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Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, yoga, funds for cancer research, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.
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September in #Vermont, Sully-style
That was a wild ride, thank you?
That’s the best wine at Kinney Drugs
I thought he meant Pam Bondi YIKES
Can they paint him orange again? The kids won’t stop screaming and I’m really scared.
Can someone make him orange again? PLEASE
On his way to save another damsel in distress
We have lived here for 18 years, it’s time to experience THE MUD BOG
This Rudy sequel is bonkers
His answer was interesting because a large percentage of Oklahomans fall into the “unhealthy drains on society” subset that RFK seeks to cull. I grew up there, know them well.
Rudy was assisting a DV victim on I-93 south, then magically appeared on the OTHER side of the highway. Case closed, everyone leave The Mayor alone! So he can save more women!
Hahaha
What the
Buckle up
Butter
It’s funny but imagine how his daughter feels reading this. Oh, wait. She is laughing too hard to respond.
Many people are saying Rudy’s BAC was so high that he went limp on impact
On an unrelated note, New Hampshire sells tax-free liquor at their highway rest areas
Hahahahaha
I am crying damn yooooouuuu
Hahahahaha
His….business partner?
Did I teach myself how to make quality home pizza so our adult son eagerly comes home and shares the gossip from his workplace? It’s called planning ahead. And @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social 00 flour. You can do it!
Perfect crisp morning in #Vermont
SAVAGE
Feeling pretty PSYCHED
Actual photo of me on my high horse. Pay no attention to the dog who appears to have three normal paws and one duck foot. Discernment be damned!
I posted it as an example and marked it as AI. Hope this helps!
Yes, I’ve been to Bryce. It is naturally beautiful. I live in Vermont, another place with unbelievable beauty. Unfortunately lots of people think these photos are legit. They are disappointed when they see the real deal. www.mynbc5.com/article/fake...
Grateful for our new Town Forest. Thanks to the Vermont Land Trust, local volunteers & generous donors, it will remain forever wild. #vermont
Bryce IS beautiful. Defending AI generated/enhanced images is silly.
The responses from people who think this is real are alarming.
Thanks to AI
Yet they can’t afford proofreading. Sad!
Gretchen has a NOSE?!?!
Finally reading this. As a former Adirondack Summer Camp counselor, this hits the spot.
I remember this guy. Back in the Twitter Epoch, he would post “giving away $1000 to someone who comments”. Then his feed turned into Queen For A Day 2.0 with people vying to tell the most pitiful sob story. Performative philanthropy, ick.
I see he’s getting good results from those InfoWars supplements 👍🏽
You can use the British spelling “mouldering” if you want to sound fancier
I assume it’s used less leaving more time to molder in murky water
Imagine hating me.Then getting a text FROM ME listing all of the other things you should hate about me. In no specific order.The texts keep coming throughout the night,challenging your beliefs & feeding your exhaustion until you go mad. #1: is pedantic #2: too dramatic #3: unlimited talk/text plan
Renaming him Mitochondrial CHOWlenges.
She is stubborn! We inherited her from my parents. She’s really fun & sassy
This motherchucker looks in the mirror every morning and recites his daily affirmation: I AM THE PICTURE OF HEALTH WITH GREASY YET LEATHERY SKIN, SUS LOOKING TEETH AND ROCK HARD NIPS 24/7
To be fair, he looks more like a left-handed catcher’s mitt that has been moldering in a bucket with dirty mosquito water
The derpiest DERP
If Cracker Barrell wanted their logo to be true to their audience the old man in the logo would be holding a flag pole and beating the shit out of a capitol cop with it.
They love that Trump consumes our attention while they briskly privatize/dismantle the government. So Trump sits in the Oval, musing aloud to a press gaggle about Comfort Women and how he should have Rosie O’Donell executed.
Refuses to watch Chernobyl because my son said there is an upsetting scene with dogs. Son: “it also affected PEOPLE” Me, convincing myself the dogs pulled through while smiling weakly
You mean he didn’t stop the flow of fentanyl on day 1? Not even day 219? Shocker
Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht
He’s so smart, listening to his writing makes me smarter. And reading YOUR work also makes me smarter.
I remember when Hidden Valley ranch dressing hit the scene, 1983 was a good year
But I’d rather just bitch about it 😉
“Ask the working families doing whatever they can to survive in the city I’m the mayor of” is a pretty weird stance to take.
it should be illegal to chainsaw stuff before 7:00 am EST
“Fairly”
I love this! Our son loved discovering movies with us. 8 years old, swearing he would work at a movie theatre. Which he did as a teenager. He then went to film school and works in the field. When I need a movie recommendation, he’s the first person I text.
Something gen Z would be surprised by: I remember when suitcases didn’t have wheels
Easing into a lazy Sunday. Coffee with Sully & Rosie as a welcome cold front breezes in.
He was itching to type “enslaved”
Bless his HEART
Looks like the patio at any Sandals resort
It’s heeeeeeeeerrrre #Vermont
Also we gave Vance such a warm welcome 😉
How is any of this REAL
Thank you. I practiced and asked for edits from people who love public speaking.
LOVED IT
THIS IS INSANE
Send him back to Vermont, we’re madder this time
This puffy bitch needs to stop using expired Crayola “Flesh” as body makeup
Day two of laughing my ass off at this masterpiece! Thank you
PISH POSH, THEY ARE SO SENSITIVE
Did something scary tonight: spoke onstage to 6,000 people. And now I’m a person who loves speaking onstage to 6,000 people!
Holy shit, he looks TERRIBLE
Everyone in hell yelling HOT ENOUGH FOR YA? at James Dobson
Paramedic: keep applying pressure Parenting Coach: but also say how proud you are
European leaders spilling that sweet, sweet tea on Trump’s…fragrance
He is SERVING (hopefully not rat dropping pizza) 🤞
Recently gasped to my husband that Chuck E Cheese is a RAT. He said “WTF did you think he was?” Definitely not a 🐀
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
WTF is a "sPeCiAl aMBaSsAdOr to hOlLyWoOd”
So much for their “return rights to the states” hogwash
*brought to you by the people who made it legal to say MERRY CHRISTMAS again
++also his governess
NOT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Mistakes were made
Hi, I work for the American Cancer Society. If Eric needs to travel for treatment, we have Hope Lodge locations in Burlington, Boston & Manhattan. There is no charge for lodging, meals and transportation to and from the hospital. They can call our patient service center at 1-800-227-2345, open 24/7
Prepare to hear Trump glorify the Trail of Tears as “good exercise”. If you voted for this piece of 💩, we need to know WTF is wrong with you.
He needs to calm down. And smile more!
If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.
Can you imagine how hard Zelenskyy & friends laughed about this pathetic ego display after they exited? Wish THEY had added a journalist to their group chat
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