His medical staff is using bed pans
Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critical thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that
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His medical staff is using bed pans
Looking a little strokey in that picture
LETS GO HEART FAILURE LETS GO 👏🏻 👏🏻
I’d like to see Nadler stand up to maga with a large catholic school paddle, and claim the title of “Nadler the Paddler” before he leaves
ABC is gonna bend over and spread cheeks again
Another day of productive scavenging due to the Trump grocery prices. Housefly with accompanying ants. #HouseFlySky #ReleaseTheEpstein_Flies
It was M-Pounded
20 years ago, the GOP had us bogged down in Baghdad, Nasriyah ,and Falluja. Now they have us bogged down in DC, LA , and ….. Birmingham
The same people who voted for war with Venezuela are the same people who want to give him the Nobel Peace Prize
The extremely popular Roblox “horror escape room” game, with the goal of simply trying to stay away from pedophile Jeffrey Epstein and get tf off his island, prompts La. Attorney General to open a lawsuit, ban of popular YouTuber www.kalb.com/2025/08/29/r...
After barley affording groceries for the past few months due to the extremely high costs that Trump caused, I stumbled across a potential meal. Tree grub with accompanying ants. Bonapetite #TreeGrubHub #ReleaseTheEpstien_Files
And don’t get caught with 2.1 oz’s of marijuana either….
I ….. threw the sandwich We all ….. threw the sandwich
She did her assignment. She doesn’t need to be reelected
And now you can’t mask up because if you do, somehow you’re a lone unarmed ICE agent looking for a fight
You’d have to come back to the present day. Which means modern day forensics initiated by the Justice Project in 2009, would clear Joe Rogan, releasing him after 25 years of a life sentence 😫
Lutherans are here too …. and evangelical 😮
New Coke was designed to distract from Iran/Contra, maybe there’s something burning in the kitchen they want to distract from …EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
The late 70s early 80s was the wildest time of my life
Using the “Force feeding the force” defense because ICE genuinely looked starved and malnourished
The evangelicals of Germany swiftly turned into Nazis, much like the evangelicals in America swiftly turned into Magas
I went and Googled *people with 34 felonies* …. and it showed me a picture of the president of the United States
If this was their drill weekend, or part of their summer drill, it might work…. But title 10 orders?? 🤣
Better than scaring the public with weapons, serving the public with trash bags 🫡
Ding Dong Perino’s not gonna be happy with this and demand Cracker Barrel change their scheme back
My crawfish net just wiped out an entire flock of mallards the other day and I was just as shocked as RFKjr must’ve been
We give Texas back to Mexico and issue an apology for the actions of Sam Houston and the Mexican War
All the Gov has to do is initiate flags to everyone in the Maryland guard. They can’t deploy anywhere or be issued a firearm until that flag is lifted
At this point, we’re beating public health with a mallet with pieces flying off until it works
…. burn it with him wrapped in it? 🤔
Ive been waking up every morning and screaming “You bunch of stupid f-ng idiots!!”… Everyday since I woke up on Nov 6
I’ve been mispronouncing his name as “ Tom Hoe-Man”
Hard to believe 47 made his was out there to dance to this song, but I was born in the 70s so I’ve seen crazier
Batter fried French fried fries. They’re delicious
We can always comeback later and posthumously execute him like the English did Cromwell
Disobey all unlawful orders fellow Americans
The world should boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. The only countries competing should be Russia’s axis of evil and that includes US
But I didn’t need to know that and I feel like Mr. D ‘Angelo has more to say
They’re gonna take so much credit for crime being down despite it already being down since 20
All because they listened to that one maga customer who came in and trashed their DEI section 4 years ago. Good going Target
Trump is known for cooking the books, Nazis are known for burning them
I bet she had enough civility not to 💩 on the floor of the Capitol unlike her Republican colleagues
Leesville man who tried to rape 7-year-old agrees to be physically, mentally, emotionally and chemically castrated as part of plea deal www.kalb.com/2025/08/19/l...
Grill man on the run after Colorado park ranger was poked with BBQ fork at Staunton State Park www.kktv.com/2025/08/19/d...
Keep talking about this until he releases the files or jumps off the White House roof
Smithsonian will have an exhibit of Nazis burning books, and Trump cooking them
They need to retire Ding Dong from the morning show if she’s ok with the potus doing the same thing
Only because he opened it up and it was a vegetarian sub. Had it been loaded down with pork and cheese, they’d be asking for Subway catering
That’s how they do me on Twitter when I 💩 post about 47
The K She B is going to partner up with Pepsi and print the unredacted Epstein report on the bottom of 16oz and 2 liter bottle caps
I bet he does as of last Friday
Either that … or hang pots and pans out in the porch and bang on them when ICE is out like they did on “Andor”
If the Gore campaign had exploited this in 2000, it never would’ve went to scotus
They thought they were just cutting medical care for people
As Louisiana enters its 19th consecutive month with maga Gov Jeff Landry at the helm, a random skidder is engulfed by fire in rural Natchitoches Parish www.kalb.com/2025/08/18/n...
