TDS. Itβs real, just not what MAGA thinks it is! π€£
It took a lot of soul searching, but after years of painstaking research, I think I finally have the answer to the question of what MAGA republicans are good forβ¦ Fertilizer. π©
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TDS. Itβs real, just not what MAGA thinks it is! π€£
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And he totally fucked up that one too.
And at the ignorant MAGA fucks that put him there. The ENTIRE WORLD is laughing hysterically at how incredibly stupid a person has to be to wear a MAGA hat. π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Its just a distraction from Epstein clients who are going to congress tomorrow.
I doubt anyone will notice.
Yessssss!! Send Susan Collins packing!!
Just wait until they strategize a five pronged attack against their common, weakened enemy. (Fifth being North Korea) MAGA my ass. How stupid do you have to be to fall for that shit?
Yep.
Itβs time for a lot of things. A LOT of things.
Did he threaten Jesus with 100% tariffs?
Proof that there's no nutritional value to MAGA fascists... The dog isn't fat.
Let's just bury him next to his wife at his golf course.
Yeah, yeah... we're still a year away from any hope of salvation... unless McDonald's gets him. He's just gonna use our tariff money to flood the airwaves with propaganda that his ignorant, uneducated MAGAs (per Newsweek) will gobble up like his orange shit.
I had to laugh at this. Try as they might, even right-wing #Newsweek couldn't sugarcoat the messaging here: YOU HAVE TO BE AN UNEDUCATED DUMB AS FUCK AMERICAN TO SUPPORT TRUMP. π shm.to/YBYdkcj
World sands are shifting. America is growing weaker every day. I donβt care how many nukes we have stockpiled. We are vulnerable, being led to slaughter by idiots. Only weak, incompetent pussies join MAGA.
Just donβt throw chicken pieces at Federal Crime Syndicate officersβ¦ youβll end up like sandwich guyβ¦
Meet the heads of the Federal Crime Syndicate (feel free to substitute FASCIST for FEDERAL β¦ the two terms are interchangeable).
Strong leaders ignore weak ones, seeing them as incompetent and irrelevant. They revel in making him look like a fool⦠because he IS a fool. #8647 apple.news/ArsK2tSrNTzu...
Letβs rename it βPedoScienceβ β¦ give credit where credit is due.
Evangelicals spent 60+ years screaming about the Antichrist coming, then when he showed up they started wearing his merch.
ASK TO SEE THE RECEIPTS! If he has taken in 8T, there should be balance sheets showing which DEFICITS the 8T have been transferred to. β¦ because he said the tariffs were to pay down our debt, right?
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
The National Guardners
At least they didnβt have to work too hard to clean up the rose gardenβ¦ π€ͺ
Itβs everything theyβve wanted. A weak, ignorant orangutan running America, and a bunch of weak, ignorant red-hatted monkeys running around flinging his shit everywhere.
History will remember Donald Trump, RFK and the rest of the Federal Crime Syndicate as the END of American Greatness. Donβt worry MAGAsβ¦ you wonβt be left out of the books either, as the modern-day Nazi supporters. We WERE great. They ENDED it.
Not that we donβt trust you, but can we please see the balance sheets that detail how that 8B was appropriated? You told us during your campaign it was to pay down our debt? Can you please prove thatβs what itβs being used for?
Make America Great. π€£ Who is dumb enough to believe that shit? Oh yeahβ¦ waitβ¦ apple.news/AenzujhVvTeS...
What wall?
The look is an improvement.
Starting to look like I may need to add a Venezuelan flag to my front yard to go with the Canadian and Ukrainian flagsβ¦ β¦ oh, and the tiny upside down US flag far in the backgroundβ¦
Itβs all bullshit. Everything President Pedo does is 50% lies and 50% bullshit. Just like his ridiculous claim that DC is now crime free simply because he called up the National Guard to clean up trash there. Stupid posturing from a stupid, stupid man.
Wow! It was that simple! Have a few National Guardsmen pick up your trash and voila! No more crime! Holy shit!
Perhaps heβs referring to the climate change his band of boneheads says is a hoax?? π₯
With him bringing back coal, it may come soon, but not for the reasons that the civilized world is hoping forβ¦
The President of Portugal Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa called the orange felon a Russian asset in a live televised speech. Well done, this is how you do it. π
Surprised this took as long as it did⦠MAGHOLES always blame and deflect from the real iss⦠⦠SQUIRREL!
Ouch! Thatβs gonna leave a mark! π€ͺ
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Spines have been officially removedβ¦ itβs why we have to retake congress in 2026.
This may backfire on himβ¦ his MAGA constituents are pretty fucking stupid, you knowβ¦
Krusti the Clownβ¦
She just doesnβt look natural on camera without an orange π in her mouth.
Heβs providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Yeah, these MAGA assholes and their beloved Federal Crime Syndicate would be the first to tell you we should go back to letting nature take itβs courseβ¦ will of God and shit. They forget that one upon a time the will of God was a mass drowning of assholes like them.
Thoughts and prayersβ¦ π€£π€£π€£π€£
Bingo.
Superb questionβ¦ he actually MADE my point with his postβ¦. βI feel so bad about kids getting killed, but donβt take my guns.β No one wants to abolish the right to bear arms, but the 2nd amendment NEVER intended to provide unfettered access to high performance weapons. EVER.
