Math professor, Out-of-the-Closet Mensan, Married stepfather and Papa. My dog Luna is my TA. As a self-appointed Court Jester, I see through the bullshit that’s going on, and I have no more fucks to give. Illegitimi non carborundum!!!
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Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
Yes, and let’s have unions and livable wages. Following you back for your correct use of “Gulf of Mexico” in your bio… 1,000 points!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
They got incensed because Jen Psaki dared to say that thoughts and prayers are not enough. Tass (Faux News) twisted her words, of course, and mean girl Leavitt excoriated her from her podium. How dare Jen suggest that something actually be done to stop the bloodshed?!?!? SMGDH
Following you for this. There’s a nice hot place waiting for him… 👿
That presumes that the Asshole-in-Chief has a heart… and it appears that he does not.
Sir, as bad as it gets, it only gets worse with this one… and those who could limit the damage simply choose not to do so. The Founding Fathers are surely weeping.
He wants the spotlight on him constantly. He never even shut up while he was out of office. He is, in short, a 4-year-old in the body of a miserable, bloated, bloviating, stupid, selfish, racist, pedophilic, vain slug who would be nothing if he weren’t born on third base.
He’s not happy just to have free rein to do whatever he wants in his job… he wants to run EVERYTHING. He wants to tell New Yorkers how to vote. He wants to force armed military troops into states and cities led by Democrats because of “lawlessness”, but leaves similar ones led by Republicans be.
It’s all about looking tough. Tough against Venezuela. Tough against nonwhites. Tough against cities run by Democrats.
Hmmm… this could be serious. If only I could muster up some thoughts and prayers… Nope, too much work. The scary part is that the couch fucker is in the on deck circle, and he’ll be a deer in headlights. I’d assume he’d be ousted rather quickly… then Johnson… what a shitstorm!
Fascism arrived Teachers vilified Doctors arrested Scientists shunned Librarians threatened Pregnancy kills Disease welcome Hatred grows War approaches Reality manipulated Laws weaponized Violence rewarded Empathy demonized Books burned Schools closed Innocents killed Futures gone (2-14-2025)
Especially Sycophantic Speaker Johnson, who whined about congressional salaries also being frozen since 2009… as long as the federal minimum wage. But instead of raising wages for everyone, he wants to compensate by allowing stock trades for sitting congresspeople. Evil in every respect. 😡
1,000 points for Turd Ferguson!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ RIP Norm MacDonald! ❤️
He and many, many others similarly situated… but I believe he does so quietly. I’d have to check, but I can’t imagine him not doing so.
Thoughts and prayers that it will be quick. I almost added “painless”, but luckily caught myself before I hit Reply. That was close! 😳
Given a president who “donates his salary” yet grifts money and power everywhere else he can, as well as spending more than said salary on travel, Secret Service protection, and so on golfing at his courses most weekends, I’d be loath to say that Colbert is undeserving of this contract.
So much booing… and it’s not even Halloween yet! Bring me a pumpkin spice latte… I’m enjoying this!!! 🎃
Because those in charge are afraid that you might go into business killing people and make untaxable money… unless the 18-year-old is a member of La Cosa Nostra, where they may get paid for hits using guns, where that’s fine. Plus, there is that Second Amendment, which doesn’t cover Sudafed… 😳
Less than 0.1%, even. However, Tass (a/k/a Faux “News”) glommed onto the transsexual angle and slapped down any suggestion that free access to guns had anything to do with it. It’s hard to expect anything else when an assault on Congress is celebrated by the party that loves guns to death.
MAGA Republicans are sniveling cowards. Watch Rep. Barry Moore (R-AL) run out the back door at his town hall when confronted by his constituents asking why ICE detainees aren't getting due process. Their lies and lawlessness are being rejected even in red states like Alabama. #OnYourSide
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
Let’s not forget his shoutout to his rich buddies in early April about it being “A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”… after tanking the markets for those of us regular folks with retirement accounts who couldn’t reap the benefits of his blatant market manipulation.
Yes, it should. However, that would require an effective mainstream media in America — which we don’t currently have.
You just answered your own question… it’s ethnic cleansing. These Judases got their 30 pieces of silver for betraying their own. Shame on them. 👿
Federal agents detained crews and arrested firefighters battling the Washington state wildfire!! Reasons for the arrests remain unclear after federal agents detained members of a private contractor crew during an ID check during the Bear Gulch Fire. This is dangerous to the public’s safety!!
Define “eat”…
Q: Why is Scump’s face that color? A: To show just how full of shit he is.
Do you mean THIS photo?!? It MUST be altered by AI, because it CANNOT possibly be that he’s at least 100 pounds heavier than he claims and that he wears feces-colored facial spackle (that doesn’t quite cover Donny-Two-Scoops’s entire face) every single day, CAN IT?!?!?
