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I saw one wrapped in Hot Neon Pink. That was peak ugly.
Well shoot. I missed this part. For 3 months out of the year, I work as Santa's stunt double, the rest of the year I'm undercover. Something. Will add more later. π Please check out /profile/santas-stockings.bsky.social
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I saw one wrapped in Hot Neon Pink. That was peak ugly.
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Everybody Hurts
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
We do our best for the kids and never let them know how bad it is or can be
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Education in Texas, daily
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I spent most of my day thoroughly breaking down and writing an essay question.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll start the grill and cook up some dogs of my own.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like most of my friends already.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
How many times did we think the entire Baker family was dead? But no, those swamp dolk kept coming.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Or even donate a nail service for someone who could use a bit of beauty in their lives.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this sounds like the perfect opportunity to take a trip for some expert nail tech set.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
My pleasure!
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Be on the lookout for this small business as well. Sion is an amazing person and we'll worth your time and attention. Get ready to pounce when they post!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
When you get your admin tasks completed I'll promote your small business, too!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social)
Are you supporting this small business yet? Why not? Don't miss out.
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I can back that.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
And while I know thin and crispy is just a cracker with ketchup and cheese, I still love it
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This calls for Dwarven Battle Bread!
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Because I have had some incredibly generous donors I am almost halfway to my goal of $5k. Thank you all so very much. I don't want to interrupt my studying too much, but I wanted to say thank you all for your support and encouragement. I love you all!
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Quick update: I am well into the Special Education module and am learning about modern special education theory and finding examples in the classrooms where I am now. It's interesting how similar the classroom support theories and modern managerial processes truly are. gofund.me/5570f5dc
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Congrats!
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Don't listen, be who you want to be.
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I appreciate you posting this because a lot of people needed to hear it.
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Real Genius for making me proud to be a smart kid. And Return of the Jedi for being the first Star Wars movie I went to in the theater. And I owe my uncle a huge thank you for taking me so many times.
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Congrats!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe they could have filled it with black paint.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
And it's painful. I want suffering.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes and yes. It is the song and it's a visual Rick Roll.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?...
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If you're ever make it to Dallas I owe your dinner, and the biggest hug.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social)
Only one left, don't let it slip you by! And help out a small business owner.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
A job with ICE
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone else gets paid to write the movies on SyFy.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Megamania. It was a wild side scroller and tip down scroller on the Atari 2600.
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Done!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Just as bad as the "Don't work for the salary, work for the joy" crowd.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
This song came out when I was in middle school and I loved it and the whole album. This is a huge blast of nostalgia. Thank you!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Santa will make sure you go up a few slots on the nice list.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss doing things like this. I could only do it small scale, but I would pay for another person's meal, pre-pay for drinks at a convenience store, small things.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care who's on the list. They all belong in jail for the rest of their miserable lives.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Where does the First Naked Gun movie fit in with your movie plans?
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you so much for sharing. I really appreciate it.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I completed my second week on the job with students. And I didn't cry once. I quit twice, but came back about a minute later each time. And people have donated enough to cover 6 months of tuition to get my teaching credentials. π
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Me, for the moment.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Know your rights, Chicago. Ask for a warrant. Record the goons from a safe distance. We donβt want or need them here.
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The next big one will be celebrated for years
Freedom Writers Collaborative (@fwcollaborative.bsky.social) reposted
While making an arrest or conducting a search, ICE MUST present either a signed, judicial warrant to enter private property, or an admin. warrant from the government agency authorizing an arrest or seizure. Spread the word!
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Last night's clownery
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Share the playlist. π
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a big yea.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Definitely take care of the putty tat
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
That's good right, because I like the idea of a road chorus. And just being a bit silly.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope I'm interpreting this correctly because this makes me happy.
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICEβs time.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social)
I love the kids I work with, but today was a beating mentally. I am exhausted, but I am still positive this is where I want to take my life. gofund.me/dbfdf96c
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My state is such an embarrassment.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't argue
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry. All I can do is offer moral support, but I will.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Why was he let out?
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
You're welcome.
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I like celebrating artists, this is art. Practical use art, but art none the less.
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That's beautiful
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
The Producers. Hands down, no questions.
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Don't forget you're an amazing F-ing human being with a huge heart and lots of compassion, but a fiery and fierce bite for those who cross you. π€
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May the Force be with you
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I love this translation.
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Traguna Macoytee Trecorum Satis Dee (sp?)
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Cocaine Sharknado! It writes itself.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Cue SyFy!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe there should be something "T" related on Tuesdays? Let's see those Tacos.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
But it's spelled Luxury Yacht.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic!
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Comedian Brad Williams had a bit on this and it's funny as hell
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Congrats!
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DEAR MEN, YES YOU. LET THIS SINK IN Love this guy π
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was a new Microsoft Office program.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Loomer aka Sentient Chlamydia
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
And the teacher's assistants are paid even less.all educators deserve a livable wage.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
I love you, too. And I appreciate the kind words. You're a good man, and I've got your back when you need it
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
F*ck. I ruined it.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, why not.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Sentient Chlamydia
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
They all know Cheeto is setting a trap.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of us are one out of context post away from losing our jobs because of where we work and if we lose our jobs again we'll also be homeless and at risk of disappearing. Don't take silence for complicity. We have to look for other ways to rebel.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
They know Big Z is being set up for a trap and are coming as a United front against the New Axis of the US and Russia
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
We can play my copy of the Willow board game afterwards.
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Deadpool. The first one is still my favorite
jpaul13.bsky.social (@jpaul13.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, Dean Caine couldn't even make this list.