Don't get my hopes up. They've been dashed before
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Don't get my hopes up. They've been dashed before
So?? 🇨🇦
Where's a bee when you need one??🇨🇦
Pedal to the metal...If he hasn't had an "event," now's the time to cause one. 🇨🇦
Oh for fuck's sake. Inoculate your kids, monitor food and water quality, cap emissions, limit access to guns and provide universal healthcare. 🇨🇦
Wouldn't it be fun if Trump had to share a day with Giuliani til the end of time? 🇨🇦
At this point you would have been better off with keeping the king 🇨🇦
OK, this deserves traction 😂🇨🇦
Pssssst, it's the guns 🇨🇦
Trump's impending demise is JD's Viagra. I feel sorry for his couch 🇨🇦
Wouldn't it be funny if Trump had to share a day with Giuliani til the end of time? 🇨🇦
Or someone is definitely down🔥
Just finished a rewatch of Raiders of the Lost Ark....I bit nostalgic for the time when Americans thought the Nazis were the bad guys 🇨🇦
Actually, with Trump, I kinda believe him. Think about it 🇨🇦
Don't play with my emotions. I have Hozier's Yell all cues up and loud speakers at the ready🇨🇦
Because that's what they were hired to do 🇨🇦
We can smell it all the way from Canada 🇨🇦
Not soon enough🇨🇦
Cue the Leopard eats my face lady🇨🇦
You know, if it happens that when it happens, it happens to be on the exact same day, Canadians would call it a double double and that's pretty effing sweet. If you know you know 🇨🇦
Awwww Donald....and we thought he didn't believe in climate change 🇨🇦
That's why they are there. America didn't change them, they found a country that suited them 🇨🇦
I see 2 grapes in the tomatoes. CHAOS!🇨🇦
You sound almost Canadian 🇨🇦
So eat your white Wonder Bread with a processed cheese slice as the filling and stfu. Who is stopping you??🇨🇦
Winter is coming 🇨🇦
Canadians are 🇨🇦
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
It's a pretty safe bet, just saying 🇨🇦
Generational damage. It will take decades to recover 🇨🇦
Because, and hear me out here, it was never about helping children 🇨🇦
Or, and I'm just spit balling here, it's the guns 🇨🇦
I'm good🇨🇦
I'm rooting for you.
I gave you the answer, they are fine with killing your children. In fact, sometimes it's actually the goal
I don't blame you
Oh, they have many fetishes that kill your babies Anti vax Anti science No universal healthcare Climate change denial Clawing back environmental protections. Hurting children is their favourite pastime
at this point I think it would be fair to call America's obsession with guns a fetish. 🇨🇦
Well, on the bright side you will get more cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup, so there's that 🇨🇦
indeed
America decided long ago that killing thousands of their children is acceptable collateral damage for free and unfettered access to guns.🇨🇦
I'll be stopping by my local pharmacy and getting my vaccine this fall. nbd. 🇨🇦
It will be chump change compared to his second term 🇨🇦
The generational damage that RFKjr has unleashed will haunt America for decades. The death toll will be unfathomable. 🇨🇦
Pssst, it's the guns 🇨🇦
America has not begun to see. It's going to be a helluva cold and flu season. Buckle up, winter is coming 🇨🇦
He needs a better mask
Dear Leader's cabinet meeting A three hour marathon of flattery and groveling anntelnaes.substack.com/p/dear-leade...
She actually is, that's pretty pretty bad 🇨🇦
It's not about crime or fentanyl or children or the border or babies or health or making America great It's about hate and power 🇨🇦
America decided long ago that killing thousands of their children is acceptable collateral damage for free and unfettered access to guns. 🇨🇦
The generational damage that RFKjr has unleashed will haunt America for decades. The death toll will be unfathomable. 🇨🇦
They’re going to rebrand it as the Centers for Disease Creation
I'm not even convinced he's a human 🇨🇦
Something very bad has already happened at the CDC. Now it's festering and oozing out🇨🇦
Oh my🇨🇦
Pssst...It's the guns. It's always the guns 🇨🇦
Winter is coming 🇨🇦
Winter is coming 🇨🇦
Um, that's a fascist 🇨🇦
Fair. I forgot the timeline 🇨🇦
America decided long ago that killing thousands of their children is acceptable collateral damage for free and unfettered access to guns.
It should have ended with Sandy Hook 🇨🇦
This is what a dictatorship is. (sorry)🇨🇦
Pssst, We have video games in Canada 🇨🇦
Already here, it's just a soft launch. 🇨🇦
Trump's hand is actually the least rotted thing about him 🇨🇦
Nice attire for 25 and sunny during peacetime in your own country 🇨🇦
They are the worst people ever...and I mean ever 🇨🇦
Sorry😞
Oh ya!!
Um, yes, we heard that all the way from Canada. 🇨🇦
Darkest Africa? Like wtf does that even mean?? (yes, we know what that means)
We're usually good. This year should be interesting. We have all been told to expect an updated vaccine 🇨🇦
But when it does happen.....*Hozier's Yell🇨🇦
Hey Morgan, come to Canada and get a winter shot. We still believe in science here 🇨🇦
Idk, he started one with Canada 🇨🇦
It's official, not enough is happening 🇨🇦
Well, Trump's basically cutting access to education for Americans so there will be plenty of space 🇨🇦
It's also wild that Mother let him 🇨🇦
Condolences from Canada 🇨🇦
Mob boss mentality. Holding public services for ransom to feed his insatiable appetite for attention, accolades and favours. And when you're a star they let you do it 🇨🇦
I think ours are better than hers 🇨🇦
I think Trump's makeup is the only thing keeping his face from falling off🇨🇦
Well, if it's any consolation, the fires, food poisoning, water contamination, measles, polio or tetanus will probably take you first. 🇨🇦
Donald didn't even get a participation ribbon 🇨🇦
Because Trump can find them....oops sorry, that's his penis and feet. Never mind
If Donald leans forward even one more degree he will totally tip over 🇨🇦
Is it me or is Trump shrinking?🇨🇦
Tbh, I can't get past the gold. The man looks like a fucking fool. (see what I did there?)🇨🇦
"It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
It's so cute that Donald lets Gavin tweet for him 🇨🇦
It's fucking sport for them🇨🇦
He can live in Hell, but his day job can be holding the door open for everyone going to heaven while saying "enjoy your stay" and we can reply "I'm sure we will" Then we can say "stay cool Donny," knowing that he never will"🇨🇦
It should have been cancelled after season one 🇨🇦
Now I have to check to see if it's a Gavin tweet or Trump Tweet. Trump is actually a parody of himself. 🇨🇦
We are one banana peel short of a celebration 🇨🇦