Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, I've had too much wine to understand this. Good god make this aaaaaalllllll freaking stop.
Wake me when he's dead. Sorry world, we totally fucked up. Embarrassed American immigrant in Mexico. π²π½ Retired CI Audiologist living on the Sea of Cortez. Trump can go fuck himself. #NoKings VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS!!! buymeacoffee.com/HoldMyBeers
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view profile on Bluesky Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, I've had too much wine to understand this. Good god make this aaaaaalllllll freaking stop.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
He's dead. I'm sure of it. The man can't shut the fuck up for a second. No one has legit seen him in days. I wanna watch Dave again. π€
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit dick tracy. He's fucking incapacitated. Has been for like 3 days.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea. He's dead. Dave style.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm unfollowing you for this post.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
You shouldn't have phrased it like you originally did then.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
This post bothers me.I went outside to think.I was pondering how to say this.I can't imagine someone actual asking this.Are we purposefully trying to start a fight?We can't be 'north' vs 'south' at this particular moment in time.The freaking CDC is in ATL.Many good things and people are in the S.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Not crazy George. He's totally dead.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea. He's dead for sure.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, sorry, I was agreeing with you!!! When I said "come on" I was talking about the original poster. ;)
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
That man can't shut the fuck up for 5 minutes. Especially in front of a camera. Something's definitely up. I for one think he's incapacitated. You know, Dave style.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know something's up.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I said Lynard Skynard. Come on. There are definitely good things that have come out of the South. I honestly don't know why she posted this.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I am NOT a conspiracy person but that is not him.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
And come on, this one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIW...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Whaaaaaaaat. Where is this please?
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Lynard Skynard. It's definitely an achiement. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GxW...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not his nose. It's not his upper lip. It's not him.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not him. It's not his chicken neck. It's not him.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Now let's see him alive. Like for real. The man can't shut the fuck up for 5 minutes and he's been MIA for 4 days now.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg Neil Young on the way right. Thank you. Yes, it is very very apropros.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, finally the musicians are chiming in!!!! I'm gonna cry.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social)
OMG!!!! FINALLY the musicians are chiming in!!!!!!!!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the 2nd time i've smiled today. Shared.
Liz (or Lizzie) Kim κΉνμ± π« (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted
Canadians accepted the assignment and excelled.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, well, he'll be dead soon. So there's that.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh please oh please oh please. Wish there were a repeat button. π€π€π€
Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair.bsky.social) reposted
'Something is very wrong': Ex-Trump insider flags 'alarming' news about president's health www.rawstory.com/trump-someth...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC, thank you Anna for these updates. These people are OUT of the fucking minds if the think people won't care about this. Thank you thank you.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I just speak my mind. I'm a blonde version of my profile pic. And maybe a tad older. Lol.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question. I've been at the beach all day. Has anyone seen any sign of him? Like a legit photo? This is weird. And I'm definitely not a conspiracy person but that man can't shut the fuck up for 5 minutes. Something's definitely weird here.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a conspiracy person, but the simple fact is that man can't shut the fuck up for 5 minutes. For him not to be in front of cameras at all for days is giving me the smiles.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the beach all day. Honestly asking, has anyone seen him? I'm beginning to get hopeful.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
No shit sherlock
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwww, too bad. I actually said that off the hip. I honestly hope he's not hurt. What is thots?
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Nosferatu Goebbels will never ever run for office. I'll take JD for 1000, Alex. And I'll fucking take it. He does not have the cult following. And I will laugh. Breathe. And dream good dreams again. He can't possibly fuck it up anymore than the tangerine terror.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. Thank you. I'm glad people like you monitor "News" Nation for us. They can fuck aaaaaaaaaalllllll the way off.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! I honestly hope Trump croaks. I'll take dipshit (Yale) JD any day. He does not have the MAGA following of trump's cult.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
good one
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social)
Been at the beach for awhile. Any legit sightings?
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, maybe that's an 'A' on his hat. But grey? Have never seen him in one. And it's waaaaay too big.......
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd never wear an ill-fitting, oversized hat. Look at that gap!!!! It wouldn't even stay on in a slight breeze! And it's not a MAGA hat from what I can see. I'd love proof this image wasn't doctored. And I'm not a conspiracy person. Something is definitely off.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
The DOJ is telling the court that all unaccompanied children Trump is sending to Guatemala have parents or guardians in that country who have requested their children be returned to them. The plaintiffs are saying that's not at all true. You can read the back and forth here:
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
This is the second judge in a week that has brought up the fact that the government can't be trusted with clear instructions - likely because the government ignored Judge Boasberg's order to turn the planes around last March saying "verbal orders from judges don't count."
