Johanne Spjelkavik
@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social
Redd for fascisme, stolt av røykeslutt i 2014, glad for årstider, tror ikke på trickle down economy. Pensjonert. Woke, I guess.
created November 19, 2024
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Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Stephen Miller is trolling us. There is no way he can expect anyone to believe this, or even to think that he is being serious. He demonstrates that 'we can say anything we want, and it will be regarded as reasonable and true, even if everybody knows it is not'.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn't there be some kind of test of elementary knowledge about how a system of government works, for people who want to be on a ballot?
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
✅
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Democrats can agree to shake their heads over this?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Denne er såpass ellevill at jeg ikke er sikker på at det har hendt. Jeg er sikker på at det ikke har hendt i et land vi ønsker å samhandle med. Har det vel? Har det vel? bsky.app/profile/atru...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
... and proudly took the first historic step into communism in the US!
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Trump: People go into war and then they get their asses kicked and they lose their country, Nobody goes into a war thinking they're going to lose. I'm sure Ukraine thought they were going to win. You don’t go into a war that’s 15 times your size
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
"Fremste aliierte" OK, bare ikke akkurat *vår*. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't someone *please* ask him who "they" are.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Vår Fremste Allierte, bare uten fri presse 🤦🏼♀️ bsky.app/profile/atru...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
... unless you are a mouse or a bird or another cat or the owner of a flower bed or just want to sit in your favorite chair or ...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
«Det hadde blitt ryddigere i norsk politikk, kirkeliv og teologi om KrF sluttet å kalle seg «kristelig».» Det er så stillferdig, nøkternt og sant.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the hand Putin shook. He's sealed it with gold lacquer.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
How long till the defenestration begins?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I decided to become an immigrant because I dislike immigrants 😕
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Åpenbart. Ordningen er foreldet, men både Kina og et forbruker-ruset Europa ser seg tjent med det, så ...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Nå er det vanlige milliardærers tur.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Det er en viss oppmerksomhet rundt det, men ikke mye, ikke nok. www.stortinget.no/no/Saker-og-...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Transport er altfor billig. www.tek.no/nyheter/guid...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
In my next life, I want a job where I can ignore and deny any fact that contradict my vision.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Er vi he-e-e-lt sikre på at vi vil ha en ettpartistat som Vår Fremste Allierte? bsky.app/profile/atru...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
If your argument is that people are too old or too young, your argument is not very strong.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Det er bare 11 grader, men sommeren er ikke helt slutt nord for 68 grader N.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Den uten sammenligning største overraskelsen denne valgkampen har vært venstresidens massive advarsler mot seg selv.
Matthew Scarborough 𓀀 (@mattitiahu.bsky.social) reposted
The core role of the university in society is the generational transmission of knowledge and rare skills. This has been already long forgotten by administrators who have prioritised rebranding universities as publicly-funded job-training centres in recent decades.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately he won't go to hell either 😞
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
🥴
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Only a reporter from the New York Times would ask a question I cannot answer.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😶😶😶No. They don't.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
"Constitutional authority" - what's that? www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I expect everyone to fulfill all my wishes. Preferably right away.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeg skjønner jo etterhvert at dette er SVs "offisielle" syn på MDG og utjevningsmandater - de bare *vil ikke ha det*. Jeg vurderte å bruke tid på å finne ut hvorfor, men vet ikke om jeg gidder ... 🤷🏼
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Teknisk sett er alle enkeltstemmer «bortkastet»; det er ikke tenkelig at en blokk vinner med én stemme. Man stemmer der man antar at man bidrar best til det større målet. Virkningen av MDG over eller under sperregrensen er mye mer enn ett mandat; det kan være avgjørende for *hele* venstresiden.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
So that's where all those people with tears in their eyes are now.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Dette så jeg virkelig ikke komme fra SV - jeg ventet snarere det motsatte. Jeg begriper det ikke - de vet da godt hva sperregrense og utjevningsmandater er. Og hva Listhaug er.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Hva *er* det som går av SV for tiden?! De later som sperregrense ikke er en ting og at utjevningsmandater ikke spiller noen rolle?! Det er sin egen side av midten de snakker om for f*! 😖
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
USA er noen andres fremste allierte nå. Usikker på når det snudde. bsky.app/profile/atru...
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
A tale of two vibes.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Could it be that Witkoff is not too smart? He does not learn easily?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
"Donbas is a very high price to pay, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
"If I got Russia to give up Moscow" is very descriptive of the fantasy world Trump lives in: Nothing needs to be related to reality.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
If Putin expected any kind of "strength" from Trump, he would never have met him.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Oppsiktsvekkende umusikalsk av Bergstø. Og en oppsiktsvekkende mangel på forståele av hvordan utjevningsmandater virker.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Why doesn't anyone ask how Putin can have such in-depth knowledge of American elections that he can just confirm things that have not been revealed in countless investigations in the United States?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm the person sitting behind you to your left. I'm vaguely uncomfortable with the present and will come over to your table when your waiter has delivered your order.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm perfectly comfortable not believing in a heaven after this life. But it's very problematic not to believe in a hell - at least for those who abuse animals.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Før i tiden var det hunden som spiste skolebøkene. De unge nå for tiden er bare "kan selv - kan selv" hele tiden. Da går det sånn. 😤
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeg blir med. Jeg er ikke medlem, men stemmer MDG nå først og fremst fordi jeg stort sett støtter dem, men også taktisk. Hvis de snur etter valget, blir jeg med på din plan.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
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Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin "knows" the election was rigged and who "actually" won it, but he had nothing to do with the election?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
So now the Russians control not only elections but also the electoral system?
