Rehab was quite short then … a few minutes at most. Are these 2 dipshits employed ?
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Rehab was quite short then … a few minutes at most. Are these 2 dipshits employed ?
And on the third day … ! Verily the Orange Jesus will repeat this one little trick frequently from this day forth. That brown socialist from the Middle East only did it once … such a loser. Sad. BTW the couch fvcker will next try Plan B to keep the pesky stone in place.
Oh the irony is just so sweet ! A dumb fvck who blurted out methane rich missives all hours of the day & night - is now presumed dead or dying as instantly as the stream of farts ceases 🤷🏼♂️. Whoda thunk it? That said I prefer prolonged suffering in custody while the proceeds of crime are stripped.
Vance instantly becomes a lame duck - not just because he is a deadshit - but this term will count as his first … just as these mid terms look like they might go tits up! Couldn’t happen to a nicer couch fvcker!
Linda she rooly cleva … or she a comedian now !!!
Simples - throw Hungry out of the EU ! Hungarians need to learn that consequences flow from stupid or uninformed decisions to allow Orban to stay in power.
The greater any gap between rich & poor or educated vs ignorant - the easier it is for the authoritarians to cleave in to ‘us and them’ groups and to then weaponise fear or anger in the pursuit of power by any means. Education can prevent this which is why Dump wants to destroy the federal dept😡.
Yeah nah … the failure in education comes first and then MAGAtism finds willing if ignorant adherents. Blame can be equally apportioned to both parties cos although a peanut farmer realised the need for a national education programme - it hasn’t been delivered.
Me thinks he’s on still out the 18th in a playoff for this weeks club championship. He must be slipping (away from us) if his regular score enhancing techniques haven’t clinched the title by now! Vale Donald Dump!
Aye. That shame is amplified 10 fold in that putative descendants of holocaust victims are now wilful perpetrators … and after all the suffering in the previous century a moron is democratically selected to preside over a declining superpower. Jeez Louise … us are truly fvcked !
It’s gonna take a radical act to break out of this terminal decline … not sure what the optimal strategy is but continuing with wait n see definitely isn’t it.
Yup - the Orange Dump has his tell embedded in the weird repetitive and fantabulous phrasing. Couch Fvcker’s tell is the listeners skin crawling as his smarmy superiority is delivered with overly self assured conviction. Both are scum !!!
Yup - honour is quickly squandered by one (or sometimes a few) bad acts - but restoration demands at least a 100 times more effort. It’s hard to see if the US polity will find the strength of character required to stay the course🤷🏼♂️. IMO if that were likely then it wouldn’t have got to this nadir !
I’m no legal scholar but I expect even Dumps proceeds of crime can be legislated away. Jus’ sayin’
Excellent news … henceforth to be known as the Nonelectable Party !
Yup - imo it’s a sludge of inherent low cognitive ability, the primal fear of being a loser instilled by a brutalising unavailable father, and learnt antisocial behaviours with little to no consequences that has produced this grossly malignant narcissist.
Yeah nah! It’s not “as well”. Trump _is_ the refined (sic) essence of America (the USA to be accurate). Redemption is not as simple as giving Dems the next mandate. Y’all need to take a good hard look at yourselves** - but I can’t see that happening this century. ** there go I but for grace.
Sure … my goal is to flush them out into the open … a strategy that is sadly much less efficacious in the post shame double down century 🤬 !
And I could give even less fucks about that eventuality !
Faark … that’s a shitload of distillate emitted into the atmosphere. Even more galling is that us mug taxpayers have also provided a huge fuel rebate 🤬 !
… especially so given Dump is not visible !
I have Jewish ancestors and given the history of Jewish peoples, I definitely don’t want this Israeli State to exist any longer ! It is an irredeemable abomination so shameful that it’s claim to sovereignty is voided for the present time.
It’s all premised on the self assured belief that they have so much money that they will always be able buy immunity from the peasants flaming pitchforks. Au contraire 🔥🔱.
In a first order analysis this is indeed a conundrum. However I presume some are hoping a de minimus profile will see it blow over when Dump eventually succumbs - and the others are likely trading the vol to further enrich themselves.
Another cartoon for my non existent book: “The Trump Experiment - A Study of Failure”
Elephant ? Where ???
What a fucking absolute moron !
True - it’s important not to become too attached the next batch of Rusniks … in case you have to send them lightly armed if lucky into a mass casualty attack for the glory of Vlad the Grate !
The trifecta is in … 1. first best friend is a sad six times bankrupted felon & sexual assault perp, 2. second best friend is a predatory pederast & human trafficker, 3. third best friend is a bear wrassling dictator & war criminal. Where to now Dumpster ?
Gday Josh - do you like honey as much as I do ?
