Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Birds of a rapist feather.
In search of truth…and some pointy boots.
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Birds of a rapist feather.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Cold comfort since we won’t have another free election.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance will be just as terrible, make no mistake, but I will still celebrate when any of them shuffle off this mortal coil.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
No, who else can’t wait for anyone to hold that child predatory to account and put his ass in prison along with his corrupt family and sycophants.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
10000% Anyone he can’t put in jail, he’s trying to put in danger.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who has profited and continues on the backs of murdered school kids, uninsured kids, freezing elderly and poor people, women denied access to medical care deserves the harshest of rebuke. Jesus be a tree come back to finish the motherfucking job.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Go “respectfully” fuck yourself.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Fuck millennials & up who cast aspersions on those younger for being too “anxious”.We send kids to school to get shot,or best case,shooter drills & triage training because hey,we love guns.Children who survive our country should leave their elders to rot in the street because we surely deserve it.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Joe Rogan and his pandering schtick. He knew then just like he knows now between right and fucking fascism. He’s calculated and focused on filling his pockets. The guy who used to referee game show contestants choking down cock roaches and bull testicles can go fuck.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Narcissists loathe a mirror. She can go fuck.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, no Dana. It’s not funny. It never was, yet you and your trash sycophants have enabled it and subjected us to it for a goddamned decade. Sit in the tepid shit you created. Soak in it.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus take the botched Botox wheel.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
The fucking BALLS on that bitch. He has a BIG JOB? Really. Sure. Not like he’s the PRESIDENT. That’s like, little job huh?
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
So J6ers fucked a bunch of cops up but we’re all expected to fall out over a guy throwing bread filled with meat at Trump’s Gestapoos(that’s not a misspelling, I wrote what I wrote)? Nah. Catch all these fucking sandwiches.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheeeeeeit, I have the exact same pair of those comfortable bastards and I’m feeling better about MYSELF, so… Will I still be wearing my Docs to the show in September tho? Fuck yes I will. ;)
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro. Just @ me already.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Has-Beens gonna bootlick.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I weep for humanity when we cheer for garbage people like Big Balls getting brutally brutalized by scary Gen Alphas. What’s wrong with you people? Have you no decency? But also, hook a girl up with link to the fight. No Twitter, tik tok or instagram or fb. Heh.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
RIGHT?! I mean fuck, I left that shit in January.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t a place for them?! Huh. Really. Ok, but can she and her ilk stop trying to ensure that NON conservatives DON’T get to keep their motherfucking spaces when she get this launched? If so,open up your “safe space”, honey.Just keep in your bootlicking lane.Also,wish your husband a warm FUCK YOU.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
“…was fatally injured in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo,” he added. UNPROVOKED? He was STALKING the buffalo to KILL IT. Huh. Maybe these fucks should volunteer/donate at a food bank for adventure. It won’t make their dicks bigger,but neither does big game “hunting” so….
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems showed up for Uvalde. Dems showed up when the goddamned state froze over and went door to goddamned door. Dems showed up when trying to protect choice. And we as a State said fuck you, we will have another helping of GOP state leadership please. For over twenty years now. Stand out?! GTFO.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, every single time Dems try to do any goddamn thing in TX, their boy Kenny Paxton sues to stop it, so hey, how about stop voting for these fucks? Neither the freeze nor Uvalde shifted their shit. And this won’t either. They drink the “blame Biden” koolaid from a fucking tap.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi, central TX person here. Have you not listened to the city council recordings?They don’t want help from “communists” & “socialists” or from people who “stole the election”. Republicans have sat in power in Texas for over two decades,ask those fucks to do their jobs & fully fund infrastructure.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
They can get fucked. The guy was a LITERAL SELF ADMITTED RACIST along with a host of other shit bag offerings.
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Liz Ahern 🌈🧜🏼♀️🇲🇽🍉 (@austinmermaid.bsky.social) reposted
“Ideally we’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us. He’s everything that’s wrong not just with America, but with being a human being.” ~Jeff Daniels
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Watching people post pictures of cancelling their Paramount + subscriptions… from their Amazon Prime accounts.🥴 Oh,Sirs. Get the fuck off of all of it. Stop paying Bootlicker Bezos a sub fee!!
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, but also get the hell off of Amazon.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep!
