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Lizzie

@lizziemercury.bsky.social

0-post accounts are insta-blocked. I'm not here for numbers!

created January 20, 2025

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got some too, for a Halloween pattern, and I'm afraid to start it! I heard having a light box, or just something bright white underneath helps, but I haven't actually tried yet. XD

3/9/2025, 12:33:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm ashamed to admit that I was really nervous to vaccinate my cats because--although rare--it can cause cancer at the injection sites. And unlike humans, cats can't tell me when something is wrong, AND their healthcare costs way more. I realize that's not an excuse, but it still made me anxious.

2/9/2025, 8:10:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

Does anyone besides me miss classroom learning? I can't afford to go back to college, but man my brain craves that structured style of learning, with actual consequences if you don't do the work. Harvard has free courses, but they're just videos. I'll never be disciplined enough to finish those.

2/9/2025, 8:08:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no

2/9/2025, 11:36:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I lived for a couple years in FL. One year, my apartment became the new hangout for huntsman spiders. You ever seen one of those fuckers? I was so terrified I started crying. Final year, I was reaching in the medicine cabinet and there was a "baby" one crouched behind my toothbrush. NO THANK YOU.

2/9/2025, 10:59:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

We used to get them all the time in my childhood home. Not knowing their name, I called them featherleggers. And they absolutely terrified me. Whenever I saw one, I'd be jumping at every shadow or tickle on my skin for hooouuuuurrrs.

2/9/2025, 10:57:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

But also I suppose burying them, even after all this time, would put a new sort of finality to it? Like it really WOULD feel like she's no longer around.

2/9/2025, 10:55:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I lost my mom 10 years ago next month, and there's no way I could ever bury her ashes. Maybe it's because of our unhealthy enmeshed relationship (she was terrified of abandonment, so I was basically her mini-me), but I need her with me...especially since I moved so much. XP

2/9/2025, 10:54:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I was in elementary school and all I remember was how hard he got dragged over his inability to spell 'potato.' I wish we still judged candidates that harshly.

2/9/2025, 10:49:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

Another awkward repost...but this time, I realized I can gift you the art of my stick figures if you're willing to help out. Who doesn't want stick figure art?! #hysterectomy #surgery #wishlist

2/9/2025, 8:59:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I put mine in the air fryer and just add butter/salt on the outside, and butter once I've cut it open. But I cannot find fault in any way one chooses to eat potatoes, because they are divine.

2/9/2025, 8:56:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

My Monstera hit puberty. πŸ₯Ή

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2/9/2025, 8:53:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigh. No, it's because they see where their best opportunity to get money is. Corporations are not your friends. And a bad guy doing a couple of good things does not suddenly make them good. Come on, people, ffs.

2/9/2025, 5:04:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

WOWEE! Thanks, America!!! πŸ˜‘

2/9/2025, 5:00:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

And that was when I realized you were in the other hemisphere. 🀣 (No wonder I'd visited those mountains you showed a few days back!)

2/9/2025, 4:58:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're gonna make Zofran OTC, you'd better make sure it comes with a complimentary bottle of Miralax.

2/9/2025, 4:55:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss things having character. That's the only upsetting thing I find about all this. Give me back some actual style and character, dammit.

2/9/2025, 12:36:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

The ONLY reason I hate the new logo is because aesthetically, it's part of a broader trend of making everything minimalistic and boring. Buildings used to have character. Now houses are all boxes because it's cheaper, and even McD's is a gray box with a yellow M.

2/9/2025, 12:36:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

**Unless it's genuinely being done to equal the playing field. And by 'equal,' I do not mean 'give a benefit to one side.' I mean literally making it even.

1/9/2025, 10:54:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

I'm getting so tired of the "omg I'm resubscribing to Netflix" and "Newsom for President" posts. A bad person doing good things one time does not suddenly make them a good person. Stop letting yourselves get duped so easily. Also, redistricting is bad no matter WHO does it.**

1/9/2025, 10:54:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigh.

1/9/2025, 8:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

This is not a riddle. Although fixing the problem might be, at this point.

1/9/2025, 8:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Did...did you not read?

1/9/2025, 8:41:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm willing to wager he'll just start making rage bait posts now, because he finally got the attention he wanted.

