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Mauro

@hurditbee4.bsky.social

Progressive old guy from Chicago. Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I know exactly who you're talking about. My only disagreement with you is that you called him a journalist.

1/9/2025, 8:52:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

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1/9/2025, 7:03:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF? www.tiktok.com/@washprobs/v...

1/9/2025, 6:13:58 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

The dude on the left needs a thought bubble that says "Damn! Who shit?"

1/9/2025, 6:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there must have been a DNA disruptive level cosmic ray outburst on the day he was conceived.

1/9/2025, 6:07:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social)

Please be true...

1/9/2025, 6:03:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there anyone on the planet that is more repulsive than Kid Rock? Why yes, yes there is!

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1/9/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 16 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd feel pretty good about a hot dog but a full diaper shoved down his throat by Vladimir Putin would make my day.

1/9/2025, 5:44:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

We should first get proof that this abomination was ever alive in the first place and not just some cruel joke played on humanity.

1/9/2025, 5:40:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention he's being interviewed by Tucker Fucker Carlson.

1/9/2025, 5:34:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear corporate media, keep this in mind when hosting anyone from Trump's cabinet.

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1/9/2025, 5:26:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking at the original, he has his usual sig in the upper left. I agree, Lalo is awesome.

30/8/2025, 12:10:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

March... In LA we just sat like lumps Now we're picking up trash for Trump I joined this Army and became a man Now I'm working for the fucking Klan Pick up that shit and stack it high With any luck he'll fucking die!

27/8/2025, 9:04:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

But mom, I hate my sister! Shut up and eat your dinner!

27/8/2025, 8:48:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Says the preeminent authority on 14 year-old children.

27/8/2025, 8:26:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the NYT "blasted" themselves for their part in creating this monster.

27/8/2025, 8:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He made the trains run on time (Herblock)

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27/8/2025, 7:57:12 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not walking or even waddling in Baltimore or anywhere else for that matter, with those muffin top cankles. Anyone have recent video of him actually walking in the last few days or so? I'm beginning to wonder if he can.

27/8/2025, 7:09:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely, just did a screen grab this time instead of a link.

27/8/2025, 5:58:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Every empire begins with the subjugation of people by the few who proclaim themselves gods. Empires end when people realize that there are no gods to rule them, just greedy, cruel, little men.

27/8/2025, 12:57:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

The idiocy! It burns!

27/8/2025, 12:48:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

When was the last time Grampy Goiter was actually allowed to drive a car? Probably way before engine auto stop was even a thing. Miller must not like it and told him to mention it. Remember when he tried to outlaw CFL and LED light bulbs?

27/8/2025, 12:47:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still waiting for my drug check... I'm looking at you Walgreens!

26/8/2025, 11:27:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

They've officially reached the bottom of the barrel.

26/8/2025, 11:17:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

That's my Gov!

26/8/2025, 11:06:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Every still shot of this little bastard makes him look like he's trying to pass a dirigible sized turd.

26/8/2025, 10:50:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He's dead Jim. Hmmmokay then!

26/8/2025, 10:47:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, that will work!

26/8/2025, 10:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess he didn't have time to fully dismantle it back then. He was too busy trying to get people to shine ultraviolet light up their bungholes.

26/8/2025, 9:56:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Accurate.

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26/8/2025, 9:54:23 PM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

The irony is that this article made use of US Dept. of Education data to make its point. I can't imagine anyone making use of current data given how the entire department is about to become a casualty of the illiterate.

26/8/2025, 9:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Every new revelation about this whole slimy cabal makes me want to go chug a giant bottle of brain bleach.

26/8/2025, 9:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh silly me, here I was think in the whole time it was an Einstein Visa, not an Epstein Visa.

26/8/2025, 8:47:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Dipped!

26/8/2025, 8:40:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Gulf of War, has a nice ring to it don't you think? I can do whatever I want, but I'm not a dictator even though everyone would like me to be. Maybe I'll just start calling myself emperor, because everyone thinks I'm doing a fantastic job. All those Europeans that came here to see me think so."

