His body double is on the way. Disney World is going to loan the administration their animatronic robot donald. He looks good.
donald has not spoken in public in a week. Fear not, the administration is negotiating with Disney World to borrow their animatronic robot.
Woodrow Wilson served as president for two years and four months AFTER he suffered a stroke.
Princeton. Woodrow Wilson spent 25 years there. He also served as president for two years and four months AFTER he suffered a stroke.
It sounds like a job for ChatGPT.
Is this truly him? His buddy Vladimir uses body doubles all the time, and donald wants to be just like Vlad.
Yuri Andropov had been dead for three days when they propped him atop Lenin’s Mausoleum “waving” to the crowd. Or so I heard. Once. Can’t quite remember where.
I support labor unions. I’ve been a member of labor unions. But today’s holiday, Labor Day, celebrates and honors all workers, whether they are unionized or not. It’s not Labor Union Day; it’s Labor Day.
The Hillbilly Vanilli
As Summer 2025 winds down, let me say July sucked royally. Excessive heat and humidity. Seven days over 90 degrees and in the high 80s the rest of the month. August was sublime, comfortably warm, dry, sunny and breezy. Now, at least in my part of the world, September is off to a spectacular start.
Happy Labor Day! For a few hours this holiday weekend I was gleeful just contemplating the possibility that the speculations could be true. Alas, so ephemeral.
Elon Musk is The Demon Seed.
Chilling Elon Musk is The Demon Seed.
Would you just get a look of that mulching! I salute our National Guard.
I’m not going to just drink Champagne the moment I hear the son-of-a-bitch is dead, despite the hour of the day, every year afterwards I’m going to drink Champagne on the anniversary of the blessed occasion.
Corporations are not people and the world should be a very unsafe place for billionaires.
I intend to celebrate every year on that date until the end of my life.
He said he’s dying in two weeks. I hate him.
1920s reproduction, well-made, bought off the curb in Brooklyn for dirt cheap.
That’s $19.99 a pound.
I’m having a hotdog for supper this Labor Weekend. An 8-pack of Nathan’s for $2.99. For the record, lobster was not less than $19.99 once all summer. The first time in my life.
He has united BRIC against us. He has alienated us from NATO. Everything he puts his filthy little fingers on, rots. He is the greatest scourge to ever befall this nation.
Sidewalk in Soundview Bronx, New York, USA
The Teamsters for sure.
Robots have taken blue collar jobs, and advanced AI is going after white collar jobs at a rapid rate. If the oligarchs want us to consume, they will have to provide a Guaranteed Minimum Income.
Animal House Hella Jelly Sativa THC 22.8% Just two puffs works wonders.
Fuck Israel! Fuck Israel! Fuck Israel!
Fuck Israel! Fuck Israel! Fuck Israel!
He survived? Come back with better news.
Have you been to his grave at at Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis, Missouri? It smells like an unflushed public toilet.
It’s very stressful on the heart. Pump up the volume!
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#ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory
Obliterated? Go tell it to Iran.
He’ll be back bloviating on Wednesday, September 3rd when some of the Epstein victims have a press conference. His attempt at distraction will not work, so he might as well just go someplace and die.
Olbermann is wrong. I do know WTF is going on with him. He’s rotting from the inside out. All malignant forces do. I am in NYC and I can still smell his stench.
What an utter disgrace.
Strong deterrence is not the only solution. Neutralize the thug!
When assholes die, I celebrate. I will not apologize for that. I will not ask for forgiveness. Ashli Babbitt is dead and I’ll drink to that.
Every time I see a picture of him, I thank my lucky stars it’s not a scratch-n-sniff.
Every time I see a photo of him I thank the Lord up above it’s not a scratch-n-sniff.
You are not still a flame when you are only smoke.
All ugly vehicles should be banned and the designers need to be rounded up and punished.
Doo-Dah Doo-Dah
Nobody won the one billion dollar Powerball jackpot last night. Monday is the next drawing. I can wait until then. Show me the money! Tax the rich!
Professor MacWilliams warned us nearly a decade ago that.
