I went to bed at like 9:30 last night, so you just know I'm gonna stay up to asshole o clock every night for the next 8 months
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I went to bed at like 9:30 last night, so you just know I'm gonna stay up to asshole o clock every night for the next 8 months
The only time I drive is my commute to work & I constantly wonder how people are such shit drivers. Then I remember that I was taught to drive by two dumb boys I was dating in hs who had each been driving for less than 2 years & that was good enough to get my license & I've had one ever since.
While driving yesterday, I was once again dumbfounded that I am allowed to operate a thousand pound death machine just because some scatterbrained 16 year old impressed a bored civil servant 4 decades ago.
I have to confess something. it's about the climate. it...it was all me. I put a battery in the regular trash one time. sorry, everybody. during the water wars you can eat me.
I think we could solve this if they'd finally take my suggestion and make blocking and reporting junk on a txt inflict a small amount of physical pain on the sender.
Writing a beautiful love poem. What rhymes with sphincter?
"thinked her" like "I thinked her face was pretty" or similar, make it your own obv.
"oh, you don't believe me? well here's a picture of a rubber puppet of a thing that doesn't exist. guess you feel pretty stupid now"
GUILTY (gavel bangs)
yeah, well, joke's on you, I happen to like bitching.
Nope. Can't even see it.
I don't know what a labubu is and I'm not going to. I'm gonna just let it float on by until it's not a thing anymore like I did with pokemon and my youth
surely this is a job for more and shittier A.I. probably
Yeah, I hardly ever lose the ol' cool. But when it happens, it definitely happens.
Some people, I'm not saying who, but SOME PEOPLE might just to push their luck too far one day, and on that day they will learn exactly how far was too far.
lucky for me, my mom isn't a photographer OH WAIT THIS JUST IN
but then only the criminals will have it.
I have a really hard time caring about somebody's photos of shit they did, and I am THE VERY WORST at pretending to.
ok, that's good info, thanks! Maybe I'll bounce around in some of the later seasons, see what's what.
I know I must have watched the first couple, and then a few sprinkled throughout here and there. I don't know why, but it just did not do it for me.
"smell that air, kids? that's julius caesar's last fart."
#pootopia
The world if we could all get over it and just eat shit.
oh good, I think that's my next stop. it looked at least interesting. I recently saw a thing ranking all the trek series, and #1 was DS9 which...I can not stand. That's when I was like, "oh, I get it. if trekkies hate it, I might love it."
COMPUTER, BEAM EVERYBODY'S SHIT INTO A PLATE OF MOZZARELLA STICKS
I've really been enjoying Strange New Worlds. I know some legit trekkies have problems with it, but sometimes it's got a real melancholy and loneliness to it. (this is also why I like Starfield, btw)
They're basically transporters, aren't they?
(full disclosure: I'm not a trekkie. I love some of Star Trek, but it's almost always the stuff that real trekkies hate, and vice versa.)
smart. I eat fast, I'll never know the difference.
Yeah, but isn't that about Khan and conquest and genetic enhancements? And not about the dumbest possible shit in the universe?
in star trek they don't really talk about how humanity got through the time when dumb loud assholes embraced preventable diseases
Ok, good, it worked. Thank you.
everybody scream “negligee” as loud as you can on the count of three, oh fuck you, just do it.
I don’t care what anybody younger than me thinks. Or anybody older than me. Or people my exact age. Including me. Fuck all those ppl.
everybody shut the fuck up - I almost figured out why they named that movie “Face/Off”
By age 30, you should have a magic act, your own ministry, some prostitute friends, and an omnipotent, all-loving father who orchestrates your crucifixion
ok, now what
Garrus is a good guy. Not my romantic cup of tea personally, but I would absolutely vouch for the guy.
there's a video game series I like and the next game is slated to come out just far enough into the future that I'm not 100% sure any of this will exist then
Dr. Liara T'Soni thinks she and my various Captains Shepard are still together, I'm sure of it. Don't ever tell her otherwise. I couldn't deal with it.
i constantly think about this post
Not yet quite dead?
What, my dear lady disdain, are you yet living?
I can not break up with computer game people. Sorry. I cannae dew it.
forcing kids to say a little god poem once a day works just about as well as it sounds like it would
You know, I always thought I’d vibe with that sexy grinch lady…
From fecal material secretly collected from Putin in Alaska we will make a potion to revive Donald Trump. by Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr
Randy Googleman, if I’m not mistaken.
