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Great game, albeit a bit complicated/complex for my tastes.
Too cool to be lame, too lame to be cool
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Great game, albeit a bit complicated/complex for my tastes.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This man is older than the invention of the chocolate chip cookie and yet somehow is still an elected representative of the US government. We are not a serious country.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Diet Stephen Miller
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, where do I fund this idea?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social)
“Magic is real, how can all these people be wrong about believing that a magic being will just magically fix their problems?”
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This is man drunk off of power
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the one child policy failed and there’s a disproportionate male to female ratio that forced them to do that? Imagine that
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
If people are choosing not to have kids to extend it, then how is it not toxic? That’s the crux here.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally read up on this shit out of interest lol, it blows my mind that both countries, both of which have fairly good standards of living, have to beg the population to have kids. If that doesn’t scream how bad both cultures are to both parents and kids, then what will ultimately?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you kidding me? There is hard data to suggest both countries will age out due to the lack of population replacement between both countries, there is no “assertion” about it. You can go pout and deny it if it makes you fell better about it I guess.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s also true of South Korea, both are their cultures are so toxic that people actively choose not to extend it via reproduction. That’s pretty damn bad.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Japan as an ethnostate: “Aw that’s cool, man, it’s what they want!” Japan having strict gun laws to protect the public: “Aw come on, man, it won’t hurt anybody if someone in Japan had a .45 for protection…”
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
She doesn’t want to admit she fucked up, that’s the crux of this. This woman would rather go down in flames than concede that she lied and got herself into this mess on her actions, like a true conservative.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The media is complicit with it, that’s why
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s especially glaring considering that no one at the White House would even bother eating at one, much less setting a single foot in one.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
One week
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does he look like an evil warlock that’s gonna offer a young mother a bag of gold coins for her baby child? It’s uncanny really.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The time it takes for the employee to come and unlock the case is incorporated into the game time so you gotta make it count
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah man, I can’t imagine why people would still be mad about systemic rape of civilians inflicted upon them by an invading neighbor country, what a puzzle.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
So are we getting an Xbox console port or not?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Hakeem is a fantastic answer for why the DNC has turned into spineless mush
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The bad/weak leadership ran out anyone who wouldn’t step in line with their ineffective governing.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda hard to say he’s unpatriotic when he’s been one of the most vocal mouthpieces for the American war machine for many years but okay I guess
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine if the rest of NATO kicked the US out
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll never forget all the alt right incels being literally angry about the Wolfenstein games and declared them woke, lotta people told on themselves with that one.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
You keep responding back though so again, why? What are you actually accomplishing here?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
You keep trying to win this, why? You gain nothing nothing substantial from thus so again, why? Do you have a craven need to be ultimately correct, to be the winner? What is it?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the person who keeps responding to me in order to win for some reason. You are useless and in no way of making actual change because you are too combative and self absorbed as a person to actually achieve your goals.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa, someone is doing some passive aggressive shit in an attempt to discredit me in the future, what an obvious move on your part. You’re so weak.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
No one cares, you are fighting a losing battle
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, no one does so die mad about it.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why no one respects your political opinions in real life
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Buffalo Bill out there rubbing his hands over this information
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
“Our brave and fearless leader just figured out the secret to cold fusion, just another day for the world’s smartest geriatric leader! May his genius shine on us all!”
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty hard not to though, considering much of US history is literally full of minority groups just getting fucked over again and again.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks like a cheap wig, which makes it even worse.
