So, not a die-cut tongue depressor?
Ceramics teacher and other skills. Young enough to pick things up. Old enough to put things down. I sign my pots “Marc” now, if at all.
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So, not a die-cut tongue depressor?
The start of every 80s movie:
Australian slur technology is the most advanced in the world
I *love* this. It occurs to me to extend it a bit: "Did you see what that coffin staple wore to the funeral?" Meaning, some truly insignificant person trying to be part of something conclusive, not even one of the coffin nails!
Cool Hand Gary
Woody Allen is no Leni Riefenstahl, but film critics should feel free to correct me.
Cats have mood beans on each paw.
Well, actually, his corpse is capable of making a public appearance.
When you think you’re grown…
#bb27 As an older woman, I say to younger people - don't let a partner waste your time. Your lifespan may be short or long, but either way -you will spend it in peace or chaos -depending on the person you choose to spend your precious time with. Choose wisely and often if necessary.
And the one who died will be replaced by a vice president who will be summarily slaughtered like a piglet by his betters.
Results so stunningly clear they inspired this classic xkcd (xkcd.com/2400/):
Someone is rehearsing defenestration techniques.
We did it on the world map instead of the calendar. Does that count? Australia no longer exists in its present form.
Saw some conversation starter like, "fifteen years ago today, I was..." Dearheart, I break a sweat remembering fifteen hours ago today.
(where the poop is)
Oh dear
In #JapaneseFolklore there is a giant crab #yokai known as kanibozu. These creatures take on the form of priests and move into empty temples. If a new priest arrives to lead the temple the kanibozu demands they answer a riddle & if they can't solve it, they get eaten. #MythologyMonday 🎨Matthew Meyer
Just met a husky on Tufts campus. We were cute. I touched its nose and said BOOP. It sniffed and tilted slightly, confused. So I said BOOOOZH, in a lower tone. Then they got it and wagged tail and stuff. We scritched. I'm flexible. You never know what dialect you'll run into.
sleepy kitties after they’ve been “helping” me pack all day
This morning, I shouted, "What the heck is all that noise!?" Then I looked down and saw this, 😁:
Jealous of all the breathing and existing going on tonight. Like jeez get a room.
Truly one of the best things in life is finding a smol frog on your window
My lovely darling. Play forever sweetheart!
Was it you who chimed in while I was in Salem? Let's do a thing in September maybe. Or autumn. No presh.
Need to hibernate tonight deeply. All the melatonin. A hammer. Leather fastenings. White noise. Fan. The whole shebang.
Giggle. Salem parking any easier. (Do I remember right? I can't remember if it was you who wrote me from there.)
Some wild erosion going on here. #ColorADay #PinkMon #hiking
How does he have exactly the same length of hair always! It's great, but hooow.
Parking Space X
It's how you'd break up with someone and chuck their stuff out the window. But.....
I couldn't see the numbers. It at first looked like someone dragged a tuba to the campsite. But it was several curved gold mylar balloons. There was a sizeable pre-teen contingent, but you don't need more than one balloon for them.
Weird
Mardi Gras in Corgistan was a brief but fabulous affair. Apparently the locals celebrate on Labor Day.
Shannon Pond. Not much swimming. A birthday party. Some camp tents. Very calm water. Several bbqs.
So, got sandblasted?
How any monkeys left if they all evolve human? How death not happen only on sundays? If not for fill why crack?
The uploaded seems to work. But You have to select them individually in the uploaded app (not thrilling) and then go to your gallery separately and delete them off your phone. It’s almost 2026.
Left your vaccine in “drive” didn’t you? At least you didn’t leave it in reverse. There’s a reason MRNA and MDNA are different, as evidenced by the Reverse and Drive.
Okay. Thanks! I’ll try to upload to Flickr account I have. *blows dust off*
Does anyone know how to move photos and audio from an android phone through a USBc cable to an iPad? There’s handwaving about being in the same google group, but nothing is working and nothing is labeled the way the internet says it should be. I’m at critical storage and am unable to offload them.
vaccines made my bananas spoil and soured my cow's milk (irony, i know) and
me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression him: where me: holy shit that is bad
She hog on my Harry till she pull out the heartstring with her teeth
Will she hog on my warts until I expecto patronus? First she'll cruciatus your warts as long as you can hold out.
Hey siri, how many Nobel peace prizes have been awarded posthumously?
You mean treating the audience like they're five years old?
The flesh is willing but the Spirit is weak.
Natural progression from having two wolves inside you, I guess.
I'm liking the idea that we might map classic anthropomorphic characters into the Fantastic Four mold. Kong as Johnny Storm. Hmmmm which character is Mr Fantastic? I can see Mothra as Sue Storm, but not all stretchy. That said, a flying Mothra Grimm would be devastating....you gotta be extra super!
