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Canada has programs for foreign trained nurses. Especially ones fluent in English. We’ll take her, pay her, give her healthcare, pension, union membership, and no guns.
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Canada has programs for foreign trained nurses. Especially ones fluent in English. We’ll take her, pay her, give her healthcare, pension, union membership, and no guns.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
When you google stuff now, you have to scroll past a mile of bullshit to get to the REAL results.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll also be importing EVERYTHING just to survive.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
All the young smart people will leave and they’ll have to BEG immigrants to come fill empty positions just to keep the country running.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Cults almost never transfer ownership over the sheep.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone in Alberta who wants these books, the rest of Canada will send all our old copies.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada will pitch in for the champagne. 🥂
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you getting for your tax dollars? They’re turning the entire country into one big prison a a red nd charging you to pay for your own prison guards.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
They are in worse financial shape than anyone even knows. They’re spending WAY more than they’re taking in. Rich fuckers aren’t paying their bills because there’s no incentive to. Bottom line. They’re running the country into the ground. And they want poor people to foot the bill for their failures
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What the fuck are people going to do for money? Once they ruin everything with robots. Are we ALL expected to just be scammers and grifters?
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Any toiletries in small manageable sizes are always appreciated. Anything that wears out quickly: Mittens/socks/underpants
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Love this
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them go. With the understanding that we aren’t lifting a finger when this inevitably blows up in their faces and their province is stripped of value and parted off to foreign countries.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
But no one ever asks white people to justify their worthiness for employment.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t see shit.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re already seeing heart failure. That’s the swelling. Everything’s starting to back up.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
It might take a few tries for the devil to collect that contract. So many pieces of that soul have been sold off that there might be nothing left.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww that’s a terrible diagnosis.
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Let’s get you all tucked in.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic. Never gets old. Never gets fuzzy on the meaning.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
We can all remind you. You don’t want to make schools safer. You want those sweet sweet gun dollars to keep flowing.
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I hope he started dialysis this weekend. I hope it goes on for months but steadily progressively worse. dialysis is a prison sentence. You can’t go too far since you need to do it three times a week and it’s really not very portable.
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The worst things we’ll never know.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet another reason why it is flabbergasting that anyone thought he’d be a good steward of the country.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a terrible way they’re trying to frame what was probably the question “do you support Palestine?”
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I like wine and shit.
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Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
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The Bluenose (1920s) They say there was a schooner that never lost a race. Forged in Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, she cut through the Atlantic like she was born from the sea itself.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Black people shouldn’t have to justify their existence or their job to ANYONE.
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I feel the exact same way. Weird thing to lie about and a weird way to lie about it though
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
So every school will be carrying every book on the list? No? It’s a book ban.
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100000%. Relentless, naked, public accountability. Everything done in the light of television. Zero immunity deals. Zero plea deals. Every single one of them gets a publicity broadcast trial and listens to victim impact statements. And they all serve the same sentence. 20 years to life.
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Smith would have a job. She’d be Aunt Danny
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow that’s humiliating
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
So. Much. Money.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
They have no clue who they’re grabbing.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I always desperately want a teleporter for getting home from vacations. Every single time. Love the journey there. But coming home is always annoying
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Mainstream Media isn’t reporting about the children who have died that ICE Gestapo snatched! #iceout #arrestnoem #arresttrump
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Do they know the meat is already dead? You don’t have to shoot your own food. They do it for you.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Has someone mentioned to him that mail in ballots ARE paper ballots?
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
You also become convinced that staying is necessary for survival.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like a truck from a video game. But certainly not dumpster-y
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Pay me. I don’t work for free
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
To be sold into sex trafficking. The pedo pipeline needs to go.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s truly sad as well
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
God gave us science for a reason.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
If doctoring was that easy, everyone would do it.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
They ALLLLLLL think that they will magically become billionaires one day. Every single one of them believes this.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
And send the national guard back to their real jobs
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
In Canada, I get 13 paid holidays (the hospital I work at made one up called nurses day) and 5 weeks of paid vacation per year.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
ONLY 16 points? Seems low
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
When my husband is kicking my ass, I’m always hoping a drunk, decrepit old dinosaur comes along to help.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. You know what I do with ALL THOSE stupid “reusable” bags? I throw them in the trash. There’s nothing more disgusting than paper straws, except maybe wooden utensils. Paper containers don’t even make it home. You can’t ban shit until you have viable replacements that aren’t made out of trees
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. I’ve been imagining this for ten years
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
My daughter is the real artist in the family but work is slow and that’s about the most satisfied cat I’ve seen in ages. So proud and comfy.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and their kids won’t get shot at school. Extra bonus.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. We provide healthcare, pension, research funding, and respect.
