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Great, now you can go after the world record! ...it's 16 minutes 34 seconds on PEAK difficulty... Speedrunners are insane...
I think we veered off into the "All the young people went MAGA!" tangent...
"How am I supposed to explain that to my child?" If you can't figure that out, you're not fit to be a parent. And I do not care what "that" is.
...Marissa Lenti is a VTuber...
He's a millionaire because he's a Kennedy.
You'll know Trump really is dead when Nick Castellanos hits a home run...
If that's overruled, the news as we know it is done. Hell, I believe Fox News relied heavily on the ruling to get their own defamation cases dismissed and overturned...and could not rely on it in the Dominion and Smartmatic cases because they were acting with malice...
So if SCOTUS decides to take Dershowitz's appeal, that means New York Times v. Sullivan is in jeopardy. That ruling protects news corps by adding an extra layer of protection to their reporting (they must show actual malice when criticizing public officials).
Oh goodness, I just thought of something... Re-enacting the "Angels with Filthy Souls" scene from Homa Alone with Gangle as Johnny and Jax as Snakes. @marissalenti.com @kovox.net I'd love to see that happen...
Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Viruses don't kill people; vaccines kill people. Tornadoes don't kill people; God's hatred for gays and atheists kills people. /s
"These are preventable!" *MAGA Rage Rising* "Put metal detectors and armed guards everywhere!" *MAGA Rage Fading*
I saw Quantrill for the Braves and thought "Wait, Paul Quantrill is still pitching? No wonder the Phillies teed off!" Well, now I know it's his son Cal...
And now that they know that Elon is too stupid to settle, they're definitely licking their chops over the payout...
And he certainly isn't "Draft 2 QBs, then go back to that nearly-washed up guy, now 40, to be your starter while they "mature"" stupid. In short, Jerry Jones is Jerry Jones Stupid. But at least he's not Jimmy Haslam Stupid.
He isn't "Trade away three drafts for a QB with SA allegations who hasn't played in a year" stupid. He isn't "Then sign that guy to the largest contract ever, fully guaranteed" stupid. He isn't "Go all in on said QB and have to depend upon a 38-yo nearly-washed up guy to bail you out" stupid.
I mean, Jerry Jones is stupid, but he isn't "Use a first-rounder on a QB on a suggestion from a homeless guy" stupid. He isn't "Hire a good ol' boy OC with no other experience who found luck with a rookie QB as your head coach" stupid.
Joke's on you! They can't read!
Well, PEAK sure has blown up, hasn't it? It's starting to get as big as Among Us was 5 years ago...
Eh, they're still not "Give 3 years of first rounders and the biggest-ever contract, fully guaranteed, to a guy who hasn't played in a year and has multitudes of SA allegations against him" stupid...
The thing is, though, in general, teams that gain 1st round picks in trades tend to be better than teams that lose 1st round picks in trades. But then again...Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones is so dumb that there's a spot in Trump's Cabinet waiting for him...
...he can't be the stupidest man alive until Trump kicks it...
...wait, isn't that the same timeframe as Digital Circus?
They're as empty as the coffee cups they carry around and pretend to drink from...
They don't care why you're resigning, only that you do, so they now have zero impediments to their agenda.
I'm sorry, but we need to get rid of "resigning in protest". It's the least effective and most harmful form of "protest" out there. You either stay and fight, or give power to the fascists. You chose...poorly.
Resigning in protest doesn't work with people who crave power. They just view it as a win without fighting.
I mean, yeah, it's important to note that he is, in fact, a pedophile, but battles must be picked. The one where you might be staring down the barrel of an Army rifle is probably the one you should fight first.
Honestly, the "Everything is a distraction from Epstein" is wild to me because at this point "The president is sending armed troops into US cities" should probably be just a skosh more important than "The president is a pedophile." Just sayin'.
From my time on a grand jury, it would take massive incompetence on the part of a prosecutor to fail to get an indictment for most felonies. Twice is absolutely absurd. Three times? When the hell will you learn there's no "there" there, DOJ?
I'm just waiting for Pomni to become a big blob with no mouth...