witty-or-not.bsky.social (@witty-or-not.bsky.social) reposted
With Lucy Van Pelt as Vladimir Putin and Charlie Brown as The Trumper.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeg er ingen DDE-fan, men de har en fin strofe som jeg gjerne slutter meg til: «… men te Bodø må’n, sjøl om Jesus kjæm og dommedag e nær.» Det er rette holdningen.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Why does this entire administration struggle with the concept of linear time?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Isn't this Kristallnacht all over again?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Are American seat belts connected to some kind of riddle that you have to solve before you can unbuckle them? In Europe, we just press a button.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
What does he mean when he says "scrape away the filth"? Sounds alarming to me.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
They should definitely pay attention to them, I'm sure cloudberries would be a success once people get to taste them.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, it's a lot - I was very lucky this year! I make jam with gently crushed berries. It goes in the freezer in small portions that I use throughout the year. Used as bread spread.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
In many countries it *does* mean housing people. US is falling behind.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
On the other end of the scale: Yesterday I saw a golden eagle less than 10 meters (30 feet) away. Luckily it didn't stop in front of my face 😅 I don't see them often, very impressed each time. (I still envy you the hummingbird 😊)
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Just finished picking about three kilos of this delicacy 😋
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
From The Other Place:
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
"Våre fremste allierte"? Really? bsky.app/profile/atru...
Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver.bsky.social) reposted
To quote the late, great Carrie Fisher, things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
How will he know what I'm thinking about? 🤷🏼
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
*Adds to bucket list.*
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
😅 No. But sweeter 😊
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
They are very tasty! But unfortunately the "stone" inside makes up (far?) more than 50 % of it 😅 so you need a lot of them for even a little snack.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
If you rob a car from a driver, you don't get to keep the car because you won it in a fight. You have to give it back *and* you go to jail.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
There is no way *at all* that a country can "earn" another country's territory. No way *at all*.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
*Bergen Billedgalleri.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Nå er vi bare én høststorm unna å ha et 3D I C Dahl-maleri utenfor hytten. [I D Dahl: Birk i storm. Bergen Billedalleri.]
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
We have had over 30 degrees almost every day for a month up here - I am worried. My beloved blue (naked) mountains have been turning green (with forests) the last couple of decades or so ... 😟
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Og Norge kjøpte forsvarsmateriell fra USA for elleveognitti fantasillioner.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
These have riped the last couple of days (I think you call them "stone bramble"). At my summer house, far north of the Arctic Circle 😊
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Norwegians, Swedes and Danes are always bickering, but if someone from outside interferes, we stand together. The "story" of the 99 Swedes may have its origins in 1814 when Sweden (allegedly) wanted to invade Norway, but we ended up with a union (which lasted until 1905).
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Celery are candy to me (honestly!). I'll try to get used to knowing somenone who likes coriander ...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll never forgive them for bringing coriander. All the rest is mitigating circumstances though 😉
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Man skal ikke plage andre. Man skal være grei og snill. Og forøvrig kan man gjøre som man vil.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Er vi på sporet av en forklaring på hvordan Trump kom på at han "må ha" Canada og Grønland?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Det er mulig at 'velferd' og 'velstand' er blitt sauset sammen.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
We use ALST in economics and political science too. Excellent method!
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
ALST - the pinnacle of scientific method.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
You're overqualified.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally unrelated, but this is an incredibly beautiful item.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
They have been in total control for over half a year and have not conquered the deep state? How long will it take?
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
A stage dive would be great! I'm sure there's a huge crowd down there!
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not called 'noise' when it comes from a brook, it's called 'music' 😊
Texting Menace (@textingmenace.bsky.social) reposted
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
In about two weeks.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Sommernatta heromkring 💞
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
😊Same expression (from your profile pic) - very special eyes.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Look at this, @atomic-dog.bsky.social Your former self is here to see you.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
Verdifellesskapet med "våre fremste allierte" skrumper inn på helt sentrale områder. bsky.app/profile/bran...
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
😬
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social)
Det er oppskriften for byråkratiet i USA nå: Komme seg ned på knærne og trygle keiseren om tilgivelse. Tilgivelse for hva? For at du representerer virkeligheten, siden keiseren ikke liker den.
Johanne Spjelkavik (@johannespjelkavik.bsky.social) reply parent
I genuinely feel sorry for this guy. It seems like he's a little confused about how he got here, and how he's going to escape.