MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey! It's religion and religion gets a pass because it is... religion.
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Hey! It's religion and religion gets a pass because it is... religion.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
"And if I die before it wake.".😏
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
I never bought the "America's Mayor" bullshit.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Deranged
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
His jowels hanging down to his chest.
Stig & The Grumble (@stigirish.bsky.social) reposted
A fire engine went by.
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just sad. These religious moralists will be the death of us all.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/GuCBXTfoVq8?...
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
She was a gem.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
They will now be able to kill us more efficiently.
Tennessee Brando (@tnbrando.bsky.social) reposted
Woke up to the tragic news. Trump found alive.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Good riddance
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Lucius Annaeus Seneca 5 BCE - 65 CE
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Lucius Annaeus Seneca 5 BCE - 65 CE
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
The NRA is a Russian asset. They want the streets flooded with military style weapons.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Pig
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book… the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool. Hopefully he will help kill us more efficiently.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully she disappears back under slimy rock.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Deranged people are in power.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Another Trump failure. And the beat goes on.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Consequences
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
These people are like a cartoon character.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie Kirk. Fuck off.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Senator
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Great sarcasm. 😂 Thanks
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Past time to retire.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Pie in the sky by and by.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't give us your pie in the sky by and by bullshit.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Corporate media are run and owned by racists.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump lies?
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@papawoof.bsky.social) reposted
The Art of Noise with Max Headroom - Paranoimia (Official Video) youtu.be/6epzmRZk6UU?... via @YouTube
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Just let him display that he is a moron.
JP (@jippsynmlt.bsky.social) reposted
Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa Senate special election, breaking Republican supermajority eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...
Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee (@thedlcc.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Democrats just broke the GOP’s supermajority in the Iowa Senate thanks to a special election flip tonight! Sen.-elect Drey’s victory gives state Democrats increased power in the chamber, including the ability to block Governor Reynolds from making controversial gubernatorial appointments.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Your finger on the pulse of America. 😏
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
They simply don't get it. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Maybe write a strong letter. 😏
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. I'm sure that is why they are getting married... to be a distraction. 😏😂 Fucking moron is a Senator? We are fucked.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick fuck
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Same, Floki, same Floki the Pug & Vienna the Dachshund
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Presidential material.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
I set a reminder. Thanks.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂 Love.
ptklein (@ptklein.com) reposted
Conservatives, foaming at the mouth: “Everything should exactly like it was 100 years ago! 🤬 Only women should be cheerleaders!!! 🤬 Respect traditional gender roles!!!!” 100 years ago:
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember when I was fundamentalist listening to James Dobson. He was advocating starting small. Run for PTA office, next city, county, state, federal... It worked. Now we are led by magical thinkers.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
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youtu.be/Q04p3OJdhpU?...
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Christie deserves it. 😏
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans would lose their guns under this law.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh?
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is nuts.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
It maybe too late to stop this.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Agree
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Good tune
Jeff Yang (@originalsp.in) reposted
The ICETrump Korean Hunters continue their courageous crackdown on immigrant classical musicians, engineers and researchers who are threatening the American way of life by existing and breathing
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
A nasty tone. 😂😂😂
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Generals. Follow the Constitution, not this two bit dictator.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
You and your orange god are next up.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
What is it called when government owns the means of production again?
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
1 out of 3 MAGAs are as stupid as the other 2.
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
More Corruption discovered! #iceout #notofascism
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein!
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Still gives me chills. One of those rare and perfect songs.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“Luka” peaks at #3 today in 1987 — a song for which Suzanne Vega said she once received a fan letter: Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking commies... 😏
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohm my ghod. Thank you.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
These Trump cultists are bizarre.
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Holding a mirror up to DJT
Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted
Proud to join Denmark Foreign Affairs Minister @lars-loekke.bsky.social and Ambassador Sørensen to sign a new partnership between California and Denmark. Our message to the rest of the world is clear: California is a stable, reliable partner — no matter who's in the White House.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me add. My son (now 41) does not remember being spanked. Fortunately we woke up sometime before his 3rd birthday. I’m thankful for that but still feel bad about ever striking him.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the ICE and others in DC? Takeover of the country is in progress.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
by running for PTA offices, then city offices, then county, state, federal, etc. Their plan worked. Hopefully it is not too late to remove these dangerous people from positions of power.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
In the 80s when I was in my fundamentalist zombie phase, I listened to his Focus on the Family. I remember him advocating for people starting small
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
by running for PTA offices, then city offices, then county, state, federal, etc. Their plan worked. Hopefully it is not too late to remove these dangerous people from positions of leadership.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
In the 80s when I was in my fundamentalist zombie phase, I listened to his Focus on the Family. I remember him advocating for people starting small
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't care.
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MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn’t make fun of the mentally ill but he is cracking me up.
MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent
It may be too late because it looks like we are fucked.