It was kind of a long uphill slog followed by a breathtakingly rapid fall
Always becoming, never being. Accidental paralegal by way of Germanic linguistics, reluctant occupant of a blue dot in a red state. Baker, puzzler, hiker, knitter, runner, slave to Pola the calico. Forever chasing the dopamine.
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It was kind of a long uphill slog followed by a breathtakingly rapid fall
It still is on Tubi and Pluto
Been saying that from Day One, imagine the giant fucking inevitable lawsuit
And none of them knew what they were voting for š¤·š¼āāļø
You will have to pry āpatriarchyā from my cold, dead hands (the term, not the system)
In other news, water is wet
Follow the money.
Yeah I always wondered about that
Thatās chump change considering how much he and his spawn have raked in in crypto fees
Iām capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time
He really is as useless as tits on a fish
So the House goes on vacay to give the FBI a few days to excise any mention of Trump from the Epstein docs. Cool cool cool
@iwriteok.bsky.social I love that Krebs means ācancerā in German, the dudeās name is just *chefās kiss*
Bahahahahahahaa
That would be pretty much every age for me
āVenous insufficiency,ā otherwise known as collapsed veins from constantly getting hit up by Dr. Feelgood
You win the internet today. I am always alluding to this bit
Fucking disgusting
I mean how stupid are these people, do they not understand how metadata works and/or do they think no one else understands it?
Wish I could follow suit. I am going hiking in Germany for two weeks in September. Maybe Iāll find a way not to come back
āHad sex withā =/= ārapedā and I avoid strenuously anyone who uses them interchangeably
First thought: whoa if true Second thought: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Bahahahaha aw man I love this guy and heās on TOUR?? This nerd is overly excited about it
Heās soooooo jealous of how hot and likeable Mamdani is
So SCOTUS has finally managed to cut the federal cord that united these States. Congratulations.
Considering what āOreoā means as a slur, I thought this was some anti-LatinX sick joke at first. Now Iām like, chocolate and cinnamon? Ok Iām down
Did they, though? Dream about that, I mean
Well, I say in my particular district, we shouldnāt even acknowledge the existence of SCOTUS or pay attention to any of their orders. But thatās only for my own particular geographical area, donāt you know
Whoa. This is even weirder than I thought, though I admit I just learned about this decision and havenāt read the opinion for myself yet
The blue states are the ones with all the resources anyway.
That is correct. We now officially live in the Divided States of America. DSA! DSA! DSA!
Thank you!! Good Lord I thought I was losing my mind. I could have Gazoogled it but why? I knew one of you smart people would know š
So looks like now weāre going to have two sets of laws in the US - laws for blue states and laws for red states. Cool cool cool.
No!!!!
And no one dares to bell the cat. Every single person around him knows that heās a demented lunatic.
Cigars and a Bugs Bunny doll? What the fuck did I miss?
Alkie says what?
Now I want a peacock friend š„°š„°
Itās supremely selfish. Pulling the ladder up after youāve climbed it to success is the height of shitty behavior.
This makes me indescribably happy and proud to be a small-D democrat.
That name is a hell of an endorsement
Bobby āDry Drunkā Kennedy Jr
You know thatās exactly what it was. The timing is way too suspect
Right? What evidence is there of a ceasefire other than what his fat fingers have typed?
So what confirmation exists that there is a ceasefire, other than Trumpās own words? Because I donāt know about you, but the historic ratio of truth to bullshit is pretty low with this one.
She really makes me miss Sarah Huckabee.
Thanks for the tip! Iām going to check that out for St. Louis. Reverse SAD is a bitch š
Exactly what I always tell every summer-lovinā idiot!
A fucking men. Itās absolute boob soup out there
Nostalgic for those long-gone, carefree days when we giggled at DJT for tariffing penguins
Staaaahp
Oh now weāre asking China for favors? Pretty ballsy
Also quite a jump from me agreeing that a pattern exists, to suggesting that I am in favor of said pattern. But you go on with your bad self.
Bit of a red herring innit?
I remember the Iran Hostage Crisis as marking the real beginning of my awareness of geopolitics (I was 9). So, yāknow, for me it kinda feels like coming home again, along with the dawning existential dread that has accompanied me ever since.
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Truer words
Yes, yes, yes, and ?
Well, heās standing right behind Mr. Post-Diarrhea, so maybe that look isnāt what you think it is
I used to be an alcoholic daydrinker, I know the āhold still and act normal, hold still and act normalā pose quite well šš
Exactly. This is not new.
Who gonna stop him, boo?
Thatās pretty much the first thing that I thought when the issue of constitutionality was brought up ā not that it would cause this regime to hesitate for a millisecond anyway. When has it ever been a real issue before?
Just think, weāre only 1/4 of the way through his term
Blink blink, blink blink
I couldnāt love this any harder if I tried.
Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist
Absofuckinlutely
For some reason I feel compelled to put on Dr. Strangelove tonight #NoWar
And God! Donāt forget God
Oh for a second I thought you were mixing her up with Melinda Dillon but youāre right, Teri played the long-suffering wife
To be fair, she was also not white
Well, yeah, no lies detected
ā¦are you being funny re Teri Garr?
I feel perfectly safe donāt you #NoWar
Kissinger got one, so š¤·š¼āāļø
Well, thank goodness all public high school students will have to take the ASVAB once the BBB is passed! I was super worried we wouldnāt have enough poors to feed the WWIII machine but itās all so seamless #NoWar
Howās that Strait of Hormuz looking?
Bibiās been spouting that shit for years
No wait they were two weeks away from having one! No wait they already have one! No wait it will be years before they have one!
Or a Nobel Peace Prize. Hey if Kissinger got one, it doesnāt seem that improbable
Theyāre actually super stoked about the possibility of nuclear war in the Middle East. Armageddon is so much closer tonight, hurray! (Btw your handle is perfection *chefās kiss* as I always quote my favorite line of hers, āOnly boring people are bored.ā)
I very literally gagged when he said that. No shit, I gasped and it turned into a choke/gag.
Sad but true. The deference to Bibi had me tearing my hair out during Bidenās presidency
I always flash to this scene when I hear him say it, so, every other day
Sorry about that š
Very evocative. I like.
Thanks for bringing the smile to my day!
Fantastic
As opposed to any other day?
I need more deets! Maybe Iāll get a job at the call center, Iām sure I could be āhelpfulā
I know right! Like take our cityās name out of your mouth
What?! Are they manufacturing this shit in STL or doing the call centers here?! Goddamnit
Of course sheās Tohono Oāodham! š©·š©·š©·
Thank you. I was thinking it, then I scrolled down and youād already said it š
Man! Woman! Camera!
āGoing at it hot and heavyā? Donny I donāt think that phrase means what you think it means
I laughed and laughed and laughed when I saw his face
I disagree. They purposely half-assed it to humiliate him, and boy did they succeed. Good for them.