"...and going forward you must show cause for me to not do so with other cases brought before me for which you or the federal government is the plaintiff. If you continue to act in bad faith towards Constitutional rights, your accusations will be treated as such and dismissed."
I would just like for some judge to say "Mr. Trump, if you don't release Kilmar Abrego Garcia right now, and no longer bother him until trial, then I will dismiss all cases before me where you or the federal government is the plaintiff with prejudice..." 1/2
And four months later the place closes down due to everyone quitting...
I'm just waiting for Trump to announce the "Chicago liberation" by saying "I have authorized federal troops to arrest any Chicagoan that doesn't give their home over to the brave soldiers fighting to free them." I mean, he's trampled over all our other rights, why not the 3rd amendment, too?
I'm hoping Brad Lander primaries him...
Also discourse from the VBNMW crowd...who are the first to tell us how Mamdani et al aren't "electable".
Thrift store or no, I'm not spending one cent on James Dobson or any right-winger. That only encourages them. What happens after purchase doesn't matter to them in the slightest. (Yes, he's dead. But other guys like him are watching.)
Hell, at this point you can talk to kids whose parents weren't alive on 9/11...
These people have never actually been trans allies. Hell, on most of those issues, they've been more aligned with MAGA than the left. With allies like these, who needs enemies?
This reeks of pandering. Pretending to be defiant of Trump while being one of his biggest backers.
Why should we be celebrating this? Last I checked, all 31 NFL owners (not counting the Packers owned by the people of Green Bay) voted for Trump and use underhanded tactics to gain more money (see Haslam's Brook Park Boondoggle being encoded into Ohio law...)
They trust the sun to make their precious wall unclimbable, but not to power our homes and businesses?
The guy who narrates the History Channel show about Oak Island also narrates Ancient Aliens. Let that sink in.
I bet she calls the London lawn tennis tournament "Wimbleton", too...
I wonder how many of these same people complained about the left boycotting Target over DEI...
When I see stunts like what Newsom's team pulled this week, I am reminded of Coach Bombay in Mighty Ducks 2 after his team caused chaos in the 2nd period of the pivotal game, but didn't score more than 1 goal. "Did you have fun out there?" "YEAH!" "Good, so did they, because they're still ahead."
Cancelling Crystal Pepsi was reverse racism. Prove me wrong. /s
Democrats and leftists were so obsessed with waiting for the old Republicans to die off that they lost an entire generation to the right. That John Mayer song was not an instruction guide...
DIED SUDDENLY! STUDY IT OUT!
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." ~Clarence Darrow
You've found the mythical Winning Cubs Team. They've been rare since mid-July...
Hey, let's see what all the people who called it "Government Motors" when the auto industry got a bailout from Obama are saying about Trump trying to force Intel to give him a stake for government help:
S&P just discredited itself with that statement...it reeks of "Anything to avoid a crash"...
Every guy once wanted a 14-year-old girl. Most of them grew out of it by the time they turned 16.
Most of the posts that start "You're not a man unless you X" are made by people that I don't consider to be men. That does not mean they're all made by women, though a few are.
This doesn't "push the bounds". It is completely out of bounds. Even entertaining that this does not break that law completely invalidates it as a law.
And I bet Putin is, too.
The most important thing to remember about the Trump-Putin summit in Alaska is that Trump remains on the Epstein list...and probably Putin, too.
Gas is not $1.99 a gallon.
I dunno, Trump on the roof sounds more like a Castellanos homer to me...
...and yes, I know Republicans never wanted to solve it. But it's clear that establishment Democrats who voted it in think it's the best they can do and resist any and all efforts to go further (whether single-payer or full-blown universal...)
It's been a decade, and medical costs (even for the insured) have skyrocketed. Obamacare has been revealed to be a band-aid for the problem it was meant to solve. It needs actual fixing, but no one in power wants to fix it (because they get tons of lobby money from HMO and Big Pharma.)
They're also worried that they may have to learn Russian...
Slightly diminish a band: Snark Against the Machine
Exactly. They're still mad that the one store that enthusiastically embraced their Anti-DEI policies got boycotted into near-oblivion...
George Carlin: "Y'ever wonder why there's no war on homelessnes?" ...well, George, now there is.