Yeah … nah ! She is second rate bimbo at best & def not young enough for Epstain (sic). Given ‘looks’ are ephemeral and no better (richer) options were close by she grasped the stinky option at hand to start the process of social climbing!
Clearly she is besotted with marriage … well at least the ‘being married bit’ … less so the fidelity side … but I’m sure it was those brutes that are solely to blame for the weak knees.
True … although for insomniacs I have some inexpensive mushrooms that guarantee a fake track to make it almost as bigly.
I’m shocked I tell you … shocked !
Hmm … close but no banana ! It’s more like “stick first with hint of carrot later”. (that carrot is a glib promise to reduce the level of beatings for a time) Once the proles are cowered and depoliticised then power can be kept indefinitely. Coup complete !
Of course it would have set an awful precedent - but after his limp dick term you could have legislated for that after locking him away in Rikers.
Gday Mr Ferdman … I wonder if you might agree that had Dump succeeded in 2020 you would likely be rid of him by now without providing the time to prepare the Project 2025 idiocy or install the coterie of loons.
Pretzel brain fart doesn’t go anywhere near describing how she deduced your thought crime ! Orwell has peaked again !
Did dipshit Dump pose for that pic ? The photographer captured him perfectly !
Hmmm … low security … gotta have some increased risk of an unexpected shivving. Sad.
Yeah nah … that’s a self portrait … complete with minuscule appendage obscured by flab.
Dump knows this in his amygdala … but is so enamoured of his own abilities he expects he can best them when the time comes. Given the mess already made those 2025 dunces might well stuff up the attempted transition at which point the Turd will splat everywhere in desperation !
Nice warm flanny shirt Josh - must be a bit cold in Perth ?
Nope … but that stupidity is exactly what is required to also believe a Sky Fairy will come to the rescue if it goes to custard 🤷🏼♂️!
Mi groks ur point … and marvels at how apt the boiling frog metaphor is to so many aspects of the predicament.
Ummm … actually it has been happening forever in the small scale (locally elected judges) and a bit more quietly at senior levels. This is just more brazen & a new peak of ideological anti constitutional self immolation. Republic 1.0 is totally screwed.
Ye Gods ! Former Labor climate adviser Ross Garnaut reported in AFR saying RE subsidies risk blowing a hole in the budget just to “buy failure”. FFS that’s easily fixed by cancelling the diesel fuel rebate ! Taper over a few years if you are worried about a shock 🤷🏼♂️!
Yep … I’m sure Penny is just off panel right … polishing** the non-lethal brass shell cases while assiduously avoiding touching the nasty bullet. ** helps prevent pesky jams when spraying the crowds on full auto.
Choices. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Well … she is the morons moron … so a few people aka the residue of Lying Nasty Poonses members !
FMD … we are being fleeced by the most incompetent grifters on the planet … and yet we keep throwing more $$$ into the bonfire!
We is exporting morons to Moronia ! I hope he take his uke and regales them in tone deaf B flattery. With a bit of luck Dump will throw AUKUS out in a fit of mistaken pique.
Great to see you made it back to Earth too 👍!
Tony _is_ said suppository !!!
Actually I’m concerned he will do something much more consequential … in Russia.
LOL … an inside job perhaps 🤷🏼♂️ !?! Doh … I didn’t factor in cooker propensity to click on dodgy links to conspiracy honeypots.
LOL .. that Dump quote was edited for brevity. The full text is … “Sleepy Joe Biden the dopey master criminal made the autopen make me put him in”. The defence rests 🤷🏼♂️.
True … but for moi “managing” the CD is even more disqualifying cos it indicates sufficient intelligence to know wrongdoing is afoot but still proceeds to inflict the harms regardless😡.
Yep it was a good piece ! Missed the $500M down payment which could have skewered Dump even more. Most of the thumbnails are a bit OTT but the content is on the money. I can’t see this heroic effort preventing the demise of Republic 1.0 … but there are lessons to take away. Fvck the MSM is one !
Am I sickerer if I want those submarines to be inserted without lube ? Do it Albo … pretty please !!!
So … did the question get asked at all ? If so … I’ll bet it was the last question !?! Sad. Do better !
In less words … a traitor non ?
Segal is very aware … and immediately after neutering the unis … she will be setting her sights on this profoundly antisemitic judiciary !!!
That would be magadumband evendumberploidy. Very hard to dispute 🤷🏼♂️!
Melania been a slappin’ the poor boy!
It seems doubly expressed for Sussan … and for Bridget and Fiona and Jane and Screech ! Must be on chromosome 23 🤷🏼♂️? I’d hazard it explains why the LNP patriarchy treats its female boosters so poorly.
Leeser is a fair weather friend of mobs. Right now restoring Liberal ideology is much more important !
Au contraire Jus me ole mate! Cutting spending is not the only way to avoid a deficit increase. Lifting tax rates will do the trick too. And tax breaks today to increase the accumulated deficit by trillions IS THEFT. It is stollen from future generations now on the hook to repay our profligacy.
