Does chalk hurt their feelings now?
Does chalk hurt their feelings now?
That is foul. What the fuck.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of fucks.
Oh please let the fucker be dead.
Your title made me think of Stewart on MAD TV. ๐
Noem is going to crash out over this. ๐ฟ
So why are conservatives trying to pass legislation that hurts the most while accommodating and safeguarding 1% of the population?
No, they like Lincoln. They think Republicans of yesterday and today are the same because they have the critical thinking skills of a muddy rock.
Mike Johnson in the pedo files, confirmed.
Racist pedophiles who are still salty about the Confederacy losing the Civil War. You know, Republicans.
LMFAO that's his comeback? Jesus.
Every time a reply guy comes into a thread, an angel loses its wings. ๐ข
"Rigel IV, preparations are complete."
Atoms, dammit.
In a recent photo, she wasn't wearing pearls. She clutched her pearls so hard, she used her pearls to destroy the pearls. They're gone. Reduced to atoma. That's how alarmed she is!!!
If he does, I'm batman. ๐ฆ
Epstein is on the Trump list.
And I bet they're training their shitty LLM models on our data. Fuck this.
It was absolutely over once Republicans decided kids dying in school shootings was a-ok as long as the gun lobby money kept flowing into their wallets. Family values my flat white ass.
Oh fuck I want that shirt.
"Let him run America like a business!" Yea, it's going real swell.
This is the funniest video I've seen today... ๐๐ ๐คฃ #cat #catday #bluesky #animals
Plankton lol
If you're setting up security freezes on your credit reporting accounts, don't forget the fourth credit bureau, Innovis.
Me too! No idea who this person is, but if I blocked them too, they deserved it ๐
I enjoy your flavor of spice ๐
They are so inept. It's kind of funny despite the fires.
They'd need a forklift and a crane for that.
Oh thank god. Reason prevailed over Officer Snowflake's thin blue skin.
It was absolutely not passive. His actions were all so deliberate.
Sure hope that extra ad revenue from those clicks was worth it to them.
Well, sure. The supreme court made sure of that.
We all knew his second cabinet was going to be full to the brim with sycophants.
Quick, someone sell him on the idea of panda bears emerging from his Big Beautiful Faucet!
Yeah, both of em!
I mean, you *are* God. You do it!
Well, can the markets communicate this to Trump in a way he would understand? Perhaps using crayon? I volunteer to craft something even the big dumb diaper can understand.
Intelligence.
We mustache remember to thank folks for their attention to this matter!
Yes I imagine his sister knows her brother very well. Good job, sport! Want a sippy cup with a Kool aid jammer?
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Jesus Christ.
Probably Amendment i, the imaginary amendment.
Oh my god ๐๐๐
I like my new cat hat. Isn't it dashing?
Perhaps my stance here is wrong. I accept that possibility. I remain angry at the way he handled the investigation. The right-wing Justices aren't folks of character either, obviously, but my supposition was that if Garland was a SCJ, I don't feel he would have been a good one. That's all.
I happen to think he is not a man of character based on the way he handled Trump's investigation. I'm upset at the way our country is turning out, and I can't help but feel like Garland let this happen by kicking the can down the road for so long.
You're a hoax, you big dumb diaper.
At least he wasn't a supreme court justice. Imagine what chaos he would have unleashed if his inaction is any indication.
Yeah and then watch all his maga sycophants go "I never supported him." ๐
Land O Lakes Native lady and Aunt Jemima: "How does that feel, bro?"
Man, I sure fucking hope so. Hate and evil have ways of keeping people alive far beyond their years. When he does die, it will be a public celebration that rivals Margaret Thatcher (at least I hope).
Trump can't even settle the holy war his cankles are involved in.
JD, no. Your master is following in the footsteps of Hitler. Hope this helps.
When this man dies, the public celebration will rival Margaret Thatcher's.
BREAKING NEWS: The FBI has descended upon the house of John Bolton, former national security advisor to Donald Trump who broke with Trump and has openly criticized him. www.thebulwark.com/p/developing...
Wow. Can't say I saw that coming.
๐๐๐๐ Oh look a scawy wainbow!!! Aaaah! ๐ฑ
This is the way! ๐
If he could actually address an issue that'd be great.
You know what would be awesome? Airing this commercial during the Super Bowl. ๐
๐จ BREAKING: Republicans are lashing out at the creators of this new ad. They're TERRIFIED. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as pedophile-protectors. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
"Hey now. Them's fighting words!" -RFK's brain worm
That's nice, but where are the Trump Pedo files?
Who is fighting harder to protect America: Gavin Newsom or Trump?
Oh my god. ๐๐๐
Did he ask Gemini how to treat you? That would be the biggest concern
That's because she is the foreign asset influencing the American public. ๐คฎ
Hint: they're being driven insane because they're a bunch of thin-skinned snowflake bullies. And I am HERE for it!
If youโre trying to make it harder for people to vote, stop pretending to give a shit about democracy. Every American - regardless of their political views - deserves to have their voice heard.
Set up a PPV live stream at $20 a pop and watch our deficit disappear overnight.
I got $100 on chem trails
Watch out. We got a badass over here.
I knew he was a cyber fuck.
Hi, I'm Bast. Welcome to Kitty's Kitchen Table! Can I take your order, honey? #cats
Why didn't she at least do a Vanna White strut and tap if she's gonna get all that fancy? ๐
Gonna put this on for my cats and tell them it's their grand cat ๐
Hey Poison Ivy won't like the implication here, pal.
Humans owning humans is a dark page of our history that should never be repeated. Yes, the Smithsonian has the right idea.
I'd feel better with a bunch of grizzly bears patrolling these areas instead of roided out men seeking to harm for the lulz.
He's just jealous because the hippies have a head full of gorgeous hair.
Who cares. You can swear on a stack of Dungeons and Dragons character stories if you want. This "he didn't touch the bible!!!" take is meaningless.
Yeah, because they're schoolyard bullies.
My favorite was all the Republicans screeching "this is not appropriate!" Your fucking boss does this and you have nothing to say about that. Piss off. Republicans are the worst humanity has to offer.
They're DEI hires.
I'll have to check that out!
Sure right after his Buttery Males: The Hillary Clinton Story exposรฉ.
Ice, ice baby ๐
What have Sixth Sense and Titanic got in common? Icy dead people
Theres pleny for guys to do. Jeez. Letter 1) tase their nuts Number B) sword fight You just have to get creative.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Now we know who's writing her asinine briefings.
If these people get into Heaven, I'd like to make alternative arrangements, please.
Hey I see the cross is back! Alarmingly tiny though. Was it crafted by President Tiny Hands, perchance?