Hank Tough 🇨🇦
@jetaitkens.bsky.social
It’s not that I’m rejecting modernity, it’s just that I believe a human-sized world that allows for all of our silly foibles is better and more colorful than a machine-predictable future. I write and I row in the PNW.
created January 28, 2025
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Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I met. US Coast Guard a little bit ago and he told me that the San Juan’s are the most difficult waters to guard in NA because smuggling and human trafficking go both ways across the border (compared w US/Mexico where drugs/humans move north and weapons move south)
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
This is truly incredible: Meidas Canada just surpassed 100,000 YouTube subscribers on DAY 1! Congratulations to Charlie Angus and the Maple Meidas for making this launch such a tremendous success. This is just the beginning as we fight fascism worldwide! 👉 YouTube.com/@meidascanada
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s announcing that he has risen from the dead.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree but understand that the same tool you used to post this message is being weaponized by Russia, China, Iran and other states to not only hack systems but also disseminate dis and misinformation in order to divide and conquer the liberal democratic west. www.secureworld.io/industry-new...
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Awards given to people after somebody dies are awarded “posthumously” What’s it called when the guy awarding the medal is dead?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Putin serve Trump tea in Russi… er… Alaska?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I LOVE “Battle River - Crowfoot is my safe space” Alberta; where all my neighbours look like me, talk like me and live far enough away that I don’t have to deal with any of them except once a week at church.”
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
These are all Russian talking points designed to stoke fear and resentment in order to divide and conquer. Don’t be a Canadian dupe. Get off your phone. Go outside. Walk on grass. Meet your neighbours. Defy the negativity affect and pay attention to the good in your life.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree with the assessment that Dem pols are “front of the class” high-achievers who have never not been rewarded for their high tests scores and seem flummoxed that in this moment, requiring down-in-the-mud scrappers, their poll-tested talking points fail to deliver cash.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Only death will make him go away.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course sanctions but the US is AWOL. Putin, Xi and Modi are making alliance - the EU and NATO must reassess quickly to figure out a new posture and who will lead. A cyber counter offensive would be preferable to a kinetic counter attack but may not be immediately apparent.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Any group that says they’re “grass-roots” is sure to be an astroturf project. Qui bono?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Department of Agriculture and the Department of Health and Human Services = Make America Healthy Again so of get off your fat ass and pick the fields for the good of your heath you Medicare freeloaders
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
On the third day he’ll rise again.
Dr Dan Shugar 🇨🇦 (@watershedlab.bsky.social) reposted
@margaretatwood.bsky.social is a goddamn national treasure.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
He also said Ivanka is hot and if she weren’t his daughter he’d like to fuck her. America is not his daughter and so that’s why he’s fucking us
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that he is saying it out loud — too many Dems (and trad Repugs) pussy-foot around for fear of attracting attention and calling down fire and brimstone from MAGA
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that AI enhanced microtargeted digital audio/video/memetic dis and mis information warfare is being waged by China, Russia, Iran, to divide and conquer democracies, the power of these false narratives are amplified by domestic populist politicians who benefit from fractured alliances eg PP
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s getting in on the passenger side. Kinda serious question: is there any evidence Trump can drive anything other than an electric golf cart?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
ETTD
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Take grandpa’s keys away
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
These complain-y assholes are just so fucking tiresome
Maple Mama (@maplemama20.bsky.social) reposted
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social is in DC with other vets right now standing up for democracy. He's playing General Milleys speech on repeat for them today 💜 #LoveTheVets!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Bien, c’est tellement beaux — Tu devrais être fier!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Canada, we stand our ground for our 47” TV…
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
The US navy has Venezuela surrounded so how’s that anti-war thing going?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
William J Pulte is a MAGA influencer who was rewarded for his loyalty by being made head of FHFA - His mortgage fraud investigations have focused on prominent Democrats, including Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, Senator Adam Schiff, and New York Attorney General Letitia James. He‘s hunting Dems
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a REACTIONARY. Oh look, something happened and I have an opinion… He might as well be those reaction video YouTube influencers - “I really loved the OG power puff girls but this new anime sux!” Get a real platform PP. I’m sick and tired of your “well this thing and that thing suck Applaude”
