Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Unifying adversaries everywhere.
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Unifying adversaries everywhere.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You should call your own National Guard to protect the state from a violation of Posse Comitatus.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Now, about this desk..."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
In RFK's defense, he does have worms in his brain.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Is careless smoking only."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
There are *lots* of examples of this in wildlife: bison in Yellowstone, wolves in Yellowstone, gophers on Mt. St. Helens...
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Good night π andβ¦.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact check: true.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"This box is hermetic, right?"
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Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The funny part is he knows it isn't true.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhhhhhhhh... So, he accepts that he's guilty of felonies and is reinstated to the bar. Got it.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Right: "Sit down and govern, while I, well, ..."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The Greenlanders I know would see through these moronic clowns and mock them ruthlessly.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, Il has the seventh highest state and local tax burden in the US.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
And, just to be clear, despite his recent applaudable actions, Newsom isn't.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
A good thing.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
As a kayaker, I look at that and think, yeah I could get in and out of there.
Numbcat9 (@numbcat9.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yes. I should've posted this earlier, but any servicemember of any US service: Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy, Coast Guard, National Guard, Air National Guard can find a JAG to talk to about this right here: legalassistance.law.af.mil * it'll be a cold day before I recognize the Space Farce.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
So courageous of you. Terrifying.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
True, but we must not replace one personality cult with another.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotcher oath right here ..
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
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Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Soft shell or hard shell?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, now, this is the kind of talk that escalates things.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Earning the big bucks.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: better than Trump.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross!
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Gee, let's see: did they (a) carry out a careful forensic analysis, or (b) wing it? I'm going with (b).
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn't that indicate aggravation?
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "I think he should start with Shreveport, Louisiana, and Speaker Johnson's district that has 6x the per capita murder rate of Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco. What about the carnage, Mr. President, in Shreveport? Why aren't you protecting the folks there? What bullshit."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course, and investors. I was joke-quoting E.J. Antoni.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Who even cares about this stuff anyway?"
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Where the rules change with every language rev.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not convinced he knows how *anything* works. At Wharton he had a reputation as being dumb and lazy.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Redact information about the victims.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's thinking, "What's goin' on up there?!"
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The crazy part is she thinks this makes her look good, rather than adding to the loooong list of things she obviously knows nothing about.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Kennedy realize that words have meanings?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Is careless smoking only.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing being shot to death while awaiting food aid is also not good?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The common thread here is THERE ARE NO FILES!!!!!!!
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Any country that aligns with Russia shouldn't have a seat at the table with respectable nations.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, they could just stop attacking an innocent neighbor.
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Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Is glitch only." "When will you be back online?" "Is mere glitch." "So..." "Is glitch."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, Ghislaine.
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Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"But we ran right up to them! What do we do now?!"
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: black, white, and yes, no.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh, right, but after that one, no more! Absolutely not! This is it."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Son of a bitch!
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
My dad sat next to him on a plane once. They talked about all kinds of things for the whole flight. My dad said he was a *great* guy.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
No lies detected.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Endorse.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
For the record, eagles can't do that. They'd end up doing the swim of shame.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh well...
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted
@raskin.house.gov: "The grand jury files relate ONLY to the prosecution of Epstein himself for what HE did and Maxwell for what SHE did, but it doesn't include the whole universe of other people that we're interested in... it's a complete distraction."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Were her lips moving?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It's why we're where we are today, but presidential immunity might be worse.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to get stopped all the time for having shoulders.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"That's OK, nobody takes Huckabee seriously."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
At least he's true to his brand.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
So, fiction.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm totally convinced.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Now he can go back to not working for a living.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"For example, if they have a Hispanic surname, or talk with what we deem to be an accent, or just seem, well, not American."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
He loves the uneducated.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd call it Alligator Auschwitz without a hint of irony.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I appreciate the "Down with this sort of thing" poster. Can be used for any occasion, really.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite: "More gaslighting... I thought you were above this." Srsly dude?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
What they're *not* hiding is that they're entirely complicit in everything Trump is doing.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Also: he's expected to "work".
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
No lies detected.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"There is no list. We never said there was a list, and that goes double for the one Pam Bondi said was on her desk. No list."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Too credible. That could be a press release.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
He should not do public safety.
MissMaryG.bsky.social (@missmarygri.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
'Brownie did a heckuva job once again.' Also, apnews.com/article/texa...
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Texas doesn't have hydrologists at the county level, but they do have them at the state level. I'm sure there are flash-flood models for the affected areas that would predict a disaster like this. I wonder if someone was screaming and nobody was listening.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't get to make rookie mistakes when your job affects public safety. It's gross negligence.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not very bright, are they?
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It's jet fuel (poured on the economy and lit on fire).
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They donβt need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
The white is common milkweed. The orange is butterfly milkweed.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'll bet, Pam!"
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the media haven't noticed yet.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It's simply a symbolic act reflecting the truth on the ground.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
I particularly liked the spitting out the food: "Don't really need this right now."
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be much more efficient if it were Stephen Miller.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Please submit samples for evaluation. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Tried to read about the Jan 6 terrorist who now works for the Justice Department but it was behind a pay wall. Everything wrong with the USA in one sentence.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't want to be out on worker's comp, and clearly does this all the time, so I'm gonna way he's good.
Dr. Chaos (@iamdrchaos.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, *that* guy is an athlete!