26/8/2025, 8:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll bet she has no idea of what "issues" he was promising to make good on. Clueless.

26/8/2025, 8:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me rephrase that: "The country is in danger from Putin and the Republicans are letting me do whatever he wants me to do."

26/8/2025, 8:09:13 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

We're talking about a country where significant portion of its people called January 6th a peaceful protest instead of an attempted coup. We can no longer claim observational superiority to other countries. The corporate press is already calling the invasion of our cities a "crackdown on crime."

26/8/2025, 7:24:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Mishap my ass.

26/8/2025, 7:09:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

And let me take this moment Mr. President to let you know what an honor it is to eat the undigested corn from your big, beautiful diaper.

26/8/2025, 7:05:43 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Could barely hear him through all the slurping and moaning.

26/8/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

What's a noble committee?

26/8/2025, 6:58:42 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to know who are the dumbasses laughing in the background at this shit storm.

26/8/2025, 6:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow looks like someone is gunning for Karoline Leavitt’s job as chief propagandist and ball washer.

26/8/2025, 6:35:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

The role of the military is in the constitution, along with a method for removing an unfit president. This is not a matter for deliberation. What this "president" doesn't know or care about is besides the point. Your oath of office is to uphold the constitution, not to facilitate your career.

26/8/2025, 6:24:06 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I see this kind of crap from a CNN "personality" it makes me feel good about my decision to not watch them.

26/8/2025, 6:14:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

A night at Castle Dracula...

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26/8/2025, 5:01:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to slap that face with my non-dominant hand.

26/8/2025, 4:54:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He may disappear periodically, but his tall white boots stand forever.

26/8/2025, 4:51:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump used the term "killing fields" recently during one of his delusional rants in reference to Chicago, so it stands to reason Miller will interpret that as his marching orders. These assholes don't understand that they are about to kick a hornet's nest.

26/8/2025, 4:40:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the last times he was supposed to be here, the reaction was so bad he ended up TACO-ing.

26/8/2025, 4:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Disgusting, right? There are others from an older article from a UK paper.

25/8/2025, 11:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

No more Chachi? I'm crushed!

25/8/2025, 9:05:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like someone finally found that missing baloney sandwich from six weeks ago. Guess it was in his pocket the whole time!

25/8/2025, 8:58:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard it from Gavin Newsom's Trump trolling ops, but don't know if it's original to them or not.

25/8/2025, 8:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmmm, I thought they already solved 10 wars already and their negotiating skills were beyond reproach! Why is Just Dance Vance so defensive? Shouldn't the record speak for itself?

25/8/2025, 8:41:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fine, it's about time Walgreens starts supporting me instead of the other way around.

25/8/2025, 8:35:37 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

The guidelines are already clearly defined in the constitution. A law-abiding government would already know what its limitations are, but sadly, we're well past that now.

25/8/2025, 8:19:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

In a future reformed government, if there ever is one, there will be the need for a department dedicated to identifying and dealing with these traitors.

25/8/2025, 8:14:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Please just fucking die and leave the rest of us alone to clean up the mess. There's a lot of work to do.

25/8/2025, 8:05:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't actually played the game in a long time, unless you consider following a bunch of people carrying his balls around for him a game.

25/8/2025, 8:03:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

They may understand it, but that hasn't stopped them from doing illegal shit in the past. Noem is itching to make Garcia disappear as quickly as possible. She's a horrible piece of shit.

25/8/2025, 7:49:59 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, he's a real guy after all, not just a meme.

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25/8/2025, 7:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy is aggressively competing for the top spot on my most punchable faces list. I'm beginning to think I should have subcategories so the top contenders are always #1 on their respective lists. For example, this little shit would be on the "Smack Off That Fucking Smirk" list.

25/8/2025, 6:56:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

How convenient for them to have installed hinges. Idiots.

25/8/2025, 4:21:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not going to work very well.

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24/8/2025, 9:42:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

So then Trump will declare a national emergency and federalize the troops anyway, right?