Except for the really sick, sub-human ones. Those ones are more than willing to cut off their foot as long as it means their non-white neighbor loses both feet in the process.
One can only hope that God is getting tired of miraculously healing himβ¦
βSWATβ π€£ Donβt tempt me. Itβs like the authoritarian version of a βkick meβ shirt.
π€£ππ€ͺ Tell Bernie not to hold his breath on that oneβ¦ Maybe he can get Chuckie to write a strongly worded letter.
His death? Doesnβt sound very democraticβ¦ whatever it is.
Someone needs to paint a rainbow on the side of DeathSantisβ houseβ¦
Trump supporters have been looking to legalize this and thus justify their actions and fetishes all their lives.
Share the names!! apple.news/ArcFyh_yIRg6...
How rotten do you have to be for Ebenezer Scrooge to ask?
Thereβs good reason TACO, the GOP and MAGA wear REDβ¦
β¦ and that he wonβt be able to βget it upβ in bed.
Same reason he wants Ukraine destroyed. Everything is about him, capitulation to him, and his fragile ego.
Oh stop it @apnews.com β¦ itβs not that difficult to understand, and certainly doesnβt require a full article to explain. Offering thoughts and prayers but making excuses why you wonβt restrict guns is hollow, meaningless, and insincere to the max. ITβS THAT SIMPLE.
Better still, pay him and his family in New York.
Wait⦠WE HAVE A LEADER????
Who in President Pedoβs Federal Crime Syndicate is going to step up and do this? The odds of an accidental assist by the NRA would have better odds.
Someone needs to carve the outline of a penis in it.
Exactly! I just said the same thingβ¦ only less eloquently and with a lot more f-bombs. π€£
Oh Bernie. No one in the FCS (Federal Crime Syndicate, pronounced βFuCKSβ) β¦ is going to resign. They wear stupidity and death of Americans as a badge of honor.
Think sheβs sucked on too many orange penises.
Combined IQ of the people in this photo is several points lower than my redneck neighborβs goat.
Stupid people should not breed⦠And the mom of the dude in this pic needs to be b*tch-slapped.
Dude! If youβve got a license to kill, thenβ¦ ??
The only Nobel peace prize that should EVER be linked to President Pedo is the one that should be given to the person most responsible for his demise. apple.news/AAz-TVn3USp-...
The price the you pay for making a conscious effort to ensure every member of the Federal Crime Syndicate has a lower IQ than βman, person, woman, camera, tvβ β¦ Fucking idiots. Our country is being run by fucking idiots.
Everyone who is approached by an ICE-HOLE β¦ the FIRST thing you need to do is rip the freaking face mask off these impotent, immoral scummers. RIP THE MASKS OFF THESE MOFOS. EXPOSE THEM. THEN ONCE THEYβRE IDENTIFIED, DO YOUR THING!
MERKOWSKI⦠COLLINS⦠GREENE⦠So sick to death of these sick little *unts pretending to straddle both sides of the fence in order to maintain the appearance of having a conscience. Part of having a conscience means you have to have a fucking SPINE.
I find it interesting that we still call ourselves the βUnitedβ states, when red states are INVADING the sovereignty of other statesβ¦ THATβS SOME CIVIL WAR BULLSHIT THAT SHOULD BE DEALT WITH AS SUCH.
Looks like the #RedSox are prepping for their September swoon a little early this yearβ¦ π€£
WTF is Grimmie waiting for? A fucking invite? A pardon? DAMMIT!!
Same with Texas, right? Based on primary participation, itβs a FACT that more Texans participated in Democratic primaries than Republican. Governor Hot Wheels is feeding you a line of bullshit about TX being a red state.
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When the fuck did we get a presidential administration??? Donβt remember seeing one of those things since the Biden era.
So to be clearβ¦ The βillegalβ was risking his own life to save Americansβ¦ while the ICE division of President Pedoβs Federal Crime Syndicate was interfering with firefighters and RISKING the lives of Americans as a resultβ¦ so RACO the Tyrant can feel good and cum in his Dependsβ¦ yes?
This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.) h/t @joshuajfriedman.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The sheer ignorance of every member of President Pedoβs crime syndicate is just jaw-dropping. 3rd graders could do a better job running the country. Maybe thatβs why MAGA keeps supporting their being shot in school. apple.news/AU0dJyL47QfC...
President Pedo is sending his Federal Crime Syndicate into a war zoneβ¦ not an EXISTING war zone, but one that will erupt at the site of these authoritarian assholes. You go, Chicagoβ¦ donβt take this orange bastardβs shit.
Me eitherβ¦ Iβm taking notes. These scum-suckers will not be able to crawl back under the rocks they came from β¦ I know who they are now.
Nothing a hill, his wheelchair, and the Gulf of βAmericaβ (cough cough) wonβt fixβ¦
He may be alive, but heβs definitely not well.
Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
Golfing. Hope someone hits him in the head with a golf ball. #fore
I really want to punch every single one of those ignorant MAGA pussiews straight away in the face and knock them the fuck out.
Dude! I have a heart and a liver condition. And when that orange POS dies, Iβm calling in sick and cracking open a 20 year old whiskey. And anyone who joins me can share.
He really looks like heβs mocking me, flipping me off. So totally cat-like.
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