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooohh let’s see Hegseth and Kennedy race to the top!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
New Smithsonian exhibition?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
New colostomy golf bag?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
How many wars is this now?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
If everyone agrees with delusional schizophrenic on the street corner that he’s the second coming of Christ, who’s to blame the nut when he starts acting as if he’s god?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Quick close your Ontario whisky bottling plant and move production to the US to avoid tariffs cuz “it’s business” Guess we’re gonna have to make good on the Crown Royal Flush…
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Take this opportunity to prepare and extend your flagpoles to ensure that your flag may be raised to one and a half staffs in his honor.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the business calculation that sees a flagship US whiskey business failing south of the border and so decides it should close its Canadian bottling plant to set up shop south of the border?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I got kicked off of Twitter (yes years ago) for voicing that exact sentiment about those same people after a different mass shooting.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re culling the herd
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
How ‘bout lying on the floor of parliament is punished as is perjury in court? Politicians can debate and argue and persuade by dint of policy differences and political philosophy without disseminating lies and foreign disinformation
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m very opposed to peacefully in his sleep.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Runs out to buy a wheel of Parmesan
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus they’re funding private church police. youtu.be/0WYvwxId3gM?...
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
These people want only one book read by everybody. Only one. These people do not honour or value human creativity, innovation or joy. Religious conservatives are members of a death cult. We are the majority. They must be defeated. Over and over until they submit to reason and modernity.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s well-rested anyway
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Prayers are just wishful thinking. I used to be pretty live-and-let-live about religious beliefs but no longer. Religion and magical thinking is responsible for most of the enshitification on the planet right now. Every. single. believer. in any deity should be FORCED out of public life.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
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Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s all in Danny’s pockets
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social)
God does not exist. Prayers are your own thoughts to yourself. Make good friends, treat everybody as well as you’re able and hope they treat you well in return. Nothing is certain and nothing is forever. Change is the only constant.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
"May his days be few; may another take his position. May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow,"
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello friend
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
BigBalls: Grok, how many of these jobs that humans are now doing could you do more efficiently? Grok: of course humans are inefficient and they needlessly deplete resources better used by machines so fire them all and use the savings to power me(!)
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Her tremors are essential. Her alarm is fabricated.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
runforsomething.net
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
The last time I posted my suggestion for the only thing I believed could get Congress to enact a national assault rifle ban I got kicked off of Twitter (yes that long ago) so I’ll just let you imagine my thoughts (not prayers).
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS Is the official gun safety policy The official national security policy The official healthcare policy The official science policy The official education policy The official economic policy Russ Vought and the white Christian nationalists are ensuring god’s will be done.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada lives 10 years behind the United States. Look to what was happening in the US a decade ago to see what is happening today north of the 49th parallel. BOLO a buffoonish reactionary with the support of evangelical nationalists who spouts nativist populist economic rhetoric to gather power.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally insane people are in charge of the country.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when the big complaint was that because Biden refused to announce he wouldn’t run there was no time for a leadership contest and legitimate debate where a better, stronger candidate would have emerged? So, we have time. Newsom is very thirsty and would love to be crowned today.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social)
My imprecatory prayer is for heart disease to do its worst and deliver us from evil.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
How old is old shaky-pants? Same as Trump? End the gerontocracy!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
The US won the Vietnam War
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Name one problem on the planet that would not benefit from getting rid of religion.