1/9/2025, 7:53:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure I'm less likely to follow you now that you've had a passive-aggressive tantrum. I'm not following people out of guilt.

1/9/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how we've gotten to the place we are, why EVERY damn election, people flip flop like a species without a spine. "Oh I didn't like what that guy did, time to vote for the other side." "Oh I didn't like what he did either, time to flip to the other side."

1/9/2025, 7:50:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

They're gonna do whatever they think will get them the most money. I'm so tired of people thinking one good thing in a sea of bad makes a corporation okay. And just because Newsom is trolling Trump doesn't suddenly make HIM a good guy, either.

1/9/2025, 7:49:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it's not a surprise that they'd lie about it as long as possible. Anything less would put them in a vulnerable position! Just makes the eventual announcement all the better. lol

1/9/2025, 12:04:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

"Holy SHIT the best day of my life, oh my god oh my god"

31/8/2025, 2:16:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

AI crap.

31/8/2025, 2:08:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

The first covid vaccine I ever had felt like the pharmacist literally punched it into my arm. It hurt so much that I was afraid to get another one...and it was such a relief to learn it was just that pharmacist, not the shot itself!

31/8/2025, 2:07:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

(That's actually me agreeing with you, lol. Just adding on my own separate thoughts!)

31/8/2025, 8:08:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

At its heart, I think faiths are such a beautiful thing. All these people searching for light and meaning within the chaos. But by this point, the mere mention of Christianity repulses me. I only ever see it being used to project hate, and I'm so tired of it.

31/8/2025, 8:07:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry. Health insurance is such a scam, and yet we can't survive without it, either. The whole thing just enrages me. I don't know you, but I'm still so, so sorry this bullshit happened to you.

31/8/2025, 8:04:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it hurt any more than a normal vaccine going in? That's the part I care about, since I have a barely-overcome needle phobia. Tetanus makes my arm hurt the next day, but going in it's fine, so I can deal with the next-day pain. πŸ˜…

31/8/2025, 7:59:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

And people are eating it up just like they mock the other side for doing. >< I'm so tired of the constant flip-flopping. Surely our memories and attention spans are larger than a goldfish's!

31/8/2025, 5:01:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Whaaaat. With all those rainbow bubbles in the background! This is so good!!

31/8/2025, 4:51:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse me, ma'am, I need to kiss your baby

31/8/2025, 4:50:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

CORPORATIONS πŸ‘ ARE πŸ‘ NOT πŸ‘ YOUR πŸ‘ FRIENDS.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

31/8/2025, 4:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

The people willing to sign up for Netflix, after probably being the same people who used to say they hated the company are exactly why our political system keeps flip-flopping. This story is fake and yet you still believe it and are cheering them on like they're your friend. ><

31/8/2025, 4:46:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

My friend has been posting travel videos from her vacation last year in Iceland! They're nice, relaxing driving videos, and give a great view of the country!

31/8/2025, 4:36:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't help in all the ways I'd like to, but if there's anything you need checked or what-have-you, I'm always willing!

31/8/2025, 4:32:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

OH OH! Okay, so the links are still showing up as plain text from your post now, but if I click on your Patreon profile, the video shows up as a YouTube link now, no locking!

31/8/2025, 3:13:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

If this turns out to be something wonky on my end (which I can 100% see being the case!), I am SO sorry for making things complicated!!!

31/8/2025, 3:12:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry for getting back to this so late! I figured either I was doing something wrong, or Patreon is complicated. Definitely never thought it was you! <3 But unfortunately now I'm not even seeing links. πŸ˜… Everything in your post is just showing up as plain text, except for the images!

31/8/2025, 3:11:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like I'm missing something, or doing something wrong. Both links say you need to be a backer of at least $5, and the posts are locked. (I feel so greedy even bringing this up, but just in case I'm looking at the wrong thing, I wanna make sure!)

30/8/2025, 8:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Me, standing in the middle of the room, looking like I've bluescreened when in reality I'm going back in time to picture which box I put The Thing, or where I distinctly remember putting it. It helps that I lost all my possessions once, and now have much less to look through. πŸ™ƒ

30/8/2025, 7:07:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

It's only messy if you tell folks you didn't mean it to look that way. Otherwise, it's ✨style✨ I really do like it, though! I think it works really well for the subject!