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
She backed his lying, cheating, stealing, bribing, criminal shit for YEARS, has profited from it, and now it’s a bridge too fucking far? Fuck her. They can both go fuck.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Never has there ever been a more accurate description of Ken Paxton. (See also: The entirety of the GOP)
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
The entirety of the state of Texas, proud home of the Uvalde school shooting (along with a ton others) has been under the GOP gerrymandering shit show for over 20 years. The house, the senate, the governor. I’m forever amazed that anyone is surprised our shit is literal shit.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
They can eat an entire bag of dicks. Sold out people, hard working people, FAMILIES, all to play war games and fetch a bounty. If cancer comes for any of them, I hope it’s ass first. Fuck the morale of the new gestapo.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
She can’t be expected to serve the public if she’s not camera ready.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s trying to mirror his lord and orange savior, Trump. Make no mistake, Ol’Greg wants to be President. He’s been practicing his deflection for decades now.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they are!
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Kerrville is literally hours from Austin, which is where the kids were staying. Completely different fucking county.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s no way he wrote this. You can always tell.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck that pandering fuck. This is nothing more than licking his own dick to see which way the wind is blowing. He knows he’s culpable and faces no consequence for his pushed bullshit. Fuck him.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool, bro. I’ll alert all the ladies that lost access to abortion a couple years back that hey, we’re all good, AUSTIN IS BLUE so that must mean we have a whole different government at the fucking state level.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
If they worried about having elections in the future (we won’t, btw) one would assume they’d care more about killing off their base.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad we will never see another election. The scorched earth policies aren’t lost on those fucks. They know there is no consequence for their destruction. This ends in a military backed coup or not at all.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Dan Patrick and his theatrics. He stays on not giving a fuck about kids in Texas, or us adults here, frankly. Gonna do everything humanly possible, Dan? Gonna build a time machine to go back to fully funded NWS are ya?
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I live here in Austin and yep, this state is filled with “Own the libs at our own expense and our kids’ own expense” morons. Vote our best interest? Oh no, we hate that down here. We are more of a “now’s not the time for politics” after kids die, so rinse and repeat while the leopards eat our face.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
This all day. They don’t have to care because they know Trump has no intentions of allowing a midterm election.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren’t going to remove them. They are going to bring on the new slavery era. Watch. You don’t think they will allow their businesses to lose money do you?
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
That asshole’s vibe screams Evangelical Meth Minister.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw come on now, you know those hands are likely suffering from that sweet, sweet alcohol withdrawal shake. Hard to type when you’re missing mama’s milk.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
And? Water is wet. The entire trash pile of this administration faces zero consequences and we’re still letting people get disappeared in the streets.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
This all motherfucking day.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
There is nothing more terrifying and destructive than these assholes.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
I must have missed that vote congress took to approve an act of war. I mean, I know we don’t have laws in this country anymore (unless you’re brown and poor) so, I guess I can’t faint with shock.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Whelp, I’m ready for all the “alpha” males to report to duty. This is why you’ve been drinking your raw milk and eating nothing but undercooked meat. Suit up and go prove how manly you are. Women swoon when you throw yourself on dirty bombs.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
They weren’t forced. They sold out ethically, morally, and because they wore a frowny face think it will excuse them from judgement. It won’t. He’s LITERALLY a traitor. LITERALLY a criminal. LITERALLY a rapist.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool bro. Now do a hair test.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
And?Where in the entirety of that BUSINESS INSIDER (the cutting edge leader of parenting guides)article does it intimate he is being “prepped” for anything?I suppose it would be so much better for the parent to ignore a child’s favorite color/only subscribe to gender normative hair.Again,we see you.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
You really want to come and post some BS from the NYPOST as a medical reference? And then say “you heard” that 3 year olds were blah blah. Please. Parents with trans kids are well versed in navigating the roads, and you’re full of shit. Go protest a circumcision.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
What do I think?Well,*I* think that just like you said people were eating cats & dogs,you’re pushing unsubstantiated bullshit yet again.*I* think you’re a bootlicker for a Russian asset.*I* think you’re a traitorous pile of phobic shit.*I* think you should go fuck another couch.That’s what I think.