"I know he raped you, Sally. But what's more important is not letting Mamdani become mayor." ~Establishment Democrats endorsing Andrew Cuomo
"Every accusation is a confession" applies to them. Remember how they said anyone wanting more than Biden/Kamala wanted "purity tests"? They're the first to reject leftists like Mamdani.
It also scares the center-right Democrats. Why else would they be lining up behind Cuomo?
You know how "every accusation is a confession" with Republicans? Same with some Democrats. Listen to any Dem accusing progressives of "purity politics." They'll be the first to denounce AOC, Bernie, Omar, Tlaib, Mamdani, or anything left of their center-right bubble.
I have breasts. I am not allowed in women's restrooms.
The Yeah Yeahs
Wait, aren't they supposed to be searching for the Texas legislative Democrats?
Waiting for that sign: WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYBODY (That means you, Dershowitz)
Which is wild, given the state he governs compared to the others' states...
And also the fact that the average doctor can't make decisions on behalf of their patient because insurance companies routinely reject the most effective courses of action...
Not to be that guy, but the first sentence is just who is eligible, not who is removed. If the President is guilty but the Veep is not, it makes no sense to remove the Veep, for instance. And if the Veep is guilty, they must be impeached separately.
I do judge the PBA tour on the quality of its main sponsors Peak 80's-90's: Firestone, AC Delco, etc. 2000's: Denny's Late 2000's-early 10's: Lumber Liquidators Mid 10's: GEICO, Bayer, Barbasol Late 10's/early 20's: GoBowling/Bowlero Now: Dude Wipes. You can see the slide.
Hey, remember when the entire right slammed Biden for "withholding" funds to North Carolina?
People going on about Cerydra's height like we don't have Sparkle...or Fu Xuan...or Qingque, Silver Wolf, Huohuo, and...heck, Hyacine was two patches ago, guess you were too distracted by CHONKai Star Rail to notice...
Wouldn't it be wild if, some time this season, Matt and Trey decided to put one of the boys (likely Kyle) in a mental hospital for the (in-universe) dangerous illness of "Trump Derangement Syndrome"? Of course that episode would "star" RFK Jr...who would have developed a vaccine for it.
Of course it wasn't perfect...but it was at least something to build on, and he made the throws he had to, at least...
Well, damn... If Shadeur plays as well in Game 2 as he did tonight, the backup role is his, with eventual upgrade to starter at the very least next year...
From the Elon Musk School of Promising Shit that Isn't Physically Possible to Do In 5 Years.
Is he trying to out-Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds?
And Wendy's is doing that AND kicking off Augustween with a Wednesday-themed Meal of Misfortune...
...most places are in league with them. Any grunt that denies them service would be fired the next day. And there would be dozens of people in line to take their place.
A year ago most of these guys were ranting and raving about resisting the government and how it's incredibly evil. Now, they can't wait to cede their power to the government. Wonder what changed...
I would say they're "Henries of Ford", since that class was enamored with the Nazis back then because they pissed off the Communists...
All it takes is a few quislings who fear losing money more than losing face to upend a democracy.
...wouldn't it be crazy if the best NFL player out of Colorado from this draft turns out to be LaJohntay Wester?
All it takes is a few quislings selling out to collapse the rule of law...
If these guys think Donald Trump is manly, no wonder women won't date them.
The Browns now have FIVE active quarterbacks. My bold prediction is, even after this signing, that the QB who will start the most games for the team this year isn't on the roster yet.
And there are more out there...Lycoris Recoil for instance...
Nice point, my one quibble is Release the Epstein List. I'm with you, but Release the Epstein List. This assumes they Release the Epstein List What you're not considering is Release the Epstein List. You forgot to mention Release the Epstein List. Now choose a Republican talking point.
And we hereby christen it the "Sachsenhausen Slammer."
...maybe we shouldn't compare videos that came out weeks ago to a video that came out yesterday? Of course those videos are going to have more views. If anything, Seder's is the one lagging because it came out 4 months ago and only has as many views as Jordan Peterson's (2 months ago).
Well, in a way: They're more likely to just kill the girl for tempting the man...