I will be hyper-consolable.
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I will be hyper-consolable.
All smiles of course.
We were down there yesterday. Had terrific pizza at Spacca Napoli with our daughter, saw thousands converging on Soldier Field for a concert, and finished the day off as usual by barely escaping the menacing hordes with our lives.
What about “Please tell me Trump is dead.”
Deathwishing?
There probably is a conservative community here. But does it matter? Conservative online communities are everywhere. BlueSky offers people like me the ability to have a social media resource that isn't riddled (for me) with the worst of conservatism.
Fucking ICE cowards.
Glasses?
I can hear the purring.
The only mode Democrats should be in is regime-ending.
Fuck yeah
The disaster will not be silenced.
Will you be leading a first-ever for The Atlantic cooking class?
They don't want to lose the instruments that they believe secure their own tyranny.
They sold the statue to the county, which is going to put it elsewhere in the county and the local Lost Causers are still whining about "erasing" their "history".
I'd like to think both lead to Hell, so when Trump is sitting there taking turns blowing Satan with Rush Limbaugh, he can wonder about the other choice for eternity.
More often than not, prayers are answered by people doing the right thing. As a nation we have continually failed our children on this front.
Wonder how the guards' duty pay compares to the fired custodial workers?
That's Trump's model for stimulus -- with the poison gas of course.
...fick trump
Gotta nominate Tim Calhoun if you want to bring in the wayward Dixie Democrats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaem...
They are too busy trying to figure out why their approval rating is so low!
The world's largest wind producer is pissed off that he can't sell it.
The common attribute of everything Trump and MAGA thinks is excellent is complete and utter mediocrity. There is no hill too mundane to die on.
🎯
"I'm a real boy" energy through and through from this orange dumbshit.
He doesn't exist in my blue sky.
My response would have been two words, but that's why Pritzker is Governor and not me.
My dogs are 40 up on Trump.
He can use it like Herschel Walker used his.
Why would you burn art?
What if you wipe your ass with a Trump flag?
Conservatives are staunchly opposed to actual conservation.
Gotta have that buyer's market for labor to make the oligarchs happier.
Obvious follow-up about the Tate brothers wasn't asked.
Right? I can't fathom a person who doesn't want to just tell that flaming asshole to fuck right off and keep fucking off.
I almost called an ambulance just thinking about trying to do that with my feet.
Does Grassley realize that he's being neutered by the people he wants to "set up for success"?
These fascist fuckers are absolutely relentless.
He can have shitty makeup… it’s a free country. I just hope he succumbs soon.
Your job is being threatened by the rapid advances in Real Stupidity.
It is when they are covering up the President being a rapist of minors.
EWB
Strange but true!
It's going to look like it was showered in gold.
I'm begging him to go to Hell.
People who would also say Hitler Was Right About Everything.
I'm not buying this argument. If someone intends to kill another and does it by a process that is not the fastest way to achieve that person's death to conceal their intent, it is still a homicide. Nations can behave the same way.
Well we know he doesn't have classified documents in his bathroom, because that's not a crime under this Administration.
The prequisites are “any of”, not “all of”.
Can you imagine being Dan Bongino and having to look at that face in the mirror every day?
If you've ever had a Grok conversation I think this is probably fair.
Trump should go lecture Germany (or send his stooge JV Dunce) about not being so negative about the Third Reich.
She hasn't figured out that it's not just his views that make him (and most of MAGA) repugnant. It's his intellectual bad faith that should condemn him to the abyss of anonymity.
He also doesn't understand how stupidity works.
And a coffee mug.
SHIRT PLEASE
They've realized that AI can regurgitate more efficiently than they can, so they're coming up with original content.
What a douche.
The joy of her faith just shines through as she talks about her admiration for the anti-Christ and his afterlife coup ambitions.
So THAT's what Elon Musk calls his penis. The Lafufu.
My Ranger wasn't nearly that dumb.
He loves that golden color. Especially to be showered with it.
How much in utero alcohol does one have to consume to get eyes that far apart?
Wonder who Trump trafficked to him.
Hey hey -- their houses didn't necessarily vote with them!
Ted being Ted does not make him wrong about Bork. Hypocrites can be and often are correct.
You would be wrong about my answer then.
If Trump wasn't such a wanna-be tough guy who really only wants his narcissistic supply, the only deal he'd present to Putin would be a letter telling him to get out of Ukraine, thank you for your attention to this matter.
They're going to send that guy to Jared.
These guys are flying their Dunning-Kruger flags about cities that they know nothing about. Not that James Comer knows much about anything.
“He is a visual person” sounds just like how one might describe a racist.
Shirt please.
That's not a resignation?
It was the place I was most surprised to find artifacts that were from the collection of Phil Collins.
The plaintiff appears to be ... aggrieved of anyone who has sex for purposes other than producing more giant-foreheaded offspring.
Here I thought I might not have heard The Good News.
I can't stand that fucking song.
They always look exactly like what you think they will look like. He's got that "not allowed within 1000 ft of a school" look down pat.
Doesn't the modern reading of 2A enshrine that shot (under the right circumstances) in our Constitution?
Because the regime is politically aligned with the shooter.
This thing is layers and layers of complete existential hilarity that will cause our doom.
TIL Jimmy Carrer served his 26-year term in reverse.
Certainly!
I have that pretty much down pat.
Don't forget 2.5 - Importer, middlemen, and retailer mark the tariff up.
Ken Paxton looks like he was incubated face-first in a frying pan.
Meritocracy in the current American sense and mediocrity are synonyms.
The meritocracy is remarkably inbred.
Illinois dares Texas to come and take them.
I've seen parking garages with more character.
we pitch a big tent.
Especially the fringe, because they represent the most imaginative out-of-the-box conservative school of thought.
Accountability is always for thee.
Blocking is forgiveness of all future trespasses.
Or they could just read their Bluesky posts.
Unfortunately the Turd Reich is not in similar death throes.