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Sen Mike Lee & the silence from Republicans made it clear: decency is in the rearview mirror. After he mocked a political assassination, Ed Shelleby, a senior staffer to Sen Tina Smith, wrote to Lee’s top staffers. @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com read it on-air, and honestly everyone should hear it.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. Fuck these “apologists” who aren’t sorry. Scorched fucking earth in perpetuity, fucker. We see your shit.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Certifiably fucking insane.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Hiring checklist for FOX News: 1. Addiction. (The wetter the better, apparently.) 2. Low to mid IQ. (You need to be able to read, but spelling is negotiable.) 3. Soulless. We can snatch it from you on your start date, but if you’re currently without, well, all the better.)
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
That was the saddest little hillbilly parade I’ve seen in a minute.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what did it?! That was the line in the sand? Fuck that guy.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, agreed. People are being kidnapped outside of their fucking check ins for the “right way”,so let’s not pretend this is about the “right” way. Btw,fuck anyone & their non-native American ancestors who trampled on in the “murderous” way back in the day to enable your current racist entitled ass.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Here’s what’s happening & will happen:1.Elon/Trump bromance ended.2.Elon reminded everyone(bro,we know)Trump in Epstein file.3.Trump tantrum shits in CA to kill Epstein story.4.Elon walks shit back.5.Trump will back down from CA,move to new chaos. Martial law will flair again closer to midterms.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
She has so much goddamned nerve. Her Orange Twat of a Boss posts shit all the time calling people haters. And worse. Maybe we all just need a new fucking role model, Karoline.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been saying it.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
The kids are alright.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
How many MAGA Morons recently bought a Tesla because Trump hocked them on the WH lawn? I bet they don’t know whether to jerk off or shit themselves.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
What cycle are we on now? The millionth? You know that cycle where someone bootlicks Trump, he then fucks them over, and then that someone tries to come back to the fold talking all kinds of shit about how awful Trump is? Yeah, fuck Musk. I hope they both fuck a cactus.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Want to know where the Elon tea goes? Nowhere. Who’s going to care?The justice department allowing Trump’s cabinet to bypass Congress & ignore the constitution? Also,Trump is THE OG malignant narcissist.He got out in front by accusing Musk of having TDS,so it will be ignored & chocked up to “crazy”.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Please do. I live in Austin area. Fuck that guy.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Escaped the Texas hellscape,spending some time in northern Minnesota at my dad’s “new” place.He escaped Texas last November for good. His land backs up to the National Superior Forest just the other side of his stretch of river. Kayaks, woodchucks, bears,& birds. I don’t want to ever go back.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Whelp, I guess I’ll take cold comfort that out of what I assume was really “big” crowd (the biggest we’ve ever seen) it sounds like only a few people clapped for the talking pile of draft dodging dog shit.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I have not watch live tv of any kind, CNN included since the election. Not watching anyone normalize this, not locally or nationally.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
Yes, well, my taxes take care of YOU and bunch of bitch baby billionaires, so…
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC. The lack of utter empathy is almost as bad as that fucking coked out fool not knowing the former First Lady has a PHD in education and not a goddamned medical degree. But yes. It’s likely a CONSPIRACY.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
The dog and pony show of this cabinet testifying before Congress is ridiculous.Noem & RFK face no consequences for lying under oath and continually showing their utter incompetence. And they know it. We continue to show them we will take this lying down,which is why we are neck deep in fascism.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Racists. Racists do. All the time.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC. As the granddaughter of two marine veterans, one who fought at the Battle of Iwo Jima (the other at Guadalcanal), I often wonder what my grandfathers would think of Trump and his continued ignorance and contempt for veterans. Forever fuck that guy.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve visited several times and would love to move! Anywhere but this damn state (and also no other red states).
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
We are governed at the State level by science denying, no abortions even if raped, transphobes and surrounded by tech bros/Joe Rogan/Alex Jones here locally. Ain’t nothing “less evil” about Austin these days, sadly.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t. I’m in Austin, sadly. My sleeve is comprised of various scenes from trips I’ve take. ;)
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my favorite birds! So much so he’s on my arm. ;)
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
JFC.
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video of david hogg putting reince priebus in his place. this is good imho.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
You should already be boycotting Amazon because Bezos is a piece of oligarch shit.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social)
But without poor people (read: anyone not them) having children, the oligarchs use their future workforce. They know it.
Mean Coffee (@meancoffee.bsky.social) reply parent
A pre-teen in church has better fucking posture.
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Pete Hegseth in the makeup studio