It’s frightening that we are only seven months into this lawless administration. It’s only going to get worse unless people of conscience find a way to stop this madness ASAFP. [Stepping down from the soapbox]
The continuing escalation of intimidation, fear, and the threat of violence is all part of Scump and Miller/Goebbels’s ethnic cleansing campaign. Masked thugs abducting brown people is not enough. Now brown Americans need to be brought to heel.
Second, the National Guard troops refuse any orders to shoot civilians, as they are illegal on their face. The troops can explain this to their governors, whom they report to directly.
First, this actually happens, followed by a massive popular outcry. SecDoof then calls out the National Guards of all 50 states and preemptively arms them.
I fear that the arguments against those who purportedly “hate lower crime rates” will intensify after people are shot and killed. I offer two scenarios:
Perhaps the affected municipalities can engage in malicious compliance. The dividing lines can spell out in block letters: “DE SANTIS SUCKS!”
I see what you’re missing… my point exactly! 😂 500 points for the PBR! Retro cool! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Thank you for not answering yet another question, Scumpy! You’re as useless as tits on a nun!
Mike Johnson’s right about salaries staying the same since 2009. It’s about time to pay American workers a wage that they can actually survive on. Minimum wage is just below the poverty line.
Oh, yeah, he’s a “stable genius”. Actually, he belongs in a stable. His keepers can replace the adult diapers with hay and muck it out twice a week… with a gas mask, of course. Feeding him won’t be cheap, because there’s no way in Hell he weighs 210!!! 🤣
So many great choices! I’ll go with production and musical excellence and choose Asia, Peter Gabriel, and Roxy Music. Honorable mention to Michael Jackson; the Alien Ant Farm cover of “Smooth Criminal” is every bit as good as the original. Check it out!
Big Country, Billy Idol, and ZZ Top. These albums all crashed into my consciousness like tidal waves and instantly made me fans of the bands.
Please oh please, nobody wear a suit!!!!!!
My point exactly. They still don’t care; they cheer on the ethnic cleansing campaign that’s in progress.
When his voters say, “He says what we’re thinking,” it says volumes about the voters themselves. When others say that someone else who represents all people says what they are thinking, the Trump supporters bring out the vitriol. Only their bigoted viewpoint matters.
52 weeks at 40 hours at $7.25 an hour is $15,080 a year. $15,650 is poverty level. Congresspeople make $174,000 a year. Speaker Johnson gets $223,500. This does not include allowances. This is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how we have been robbed for years.
Speaker Johnson was whining about how congressional salaries have not risen since 2009, but prices are up 31% oversell due to inflation. Meanwhile, the federal minimum wage has been held at $7.25 an hour since 2009, but Congress fights tooth-and-nail against raising it.
Mamdani is offering something other than the same old plate of garbage to voters. That scares established politicians who like things just the way they are. After four decades of taking from the middle and lower classes and giving to the rich, he’s talking about changing that. It’s about time.
Sliwa did a lot of good with the Guardian Angels. He ran for office many times but never won. He would make a wonderful advisor to the police commissioner.
Cuomo is tough. So was his dad. The way he left the governor’s office was unexpected and disappointing, but he’s damaged goods. Adams is corrupt as fuck. Aligning with Trump, he made a deal with the devil. Too many heads rolled from his administration.
Any of us who lived in the NYC area could clearly see what a piece of shit Scump is. The Central Park Five story is a prime example of his utter disdain for brown people… and indicative of his motives behind his ethnic cleansing drive. His history as a landlord is racist as well.
* Democratic… sorry about that.
True… but the experienced Democrat candidate and the Independent candidate both carry baggage… not that that’s stopped anyone from being put back into office.
I see your point. We have a president with ZERO governing experience before being elected to two terms, and look where that got us.
Just so you all know… yesterday was TACO Friday in Alaska. Actually, more like TACO Supreme Friday, especially for Putin, as he got everything to his liking. 🌮
So… It’s fine for “lawmen” who are masked, unbadged, and without visible identification to abduct people without any lawful written orders, but protesters exercising their First Amendment rights get surveilled by armed drones and will likely be harassed and/or doxxed? What The French Fried Fuck?!?
Well, I want to win Powerball or Mega Millions and move to Aruba, but that’s not going to happen anytime soon, either! 😂
It’s mid-August. It’s bad enough that stores are putting Halloween candy on the shelves. Now I’ve gotten THIS in the mail!!! What next… Valentine’s Day ads next week?!?!? 😡
JD Vance is so unpopular, I heard the couch made him sleep on the bed.
We have President Veruca Salt… m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqsy...
