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created October 29, 2024

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You sound like you're having mitochondrial challenges.

13/9/2025, 8:11:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

I was homeless for awhile in my early 20s. Pulling up out of it was incredibly hard, and I didn’t have some of the disadvantages that others did. I’ll gladly punch Kilmeade in the face if I ever see him in person.

13/9/2025, 7:40:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Then stop letting these assholes be the most vocal voices of your “faith”. Until then, miss me with the “not all Christians“.

13/9/2025, 7:07:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Fox host, on the air, advocated for killing homeless people via lethal injection. As some of you know, I was homeless for a while in my early 20s. I pulled myself out of it, but it was hard. I don’t want to hear one more goddamn peep about people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk.

13/9/2025, 6:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re as funny as RFK Jr is a medical expert.

13/9/2025, 5:56:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t you have some sewage to go swim in?

13/9/2025, 5:24:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then he got a panicked look in his eyes. Oh wait.

12/9/2025, 11:34:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s weird though; when he was bloviating on Fox he looked pretty normal. (For him) I wonder if it comes and goes maybe? I am not an expert, here.

12/9/2025, 11:24:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

So you’re just utterly ignoring all cultural context in favor of spouting pseudoscience you clearly don’t really understand. No wonder you have so much stuff from RFK Jr on your timeline.

12/9/2025, 11:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You like to say “melanin levels” a lot.

12/9/2025, 10:54:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No answer, then. Judging by your profile picture, I bet you have strong opinions about Super Bowl halftime shows, too.

12/9/2025, 10:50:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, you totally used an Excel sheet to figure this out, didn’t you?

12/9/2025, 5:54:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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61.9%? rookie numbers.

12/9/2025, 5:48:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this some lameass version of “I have a black friend”? Remember Diamond and Silk? No race is a monolith (guess what thinking otherwise makes you) and there are grifters in every shade of the rainbow.

12/9/2025, 4:51:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many pictures of Biden were there with half of his face about to fall off?

12/9/2025, 6:07:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude hasn’t blinked in 8 months.

12/9/2025, 1:57:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would this be a…magic mirror?

11/9/2025, 9:21:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/9/2025, 9:04:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You all ever come through KC?

11/9/2025, 7:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s hard to be sure from a still image, but that sure looks like a stroke.

11/9/2025, 6:59:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re such a gremlin. I love it.

11/9/2025, 6:53:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude was in the middle of a sentence trying to minimize the impact of gun violence by blaming it on “gangs”.

11/9/2025, 6:02:08 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I going to celebrate and meme about Charlie Kirk’s death? No. Am I going to criticize those, many of whom suffered real harm in silence as a result of his rhetoric, who are doing so? Also no.

11/9/2025, 6:01:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If my shoulder were further along in healing, I’d offer!

11/9/2025, 5:46:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t have to deepthroat the boot.

11/9/2025, 5:14:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now THIS is actually sad.

11/9/2025, 6:41:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“He was a husband and father.” Many of the people who have been harmed by the rhetoric he espoused were parents, spouses, and children. I don’t want to hear it. I am against violence but will lose no sleep over his death no matter the emotional appeals made.

11/9/2025, 6:03:14 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do wonder why only one side is ever called upon to say that political violence is unacceptable.

10/9/2025, 9:27:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Pronoun politics”? Please fuck off, come back, and then find somewhere further to fuck off to.

10/9/2025, 6:24:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely another factor. Lots of long term leases/investments in commercial real estate that is cratering in value.

10/9/2025, 3:02:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not an iota of genuine faith in that entire room.

10/9/2025, 1:57:41 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orange is still my favorite color. I’m not letting him take that away from me.

9/9/2025, 11:23:54 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fellow old (slightly less I suppose) guy here. We were absolutely not encouraged to bring guns to school. I lived in a rural town, and occasionally guns would come to school in gun racks, usually inadvertently. At the very least they’d be sent home, if not suspended.

9/9/2025, 9:34:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/9/2025, 7:35:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like KC a lot, but I hate the state.

9/9/2025, 7:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They think the left idolizes Clinton like the right idolizes Trump. When, in fact, we find them both to be gross.

9/9/2025, 3:17:57 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slightly diminish a book Wuthering Slight Elevation

8/9/2025, 4:08:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’ve always been nice in our interactions.

7/9/2025, 11:14:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will die before he faces any accountability. Many in his administration, however, are much younger and healthier and will eventually have to answer for what they've done.

7/9/2025, 12:16:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social is the best.

6/9/2025, 10:14:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That second one. Holy crap.

6/9/2025, 6:06:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh. Mildred’s mostly keeps me alive and thankfully I’ve never seen anything like this there.

6/9/2025, 6:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What absolute nonsense is ”abundance” being used as a code word for here?

6/9/2025, 6:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sold out. :(

5/9/2025, 11:07:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jkdjeff.bsky.social (@jkdjeff.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not THAT surprising really. The NRA’s only purpose is to help the industry sell more guns (and ammo).