30/8/2025, 6:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

"Hello, human shopper. Would you like a bunch of fresh, ripe bananas"

30/8/2025, 5:28:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm cackling right now. I would DEFINITELY be right there with you if I saw that in person. What the hell. It's getting even funnier the longer I see it. 🀣

30/8/2025, 5:26:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

Look. I want it to happen as much as the next guy. I wanna jostle for first chance to piss on his grave. But the rest of them are still young, which means we're still fucked. ...Unless this is just a little treat to break up the horrors, in which case, fair.

30/8/2025, 11:25:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you get it to look all bobbly and fuzzy like that? It reminds me a little of like...what's that craft called, latch hook or something? πŸ˜… I just really like the texture!

30/8/2025, 11:13:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

A lot of people, unfortunately, never accepted or believed it was bad when it was first happening. Combined with our general goldfish memory, I'm not surprised we are where we are now. (I'm not pleased by it, but not surprised.)

30/8/2025, 11:09:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

3 kittens who can't wait to be that big someday. πŸ˜‚πŸ₯Ή

30/8/2025, 1:07:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, right. I've only ever seen memes, where they swap in something else! I know I watched at least part of the movie, but Robert Patrick's character scared the HELL out of me, so I've mostly blocked it out. πŸ˜›

28/8/2025, 9:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanted that Terminator meme where he calls the kid's parents, asks them a question, then tells the kid "Your parents are dead." But I couldn't find a gif for it (probably because I'm remembering it incorrectly or something).

28/8/2025, 4:59:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely gorgeous, though! I've never seen that place! At least not in person!

28/8/2025, 4:56:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

This is gonna sound really weird, but the way her hair is flowing back reminds me of some artsy movie scene where the character is disintegrating into wisps of colored smoke. Not that I want her to disappear! It just looks really cool.

28/8/2025, 3:10:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I got MMR and my last dose of HPV on the same day, a couple months ago. I wanted to take a photo and send it to RFK Jr.

27/8/2025, 1:06:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think me an AMATEUR, sir??

27/8/2025, 12:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Being of low IQ yourself, I feel like you would k, tho He was a kid. Have some empathy, and quit being an edgy little douchebag.

27/8/2025, 12:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

They're so...round. And fruffy!

27/8/2025, 12:52:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay, lil buddy.

26/8/2025, 2:01:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess it's mutual, then!

26/8/2025, 2:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss living in Florida all the time. Not at all for the politics, but because it was a beautiful state (at least to me). I get what you mean, because I now live in TX and want to gtfo; but if all of us leave, who will remain to fight the bullshit?

25/8/2025, 2:58:18 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Germany wouldn't have been teaching that (or anything similar) while it was happening, though. Once we get past this shitty period of time (and I HAVE to hope we do, because despair is unproductive), we'll get to where Germany is now...about teaching, at least.

25/8/2025, 2:56:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I hardly ever go into the library, but now that Libby and hoopla (and others) exist, I get books all the time! And they often have more than what's in the physical library!

25/8/2025, 2:54:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mia Ives-Rublee βŒπŸ‘‘ (@seemiaroll.bsky.social) reposted

As a child, I would have never believed I'd find out about so many adults who fear rainbows, shots, books, and immigrants.

24/8/2025, 4:13:12 AM | 3101 466 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

What on earth were you both getting at TB and McDonald's? I am NOT arguing that the prices are crazy. But I use the apps when I eat at either place, and get out for about $6-$7 per person. Admittedly, that means I'm never getting the fancy sandwiches, but it's always more than enough food!

24/8/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

There's always someone being a jerk on the internet. Sigh.

24/8/2025, 6:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigh. But someone else said the music is AI? If that's true, that sucks.

24/8/2025, 6:26:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit that's good. I'm not an AC/DC fan (I mean I don't have strong opinions, it's just not the type of music I listen to), but I could listen to this whole thing.

24/8/2025, 6:25:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you never seen a tardigrade before? Or is it just something about this video in general?