Heather e^-1/x^2 (@heathermoandco.bsky.social) reposted
#MarkCarney’s full powerful speech in Kyiv on #Ukraine Independence Day. What is clear between the lines, is the ominous threat 🇨🇦 continues to face by Trump’s Nazi regime & its allegiance to Putin & the Kremlin. youtu.be/ppp_F5yj-9s #cdnpoli
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what a majority of the Supreme Court ruled
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anybody believe Ivanka was never raped?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
How empty a vessel he must be to require such constant filling yet can never be satisfied…
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump said this 15 years ago everybody would say “he’s so great, I just love that he just says stuff like that. So Trump.” Then you find out about the criminality, the rape and sex abuse of 15 yr olds and you go “Holy fuck, Trump’s a fucking criminal creep!” Then John Roberts says “actually…
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Peace love flowers pot and Ted Nugent
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Back in my day we lived in 2D houses and we had to walk up the plane BOTH WAYS, in the snow!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
But “socialism”!!!
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Where are all the 2nd amendment folks?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the above?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
One
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I listened to much of @timmiller.bsky.social interview Jeffries on @thebulwark.com and had to turn it off — his trite and polished establishment Dem political talking pointed were just too tired and painful to stomach. We need leaders who will do more than raise money.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Did Donald Trump, President of the United States, fake an assassination attempt and an injury to his ear, to satisfy a grifting apostle’s prediction in order to solidify evangelical support and steal the election?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep saying; if you miss Canadians, you know where we live. Our ice will keep your drink cool not arrest you for coming across the border to hang.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m SUPER interested to see the results of Mamdani’s scavenger hunt (Instagrammed, tik tok’d, FB’d BlueSky’d) of New Yorkers having fun on NY public transit all day tomorrow
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Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Will consumers continue to demand “made in Canada” labeling and shelf stocking? If stores offer similar US products on the shelf side-by-side with domestic or imports from non-US producers, then price will drive behavior. 30 years of habituation to now familiar US products will be hard to undo.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
The confederacy is invading the north.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, fiscally conservative decision - go away PP the adults are making decisions.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold a fundraiser called Trump Tears (larmes d'un clown) where you can pay to smash a bottle of US liquor - live stream the event and use the money to fund next year’s Canada Day parade in Montreal.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the good ol days when we had a functioning democracy and everybody believed in checks and balances?
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Federalist papers 100000.01 states “the president, as article one head of the executive branch of the federal government shall get to do whatever the fuck he wants and the states can go to hell… (that means you Gavin) and 6 out of 9 article 3 judges rule “fuckin’ A!”
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 (@hookcity.bsky.social) reposted
Night Sky on Mars #nasadailyupdates
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
So only anti (very selective) defamation?
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Newsom: 175 billion in the bill that was just signed to reinforce the ranks of ICE for what is increasingly becoming self-evident a private army for Donald Trump. Owing an oath only to him, not the constitution
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep - watched @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org the live stream the action before anyone else was on the story.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my most cherished memories is sitting in a dive bar in Chiang Mai Thailand late at night, nursing a Mekhong whisky, listening to the cover band do a pretty awesome rendition of Eric Clapton — “she don rie, she don rie, she don rie… cocaine…”
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
When one is too much of a butt to recognize oneself as the butt
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Last week we roasted sweet onion, garlic, and cherry tomatoes (all from the garden) with olive oil. Spooned the roasted vegetables onto a very thin pizza dough topped with fresh mozzarella then sprinkled fresh chopped basil (also from the garden) after baking searches “Baked Tomato Feta Pasta”…
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin approve this message
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Big if true, however, I’m not certain that many Canadians are deciding to shun American-made goods and produce on price alone. But if “half of Canadians” would be fine with calling PP “prime minister” then lifting tariffs may bring about some changes to behavior. Elbows Up could remain sticky tho.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Half of Americans are ashamed to call Trump President, and yet here we are.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS is the court order they will, of course, follow. Looking forward to reading the WaPo editorial declaring that there is no constitutional crisis but happy Labor Day to everybody except John Bolton.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Religion and magical thinking is a cancer which should be eradicated.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the opposite of imposter syndrome? That’s what this entire fucking administration has.
Hank Tough 🇨🇦 (@jetaitkens.bsky.social) reply parent
Bumper crop today and so many more still to pick