Representatives from The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party showing some concern about the all too predictable turn of events.
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Representatives from The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party showing some concern about the all too predictable turn of events.
Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier.
It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.
So Americans boating in the Gulf are now free game for Mexico and other nations? We thought they were carrying drugs so we blew them up. Those were bags of flour to feed the homeless in Florida? Our bad.
So Americans boating in the Gulf are now free game for Mexico and other nations? We thought they were carrying drugs so we blew them up. Those were bags of flour to feed the homeless in Florida? Our bad.
Epstein.ai
Guy in the tan suit is trolling Trump hard.
I am sure his bone is indeed petite.
Gives the Irish parallel parker a run for her money. www.facebook.com/LADbible/vid...
At death's door.
Book your tickets to the ceremony now! I guarantee it's going to be phenomenolawn!
I'm looking forward to the landscaping themed ceremony.
Throwing Trump's colostomy bags out the window because the stench was getting too much to bear.
Generations of footmen will recount the valor of the Battle of Shoehorn.
There will be dancing, dancing in the streets!
Slack jawed mouth breather days away from stroking out
These same people would have been ready with the gas pellets in 1940
Trump seeing this is like a teenager scrolling through IG and seeing pics of their best friends at a party they weren't invited to.
The Department of Mulch
In the meantime, he's grown extra three chins.
I hope he is recovering well at the Four Seasons Landscaping and Spine Rehabilitation Center
When it happens there will be cheering and dancing in the streets, honking of car horns, pure jubilation, children will throw sweets from balcony windows, and windmills will spin out of control, even on windless days.
This is a great obituary.
What rough beast It's hour come round at last Slouches towards Virginia To be scorned
The Ostrich party
We're mere days away from them renaming the city Trump D.C.
I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania
How about Jackson, Mississippi, Memphis, St. Louis, Indianapolis and a host of other red state cities that have higher crime and murder rates per capita?
He's turning into Nosferatu right in front of our eyes.
At best, it's an allegation. Even McDonald's can't fire a fry cook for cause based on an allegation.
Leaving everything else aside, the fact that Trump "fired" someone on mere allegations suggests that every one of his Cabinet should be fired given the mountain of criminal allegations against Hegseth, Noem, Bondi, etc.
This looks a scene from the first episode of The Last of Us or a National Geographic photo of the rotting carcass of a water buffalo.
Is anyone from the press going to ask him about this wound to his hand, his cankles, his difficulty walking?
That rabbit ran faster than Stephen Miller to a Nazi rally.
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW! DO YOU HEAR THAT JOHN ROBERTS???
The entire Jack White post is straight up 🔥
Words/phrases Democrats should use: *resist *reject *refuse *reclaim *repair *return
In Trump's Second Term, Far-Right Fascism Has Entered the Mainstream.
Basta! It's time to adopt a more active form of civil disobedience than speaking out and carrying protest signts. It's time for general strikes, boycotting of red state products and services, withholding taxes to the federal government. Fascism is upon us! It's time to take action!
And we're only 14.5% of time into Trump's term. We'll all be speaking Russian and eating borscht by the time it ends.
We are two days away from Trump putting Novichok in Bolton's underwear.
It's time for massive non-violent resistance. Don't show up to work, stop paying taxes, boycott red state products.
Maybe a simple jewelry box. But if you look through it closely, you don't know what you might find. Look: it's the Epstein files!
I'd hate to see how he makes love to his wife.
Notice there are no windows in that room.
NoStephenratu
Honestly, I would pay $1,000 to view a livestream of Trump in gym shorts and a tank top attempt just one pull up and one push up. In fact, he might get my vote if he accomplishes it.
Trump approaching heaven Angel at the pearly gates
They even asked me, they asked me for my odometer reading. I was very impressed actually.
A malignant narcissit completely devoid of empathy, humanity and decency.
And Trump is bringing all the jokers.
What land swap deals is the United States willing to accept as part of their trade negotiations with Mexico?
And let him dip his nuts in your mouth for as long as he wants.
Who needs to hack Signal when this administration's NatSec policy includes leaving national secret documents at a hotel business center.
when he shakes your hand and tells you he's got a copy of the Epstein files.
Once again, Trump got "tapped along" by Putin.
Alex, I'll take "Things that were never said" for $400.
*does not apply to any actions taken by anyone on January 6, 2021.
I too would look this uncomfortable on television if I had Trump's hand up my ass while talking.
"It's an honor to present Epstein -- Epstein."
There is no truth other than the truth that I believe to be true.
Impeach this traitorous son of a bitch already!
Fuck this! Either Congress acknowledges that the United States is a lawless country where kings rule or they step in to protect the very democracy they've sworn to uphold.
Yet another example of Trump manufacturing a crisis in order to bring in his brown shirts and round up the "dissidents".
This is what happens when you give Trump a glue gun and a loyalty card at Michael's.
Fed up with white Christian nationalists exploiting Jews to push an agenda that stands in direct opposition to the core values and teachings of both Judaism and Christianity.
As disgraceful as Kristi Noem and Nancy Mace are, I'd love to hear their response to Hegseth's post.
Gangster fascism!
How much longer can we just shrug at the ongoing corruption, thuggery, and illegal and unconstitutional actions of this administration? Americans need to rise up and go full Peter Finch!!!
This is what a glue gun and $250 at Michael's gets you.
Some white Americans would rather sink down a hole than accept the help of a black man.
The man turned the Oval Office into the VIP room at a side of the road strip joint in Nevada.
Greg Steube excited to have his children live out their American dream of picking fruit and washing toilets for minimum wage or less.
The cruelty is the point.
Dollar General, sir!
I'm sure he makes Melania wear gold tassles on her nips
So, he would have no issue with Nazis restoring a statue of Hitler in Berlin? "We recognize our history. We don't erase it. We don't follow the woke lemmings off the cliff that want to tear down statues...we're proud of our history."
The future of renewable energy is at risk because Trump was offended by the sight of wind turbines near his golf course in Scotland. That's where we're at right now.
More like Alligator Abu Ghraib
Is There a Smart Way to Praise Hitler's Mustache?
Mr. President, what did you and Jeffrey Epstein do with underage girls?
The cruelty is the point.
The Republicans have put the most economically illiterate person in charge of the world's largest economy.
The scary part about all this is that he actually believes what he's saying, like he believed that the MS-13 tattoo was real. And when no one will tell the emperor he's wearing no cloths, the emperor believes he's walking around in the finest silk robes.
Man speaks and spells at a grade 3 level.
Sidney. Flying of the shelves. Marked an F.
