Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I know exactly who you're talking about. My only disagreement with you is that you called him a journalist.
Progressive old guy from Chicago. Trying to stay a renaissance man during the new dark ages. Sometimes an artist, sometimes a poet, always my own worst critic. Former software developer. Owned by a cat. Proud son of Mexican immigrants.
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I know exactly who you're talking about. My only disagreement with you is that you called him a journalist.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF? www.tiktok.com/@washprobs/v...
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
The dude on the left needs a thought bubble that says "Damn! Who shit?"
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there must have been a DNA disruptive level cosmic ray outburst on the day he was conceived.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social)
Please be true...
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there anyone on the planet that is more repulsive than Kid Rock? Why yes, yes there is!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd feel pretty good about a hot dog but a full diaper shoved down his throat by Vladimir Putin would make my day.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
We should first get proof that this abomination was ever alive in the first place and not just some cruel joke played on humanity.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention he's being interviewed by Tucker Fucker Carlson.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear corporate media, keep this in mind when hosting anyone from Trump's cabinet.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking at the original, he has his usual sig in the upper left. I agree, Lalo is awesome.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
March... In LA we just sat like lumps Now we're picking up trash for Trump I joined this Army and became a man Now I'm working for the fucking Klan Pick up that shit and stack it high With any luck he'll fucking die!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
But mom, I hate my sister! Shut up and eat your dinner!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the preeminent authority on 14 year-old children.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the NYT "blasted" themselves for their part in creating this monster.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not walking or even waddling in Baltimore or anywhere else for that matter, with those muffin top cankles. Anyone have recent video of him actually walking in the last few days or so? I'm beginning to wonder if he can.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely, just did a screen grab this time instead of a link.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Every empire begins with the subjugation of people by the few who proclaim themselves gods. Empires end when people realize that there are no gods to rule them, just greedy, cruel, little men.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
The idiocy! It burns!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
When was the last time Grampy Goiter was actually allowed to drive a car? Probably way before engine auto stop was even a thing. Miller must not like it and told him to mention it. Remember when he tried to outlaw CFL and LED light bulbs?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waiting for my drug check... I'm looking at you Walgreens!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
They've officially reached the bottom of the barrel.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my Gov!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Every still shot of this little bastard makes him look like he's trying to pass a dirigible sized turd.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
He's dead Jim. Hmmmokay then!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, that will work!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess he didn't have time to fully dismantle it back then. He was too busy trying to get people to shine ultraviolet light up their bungholes.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony is that this article made use of US Dept. of Education data to make its point. I can't imagine anyone making use of current data given how the entire department is about to become a casualty of the illiterate.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Every new revelation about this whole slimy cabal makes me want to go chug a giant bottle of brain bleach.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh silly me, here I was think in the whole time it was an Einstein Visa, not an Epstein Visa.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Dipped!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Gulf of War, has a nice ring to it don't you think? I can do whatever I want, but I'm not a dictator even though everyone would like me to be. Maybe I'll just start calling myself emperor, because everyone thinks I'm doing a fantastic job. All those Europeans that came here to see me think so."
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll bet she has no idea of what "issues" he was promising to make good on. Clueless.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me rephrase that: "The country is in danger from Putin and the Republicans are letting me do whatever he wants me to do."
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
We're talking about a country where significant portion of its people called January 6th a peaceful protest instead of an attempted coup. We can no longer claim observational superiority to other countries. The corporate press is already calling the invasion of our cities a "crackdown on crime."