You can. Just audition for a community theater production of “Guys and Dolls.”
Yo donald, not feeling well? Take two cyanide and call me in the morning.
Chump's Such A Fucking LIAR.....
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Just the rumor mill musings that he was dead put me in such a good mood today. A little extra bounce in my step, ya know?
It’s not him. Vladimir sent him a body double. He says he uses them all the time.
Leonid Brezhnev died in 1982 at the age of 75. Yuri Andropov died in 1984 at the age of 69. They were both dead for at least a day before it was announced.
Me too!
I know a snowball has a better chance in hell, but I am spending the two dollars. If I win, yes, tax the rich!
I use Crazy Drops. Faster relief.
You see that Chuck Schumer? You see that Kirsten Gillibrand? You see that Hakeem Jeffries? You see that Ken Martin? This is why you are all in the twilight of your public service careers. Zohran Mamdani will be the 111th mayor of New York City.
Michelle Obama was the only one with the self-respect to not attend the inauguration. I bet she doesn’t go to the funeral either.
If you make excuses for the un-American garbage that stormed our capitol building on January 6, 2021, you are as deplorable as they are. Death to MAGA!
youtu.be/yuU4pFcEgWo Baron von Bomburst meets his fate.
Hey ICE, head to the City of Brotherly Love. The authorities there will melt you down into a polluted puddle.
He’s not dead. Goddamnit!
From the beginning, the Roberts Court has been a corporatist court, and a corporatist court is a fascist court. More than anyone else, John Roberts destroyed the Voting Rights Act. The damage he has done is incalculable, and his legacy is beyond salvage.
Natural Disaster - Emergency Relief = Chaos = Police State
bsky.app/profile/dona... You will want to block this one. This un-American MAGA Deplorable has no place here.
That looks like a proper burial. Entirely undeserved.
If you know this MAGA Deplorable Stacy, call Child Protective Services right away.
Oh look, New Hampshire abstains. “Live Free or Die”? Well, go ahead and die then.
At next month’s United Nations General Assembly, Russia, Israel, and the United States, will be treated with the scorn they all deserve.
Lukas Schubert: Coming Soon to a Men’s Bathroom Stall Near You!
No vaccines, they’re too dangerous. Go buy a gun.
Are you a pole vaulter? No, I’m German, and how did you know my name is Walter?
Gov Newsome posted this....
Scared? Joni Ernst is Washington D.C.’s number one coward. She thinks the senator’s elevator is her safe space.
Can the inbred outbreed?
Can the inbred outbreed?
Like their flag, they are a lost cause.
RFK, Jr. is out for a midday stroll.
A recall election? Will it be free and fair?
She is a disgrace. Thirty years in D.C. with absolutely nothing to show for it. Her word is worthless. It’s outrageous she has the audacity to even put her name forward. She must be removed from the public arena.
Ashli Babbitt was a disgusting lowlife un-American insurrectionist. She betrayed her oath, she soiled our uniform, and she went to her grave in shame. May she rot.
Oink Oink Oink Oink Oh yeah, fuck Israel!
The man is poison and he needs to be neutralized.
I just woke up. What do you mean he’s not dead? Release the Epstein Files! Death to Putin! Fuck Israel! Now, some coffee.
Josh Hawley too.
Couldn’t a drone cover it with paint, or ignite it?
Disgraceful
Matryoshka strikes again!
From now through 2028, all MAGA electoral victories will be illegitimate. Nothing but Democratic victories will be valid. donald has never won anything fair and square and he will never “win” again.
Susan “My word is worthless” Collins is in the twilight of her public service career.
Any election results that do not have the Democrats victorious will be illegitimate and the sooner that treasonous mental midget wraps his pea-sized brain around that fact the better off he will be.
Any election results that do not have the Democrats victorious will be illegitimate and the sooner that treasonous mental midget wraps his pea-sized brain around that fact the better off he will be.
What a disgrace!
donald’s roots as an asset to our adversary do date back to the Soviet era. Krasnov’s 40th anniversary of being a traitor to our nation is coming up in 2027.