100% Yeah, he’s a prick, but he’s the prick who pretty much IS Pink Floyd.
They say, do what you can not fucking stand, and you’ll never work a day in your life, or something similar.
look, let’s hear him out ok
It was, erm, let’s say *not* gilmour’s favorite Floyd album, but MAN, the guitar on “Fletcher Memorial Home” is so freaking good.
Listen, clothing, I am a size “medium” it’s just that I am technically, physically a lot larger than that so just be fucking cool about it, ok?
potayto-potahto this year I guess.
“Oh, you don’t support dying from getting your leg sawed off with a rusty hacksaw? Welp, guess you must love gangrene!!!!!”
Jesus fucking christ, I hope these newsom stans really are being paid, because it’d be sad to know there’s someone who actually thinks like that.
Oh man, it is SO the time of year to listen to this record…
As a major Cap Fan and Sarah Morgan Disapprover I appreciate all Frogues of all classes.
I misread this as "hamburglar" and good news, it works just as well.
so does this mean "we're all gonna die" is available as a campaign slogan?
worst. voltron. ever.
is a threat good if it makes you instantly burst out laughing
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: if this shark that is currently eating me is serious about solutions for all americans, I find all this biting and chewing to be very curious behavior.
not the point, but doors don't have any other places besides outside and inside. acting like you can lock them in more places than that doesn't make you tough. it makes you sound like you aren't 100% sure what a "door" is.
well, whatever they're paying him to barely exist, the guy is EARNING it.
This man is an operative. He's getting paid millions by Republican megadonors to be as weak as possible
oh yeah, everybody's just on here lovin' on chuck schumer and his DNC principles (whatever they might be)
GROSS. it is so weird and not relatable the way some people really love face to face meetings. It's practically a religion for some folks.
I have my first in-person work meeting since winter of 2020 god, I hope I own pants that have belt loops that still fit my unholy form...
oh, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to actually watch. I don't need those sounds and visuals in my life.
it's going to be so stupid and/or awful
I am not emotionally prepared to go to bed. I'm concerned that it will lead to stuff like waking up tomorrow morning and things of that nature
Exactly. It’s this or dumber.
anyway, not psyched that tomorrow is simultaneously monday (the worst day of the week) and also tuesday (the worst day of the week)
He would announce that he’s allowed to be president from beyond the grave before he would ever resign, come the fuck on.
‘proof of life, folks, I call it proof of life, and nobody can believe how alive I am, look at this, it’s today’s newspaper, newspaper is a sort of an old fashioned word, people don’t like to say it, but it’s all a part of this big beautiful proof of life’ (a spring pops out like a cartoon clock)
“Listen, a lot of people are calling me the first ghost president, nobody ever talked about ghosts, we’re bringing them back”
I like videos that say “learn to visualize the guitar fretboard in 30 minutes!” because you most certainly fucking do not
like it's kind of scary to be right near someone who is that healthy and fine
the obvious explanation is that he got too healthy, and all the camera ppl were afraid to get near him
only thing that totally makes sense
as our pal @weltschmerz.bsky.social might say, I don't see the typos of friends.
I can tell he's totally fine by the way cameras aren't allowed anywhere near him and we haven't heard him try to speak in days.
atheism means it's never too early for Xmas decorations
I tried to read that, and then I tried again, and it sort of turned into that thing where you get into a roundabout and you can't get out
it seems harsh but you gotta call the cops on her, she can’t get away with this.
trick question, obv, there’s no plural b/c there’s only one of them
I’m being told that miracle max’s trip to the white house is just a routine sudden emergency visit
a modest proposal: let’s not elect almost dead ppl
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
There's something really funny about how Gen Z has realised that all you have to do is film yourself making shocked faces and mouthing WOOOOW to hit songs from the 70s and 80s and put it on YT and it's basically a free money transfer service from boomers
and your plants will roll with it either way.
the thing is no matter how dumb the Rudy story sounds, I am 100% sure it’s actually dumber
did you want to check if it was true or just print it?
This is the kind of thing you post at 6:54 if you might be dead.
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
ok so wait did giuliani run trump over is that what happened or what
The life of a hero, I guess.
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