24/8/2025, 9:36:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but Russia retains the right, along with China to veto if they can retain a foreign army, so it's all a bullshit Trumpian taco.

24/8/2025, 9:33:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump already gave him free, unfettered access to the oval office in his first term, now he gets to spread propaganda.

24/8/2025, 3:29:01 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

How can a hostile invasion that seized land from a sovereign nation and killed its citizens make a concession without stopping the killing and returning the land? It's an obvious question but corporate media is controlled by the regime. So we have to settle for lies.

24/8/2025, 2:25:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 70 years old and I can still move better than that. 😂

24/8/2025, 3:47:38 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, I hope she gets free kneepads as part of her jobs for Trump.

22/8/2025, 7:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Those people yelling at you in the streets JD aren't homeless, they're patriots.

22/8/2025, 5:36:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

"Why do they need masks?" Because they are not who they say they are.

22/8/2025, 3:37:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

I should have said, from playing with softballs to fondling them.

22/8/2025, 3:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately I've hoped for this to happen in the past, only to be disappointed. In the past we are relieved that our oppressors are gone & that we forget to punish them for their crimes against us. Hopefully our anger will not dissipate next time, and justice will prevail, but I'm pessimistic.

22/8/2025, 3:21:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

You talk about one of those moments where Trump supporters should realize that this is too much. When are Republicans and former Republicans going to realize that those people are beyond redemption? They are forever lost to the death cult and Fox News. They don't care how history will see them.

22/8/2025, 3:01:38 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

"Joined the backlash" Ironic use of the word backlash when referring to crackers. They are unintentionally funny in addition to being profoundly stupid.

22/8/2025, 2:14:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

From playing softball to fielding them.

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22/8/2025, 2:03:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

It's pronounced "poo in"

22/8/2025, 1:56:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man. Does this mean they'll be shutting down the Golden Showers too?

22/8/2025, 1:43:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do Fox guys sound like they have a helium tank that they hit on when they talk shit about Democrats?

22/8/2025, 1:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can figure out a way to plunder a negative balance, transfer away. I promise not to be weird but take that for what it's worth, I say that to my cat all the time.

22/8/2025, 1:37:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

A grateful nation honored President Trump with a plaque for his unbelievable support of law enforcement on January 6th. No one has ever seen support like this in the history of the world.

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22/8/2025, 1:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

He knows a lot about sprinklers too. Golden ones.

22/8/2025, 5:16:16 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody needs to snatch a couple of these motherfuckers off the street and find out who they are. They ain't cops.

22/8/2025, 5:12:15 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody be looking for a job soon.

21/8/2025, 11:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet looking ride. Looks like a blast to drive.

21/8/2025, 11:37:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus, I have a trailer hitch that needs to have the chrome sucked off of it. You busy JD? Doesn't look like it.

21/8/2025, 11:33:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Still can't watch it. I don't feel like digging through a pile of stuff to find a few good ones.

21/8/2025, 11:30:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh so that's what they're calling it these days! Bakka bakka-bow wow!

21/8/2025, 11:15:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, wait a minute! I thought these were the same guy all along.

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21/8/2025, 11:08:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Mekka lekka hi, mekka hide de ho!

21/8/2025, 10:54:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Vomit inducing.

21/8/2025, 10:51:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring it, asshole!

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21/8/2025, 10:41:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, so that's the excuse. They've been closing stores for years around here. I would figure out how to compete with Amazon if I were them. Good luck with that!

21/8/2025, 10:10:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

“I can’t hear you very well” The fuck you can't, you cracker piece of shit!

21/8/2025, 9:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Republican Jesus please hear my prayer! My tax dollars are white, not green! I know you're entitled to keep as much of them for yourself as you require, but can't you see the difference?

21/8/2025, 8:59:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

Cowards do things under the cover of night.

21/8/2025, 8:15:19 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent

My photoshopped version of Donnie in a more appropriate setting.

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21/8/2025, 8:08:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view