24/8/2025, 6:22:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Who else can hear its little grunts as it tries to push its chubby body through that opening? πŸ₯Ή

24/8/2025, 6:20:59 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!! I'm not sure which one I'm going to wind up doing next. Decision paralysis. 🀣

24/8/2025, 6:18:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm working on this Creator's My Little Pony pattern! It was deceptively simple looking, but there are SO MANY PARTS. ...and yet I still want a million of her patterns, including this one. πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

24/8/2025, 6:14:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

@catincardboardbox.bsky.social this makes me think of St Augustine. 😭❀️❀️

24/8/2025, 6:12:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, here we go. I have no idea if his humor is your type of thing, and it's okay if it's not! I think the whole thing is good, but the pertinent bit starts at 7:33. youtu.be/G1juPBoxBdc?...

24/8/2025, 6:11:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like it might've been Tim Minchin who did a bit about how we keep further and further dividing ourselves. Basically we think getting rid of the fascists is the end, but then suddenly we're kicking out people for arbitrary reasons, over and over, further fracturing ourselves.

24/8/2025, 5:57:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

What about leggists. Armists? If you don't like faces, we can find something else.

24/8/2025, 5:55:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Noxzema actually bad for you? I haven't actually seen it in at least 20 years, but then I haven't been looking for it either. I think my mom might've put it in my sunburns. XD (I could be misremembering, but it seems like she did)

24/8/2025, 5:51:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Update: the cat had injured the snake's tail tip, and he was listless so I worried he'd been more injured. But I think he was mostly cold from the AC. I held him in my hands to warm him up and set him in an outdoor pot. Checked later and he was gone. Live better, little dude! ❀️

24/8/2025, 5:49:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

My cute little Labyrinth shelf corner needs an expansion. I also need another frame. Thank you, @gingertotty.bsky.social for the gift of your art! ❀️

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24/8/2025, 12:08:30 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooo, thank you!

23/8/2025, 3:29:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

Found a snake in the house today. Just a teeny thing. In fact, I thought it was a rolled up, felted piece of cat fur the vacuum had created. Then my boyfriend exclaimed "...it's moving!" It was a rough earth snake, and SO CUTE. But I'd really rather they all stay outside!

23/8/2025, 2:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this song. Thank you for pausing my scrolling!

23/8/2025, 1:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a real nice pair o' tits you got.

23/8/2025, 1:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

See, it's sentiments like this that make me so self-conscious to be seen using my phone in public. If I'm in a waiting room and my phone is out, I'm reading an ebook! After being homeless 90% of my books are ebooks. It's just safer and more space-saving for me.

23/8/2025, 1:20:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so jealous! I haven't been to a real aquarium in a million years. I love how cool and dark and atmospheric they are, though! And belated happy birthday!!

23/8/2025, 1:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

My Little Ponies, at the moment! It looked like it'd be easy enough, and it technically is, but I didn't realize how many stitches there actually are!

23/8/2025, 1:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg, that fabric! Is that also buyable? (The whole thing is adorable, I just love sparkly things! lol)

23/8/2025, 1:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social)

Just a little re-posty posty, because I'm poor. And awkward. I wish I at least had something I could offer in return, like art or something, but alas. -_- #hysterectomy #wishlist

23/8/2025, 6:21:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I was always Team Book in the past, until I spent a year and a half homeless (and later lost all my possessions). Then I realized how comforting it is to have all my books on one device. There are some types of books I still prefer to have in physical form, though.

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

Have fun! I started a little over a month ago!

22/8/2025, 11:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

And no, I'm not fun at parties, not where this subject is concerned. You wouldn't be either, if you had to live with the memory of some poor cat's skull being crushed under your car tires.

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

This video kills me. My boyfriend and I were driving home one night, on an unlit road. A light cat and a dark cat went racing across the road, too close for us to dodge. One cat made it. The other did not. I will never forget that sensation. Keep your cats indoors, ffs.

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing I really don't like is the folding part. My boyfriend got around his executive dysfunction by just not folding at all. He just sorts things into bins. But I don't like wrinkled shirts, so instead...they get wrinkled anyway because I keep putting off the task. πŸ˜…

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

I need baby animals to stop being so cute, because I want to scoop up every last one of them and smooch their heads repeatedly.

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Profile picture Lizzie (@lizziemercury.bsky.social) reply parent

When I was little, our bathroom had a medicine cabinet that opened toward a big mirror over the sink. I used to love opening it and watching as a giant tunnel appeared in the big mirror. The repercussions of that are untold.

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Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

listen the world is a mess but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think

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