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Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer my satire papers to also ward off vampires. -1

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Or, you could make your dorm room look exactly like the Oval Office for under $80.

Jeff Carter (@radio-pinecone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The National Gardeners.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

What about “you” don’t you understand George? I mean seriously, some people… 🫠

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Light weights…

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Jarred from Subway?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

“We will be deploying the National Guard to Bluesky in the next 2 weeks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

They 💯 fed the internet’s criticism back into ChatGPT. “Not enough comas eh?” “How, about, now,?”

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s actually headed to Mars to scout his next golf course so we won’t see him for a while. Proof of life:

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring out your dead…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you tried jointing ICE, they do a ton of ‘napping. Oh sleep!! I was way off…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social)

Hot damn…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Insurance fraud.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

My mother’s birthday was the other day, there was a non-zero chance I wore the exact same thing the last time she saw me. “Nice shirt”… “Nailed it!” … or did I??

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Here you go. 🫠

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

JD hasn’t found a passable way to “work the mouth” yet.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

This either proves he’s a traitor hypocrite, or the fact that hair in a can still exists.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Or…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

MATH!

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Still highly arguable…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

“Trump then waved to the reporters”

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

But have you considered voting? Vote.org 🫣

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He is right? RIGHT?!?…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Things hit different if you deal with it daily. That’s why the IT Crowd failed, it felt like it was written by the people on the other side, not the IT staff themselves. It was more of a clown show than touching the zeitgeist of being in IT. The joke in IT is not themselves but the users.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean show me an office dweller that doesn’t like Office Space, and I’ll show you a GODDAMN LIAR! 🫠

Jenn Budd (@jennbudd.bsky.social) reposted

Great recruiting video. Join today to rake leaves & have a white guy in a suit order you around.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It will be fine when those 5000% cuts in pharmaceuticals hits. A single erection will now pay for the $100 temu shirt many times over 🫠

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He sure has taken as many vacations as the current POTUS. What like 8 in 6 months? Totally normal, SUPER READY!

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s also a GD liar… so unless ChatGPT is his doctor I would trust the family member more… Also it’s 2025, you don’t need facts, you just need to feel it. And I FEEL the Testosterone abuse story so…. 🤷‍♂️

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we no longer good on OpSec?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

*checks notes* 🥴

John (@johngoodman.bsky.social) reposted

realistic Star Trek

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Soooo?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

And only for 52 weekends a year!

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry for your loss.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

HEY! He single handedly added 22 billion jobs this month. Just wait for the jobs report 🫠

Dr. Scott Crotum (@tdickyb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

On this day in 2010, Obama wore a tan suit.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I deleted my previous reply because I tend to forget not everyone knows me and my humor.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

And for syndication: BEAM ME UP! Your unalienable rights have have been alienated. Take our quiz now!

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

BREAKING!: Your unalienable rights have been alienated. Subscribe now to find out which.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

At 249 years old you’re expected to shit your diaper occasionally.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Tallow, eh?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but, what’s the current price of Brawndo??

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

🖕

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Breaking: John Bolton has announced his candidacy for President in 2028.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Yawn… where are the files?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve been trying to reach you about your democracy’s extended warranty.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning interview of shame… she was likely carrying her shoes too.

NPR (@npr.org) reposted

Two Russian cruise missiles hit a U.S. electronics plant in the far west of Ukraine. The strike was part of an overnight barrage of more than 600 drones and missiles.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

In NYC crazy people have been known to throw hatchets at people…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

TWIST: It wasn’t the trees, it was the poorly educated.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Van Drew (no relation) is a pompous ass. And is another stain on NJ… f that guy.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries, they will kill him with a Trump Ventilator ™️. 🙄

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

“Dev” says pay a dev to fix it. *hint* YOU’RE NOT A DEV” Also, you are giving 40-something IT staff palpitations.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

If you got it from Red Lobster I would take a moment to understand they closed almost a year ago. Otherwise, please proceed.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

To be technical; fuck that guy.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a Rustle…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Just leaving this here for no reason…. No reason at all.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Here lies WP, who died in darkness.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

“But”.. that’s a weird way to spell fas·cism. gfys

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

You again? I called the number but your mom isn’t taking any more reservations.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s 2025, we have updated your bingo card. It’s now a 30x30 card. We call it bingoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m over 30 so I’m good 🫠

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

*connect the dots gif* (because it’s 2025 and connect the dots apparently doesn’t exist anymore)

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

You know they didn’t splurge, that was all Catsup 💯

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

WK? 😂🥰

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

The scourge of NJ. F that guy, like all the way.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I see stupid people.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

“Unserious Reporter here from the Unserious Times. Question…”

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Neat. Don’t do this…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Run by hoagie

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

AI says I need a backiotomy.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what was in the missing 3 minutes of the Epstein tape? 🤔

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Mexico, if you’re listening. This is your chance to get Texas back, just say it’s yours now and TFG will gladly give it back in the name of peace. Cuba, we have a nice panhandle with your name on it too.

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Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

So what you’re saying is I shouldn’t claim the pidgins in that park I feed as individual dependents?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the thing 80% of the right believe. They hate their lives so much, they crave for the end of days. Where they will be gifted everything that will finally make them happy, or some shit 🤢

Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Oh my God

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I open this app this is the first post… I keep thinking the app is jacked but no, just another re-skeet.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

But I mean… that’s a lot of fellatio for two men at their age.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe he’s actually shouting: “Ask me about the pee tape…”

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@nothoodlum.bsky.social) reposted

Piers Morgan posted this and quickly deleted it. I don’t think he even looked at this meme. 😂

Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor.bsky.social) reposted

Judge Katsas, useful idiot, this morning on left. AG Bondi this afternoon on right.

zzorgon.bsky.social (@zzorgon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

What if you’re northern Italian in the winter but Sicilian in the summer?

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s either a a huge dog in a field of hay, or a tiny dog in a bunch of moss. These are the only two choices.

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I said this in my head with a Spanish accent. Moy perfecto…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at that grass…

Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 (@justdrewit.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s just those 6 oysters in the picture, right?