5/9/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CARE ABOUT EXACTLY WHAT I CARE ABOUT AND NOTHING ELSE

5/9/2025, 6:36:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You didn’t have one for him to miss.

5/9/2025, 6:32:23 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop posting my password.

5/9/2025, 4:56:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna try when I get home.

5/9/2025, 2:11:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god dammit I might go anyway.

5/9/2025, 12:41:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re not grapes and they’re not nuts!

3/9/2025, 5:25:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“To us, and only us” is chilling.

3/9/2025, 7:36:43 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was he brought up in a barn?

2/9/2025, 7:13:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be taking a while to put on the spackle.

2/9/2025, 6:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate Silver actually used to be a somewhat decent baseball analyst. If only he'd stuck with that.

2/9/2025, 6:12:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NATE'S LIVER

2/9/2025, 6:07:29 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

2/9/2025, 4:47:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll never forgive you, Frank.

2/9/2025, 4:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cars and fertilizer also have legitimate uses. Them killing people is an unintended side effect. Killing things is what guns are made for.

2/9/2025, 2:47:32 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 5:17:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:45:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My fellow dudes. Do not. FUCKING. Do this.

1/9/2025, 5:08:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

1/9/2025, 4:45:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:34:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not urinating again until he's dead. Hurry up.

31/8/2025, 6:10:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s harming people and his death is the only way that might stop.

30/8/2025, 6:16:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IT'S A COOKBOOK! A COOKBOOK!

30/8/2025, 7:03:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go towards the...hot! Lights are hot, right?

30/8/2025, 5:32:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope.

30/8/2025, 5:31:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live your life in a way that millions of people aren't waiting excitedly for news of your death.

30/8/2025, 5:19:15 AM | 362 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to see more detail on what help and services they're providing to people as part of this. That will significantly change my opinion.

29/8/2025, 11:05:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joel Osteen will be able to buy himself a whole new face. The current one is near the end of its warranty.

29/8/2025, 8:11:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the important questions. Did you ever get a chance to try the Soylent?

29/8/2025, 8:04:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you ate goldfish before they were baked, would it count as sushi?

29/8/2025, 7:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump’s health must be REALLY bad.

29/8/2025, 12:11:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will absolutely try to send this guy to Uganda too.

29/8/2025, 12:06:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should ask him what action he plans on taking, then. I'm sure it'll be something that involves MORE guns in schools, not less.

28/8/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He also spares some kids, but not others. Sorry, Timmy's mom, Timmy didn't make the cut.

28/8/2025, 9:09:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is right up there with the most callous things you can say at a time like this. "God saved my kid, but he didn't like yours enough to save them."

28/8/2025, 8:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These children died in pain and fear, sacrificed on the altar of this country’s sick obsession with guns. They didn’t go on a happy field trip to see Jesus. Trey Gowdy and his pinhead can fuck all the way off.

27/8/2025, 6:42:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really shows what amateurs the DOGE people were.

27/8/2025, 4:05:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This smells like a CO who got tired of just sitting around.

26/8/2025, 11:28:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s ALWAYS an unsecured S3 bucket.

26/8/2025, 10:50:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do they not have more self respect than this? Are the tenuous scraps of power they’re getting from him worth this self abasement?

26/8/2025, 10:47:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people building these things are gleefully amoral.

26/8/2025, 10:46:25 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should pre-empt an NFL game to show their wedding.

26/8/2025, 6:13:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He seems like a keeper! That’s very pretty.

26/8/2025, 5:55:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Roberts (although we should really call it the Trump) court does not care at all about stare decisis. They will allow flag burning to be criminalized.

26/8/2025, 12:33:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Notice they don’t say “puppy killer”.

25/8/2025, 7:12:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump shouldn’t be able to deport people to anywhere that he can’t find on a map.

25/8/2025, 5:37:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This idea that Snoop Dogg is some sort of benevolent weed grandpa now is ridiculous.

25/8/2025, 3:53:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people are incredibly coddled already. Why do you think we have any responsibility to coddle them further?

24/8/2025, 5:16:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of them are, but I take your point. The problem doesn’t end with him, but Trumpism has been a very specific confluence of factors. I don’t think it outlives him in its current form.

24/8/2025, 1:08:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I try very hard to be kind, in general. But this fucker has gleefully caused untold suffering and damaged this country in ways we may never recover from. He’s also damaged my relationship with my parents by convincing them to believe his bullshit. I hope his end is painful and soon.

23/8/2025, 11:41:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you need more money?

23/8/2025, 11:22:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I prefer Pritzker over Newsom? Yes. Are both far better than Trump? Also yes.

22/8/2025, 5:17:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Democratic Party has a huge problem with letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

22/8/2025, 2:17:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ate bouillon cubes as a kid.

21/8/2025, 6:45:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just riffing along. Sorry!

21/8/2025, 5:24:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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