I've never been to Vegas! No time like the present....
*judges u*
it is always noodles time.
Guy at work: You really don't care about any football team? At all? Me: I have a Sherlock Holmes tattoo on my arm, what do you think?
Frank Haiku Series 2 00100 I love my feather Dad makes it fly through the air Please do it again #CatsOfBluesky #poetry
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
Is there a gift shop? I was led to believe the exit is through the gift shop.
Thanks, again. When I'm not yelling at people I'm 99.5% deserve it (and who will certainly weaponize it later), I fall into 1. Chronically informative clay teacher, or 2. Attractive nuisance. Moreso as the generations accumulate and divide me from legit cool people who happen to be younger. Lol.
Yeah, yeah. Thank!
Hahaha. It's the one remaining! Youve been shielded of some transitions: in dec, T-guy left and J and marc interviewed 10 or so, picked D, who then left because ubplanned motherhood. We now have G, who is perfectly nice. But the processes is venomous disorganized. "Both sides" isn't relevant here.
I hear ya! Thanks.
Thank you. The address is,switching over a roommate and it's been literal hell and I wanted to smash pottery.
It is horrid, thank you. I'm shaking and furious, but I have somewhere in me that little water bear that survives. So I guess I will. Thanks again.
Massive yelling fight tonight with someone I can't easily get away from. Miserable person making literally everyone else miserable. I'm lucky I don't have vices because I'd go fucking do them.
Is that the one in Harvard Square?
I think Giuliani accidentally drove his car out of a hotel window.
Yeah, this bathroom's trashed.
HAPPENING NOW: Judge Sparkle Sooknanan holds an emergency hearing as the Trump admin is reportedly trying—imminently—to deport hundreds of Guatemalan children without required process or access to representation. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71240...
Yeah, the plane is trashed, too.
I AIN'T GAVE A B*TCH A POISON APPLE YET
1. I want the woman to testify under oath that she'd never personally interacted with him (before) or the drivers in vehicle #3 (before or after) he pulled over to help her, and they were otherwise alone. 2. Establish that her speed and his speed on the highway were never absurdly slow or erratic.
I want the woman to testify under oath that she'd never personally interacted with him before he pulled over to help her.
In case you HAVEN'T seen it yet; I only just saw it myself about ten minutes ago & am still reeling from the shockwaves one feels when one KNOWS one has encountered GREATNESS. Oliver Kornetzke is a genius. This isn't the only thing he's written (needless to say). HE BELONGS ON BLUESKY. FIND HIM.
The strongest argument I have that time travel from an advanced civilization isn't possible is that macaroni and cheese still has calories.
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men “‘Zoology, eh? That's a big word, isn't it.’ ‘No, actually it isn't,’ said Tiffany. ‘Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.’”
I dunno. Does that plant look like it needs water?
Now that you mention it, sumo wrestling is still in a circle. (Right?) Maybe all these combat type things started out this way. Maybe the ropes and corners on square platforms gave us more moves, opportunities for *contained* spectacles. On a circle, they'd just topple the boundary over.
You sound like you'd paint your barbed wire fence black on your side.
oop sorry "Consequence ID" says irrelevant
This song is fun youtu.be/ydoSpHB7KiE?... 🎧
me the second the clock hits midnight and turns to sept 1st
I've watched this clip for several minutes straight. It's more tennis than I've watched in 56 years.
Me picking you up for a date! 🤠
Every single hose looks the same on the squirting end. How is that possible?
Candidates exist.
Cute! I think it's like buying a new device with the batteries included, but separated by a tiny bit of plastic. Pull the plastic to expose the contacts. Maybe we have to pull the blep and get the brain in contact again. I'll try it soon.
Is but nutter taken?
Come for the original, scroll around for the illustrated versions!
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Yes honey BB BI IRR RDD DD I know, I know
The crystal is like highlander. There can be only one. He's posting as though there can be 2 crystals. This is a trap. See, the one crystal transfers power to the first guy to release, then materializes over to him. He's not showing his because his previous encounter beat him to it, or didnt, or....
Me going on the prowl a few days before the foil packet says the condom expires. (Sorry.)
Anyway, here's Wonderbread.
Are there enough dead ones for a band, d'ya think?
When you have to tell the server SAVE YOURSELF.
Please. Someone animate Derpy with wee translucent wings like a bumblebee, going from potted plant to potted plant, giving little invitation cards to all the flowers in exchange for wee little hats, stuck to its haunches and butt like black pollen. Please.
"This Is Spästk Fook" should be the new "This Is Spinal Tap."