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MexiKant

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Nous n'avions plus ni nobles, ni prêtres, Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira,

created January 22, 2024

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Dude, there'll be a party anywhere you are and if you're out for only a week, the party will go on

1/9/2025, 2:32:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:11:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope it hurts before he goes. At least all the pain he's caused. And may his family suffer as much as the suffering they've caused

1/9/2025, 2:09:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should remember that wine is fine but whisky is quicker

1/9/2025, 2:04:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the way you think

1/9/2025, 1:53:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they're so into tradition, they could bring seppuku back, that's dropping out in style

31/8/2025, 9:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rural america voted for this, may they enjoy

31/8/2025, 2:33:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something contagious, and very painful and humiliating.

29/8/2025, 10:37:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only bad thing about the erasure of that stain was that it was only one

29/8/2025, 12:19:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 4:27:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has visto el papamóvil, ahora conoce el cacamóvilx una pickup usada llena de mierda

28/8/2025, 4:23:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck, did they "rosemary" hom or something? That motherfucker is really not there, and he's the smart kennedy, so you can only guess on the rest of the brood

28/8/2025, 4:20:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll be 44 on saturday, I know when it's gonna rain because the ankle I broke over 30 years ago hurts. Why haven't the dumb old farts updated their clichés?

28/8/2025, 4:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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De verdad no lo esperaba

27/8/2025, 3:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did the mobile black mold infestation do now?

22/8/2025, 6:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, what happened to the nazis after WWII and is the GOP registrar enough when the time comes? I hear there is a Nuremberg in Pennsylvania... Just sayin'

22/8/2025, 6:55:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How the hell did it last so much?

21/8/2025, 2:37:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 4:37:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No cap

15/8/2025, 1:42:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coldstone: milskhakes so thick they classify as a blunt instrument

15/8/2025, 1:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is especially true for that poorly made motherfucker

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12/8/2025, 5:42:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gestapo showed their faces. These bitches are even too afraid to do that

12/8/2025, 1:18:54 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can ask his boss, he for sure knows what went on at kiddie rapist island

11/8/2025, 2:36:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adolf Merckle... More billionaires should follow his example

10/8/2025, 7:12:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or raise taxes so you don't have to do anything out of the kindness of your heart. That or an incentive for rich people to go fuck themselves, or become human piñatas

10/8/2025, 7:07:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your goats have rosacea?

10/8/2025, 12:03:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MexiKant (@mexikant.bsky.social) reply parent

On other news, life expectancy in the US is 78. 4 years, so any time

9/8/2025, 9:39:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are there some "enlightened" southerners that start singing dixie the second someone points out something about the south. Neil Young was so right

9/8/2025, 7:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you went through ally posts? Go watch a movie motherfucker, maybe you'll get some views then. Fucking opinionated nobody

9/8/2025, 7:26:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck me, sure, but go fuck yourself first. And get a real job you third rate asshole

9/8/2025, 7:22:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In her experience, her daddy got her pregnant and ran away with her younger sister

9/8/2025, 5:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More democrats than ever, but still losing like chumps. Maybe it's that lack of reading comprehension you texans are so famous for. Yeah, I'll mark this post for when you fight like never before and lose like every fucking time. That's the spirit of the alamo

9/8/2025, 5:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And still lost. Look, I'm not saying there are no good people in texas. There are great wonderful people like you there, you're just a slight minority, hope that changes, but that's how it is now

9/8/2025, 4:27:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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texas worships a slave trader that lost miserably while trying to steal land... They don't mind corruption

9/8/2025, 3:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favourite doctor and companion

9/8/2025, 3:43:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/8/2025, 2:47:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buffaluigi™

8/8/2025, 3:45:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MexiKant (@mexikant.bsky.social) reply parent

Did she also fuck dogs? I thought only trump was into that... Ever seen original face ivanka?

7/8/2025, 10:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait... You're telling me the party of gym jordan, strom thurmond matt gaetz and a list too long to write here is okay with pedophilia and rape? Who the fuck would've thunk it.

7/8/2025, 10:11:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 10:00:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason every republican man is not sucking that is that it's not on a little kid

7/8/2025, 9:48:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought that story was apocryphal, but that was my brain rejecting the isea that those parasites had enough jewels to make body armour out of it

7/8/2025, 3:24:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew she died like the rest of her inbred useless family, didn't know about the bayonets tho. I still wonder which of them would go through the pincushion experience

7/8/2025, 2:21:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fuck they look like they get winded frim atanding

7/8/2025, 12:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IMO, he became fair game the moment they used him as a human shield for being developmentally disabled and a child

7/8/2025, 12:24:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but we knew that from way back

6/8/2025, 10:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One can dream... Who do you think would be their anastasia?

