"Phil McConkey" [grown men start openly weeping]
"Phil McConkey" [grown men start openly weeping]
If my 10yo daughter ordered her own clothes we would have $10,000 worth of Lululemon at our front door in 3-5 business days.
I did not say it's a fun town. Rocket scientists are not fun.
I know facts shouldn't get in the way of a good downward punch, but Huntsville, Alabama is a town full of literal rocket scientists and has been that way since the late 1940s.
Obviously the conspiracy goes all the way to the top
Take about 50 more with you, Jerry
They make this car in gray, which should be illegal
Man, it is Keelon Russell time at Bama
This is a fair point
If you want to follow Kevin Durant, then no, this is not the place. If you want to follow funny interesting people who talk about sports, they're on here. I couldn't figure out where all my EDSBS people were on Twitter until I opened Bsky and realized they'd all been posting here.
You should follow better people
This is a Follows List skill issue
That he had brain worms, a history of heroin addiction, and is CLEARLY on roids, and shouldn’t be making healthcare decisions for anyone?
The other QB is head faking to try to get his team to jump offsides, and he's complaining about it.
Had to double check the dates just to make sure Tuberville’s not getting a backdoor invite
That guy has always sucked
Your hearing is slightly better today for missing DinoJr. I saw J Mascis at 5P Music Hall in 2001-ish and it was TOO LOUD
It's giving Jets
…SOUTHERN
It's "misleading" because it is a lie.
It is a consumer product that, when used as intended, talks children into killing themselves.
Gotta be the coziest looking cable knit in film history
That “SF” logo looks like a video game where they couldn’t get the MLB rights
Calm down
*illegal
Did Nick Fuentes write this? www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
Also, REEEEEEEEACH
Seriously? Everything now is stretchy. You really have to wear pajamas to endure a flight to St. Louis?
Somebody's never been to Epcot
We're really just going to learn every lesson of the last 120 years again the hard way, it seems.
World War I famously ended with a successful negotiation that led to lasting peace.
As a what now
It's the conference that dared to say "let's make the women's lacrosse team fly from Phoenix to Cincinnati on a Tuesday"
"you's a big fine woman" is a better line in Back that Azz Up
Let him cook
[HEAD CHEERLEADER VOICE] You know what this calls for? THE PERFECT NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD OP-ED!! www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/o...
Generally this is horrible for the country and I hate it. But I am stifling just a *tiny* bit of schadenfreude for JB
And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
"I thought you people secretly controlled everything, what the hell guys?"
Crazy as a bedbug, sir
(mal)PRACTICE!
The latter is the dream
will he run the ball
The fact this guy was even in the vicinity of a campaign is disqualifying.
Has he said something about her IQ yet? You know that's coming.
Literally the first American President to worry about Russia’s feelings
DB even sucks at observing the elite. He doesn't know (or care to know) anything about the rich people running most of the country who do not have homes in Nantucket. He'd rather die than talk to the owner of 3 Dodge dealerships in rural Indiana.
Lordt
You don't need my phone number when I buy a pair of socks.
Putin is just running an elder abuse scam now.
I can't wait to read this, I am sure it's incredibly well done like everything Amanda writes. I have to say, however, that Kyle Pitts is not a load-bearing cultural icon. This is putting a lot on him right before the season starts.
I guess I have Senator Howell Heflin (D-AL) -> Von Braun (I assume) -> Hitler
What's up with this guy's crazy name, said Udonis Haslem
As always, Democrats were mean by [checks notes] not being Republicans
If you live here and know how to use it, it's great. The exception is flying Monday early a.m. & going thru security with freq. flyers who all have the same Clear, Prechk, etc. you do. Then you're reminded you're at the world's busiest airport.
How dare the Democrats act like an opposition party and vote against someone they thought was bad for the country. You made us be Nazis now, 35 years later, we've no other choice.
White condiments only.
ABC screwed up the promotion of that show. It could've been Friends with the right marketing.
Similarly, flirting with disaster *every day* is entirely too often to flirt with disaster.
authoritarians are afraid of the potential of public broadcasting to unhinge U.S. journalism from the easily exploitable corporatist ad-based model that kisses power's ass for access and merger approvals and deregulation
S&P is up almost 8% since 5/31
This is the problem with the idea that centrism will = success. Centrism gets you Ben Nelson and Landrieu watering down Obamacare and Manchin/Sinema blocking the filibuster
If I said your mother is a whore, would you say "the data paints a contrasting picture"?
I couldn't help wondering if my Gilded Age...was really just a gilded cage?
Agree this is a total dog-briefcase situation
The sheer volume of PI Pltfs' attorney advertising makes people think every attorney is a Pltfs' attorney, and that "we don't collect unless you recover" is the standard fee arrangement for everything
Client gives you a 20 minute explanation with a detailed cast of characters that covers 3 years worth of daily business dealing and emails, all of which will take hundreds of hours to review: “So I’m looking for some sort of contingency arrangement.”
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
He gives the impression of someone whose mom told him he was "too funny" and it shaped his whole self image.
My man's metabolism is starting to slow down
Madden Rookie level
HK worked when you'd just channel surf past HBO and say "this looks fine." Now that i have to login to an app, click forgot password, go upstairs and grab my phone, change my password, navigate 3 menus of other HBO shows that are also fine, just to find HK, i'm not doing all that.
Turns out some fans actually do need their heads stove in by one of the 100 greatest athletes in the world.
Natrone was Temu Jerome Bettis (please don’t tell him i said that)
I think a lot of people just want to work and save and don’t want to have to bet their entire nest egg on black in order to send their kids to college and retire.
The point, as ever, is to make money. This is more lucrative than having your stadium in a sea of parking lots in the warehouse district. Also, the Braves won the NL East six straight years in the new stadium, so...
Gateway drug to sports cards and then a lifetime of Remembering Some Guys with your son. Good times.
Look at this guy [finger guns]
Assume this means you've been secretly loving it.
I'll let them know.
How does a guy named "Chris Russo" get to call himself Mad Dog?
It is great, although many people are saying the second act is kind of a slog
I think you just view yourself as being at "the top" and so you perceive socio-political changes as starting there because you can't really see "the bottom"
It could be because Vegas really, really sucks.
This is all because the pink salt rocks look cool in the clear container.
It feels like all these AI products reflect more the engineers creating it - who are often, let's say, not the most social people - than on actual consumers.
Good for whom now?
Making people think hospitals will declare them dead and harvest their organs: not a great strategy to boost organ donation!
Our system of majority rule with checks and balances works pretty well as long the majority party in Congress and their appointed judges don’t unite 100% behind a fascist executive branch.
Our system of majority rule with checks and balances works pretty well as long the majority party in Congress and their appointed judges don’t unite 100% behind a fascist executive branch
Inflation numbers excluding food and energy is the Dikembe Mutombo of this game.
Bednarek is a sore loser though
Uh-oh they're going to get fined $400M for antisemitism
You got a set of stones on you, mister
Somebody considered this guy to be a scholar?
This sort of rules.
Does he maybe need glasses? Trying to help.
I'm going to subscribe just to confirm that this post contains the words "gumbo gumbo jambalaya."
So you work and work to develop players and then they hit FA and go to NY/LA/BOS
If you're a small market owner, that seems like the right play, though.