If you have a political advisor then you're in the fucking political fray
If you have a political advisor then you're in the fucking political fray
or flood kennedy's office with him in it
does every ticket come with free legal representation when you're deported?
who doesn't want a limited edition hand pie filled with pineapple
Give me slavery and give me death from an infectious disease.
and receive a 5% discount on game day
there's no need to go on a diet when starving
PRO TIP: trump won't pay
That's one fishy official statement.
big fan of Turd
even if that bullshit was true the vaccinated kids are alive and the unvaccinated kids are dead
don't forget the gop that enabled the domestic holocaust
what a smarmy pos
indigo representing - nice!!
when
Heigh Ho with guns
Good news: most of us will be dead and won't have to worry about health insurance premiums.
hilarious that trump is the runner up in obesity
the best we can hope for is them shooting their dicks off
don't blame the brainworm
thx
somebody make it stop
He's okay with being a cunt.
20% at 8 in the morning
How about telling trump and his brownshirts to fuck off.
ah, you've watched the show
You're saying that the guy called Big Balls has poor judgment and is a pedophile?
Trump's pus infected body lives in 2025, his syphilitic mind lives in 1985
i.e. the non militia don't need guns
the more time he spends golfing the less time there is to manipulate the market
if only a faster way of painting had been invented
If they really wanted to stop us escaping they should paint the wall with vegemite.
thy kingdom crumbs off the floor
Hitler was such a great negotiator he's now living his best life in a doorman building in Buenos Aires.
I'm sure the Lord is too busy fixing football games to worry about geopolitics.
ketchup is a vegetable
I'd be happy with 1%.
JD must have been caught between vacations.
Yeah, it's a complex issue - Putin wants to annex Ukraine.
trump is even hurting gentlemen farmers
who are these investors and how can I avoid giving them money?
Doesn't he know that Jerry Jones only pays the players that don't deserve it.
where some people are maga, fox news 'personalities', CNN paid political contributors, and Joe Scarborough
having a goal in life is important
This sounds like it might work - wait for the rigging to begin.
Where's the shotgun and stray dog?
Trump believes that you need to know your license plate number to be served in a restaurant.
I wouldn't bet against golden showers.
she is special
the holy trifecta
who else could tolerate box chardonnay breath
Herr's are already way too salty.
That explains the 3/15/2027 expiration date.
it's a shame there is no one to pick the tomatoes
heaven takes creepy old white guys?
but who forced her to get dreadlocks?
M SNOW was taken
They'll get over themselves and resume their nazi programming.
It's time for Putin to call in his chips. Trump doesn't have a lot of time left on this earth or before the midterms, whichever comes first.
the stable genius figured out how to turn off Caps Lock
Orange Manbaby's Revenge Tour - coming to a city near you
mad dogs and English men go out in the noon day sun; soccer is a winter game
he showed up
thanks for keeping an eye out for the US; we only have a black sharpie as a weather forecaster
weird looking urinals
Tom Nichols isn't being paid by the word; he could have gone with "He doesn't understand anything".
there are morons in every country
the proverbial rapist tip of the iceberg
now I'm pissed!
it's not a crime in the UK to pelt vance with darts and yell one hundred and eighty
can't we just lock him in his own Truman Show bubble?
so orange logic dictates that China should be paying us to take goods off their hands?
a happy meal
Kim "soon to be a Kentucky 3 after husband 4" Davis
I'm sure we can believe Alex "I've never had consensual sex" Acosta.
arrest the bahn mis, empanadas and enchiladas, hoagies are next month
nice!
Ohtani's interpreter is taking the fall for that.
Are we sure it's trump, who can't read or write, that wants to rewrite american history?
who is at fault?
way to ruin my fantasy football draft
Joe may be a country lawyer but he is definitely a aelf-important blowhard.
lucky for trump there are no tall buildings in Alaska to fall out of
rat fight
Yeah, local LEOs beat the shit out of black and brown people for shits and giggles
it's always a good sign when the president needs to use fake gold medallions that have been vomited onto the white house walls and doors as a reminder of where he is
nice job maga, you'll be eating chicken nuggets and fries until you die
stop fucking with us, that money is supposed to billionaires
it's an unforgivable sin to think that American voters wouldn't elect an inept politician - it literally happens every election
"toll" doing a lot lot lot of work
trump thinks Alaska is part of Greenland
they can pick up trump at the same time
Cory had a good run.
2 birds, 1 stone
now we know how to watch christian porn
he seems nice
many investors are morons
Put the orange fucker on a PIP
Trump couldn't find any mushrooms to throw.
How did Cain miss out on Sharknado VII?