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
THIS IS NOT NORMAL FOR TRUMP. Something very strange is going on.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Thou shalt not end vaccines. God will not save you from plague. The Middle Ages shouldβve made that very clear.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Good
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! I keep seeing it. I don't even comment anymore, I just scroll on. It'll be hilarious if she ends up doing it. Lol
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
He's amazing.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not true.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
And a masterful job you're doing.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
1/4 mile is nothing. You and your dogs stay safe!!!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
oh that's just great
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I'm not saying things don't grow here. I'm in Baja Mexico now and there are humongous farms & gardens everywhere right alongside the Sea of Cortez. I'm just saying that I personally don't know how to do any of it in this sand. Wow, near the arctic! Beautiful pics, thank you for sharing.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
100% this. He didn't write it.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why donβt you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesnβt want you here)
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm serious here, CNN said he was to be golfing with grandkids today but included zero pics. I can't find a thing online anywhere showing him since like Wednesday. I'm beginning to be optimistic. π€
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, so jealous. Live in the desert now. Coming from the midwest I have zero idea how to grow anything here.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
It's freaking New Mexico. π They're like 35 pt favs.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sick and f'ing tired of @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov with their ideas. They're milk toast, bland, spineless and no where NEAR what the Democrats need to win the midterms. They'd better course correct or JD Vance will fucking win in 2028. And if I get another $email.......
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
It is a really funny nickname.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still holding out hope. CNN reported he was on the golf course this morning. Zero pics. π€
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm increasingly optimistic. No photos or videos for days now. π€
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so sweet. Thank you for taking the time. Yes, actually this time instead of another beloved golden, we rescued a 5wk old "Baja" dog. She's a doberman/rotty mix we think, but at 5mo, looking like she'll be only 45lbs. Tossed out of a moving car at 1mo. Absolute velociraptor until a wk ago. π
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
And for this brilliant post I now follow. I seriously am optimistic right now. No one has seen him since like Wed. All the pics lately are old ones. π€
Jon Martin Kitchen (@kitchen5203.bsky.social) reposted
This!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Serious question, has anyone seen him in the last like 3 days? He was supposed to go to the golf course with his grandchildren today, there are zero pics. No pics at all since like Wednesday. I'm starting to get optimistic.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you seen any video of him today at all? He was supposed to be golfing. I haven't seen a thing.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Thank you.
Meidas Charise Lee πππ΄π₯₯π« (@chariselee.bsky.social) reposted
Mexicans turned the US's racism into artβΌοΈ BRAVO ππππWELL DONE MEXICO π²π½
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Mexico. This doesn't surprise me in the least. Beautiful!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
WooooHoooo!!!! Love @grahamformaine.bsky.social !!!!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
Rolling Stone (@rollingstone.com) reposted
Sen. Bernie Sanders endorsed political outsider Graham Platner, the populist oyster farmer running to oust Maineβs Republican Sen. Susan Collins. More: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
WooHoo!!! @grahamformaine.bsky.social is freaking awesome! Go get her Graham!!!!! We're pulling for you!!!!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
So pretty!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I hope so
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/olbe...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anyone have pics of him golfing today like he was supposed to? I haven't seen any.
Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) reposted
Trump sighted, not talking (an all-time first) and is that a bandage on the left hand?
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
The way he's holding his hand..... he definitely does not look stable.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Snort. Turd Ferguson. Lol
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know how you do it, but I'm glad you do.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you allison
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
My reporting uncovered the existence of DoJ training videos instructing FBI personnel on how to flag Trumpβs name in the Epstein files. Iβm suing to get the videos under FOIA. substack.com/@muellershew...
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to believe this but can't find it anywhere other than on social.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to believe this, but have seen zero confirmation as of yet.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted
Stephen Manning, this guyβs lawyer, is one of the best in the country. Itβs very good news that heβs taken this case.
James Fallows (@jfallows.bsky.social) reposted
This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.) h/t @joshuajfriedman.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted
"Congratulations to President Donald Trump and his whip-smart administration on turning Americaβs brave National Guard troops into the most expensive gardening crew in human history." https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/08/28/trump-national-guard-picking-up-trash-dc/85853498007/
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
I for one will never tire of watching these guys get booed incessantly while blatantly lying thru their teeth. What really pisses me off is they do it while fucking SMIRKING.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
he's lost his marble stone
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooh, my favorite! I have a 1/2 sleeve tattoo! Pinks, purples, blues & greens. Yellow & white doesn't hold up for tatts.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Man he sounds desperate.
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's a good one. Lol
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social)
OMG just read the comments even if you don't read the article!!!!! Made my day!!!!!! Love you Bluesky peeps!!!!!
Hold My Beer π²π½π¨π¦πΊπ¦π¬π±π΅π¦ (@holdontoyourbutts.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and he's looking just spectacular now. JFC he's a walking bloated pussy corpse.