quoth the snow leopard, "nevermorg" (@apoapsis.bsky.social) reposted
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
That one was SATISFYING to watch
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Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that’s not gonna happen lol, not because it’s a bad or anything but the hype just isn’t there for it compared to how it’s been for Superman with the general public.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude wants to be Goebbels so bad
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Calling your wife "bro": ridiculous gen z nonsense Calling your wife "brother": completely different and cool
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Down 1,200%? So the pharmaceutical industry would owe money to people on these medications you speak of?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a million dollar riff though, practically carried a whole band based on its recognizability alone.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmmm maybe having a senile, vengeful old man lead a country is actually bad.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
In an attempt to distract, yes.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
If they are to be believed, Obama and Clinton, along with a gang of Trump usual enemies, conspired to manufacture the Epstein files years and years ago to frame Trump and stop him from electoral victory despite he somehow winning two elections anyway.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
>Hates China and routinely shits on them in a old nasally voice >Also has no problem licking the dog shit of the bottom of their shoe and doing what they demand of him. The Great American, everybody
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Mental illness
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Always has been
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This is comically absurd, like it’s horrible but it’s also funny that these people are so evil that they have to make War on Terror era propaganda to promote their evil actions and think “Yeah, that’s dope!” when they finished watching it. Pathetic on multiple levels too.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s changed his excuse like 4-5 times at this point.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, let’s go after the guy who literally gave you the keys to power through his media empire, what could go wrong?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
On the other hand, it’s honestly fitting that Christians got involved in a crypto scam, as they too love to give their money to something they cannot see in front of them.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the thing that truly makes it crazy, like why would they go through the effort to “frame” him with manufactured evidence and they still couldn’t stop him? Nailed it right on the head there, it’s the classic fascism trope of your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This just adds more to my theory that Obama getting elected truly broke people like Mullin’s brains so badly that they memory holed Bush’s entire presidency.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social)
Crazy how this weeks has had one celebrity death that truly impacted people and were genuinely upset about it and now we got another celebrity death that’s the exact opposite and people are just openly mocking and laughing about it. The internet is wild.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit vermin like yourself?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
That show was creepy as shit too, Hulk was like super-possessive of his daughter and literally stalked her one episode with a hidden GPS in her car.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
I would hope so for how they charged for all those skin packs, especially the celebrity and pop culture ones
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
You must be a pretty insecure person in general if you’re a nosy conservative shit talking people about tattoos.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The world is a cold place
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
At some point, you gotta think the billionaires in the day funding this shit have to realize that this guy will only doom them because he’s been given too much power and it’s gonna affect their finances eventually, always does.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is literally the old man president in Patton Oswalt’s so many birthdays bit at this point. He’s literally senile at this point.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Then ban those particular sports instead of a blanket ban? Is that hard?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, they already have a rough time recruiting fresh numbers so why not make it even more difficult by doing stuff like this?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes and no, the past will still be a thing after this. However if it’s based on the recent Secret Wars, then the different Marvel universes will become one and that’s the continuity going forward.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It means they’re going back to square one and starting off a fresh slate
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
You know what? Does this old sack of shit actually watch football? Like I feel like he doesn’t because otherwise what other reason would there be for him giving that much of a shit about this. Did Dan Synder write this out?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
How many times are we gonna let that woman just boldface lie about voting for Trump’s agenda and act outraged about it?
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of the time a white guy in a grocery store complaining to me about how Aunt Jemima isn’t a thing anymore. Like my guy, it’s under a new name now, you can still enjoy it, and also, why does a product having a racist name matters to you so much? That same sentiment applies here too.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
People, I give you the Grand Champions of Karens in all her rude, terrible glory
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
This 100% sounds like something Rodney would do
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, he was always a craven, spineless weasel before he got the job so this is on brand for him.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw well that stinks a little, they could do such cool things with current tech but hopefully it does come back one day.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The man’s made some great movies and is a fairly great writer, I think he can do it.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The desperation, it reeks a pungent odor
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, peak Futurama was just on another level back then. That and Luck of the Fryish could make a stone cry.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
They have some great singles from those records, that piano riff in Clocks is fucking cool
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like how a child is obsessed with a cartoon character, these people are no different and many similarities can be found between the two.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
They just keep making this so obvious
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The idea that all three of them conspired years ago to make that up is such obvious bullshit, like come ON! Dude is clearly desperate if he’s gonna make up such utter nonsense. Lady Goebbels next to him isn’t even buying it based on her face alone and that woman lies for him daily.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like he’s trying to issue a command but also writing it like a tacky slogan at the same time. Dude’s forever in campaign mode.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear that conservative men are like the cattiest, pettiest people outside of the Karen archetype, they live for being over-dramatic pieces of shit at all times.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably one of my fave Rammstein songs, that chorus is killer
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
The convenience of vaping has its perks but the high is never the same and I end up getting a respiratory infection almost anytime I regularly do it.
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
Fact that some democrats are wasting time talking about Zohran being too extreme as legislation passes by republicans to do the largest wealth transfer in history from the poor to the extreme rich tells you all you need to know
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social)
Two things can be true: The evil people are winning in turning America into their awful vision through bad faith and cheating AND the Constitution was never going to work if it was left as is and treated like this divine thing that just can’t be given teeth out of faith that people won’t be evil.
Jason Buck (@jasonbuck.bsky.social) reposted
Pretty fucking flippant of an administration stocked with millionaires and billionaires to make crass jokes about socialism while shepherding through a budget that increases wealth inequality only fueling more people to want to adopt socialism.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
These people really do have daddy issues, don’t they?
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
kind of funny that americans think that once you become mayor, you can just enact sharia law. like zero understanding of the legislative process. just raise your hand and say "ok it's sharia time now"
Pugberto Dancing Multiverse (@pugbertofficial.bsky.social) reposted
"Stage Select 1" Mega Man X (1993)
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social)
Hell yes
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
A limp handshake made him doubt George Dubya so it’s definitely possible that he became so disappointed that he took the job in Saudi Arabia to get away from it.
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
That midlife crisis hair cut
Mike Honcho (@lasergoblin666.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s fine, Randy, I’ll just wait until I can get the complete edition for a fraction of that like I did with the other ones.