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Hyperbole? Perhaps. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but it would make for a good action movie.
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Hyperbole? Perhaps. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but it would make for a good action movie.
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Beautiful. Both your grandma and the painting.
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Def need ability to attach media to DMs
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I welcome almost anyone to give them a chance to voice their POV. If they turn out to be MAGA sheep without independent thought, or mean-spirited racists, sure, I'll block them. But I WANT conservatives on here. Sane ones, at least. Otherwise Bluesky is just an echo chamber.
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Well done! ๐
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Morons are driving this country off a cliff.
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Science and medical professionals, rise up against this bullshit!
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Thanx for the follow. ๐๐ฆ
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The entire Trump Regime is filled with idiots with zero experience; only fealty to Dear Leader.
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His brain worm has nothing left to eat.
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"they weaponize their faith and lure them in." She nailed it. We are becoming a theocracy, and Christian Nationalism is no longer creeping in...it's riding a steamroller.
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social)
I don't care which invisible friend you worship, or misinterpretation of the Constitution you believe. Keep religion out of our government, lest we become a theist country like Iran.
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The Invisible Friend has infected the minds of many in DC and beyond.
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The glorification of the gun culture starts at home.
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social)
In a country where "Christian" families would punish a child for being homosexual but praise them for being ammosexual. Ban all assault weapons.
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Iโll also remember her for succumbing to pressure and bowing down to Trump in the Hegseth confirmation. She is a victim of sex abuse and vowed to hold him accountable, but in the end, she folded like a cheap table. No spine. Good riddance.
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Day 5, ending on a high note. Back to snarky memes tomorrow, skeeters!
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Clever! ๐
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Run, Pam, run!!!
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Trump Regime cannot make any claim to strong economy numbers until his policies have a chance to take hold, perhaps one year in. Until then, itโs the Biden economy.
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Well done, Diane.
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Bible thumpers are the worldโs biggest hypocrites. Jesus was WOKE AF.
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Ghislaineโs words now considered holy by MAGA.
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Day 2 of posting old memes while on vacation. Cheers, my ๐ฆ friends!
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social)
Iโm on vacation this week away from my Mac, so no new memes. So Iโll share some old ones that are still relevant.
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In the desert elements, that black will fade to gray in a year. Then back to rust by two years. Great use of tax dollars!
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Not only deportation. That's Phase 1. With federal control of local police forces, next is any American who dares call out Dear Leader's crimes.
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MAGA's number one issue is being covered up, and they are too stupid or too vile to care.
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TACO will never get the best of Putin. Heโs compromised.
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Happy Caturday! A conversation with Elvis.
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C'mon, Kelly! This angel would never lie.
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This is amazing. Thanx for sharing, Monica! So glad sane people are taking notes.
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Every accusation is a confession, x2.
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We used to think she was a convicted sexual predator, but we've changed our minds about her now.
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MAGA's new view of Ghislaine Maxwell.
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How did she go from convicted sexual predator to protected government witness?
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Suddenly sheโs no longer a convicted sexual predator. ๐ค
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He has no respect for the rule of law. Just the opposite. We should have nailed the slimeball when we had the chance.
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"Respecting the president". HA! We let the slimeball slip away.
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I feel SO much safer with these goons roaming the streets, don't you?
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This has NOTHING to do with national security. Trump is putting us all at risk by distracting the FBI with these grievance witch hunts.
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Foreign terrorists are free to hack into US systems because FBI is distracted by Dear Leader's orders.
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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
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Me too. Thanx for the follow! ๐๐ฆ
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True dat!
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Ketchup bottles are flying in the White House! ๐
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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
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The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
Marquito Carlsonic (@markalancarlson.bsky.social)
The Trump regime is desperate to create a police state. They've lowered their standards to accept all the creeps who flunked out of cop school. And they are all out for vengeance, just like Dear Leader. Don't you feel safe with these trigger-happy gun freaks roaming the streets for "protection"?
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This could be our future if we don't act now.
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The message is to Trump, not you Elhoim. ๐
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He was my FIL.
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Progress is that we moved beyond slavery, you racist idiots. Showing how far we've come in comparison shows the progress, you sycophant boot-lickers.
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Miller's nazi noggin is the perfect shape to head my meme.
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Yaaasss!
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Well played, friend!
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Before Iowa turned red, we were a purple state, and our main newspaper leaned left. We have gone embarrassingly hard right, but perhaps that tide is turning as "regular" conservatives finally find their voices to say "enough of this fascist shit!" www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/08/15/i...