I wanna say it’s either Alex Salkind’s “Superman” or the Nakatomi Plaza disaster from “Die Hard”
She could still declare herself the winner and move all her stuff in while Trumpedo is in Fl. Then order a drone strike on his convoy when he tries to come back and check her…
Begin Epstein Litigation Assessment
Hogan with the halo 😐 👼🏾 💀
Body language says Putin made Trump clothe himself in underwear that was shat in by Lavrov 10 minutes earlier
We’re playing soccer. 47 picked the ball up and threw it in our goal and the refs (“the media”) allowed the point. Gov Newsom did the same thing and the refs “(the media)” allowed Trump to take a free kick and now the score is now 2-0
Courtesy of Donald Trump via Christian Nationalists via Vlad “the Gonad” Putin
Can somebody explain this event in the new Army Fitness Test? Looks like operating a floor buffer for 2:28 minutes (males) or 3:25 for females gets you a score of 60?
Labor/prison camp detainee risks life and heroically escapes from FCI Oakdale II Satellite Labor/Prison Camp www.kalb.com/2025/08/15/i...
People have been saying over the past few weeks that mentioning “Epstein Files” has a therapeutic effect on reducing ankle swelling
This is NOT okay! Call your reps! Order them to protect Human Rights for ALL!
This is gonna make Moodys declare that we’re in a recession and downgrade our credit
“Say ‘Esptien Files’ one more time and I’ll invade Minneapolis…”
Maybe he’s already made the sale and the GOP just lost control of the house and 2 seats in the Senate
$20 for chicken breasts same pack was $9 back in Nov
Housefly nonchalantly doing some arm washing #HouseflySky
I believe right wing podcasters and influencers were clamoring for #ReleaseTheEpstien_Files since at least Jam1 2021. But lets release the full redacted report to see why Garland failed so miserably at doing what we elected Biden to do #DontReleaseThePedo_Philes
The First family’s voracious appetite for cocaine rivals Biden’s appetite for ice cream
It’s time to stop obeying unlawful orders
Natchitoches receives $1.1M federal grant to construct road obstructions to slow down emergency vehicles, all in the name of “road safety” www.kalb.com/2025/08/07/n...
Which club sir? “NINE!!
I think you’re right. We’re sounding like how maga and the T-Party was the last 4 years #ReleaseTheEpstein_Files
And loose 2 senate seats
With “last call” being 2:50am, new lounge brings ‘upscale’ nightlife to downtown Alexandria www.kalb.com/2025/08/10/n...
I’d like to think he was mulling leaping off the roof
Let the thought of singing Stegosaurus’ momentarily distract you from the fact that Madame Maxwell is quite possibly moments away from a pardon
I’m not sure if Putin offered 47 an absurd amount of Trummpcoin for Alaska, that he wouldn’t take it and run
That “bastard” he’s mentioning are all the bastards in his own party 80 years later
They’re putting together incentives and bonuses that rivaled what the Army did before they surged Iraq 20 years ago
And if you try to repost on Twitter where maga has taken over, they shut your account down
People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it! 8/8/25
Republicans came in the kitchen talking about “LET US COOK WE COOK FASTER!!!” They put the heat on nine, pan full of oil standing around the stove laughing
The FBI went after all of the above under Janet Reno and after it was discovered that the vast majority of offenders were in Texas ie: Waco etc… they changed strategy
🔥
If we hear of internal ICE people letting the immigrants out behind the regimes back, I’d hold out hope that it’s this guy
“Russia, if you’re listening, I wonder if you could find…. …… the Epstein Files….. (you’d be rewarded mightily by our right wing podcasters)”
Shreveport police looking for ‘smug looking man’ in homicide at Lifestyle Apartments www.ksla.com/2025/08/06/s...
I considered it. Still kinda considering it
Because we were talking about the Epstein files so much, he briefly considered it….. Keep it up guys, we’ve almost got him
…. and that contracts says he can lie and keep his job. If he told the truth, then he’d be cancelled
Almost like… the Pedophile platform is so bad, they got to cheat on every election from here on out
I give it 20 days in some places
Tapper if Biden had said it
😑 wonder why he was walking around on the roof today 😑