If Dump wants to go fully transactional then it’s time for Pine Gap to go offline. Simples ! I doubt Aus gets much if any direct intel from the installation and besides the US security apparatus is now a high risk partner so sharing intel should not be considered sensible.
G’day Josh - hopefully you are feeling better and the tablets help keep the epilepsy away. It’s not too long for Spring to come and we can see pictures of your visits around Perth. Until then stay warm and dry with your Mum. 👍❤️
Yup - it’s the Merican Dream writ large ! Where a sub-par moron can aspire to the highest office & rapacious maniacs can amass untold wealth … and all approved by a destitute citizenry who dream one day they too will be at the top if they sweat or scheme hard enough to make it !
It’s easy … but it won’t work! Dump only eats Cheeseburgers - to avoid the risk of contacting vegetables !
Mr Bove yells ‘hold my beer’ !!!
Murkowski not screwed - she keeps her snout in the swill for a bit longer ! Who knows - perhaps all the constituents who would vote her out will be dead from health failure by then 🤷🏼♂️. Winna winna slop for dinner !
I guess that explains why Melania is more visible recently with Dump 2.0 🤷🏼♂️? Some people are saying, many people it seems, perhaps like have never been seen before, that Melania is a Slovenian overstay. We will have to see about that !!!
I didn’t spot any ventilation !?! That many people crammed into that space is going to generate some serious heat dispersal problems. With high humidity & sweating plus excessive water consumption by victims I reckon it will become a cesspool on day 1 and a mass casualty situation by day 2!
Yep - I guess their subnormality includes the incapacity to foresee that when** the term of this administration ends the Nuremberg Defence won’t cut any cheese with the flaming pitchfork insertion crew🤷🏼♂️! ** be ready for indefinite extension of Dumps reign.
He a (tiny) prick! Such small hands sad.
Big for a grey … obviously too much grass about that imaginary place. Nothing to see here 😆!
Yet more proof that A1 hallucinates.
… plus I’m sure most employers would welcome employees with chronic conditions who need time out to recuperate. Kelly Anne is clearly the brainiac we don’t deserve!
Truly the fuckwit’s fuckwit! So cleva he can’t imagine his Darwin Award will be delivered rsn in spite of his efforts to avoid being served.
Henceforth the collection of fealty burdened sovereign states now known as the uSA - with the almost extinguished “u” soon to be eliminated when unitary rule at the pleasure of the King is soon confirmed by his Imperial SC. Vale!
True … however the greed gene has never met a moment where the bearer doesn’t resent someone else having more. This is easy weaponise politically & neoliberalism is too passive to see the end game of massive wealth imbalance preceding decline & fall.
Revolution! There is a few minutes left on the clock … but not much sign of anyone able to turn it backwards.
Why ? Jeff is an assiduously colour blind gender neutral exploitationist!
I for one will only back Albo if that pivot actually happens! He doesn’t have be boorish about it even if the short fingered vulgarian wouldn’t otherwise take note.
Yeah … Nah! The US has crossed the Rubicon imo. Dump is only a symptom - he is not the disease. Until the Republic 2.0 rises from ash it’s not healthy to look for the good old days to return.
It’s going to cost us many more billions to keep the unreliable ally by our side. Rather than reflexively hiding behind the US skirt - we should flex our principles & tell our ally when they have over stepped. It would be much less cringeworthy & might encourage the US to get its shit sorted.
What about it ? If it exists it is simply a product of decades of stupid US foreign policy in the ME. The mullahs know having nukes is good defensively but useless as an offensive weapon - unless they believe in accelerating the rapture! Right now there are just as many of that type in the USA🤷🏼♂️.
Yet again these 2 pissant policy intellectuals can’t see Dump is simply a cretinous narcissist who is adventuring in Iran for his own (narcissistic) supply + distract from domestic disapproval. FFS why would any self respecting rational leader grovel at his feet - even if Iran nearly had nukes?
Nor did their commanders it seems ... parading troops in combat fatigues is a canny way to make sure it looks shambolic at best 😆. Perhaps the DOGE has eliminated provision of dress uniforms for the other ranks to save some money for repaving the road 🤷.
Yup - the frog is being dealt a bit more heat. It’s hard to see it making it out of the pot before it becomes soup stock.
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Too long hopefully !!!
Anyone who works for ICE needs to be outed and socially shunned by their home community. I know this will inflict pain on their families … however the stakes are too high to normalise participation in fascist militarised cosplay!
The marriage counsellor* is going to have their work cut out resolving this rift 🤷🏼♂️. * the Merican people who are clearly great judges of character !
Then nationalise SpaceX due to security imperatives without compensation !
Climate change enhanced Gaia says “Hold Ma Beer”. Drill Baby Drill !