he's firing himself
he's firing himself
ageism ain't cool, he still wants to compete, UNC obviously thinks it has nothing to lose, I'm not sure I see your point.
looks like you're studiously, and correctly, avoiding calling ole Jake a journalist. hoping it's by design. it wouldn't be unseemly except he hasn't been a journalist since leaving the WH press corps for CNN as Pres Obama succinctly put it. W&B made their bones doing actual important journalism.
dude, smh, there's a joke about 3 megalomaniacs in the same room just waiting for your take here.
yeah, except for the 8 super bowl rings I sorta agree...
maga spell-check
natural selection baby, can we speed it up?
putin w/ a seriously gay vibe, just sayin'...
diapers
the "Jeopardy" effect, I blame 🇨🇦 by way of Alex Trebek...
well, tbf, pab gonna pab...
everybody's dt jr impression...
meal ticket in danger, might have to work for a living, ignore it and it might go away, 3 reasons why...
dude, smh, uncalled for. even Philly fans pass on that shit...
and then there's RFK jr, all the same but without the bassackward, country bumpkin, Foghorn Leghorn accent...
all cats are pussies...
yeah, but with Speaker Neguse, or Speaker McGovern, or Speaker Crow, or Speaker Dean, or Speaker Crockett, or Speaker Scanlon, or Speaker Stansbury, but mostly ANYBODY BUT HAKEEM "PAUSE" JEFFERIES...
sounds like June Cleaver telling Ward Cleaver that he was hard on the beaver last night...
gov't house monitors, that's the ticket, noem in every home, it even rhymes!
book deals, access, and celebrity...
what does this even mean?
wow, matt gaetz looks like shit!...
cuz there's probs a serious level of "mock" involved.
Bernie should reprise his inaugural meme and park his ass outside of whalebros office until he quits.
"hand", lol...
gettin' ready to replace the 'mesicans'...
or before? I mean are zombies technically alive? and the white house already suffers the undead, non-reflecting hair in a can cuck stephen miller, is more proof even necessary?
yo, dipshit, republicans in congress, REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS, ffs...
pretty sure she's not in that loop, so yeah, she'd still be whateverin', whereverin'...
no, but there was Alexander Haig tryna butt in line ahead of GHWB when Reagan was shot.
I thought being able to keep your shoes on would mitigate the mitochondrial burden, my bad...
didn't a dem candidate just win an Iowa state senate election in a trump +11 district? in a landslide? all bets are off, Ann Selzer was just a tad ahead of her time.
gonna have to fight for space with the ballworms...
to that farm upstate where your pet dog from your childhood was sent.
only 29,000,000 or so to go. 30 million was the campaign promise so really gonna have to ramp it up...
yeah, I stuccoed my ceiling with black beans once, feeling your pain.
jfc dude, "the self-respect of congressional republicans"? did the nyt edit that line? ffs...
believe he's termed out, political obscurity awaits.
what about the "2 girlfriend" theory, has that been ruled out?
need that 15yr old girl who kicked blueballs ass on the 5, there's another small asshole needs some tending to...
welcome to the block party...
depends on the patient, eh?...
you know that part in the horror movie where the guy looks down at his plate and it's worms?...
"An Hilarious Optical Illusion"... even comic book ad writers were grammatically correct and obviously educated back in the day, and the depiction of zuckerberg, well, outfuckingstanding!
that's Uncle Spam silly, of course he's gay, lol...
tbf, Epstein island is no longer available...
I'd like, just once, for a reporter to ask a follow-up like, "is that because you're a chickenshit motherfucker?"...
wait'll them baptists and ken paxton find out about the sex toys part, you'll hear 'em howling in Tulsa... well, joining in with the Tulsa howling coming from ryan walters' office anyway...
we should ALL look up to Canada...
hl mencken was right about everything...
Tom Cancy's The Joy of Sex
rimming for fun and profit, mostly profit...
Tom Clancy's Little Bo Peep
dude, maybe it's time to stop talking and start doing, these mf's aren't listening...
wait til they call for aerating green spaces, the horror...
hand juicing ain't a thing per mcmahon, who would know...
dude, given the audience, this is perfect for AI generated content.
there's a shooting (w)rappers joke in there somewhere...
cheung and nutlick get the biscuits...
warfighting garbage... ffs
circle (the) jerk is what it was, lol...
I've seen clowns with less makeup .
yeah, that's why he did it, thanks for clearing that up for everybody.
lol, $5.60... want to pay $9? and that's "gourmet" bread. you do you, I don't have enough patience to waste it on you, bless your heart...
televangelist chic...
groceries higher? check... I do all the grocery shopping for my family. get the Vons/Albertsons app, get the Kroger/Ralph's app, check weekly deals. Get a $65 Costco membership, buy pantry in bulk. I choose to see it as a challenge, not depression inducing, already enough other stuff for that.
Arlo Guthrie should sue his ass...
apparently, the balls were also blue...
but that isn't representative of bread pricing. Celiac disease affects a little less than 1% of the population, so, what's the 99% paying? also, she didn't say anything about being gluten free, she said bread was $9 a loaf. c'mon man, smh...
and your Schar bread is representative of overall bread prices? c'mon now...
shades of X, "lonely old man" indeed. a wagyu beef sampler is $185.00 a pound at Costco, but 88/12 gr beef is $5.49 a pound. you want to pay $9 for bread, knock yourself out but don't paint it as representative of bread pricing. ffs...
never walk free, and he'll never walk alone...
don't amplify bullshit. a $9 loaf of bread? gmafb, even Dave's Killer bread is like $5.95 and you can get it on sale for $4. this is just fear mongering and not even quality fear mongering at that. maybe go back to explaining shit to Sarah in all caps, smdh...
..take out...
it was difficult negotiating the end of the refrigerator wars...
highest murder rate by state, top 3, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama. violent crime rate, Alaska, 759 per 100k, Arkansas, 645 per 100k, Louisiana, despite having the largest number of LEO per capital, consistently is ranked the worst state for crime in the US...
you've lost the plot Mark. I don't have to block you, just not follow you. clearly, "you don't care"...
he's probably trying to get her gynecological records just in case.
Hakeem needs his balls back...
lol, you don't get off that easy, btw, I'm really cuban so I know something about losing a country, living in exile, milicianos in the streets and all that comes with it. we're way past "getting under his skin".
and I thought that with the new furniture tariffs your chef class countertop became cost prohibitive and you had to abandon your paella dreams, smh...
your shit's getting tired homes...
faux world cup trophy, lead with gold paint...
be some funny shit if a teen girl carjacked the beast...
wait'll the NFL season starts, lol.
waiting for Heinz 58 and beyond...
🎶"you're on your way, you're making it, BIG TIME!"🎶
"may the Schwartz be with you"
just an observation, you'd think homie had some yellow shorts, just sayin'...
fry cook gigs are all taken...
as long as the donut shops stay open...
alternatively, dead people don't need health care...
maybe if Nickelodeon slime was involved?
trump be like, "what's an ick test?"
putins like, "donjunia and gumms might fall for that shit, I'm not looking down, not pulling your finger, and how bout we talk about your participation in a multinational sex ring with Epstein and that French model agency guy who just suicided?"...
already done, keep up, see @popehatnamechanges.bsky.social
c'mon man, you had "gypsies, tramps and thieves" right there, smh...
you get what you pay for...
Waco redux...