The Madness of King Donald
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The Madness of King Donald
That woman needs to seek treatment.
If I mayo, I mustard applaud this.
Lettuce praise this man for his cheesy act that ended up being quite meaty.
What I want to know is, when is the executive order proclaiming that all subjects are heretofore required to bow and curtsy int he presence of the king?
Dude with 2 failed marriages opines on marriage.
No wonder the birth rate is low.
TDE
I see lots of coronary infarcts in this nation's future. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Wormer
Why are they all fat?
Presidential fitness test for thee, but not for me
That Viagra gonna hurt a lot of his friends.
Every day, I pray they explode in a glorious aneuristic event.
Nothing will be seen in the 🍆 dept although the 🥜 might spill. Sorry, not sorry.
Is it autobiographical, that talk?
birds go to bed?
all one of him.
Evangelicals will overlook this technicality in Trump (see: grace through faith, not works).
I didn't listen, but they should have Duked it out.
Covfefe 2025
"While" or "as long as"? There's a difference.
Maybe they were talking the language of love
Find yourself someone who looks at a war criminal they way Trump looks at Vlad.
That’s 1% higher than the rest of the country?
Alabama has a 9% unemployment rate?
He's saying this while appearing on....television.
I was told we had no inflation and that the US is doing very strongly.
The Christian right must have given him a dispensation, because KISS was considered an acronym for "Knights in Satan's Service" during the satanic panic of the 1980s.
He can turn it into Havana with 4 per 100K.
TACO Tuesday (already Tuesday in China)
It’s TACO Tuesday on a Monday. I guess technically, it’s Tuesday in China.
shouldn't they have gotten him a stepstool?
Figured that sin wasn't on the accountability app he shares with his son.
I love being at home. There’s nothing worse than feeling alone and isolated while “in community”.
Scott Bessent Pretzels now available in the snack aisle.
He’s a lonely boy.
Mike Pence was not available for comment.
I really, really, really want to believe this. But I have believed and been disappointed by these prognostications too many times before. Beyond numb.
80 year old men living in the 70s.
I've been watching this guy for over a year, so not new.
I feel so boxed in by this lush news.
It looks like he's fondling a woman's breasts.
When you’ve lost Joe Kernen.
I’d like to believe him, but he hasn’t always been truthful either
Move over, Jesus. There's a new Prince of Peace in the house.
He called up Jesus, and told him to give up the title of prince of peace, and handed to him
Move over Jesus. There’s a new prince of peace in town.
Senator Foghorn Leghorn loves pulling this idiot act while he talks about controling idiots.
He should start with himself.
Church of Satan represent.
"silled case"
No offense to cans of tuna.
It's more than fighting. It's also coming up with concrete ideas for solving problems.
What does this even mean post conviction?
It’s COjones, but yeah. Cajones is boxes or drawers
There is a house in my home city in Southern California that flies a "Super Trump" flag showing him as the Man of Steel. Yes, we have plenty of those quacks here in "lefty lib land".
I suspect that the word "shrinkage" in this context has meanings far beyond the inherent meaning of the sentence. 😍
That's what I thought, too.
Well, if his GOP predecessor Ronnie hadn't emptied out the same institutions in the first place, would we be experiencing this now?
In the spirit of South Park, Powell should have answered "I'm gonna kick you in the nuts" a la Cartman.
The paper letter pocket gotcha that wasn't a gotcha at all.
I was expecting Trump to lift his leg and pee on Powell to get his point across. His body language is that of a pedantic, petty old man.
Why doesn't Trump just lift his leg and pee on Powell to get his point across. What a petty man.
dicovery gonna be lit
It's hard to hear from your constituents when your phone is on Do Not Disturb.
South Park doing the Lord's work.
"Teeny Tiny Trump" has a nice ring to it.
Good for her
Biggest beat to the tiniest dick tater.
Yes
If you ask me, a baker's dozen would have been much more effective.
Dif he say fuck?
That’s a whole lot of caca gonna come out.
Of course they are.
Oh
Kids,get off my lawn!
When will she be loved?
See also: Leopard/face; Scorpion/frog.
Help me out here, Kara. How does one "write" a picture? Unless it's the script to a motion one?
sounds like he hired a top notch, prestigious firm to represent him. I believe they call themselves prestigious.
Cuban dude. I know the type.
Netflix could pick him up. Late night is on the out. I don't dismiss the political nature of this, but the perfect storm of the marketplace + politics made this an easy move for Paramount.
I like Stephen as much as the next person, but who thought he could?
Even Trump licker Kernen looks nonplussed.
The prequel to the Trump Fragrance, Fight Fight Fight. Smells like semen and flop sweat.
another mediocre white guy who is failing upward. she's no better.
Up Next: Drones flying over flyover zones dropping informational leaflets.
This must be making your Trump tappers Kernen and Santelli mad with rage.
Where my leakers at?
Not Jamaican. IYKYK.
Wait until all the MAGA corn farmers don their pitchforks.
I keep hoping, but have been disappointed for several years now. The Apprentice is us.
The reality TV show that is the USA continues. Season 2, Episode 5,950,255
EV and Hybrid impact, perchance?
Ah, yes, a key trading deal.
Not to mention pre- Mar a Lago lips.
Once again, you are the champignon of the internet.
His fans are all clappers.