Needless to say, Sniveling Sycophant Johnson will do anything Scump wants, but doesn’t give a damn about the average person trying to get by. That performance should make him, and those around him ashamed and embarrassed. I wonder if he’s a descendant of Louis XIV and Marie Antoinette… 🤔
2009 is also when the federal minimum wage was last raised, to $7.25 an hour. Congress has fought tooth-and-nail against raising it since then. 40 hours for 52 weeks at minimum wage gives a salary of just $15,080… before taxes! That’s 36.8% of the poverty level for a family of one! Horrible!!! 😡
[Pinches myself]… Sadly, no; it’s real. Unfortunately, we have tens of millions of morons who cast their votes for this asshole. At least some of them have seen the error of their ways, albeit rather late. It’s time to revolt.
Funds and staff are cut to help avert real national emergencies like natural disasters, but to Scump and his Scumpettes, there’s no emergency that takes priority over some good old oppression of brown folk and racial cleansing. Please let this be a horrible nightmare…
*… do it…
If they do if doggy-style, does the ICE Queen get happy, sad, or mixed emotions? 🤔
I used to do the bit where Bullwinkle attempts to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Both voices. My students are now too young to know, but I’ll have to them. 😁
Sadly for me, it’s past my bedtime already and the thought of Laura Looney fellating Scump is going to make it very difficult to get a good night’s sleep. I just hope she has good eyeshades and nose plugs, because that’s awful. Malaria must pay her very well to do this for her.
…And THAT’S how they do it in Appalachia!
Newsom apparently stole some employees from Scump’s press office. Orange Julius will shit his diaper when he reads this!
I’ve seen enough — Gov. Gavin Newsom’s Press Office is the best political social media team of all time.
ATVS ON PUBLIC STREETS!!! OMYGAWD!!!!! Next it’ll be the Crotch-Rocket Brigade with their color-coordinated mini-motorcycles and satin outfits roaring down the avenue!!! Maude, get me my phone, ‘cause I’ve got to call the President RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!!
Any journalist still reporting a "both sides" now only has one side. If you still report the Israeli claims you are complicit in this.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/u...
To them: Win = 💰 That's it, no big secret. 💁♀️
The cutest milk moustache and big belly full of milk… 🥰😍 #dog #bluesky
Between the close-cropped hair and beard, the glasses, his voice, and this suit, Seth Rogen’s transformation into a human Muppet is now officially complete.
The paperback and Kindle versions of books containing the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence together are inexpensive. I downloaded the Kindle version. www.amazon.com/Constitution...
They’re both included at constitution.congress.gov/constitution/. Habeas corpus and ex post facto are both in Section 9, by the way.
I am 63. I was in diapers during the Bay of Pigs crisis and, yes, I’m aware of how bad that was… even though my memory doesn’t go back quite that far. I started with the point that most of my students were born after 9/11. I feel old… it seems like yesterday to me. 😳
The politics and the music reflected the times, and I explained my choice in music for the lesson. Every time I taught that lesson, my students were stunned. That’s the kind of lesson I love to teach, because they truly learn and remember it.
No matter what the first-round choices were (launching always was laughed at heartily), the teams always agreed not to launch, thankfully. I noted that I went to college during the early 80s, when US-USSR tensions were extremely high. We weren’t entirely sure we’d be around the next day.
For the second round, each side sentenced 3-4 delegates for a summit. The group received a two-sided payoff matrix, giving a more complete picture of the consequences of their choices. I collected their decision as well. The background music: “Stand or Fall” by The Fixx.
During the first round, each side received a dossier with a one-sided payoff matrix. They would decide whether or not to launch their missiles at the other side. I collected their decisions. The background music was Talking Heads’ “Life During Wartime”.
Few of my students were even born before 9/11, much less old enough to remember the Cold War. I used to teach a lesson in game theory about mutual assured destruction. The class was split into Americans and Soviets.
So… which one’s the ass?!?
Point taken! 😃
…I can’t let it get me down or put me in a state of paralysis. I’ve even started a project I’ve threatened to do since I was 40 (I’m now 63). Now, the time is right. More on that as it develops. Chin up! Elbows up! Illegitimi non carborundum!
The TV is off, the music is on, and I am writing notes and programs. Life has to go on and I have to budget my time wisely. So, even though I feel this way about what’s going on…
I’m trying to budget my online time. I go back to the classroom in a month, so there is prep to do. Also, there are the usual chores, appointments, family time, and so on. I’m also trying to be productive and clear my head of the negative thoughts due to the current state of affairs.
1,000 points for a funny and topical joke! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
By the way, 500 points for your joke. I needed the laugh! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I don’t recall ever seeing a quick panda. The ones I have seen have generally lolled around, chewing on bamboo. They don’t even seem to ever get in a rush to reproduce… or even try. 😂
For many people, student loan forgiveness, the Holy Grail of financial security for young adults, is not worth selling one’s soul for.