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Mishap my ass.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
And let me take this moment Mr. President to let you know what an honor it is to eat the undigested corn from your big, beautiful diaper.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Could barely hear him through all the slurping and moaning.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
What's a noble committee?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to know who are the dumbasses laughing in the background at this shit storm.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow looks like someone is gunning for Karoline Leavittâs job as chief propagandist and ball washer.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
The role of the military is in the constitution, along with a method for removing an unfit president. This is not a matter for deliberation. What this "president" doesn't know or care about is besides the point. Your oath of office is to uphold the constitution, not to facilitate your career.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see this kind of crap from a CNN "personality" it makes me feel good about my decision to not watch them.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to slap that face with my non-dominant hand.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
He may disappear periodically, but his tall white boots stand forever.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump used the term "killing fields" recently during one of his delusional rants in reference to Chicago, so it stands to reason Miller will interpret that as his marching orders. These assholes don't understand that they are about to kick a hornet's nest.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the last times he was supposed to be here, the reaction was so bad he ended up TACO-ing.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Disgusting, right? There are others from an older article from a UK paper.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
No more Chachi? I'm crushed!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like someone finally found that missing baloney sandwich from six weeks ago. Guess it was in his pocket the whole time!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I heard it from Gavin Newsom's Trump trolling ops, but don't know if it's original to them or not.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm, I thought they already solved 10 wars already and their negotiating skills were beyond reproach! Why is Just Dance Vance so defensive? Shouldn't the record speak for itself?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
That's fine, it's about time Walgreens starts supporting me instead of the other way around.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
The guidelines are already clearly defined in the constitution. A law-abiding government would already know what its limitations are, but sadly, we're well past that now.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
In a future reformed government, if there ever is one, there will be the need for a department dedicated to identifying and dealing with these traitors.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Please just fucking die and leave the rest of us alone to clean up the mess. There's a lot of work to do.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
He hasn't actually played the game in a long time, unless you consider following a bunch of people carrying his balls around for him a game.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
They may understand it, but that hasn't stopped them from doing illegal shit in the past. Noem is itching to make Garcia disappear as quickly as possible. She's a horrible piece of shit.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is aggressively competing for the top spot on my most punchable faces list. I'm beginning to think I should have subcategories so the top contenders are always #1 on their respective lists. For example, this little shit would be on the "Smack Off That Fucking Smirk" list.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
How convenient for them to have installed hinges. Idiots.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
So then Trump will declare a national emergency and federalize the troops anyway, right?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but Russia retains the right, along with China to veto if they can retain a foreign army, so it's all a bullshit Trumpian taco.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump already gave him free, unfettered access to the oval office in his first term, now he gets to spread propaganda.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
How can a hostile invasion that seized land from a sovereign nation and killed its citizens make a concession without stopping the killing and returning the land? It's an obvious question but corporate media is controlled by the regime. So we have to settle for lies.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 70 years old and I can still move better than that. đ
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus, I hope she gets free kneepads as part of her jobs for Trump.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Those people yelling at you in the streets JD aren't homeless, they're patriots.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
"Why do they need masks?" Because they are not who they say they are.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
I should have said, from playing with softballs to fondling them.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately I've hoped for this to happen in the past, only to be disappointed. In the past we are relieved that our oppressors are gone & that we forget to punish them for their crimes against us. Hopefully our anger will not dissipate next time, and justice will prevail, but I'm pessimistic.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
You talk about one of those moments where Trump supporters should realize that this is too much. When are Republicans and former Republicans going to realize that those people are beyond redemption? They are forever lost to the death cult and Fox News. They don't care how history will see them.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
"Joined the backlash" Ironic use of the word backlash when referring to crackers. They are unintentionally funny in addition to being profoundly stupid.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pronounced "poo in"
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man. Does this mean they'll be shutting down the Golden Showers too?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do Fox guys sound like they have a helium tank that they hit on when they talk shit about Democrats?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can figure out a way to plunder a negative balance, transfer away. I promise not to be weird but take that for what it's worth, I say that to my cat all the time.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
A grateful nation honored President Trump with a plaque for his unbelievable support of law enforcement on January 6th. No one has ever seen support like this in the history of the world.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows a lot about sprinklers too. Golden ones.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody needs to snatch a couple of these motherfuckers off the street and find out who they are. They ain't cops.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody be looking for a job soon.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet looking ride. Looks like a blast to drive.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus, I have a trailer hitch that needs to have the chrome sucked off of it. You busy JD? Doesn't look like it.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Still can't watch it. I don't feel like digging through a pile of stuff to find a few good ones.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh so that's what they're calling it these days! Bakka bakka-bow wow!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, wait a minute! I thought these were the same guy all along.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Mekka lekka hi, mekka hide de ho!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Vomit inducing.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, so that's the excuse. They've been closing stores for years around here. I would figure out how to compete with Amazon if I were them. Good luck with that!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
âI canât hear you very wellâ The fuck you can't, you cracker piece of shit!
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Republican Jesus please hear my prayer! My tax dollars are white, not green! I know you're entitled to keep as much of them for yourself as you require, but can't you see the difference?
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
Cowards do things under the cover of night.
Mauro (@hurditbee4.bsky.social) reply parent
My photoshopped version of Donnie in a more appropriate setting.