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Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exceedingly short enough to avoid permanent damage.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
The foil was removed from the champagne. We were thinking about twisting off the cages.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I LOVE your shirt. Especially as a member of a French-Canadian (not really French. The Ontario French that’s been warped over like four generations of people with French accents that don’t actually speak French French.)
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Best response. 🏆
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I actually hate her character in The Bear. She plays it well. But a novice chef THAT arrogant? Especially a woman? She’d be eaten alive by the restaurant industry and spit out a raging alcoholic, or worse. I saw it all in 8+ years in kitchens, as a female.
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Hero. 🦸
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Canada is sorta interested in a wall. Not a shitty walk though. A big beefy steel and concrete wall. With all-Canadian ingredients.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet, at the same time, what the fuck did they think would happen when they vilify everyone they don’t understand.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a fruit stand worth of tomatoes.
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This is SO COOL!!!
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m wondering the same thing. What’s the point in even having NATO or the UN if they don’t do shit when shit gets real.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure Russian prisoners of war in Ukraine are treated with more respect and fed better than Russian military members on the front lines.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s invoke article 5 and address the threat once and for all. Force Lil D’man Dotard to admit he’s gone full Axis of Evil or get off the shitter
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Or couped?
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social)
Why does ANYBODY think Putin will be deflected without strong, confident, definitive countermeasures? He’s a bully. Until someone punches him in the throat, he’ll keep on bullying.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
ANY attack is a violation of NATO article 5, and troops should be deploying immediately.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin will build up troops on the European border to distract from Trump invading Canada. Or Mexico. Or Denmark. Or Venezuela. Maybe even a civil war. ANYTHING to avoid ruining the grift with pesky little midterm elections.
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I love all my fellow spicy ladies 💕
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
No one’s owed ALL of the information.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not a brag that you start by losing. That’s literally the worst thing to brag about. Grit is great but how about we start off by winning more and come from behind less.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t knit but I crochet pretty well. Crochet is pretty easy for hats. Naturally roundish.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought he was ending wars, not instigating them? They’re so desperate to spend money on stupid shit
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Here we go. Ladies will solve yet another problem.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Get ready for A LOT of piss on that grave.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s pink. Sea of pink.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
Have a spice day.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
All my favorite go-to’s. Cumin, paprika, peppercorns, five spice.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
First, the right side fails, and the blood can’t pump its way back to the heart, so it gets stuck in the lower extremities, which results in edema. Then, it pumps harder and faster to try and help things move along. Then, excess fluid gets stuck in the lungs, breathing is hard. You basically drown.
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There are a few changes that happen when people are dying. Skin color. Fluid shifts. Skin around the mouth gets tighter. He looks like he’s puffy and breathing heavily. It’s congestive heart failure.
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Twitter has been overrun by bot farms monetizing rage and paranoia. There’s nothing left to save.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
He never misses an opportunity to rip people off and disparage them. Disgusting.
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Oh darn.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s practice for when they declare war on democrats. Or BIPOC. Or gay people. Or Canada. Or Mexico. Or Venezuela. Or Denmark. Lots of options.
Tastes Like Purple (@linz13.bsky.social) reply parent
This is stupid. The cruelty is the point. The money they could spend Housing them would come back to the economy 2-4x what they invest. It’s a net positive investment. Paying the national guard is sending money to boost other states’ economies instead of investing where the “problem” is.
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Some much for rooting out the waste and fraud in government. Not so much draining the swamp, more like restocking it with alligators.
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I don’t think Canada has had any school shootings this year. We had a few gun incidents in the vicinity of a school last year. But not “school shootings,” per se en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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Starting dialysis this weekend?