heroin www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BbvcWw/
Grok could post like Trmp with one swastika tied behind its back
Venus de Milo was an inveterate hand-shaker!
News Rain Delay - NSFW www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bbwrcq/
FAT DON GETS A SMOOTFUL #tariffs #dementiadon #whartonwept #gopwimps #goptaxhike
Make the government post a bond- that is standard for civil disputes, kind of funny here.
With Gold chalk outline!
Undergoing colonoscopy, instead of camera using JD.
All in favor of an indictment say “eye.”
A message for JD Vance and anyone else in this Administration that is pretending they care about the safety of our kids. They don’t. All they care about is the political approval and profits of the gun industry. And they show it every day.
Small if true
Half that 40 percent don’t really believe it, just won’t admit to a stranger how stupid they feel/are
She has a chance to assemble and hire the gayest, most heavily armed private security team the world has ever seen, and I hope she does it. Or, make them dress up like the Union army - let’s celebrate the winners in that one.
When Cracker Barrel diners weigh in, they need a truck scale
SEN ERNST GOT TO CONGRESS, REALIZED GOP HOGS ALREADY DIDN’T HAVE ANY TESTICLES www.cnn.com/2025/08/29/p...
I vote just cut off funding for any new admissions to Walter Reed, and fuel for Marine One, ifuknowwhatimsayin.
I thought it was his ability to talk like the Tasmanian Devil.
She has a chance to assemble and hire the gayest, most heavily armed private security team the world has ever seen, and I hope she does it. Or, make them dress up like the Union army - let’s celebrate the winners in that one.
What are you talking about, San Pellegrino absolutely tastes better out of the larger glass bottles!!!
The Union Army, 1-0 in Wars of Sedition. To paraphrase bone spurs, I like armies that don’t lose.
TRMP, GOP HONOR ARMY OF TREASON WITH LIFETIME 0-1 RECORD #losers
Trump’s Keystone Kabinet Meeting Was a Joke, and here’s 2 minutes of mockery of people who deserve it! (We do this every day until the stupid stops!) #epstein #dementiadon #purplehandscheetahprint #bondi #rubio #rfkjr www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B4FJ5M/