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Marquito Carlsonic

@markalancarlson.bsky.social

Retired Creative Director | Daily meme maker | Dog taxi driver in Iowa ๐Ÿ• | Red Cross Volunteer โ›‘๏ธ | Progressive ๐Ÿ’™ | MAGA is ruining ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

created November 15, 2024

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Hyperbole? Perhaps. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but it would make for a good action movie.

2/9/2025, 1:57:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful. Both your grandma and the painting.

1/9/2025, 5:17:26 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Def need ability to attach media to DMs

1/9/2025, 5:16:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I welcome almost anyone to give them a chance to voice their POV. If they turn out to be MAGA sheep without independent thought, or mean-spirited racists, sure, I'll block them. But I WANT conservatives on here. Sane ones, at least. Otherwise Bluesky is just an echo chamber.

1/9/2025, 3:17:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:08:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well done! ๐Ÿ˜†

1/9/2025, 3:03:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morons are driving this country off a cliff.

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1/9/2025, 2:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science and medical professionals, rise up against this bullshit!

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1/9/2025, 2:13:46 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lunatics indeed.

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31/8/2025, 5:59:39 PM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanx for the follow. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ‹

31/8/2025, 5:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen! Said the atheist.

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31/8/2025, 3:22:18 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The entire Trump Regime is filled with idiots with zero experience; only fealty to Dear Leader.

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31/8/2025, 3:14:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His brain worm has nothing left to eat.

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31/8/2025, 3:12:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:11:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 2:07:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"they weaponize their faith and lure them in." She nailed it. We are becoming a theocracy, and Christian Nationalism is no longer creeping in...it's riding a steamroller.

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31/8/2025, 2:01:12 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't care which invisible friend you worship, or misinterpretation of the Constitution you believe. Keep religion out of our government, lest we become a theist country like Iran.

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31/8/2025, 1:27:28 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Invisible Friend has infected the minds of many in DC and beyond.

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31/8/2025, 12:40:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Christian" values.

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30/8/2025, 5:25:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:24:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The glorification of the gun culture starts at home.

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30/8/2025, 5:23:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a country where "Christian" families would punish a child for being homosexual but praise them for being ammosexual. Ban all assault weapons.

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30/8/2025, 5:20:34 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™ll also remember her for succumbing to pressure and bowing down to Trump in the Hegseth confirmation. She is a victim of sex abuse and vowed to hold him accountable, but in the end, she folded like a cheap table. No spine. Good riddance.

30/8/2025, 2:42:34 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus freak.

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29/8/2025, 11:29:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:22:49 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 5, ending on a high note. Back to snarky memes tomorrow, skeeters!

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29/8/2025, 4:36:28 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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On that subjectโ€ฆ

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28/8/2025, 10:46:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:27:30 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clever! ๐Ÿ’™

28/8/2025, 4:41:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Run, Pam, run!!!

28/8/2025, 4:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 4 of retro memes. Cheers! ๐Ÿฆ‹

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28/8/2025, 4:34:06 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 3. Cheers, yโ€™all! ๐Ÿฆ‹

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27/8/2025, 4:28:28 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 2:53:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump Regime cannot make any claim to strong economy numbers until his policies have a chance to take hold, perhaps one year in. Until then, itโ€™s the Biden economy.

26/8/2025, 2:46:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well done, Diane.

26/8/2025, 2:25:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bible thumpers are the worldโ€™s biggest hypocrites. Jesus was WOKE AF.

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26/8/2025, 2:24:06 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ghislaineโ€™s words now considered holy by MAGA.

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26/8/2025, 2:11:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day 2 of posting old memes while on vacation. Cheers, my ๐Ÿฆ‹ friends!

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26/8/2025, 1:59:17 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m on vacation this week away from my Mac, so no new memes. So Iโ€™ll share some old ones that are still relevant.

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25/8/2025, 6:57:10 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the desert elements, that black will fade to gray in a year. Then back to rust by two years. Great use of tax dollars!

24/8/2025, 8:11:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not only deportation. That's Phase 1. With federal control of local police forces, next is any American who dares call out Dear Leader's crimes.

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24/8/2025, 1:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA's number one issue is being covered up, and they are too stupid or too vile to care.

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24/8/2025, 1:52:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO will never get the best of Putin. Heโ€™s compromised.

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24/8/2025, 1:37:54 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:03:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Caturday! A conversation with Elvis.

23/8/2025, 6:39:34 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? Ghislaine would never lie!

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23/8/2025, 5:26:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 5:07:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Ghislaine.

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23/8/2025, 5:05:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C'mon, Kelly! This angel would never lie.

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23/8/2025, 3:43:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is amazing. Thanx for sharing, Monica! So glad sane people are taking notes.

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23/8/2025, 3:41:53 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every accusation is a confession, x2.

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23/8/2025, 3:36:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? This woman lies?

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23/8/2025, 3:32:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We used to think she was a convicted sexual predator, but we've changed our minds about her now.

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23/8/2025, 3:28:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA's new view of Ghislaine Maxwell.

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23/8/2025, 2:55:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did she go from convicted sexual predator to protected government witness?

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23/8/2025, 2:55:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suddenly sheโ€™s no longer a convicted sexual predator. ๐Ÿค”

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23/8/2025, 2:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA's new view of Ghislaine Maxwell.

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23/8/2025, 2:01:24 PM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:42:15 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:28:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has no respect for the rule of law. Just the opposite. We should have nailed the slimeball when we had the chance.

22/8/2025, 4:22:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Respecting the president". HA! We let the slimeball slip away.

22/8/2025, 4:17:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel SO much safer with these goons roaming the streets, don't you?

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22/8/2025, 3:46:05 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:44:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has NOTHING to do with national security. Trump is putting us all at risk by distracting the FBI with these grievance witch hunts.

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22/8/2025, 3:42:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Foreign terrorists are free to hack into US systems because FBI is distracted by Dear Leader's orders.

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22/8/2025, 3:29:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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22/8/2025, 3:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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22/8/2025, 3:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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22/8/2025, 3:23:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too. Thanx for the follow! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ‹

22/8/2025, 3:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True dat!

22/8/2025, 3:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 3:13:05 PM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ketchup bottles are flying in the White House! ๐Ÿ˜‚

22/8/2025, 3:08:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?

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22/8/2025, 12:38:49 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:54:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This could be our future if we don't act now.

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22/8/2025, 11:48:52 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He made it to this one.

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22/8/2025, 11:35:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚

22/8/2025, 2:41:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's so good at being a dick.

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22/8/2025, 1:33:53 AM | 23 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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The message is to Trump, not you Elhoim. ๐Ÿ˜

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21/8/2025, 10:13:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was my FIL.

21/8/2025, 2:30:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Progress is that we moved beyond slavery, you racist idiots. Showing how far we've come in comparison shows the progress, you sycophant boot-lickers.

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21/8/2025, 2:17:08 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller's nazi noggin is the perfect shape to head my meme.

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Yaaasss!

21/8/2025, 11:52:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well played, friend!

21/8/2025, 11:44:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before Iowa turned red, we were a purple state, and our main newspaper leaned left. We have gone embarrassingly hard right, but perhaps that tide is turning as "regular" conservatives finally find their voices to say "enough of this fascist shit!" www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/08/15/i...

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