6/8/2025, 10:47:03 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So... Is she fucking melania? I mean, she'd do it for 10 bucks

6/8/2025, 10:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be funny as fuck if someone padlocked that

6/8/2025, 5:01:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has an ass like a dog standing up

6/8/2025, 4:45:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So tiring to fight that nagging feeling that I'm never enough

6/8/2025, 4:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luigi is a hero of the people

6/8/2025, 4:11:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck it to oblivion

6/8/2025, 4:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other than the shit he got on his horns?

6/8/2025, 3:15:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MexiKant (@mexikant.bsky.social) reply parent

Last year some mexican piece of shit trophy hunter died the same way in argentina. Also gored by a buffalo, and it also made me smile. Maybe mr X should go buffalo hunting on special K

6/8/2025, 3:13:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heroic buffalo saves his family from a sociopath, he had to clean his horns because the thing he gored shat itself and cried before it died.

6/8/2025, 3:11:05 PM | 333 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, good!

6/8/2025, 3:03:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah... Tax them

5/8/2025, 7:09:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who left the dementia patient's door unlocked?

5/8/2025, 7:08:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if you want disney, Paris, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Shanghai are better options

5/8/2025, 7:07:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He and muammar should've had the same fate.

5/8/2025, 4:38:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So very sorry dear. Sending love to you and yours

4/8/2025, 8:56:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tiene mucho que es un problema en argentina? Porque en el resto de LATAM ni te digo

1/8/2025, 9:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out of sincere curiosity, when do you remember it started sucking? I'm in my 40's and I remember it sucked since I was a kid. And I know it was different at some point. Don't wanna confront, I'm honestly curious

1/8/2025, 9:12:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're gonna blame Zohran Mamdani

1/8/2025, 9:04:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satan IS woke magic, where do you think it comes from?

31/7/2025, 3:33:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, very much so

31/7/2025, 3:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumb queefxote still charging against windmills

31/7/2025, 3:32:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 10:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chromosome randomness

30/7/2025, 9:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can call that a life

30/7/2025, 9:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They wouldn't be there if they had anything of worth toncontribute

30/7/2025, 7:35:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, he might just be following orders, he's not a pedo, but works for one, and he wants to be the best pedo employee ever

30/7/2025, 7:34:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most border patrol agents are sexual deviants

30/7/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the current america, he'll get a pardon and the presidential medal of honor

30/7/2025, 7:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like they disbanded the ss in nuremberg

30/7/2025, 5:57:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His name is Robert Paulson.

30/7/2025, 3:36:56 AM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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The G in his handle stands for Gooner

30/7/2025, 12:38:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, we could say he is president dumb queefxote?

29/7/2025, 10:21:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt, thanks for your work, you are insightful and funny. one of my favourite creators. Thanks for sharing your light in these dark times

29/7/2025, 6:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas" mythos is also to blame. Most of its founders were pricks and assholes. But so are most of its current residents, so no change there

29/7/2025, 12:02:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Texas has some of the dumbest, most hypocritical scumfucks to ever be produced

28/7/2025, 8:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grandísimas noticias @guscasals.bsky.social yo era muy joven en los 80 pero los 90 fueron dificiles para todos

28/7/2025, 2:14:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first anime I remember watching is firebird 2772 by Tezuka Osamu. But Rtobotech made me an anime fan

28/7/2025, 12:35:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dude must be mistaking poof daddy for someone else

26/7/2025, 7:39:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not like 1:1 but I could definitely see the designers liking her movies and being inspired by her

26/7/2025, 7:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes complete sense

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26/7/2025, 7:30:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has always been one of my favourites and still is one of my mains. And yes, I did watch and love the 80's film "one of the guys, why do you ask"

26/7/2025, 7:26:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has this bag of genetic waste done anything to help the world, other than being "the grandson" of whatever the fuck? Look, I know most americans would love to have a daddy king to save them, but these fucks are not it. The kennedys should stop existing

26/7/2025, 5:39:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kennedys (and all dynasties) should disappear and be erased from the gene pool. they all should go on a plane ride with john john

25/7/2025, 6:52:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what america has always been, it's now just come to a head

25/7/2025, 6:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like the older nazis did?

25/7/2025, 5:30:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 5:28:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the ice house slave, he should know he's next. And hopefully he will be

25/7/2025, 4:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks like the mexican virgin mary

25/7/2025, 3:14:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will be, and he'll start raping girls in the white house because it's his presidential right

25/7/2025, 3:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That ain't no lady, it's a cheap russian whore

25/7/2025, 2:49:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck jfk's grandson and fuck all the kennedys. Why are the kennedy's still listened to? This Dinasty loving way of thinking is the problem with america. Also fuck melania (for a price)

25/7/2025, 2:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reduced sentence if she testifies the right way. Clinton will get outed as a pedo, and she will say she has never been near trump

25/7/2025, 2:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terry wouldn't want to be so close to malcom, on account of him being a racist son of a whore

25/7/2025, 2:43:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view