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MikePastafarian

@mikepasta.bsky.social

American from the West Coast.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey! It's religion and religion gets a pass because it is... religion.

1/9/2025, 5:26:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

"And if I die before it wake.".😏

1/9/2025, 4:48:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

I never bought the "America's Mayor" bullshit.

1/9/2025, 4:44:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Deranged

1/9/2025, 12:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 2:42:34 AM | 11281 3127 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:36:12 PM | 100 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

His jowels hanging down to his chest.

31/8/2025, 5:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stig & The Grumble (@stigirish.bsky.social) reposted

A fire engine went by.

31/8/2025, 2:53:34 AM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

The DeSantis regime will do more to protect sidewalks from chalk than children from bullets.

31/8/2025, 2:03:16 AM | 2046 573 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just sad. These religious moralists will be the death of us all.

31/8/2025, 5:52:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/GuCBXTfoVq8?...

30/8/2025, 5:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

She was a gem.

30/8/2025, 5:32:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

They will now be able to kill us more efficiently.

30/8/2025, 5:29:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tennessee Brando (@tnbrando.bsky.social) reposted

Woke up to the tragic news. Trump found alive.

30/8/2025, 5:03:21 PM | 373 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn

30/8/2025, 5:07:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Good riddance

30/8/2025, 4:57:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn.

30/8/2025, 4:56:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luci-Lu (@obdami.bsky.social) reposted

Well said.

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25/8/2025, 11:54:49 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 1:05:23 PM | 9904 3155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn.

30/8/2025, 1:15:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Lucius Annaeus Seneca 5 BCE - 65 CE

30/8/2025, 1:11:28 PM | 105 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. Lucius Annaeus Seneca 5 BCE - 65 CE

30/8/2025, 1:11:28 PM | 105 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

The NRA is a Russian asset. They want the streets flooded with military style weapons.

30/8/2025, 1:12:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Pig

30/8/2025, 12:18:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Garcia: We finally got word from the Epstein estate. They're going to be providing the actual Epstein book… the estate is actually going to actually now get us that book and a bunch of other documents that they have that's actually not been reported yet.

29/8/2025, 10:59:20 PM | 16999 4871 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. Hopefully he will help kill us more efficiently.

29/8/2025, 7:38:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully she disappears back under slimy rock.

29/8/2025, 7:33:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Freethinkers United (@freethinkersunited.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 2:11:17 AM | 159 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Deranged people are in power.

29/8/2025, 2:16:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Another Trump failure. And the beat goes on.

28/8/2025, 6:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Consequences

28/8/2025, 3:57:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

These people are like a cartoon character.

28/8/2025, 3:32:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk. Fuck off.

28/8/2025, 1:20:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Senator

28/8/2025, 1:14:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Great sarcasm. 😂 Thanks

27/8/2025, 7:02:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Past time to retire.

27/8/2025, 7:01:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Pie in the sky by and by.

27/8/2025, 4:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't give us your pie in the sky by and by bullshit.

27/8/2025, 4:55:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Corporate media are run and owned by racists.

27/8/2025, 4:41:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump lies?

27/8/2025, 3:02:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@papawoof.bsky.social) reposted

The Art of Noise with Max Headroom - Paranoimia (Official Video) youtu.be/6epzmRZk6UU?... via @YouTube

13/8/2025, 11:06:56 AM | 23 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Larry Mitchell™️ (@drlarrymitchell.bsky.social) reposted

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27/8/2025, 1:47:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Just let him display that he is a moron.

27/8/2025, 1:53:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JP (@jippsynmlt.bsky.social) reposted

Democrat Catelin Drey wins Iowa Senate special election, breaking Republican supermajority eu.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...

27/8/2025, 1:35:24 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee (@thedlcc.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Democrats just broke the GOP’s supermajority in the Iowa Senate thanks to a special election flip tonight! Sen.-elect Drey’s victory gives state Democrats increased power in the chamber, including the ability to block Governor Reynolds from making controversial gubernatorial appointments.

27/8/2025, 1:35:21 AM | 7 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

26/8/2025, 10:22:56 PM | 9596 2651 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Your finger on the pulse of America. 😏

26/8/2025, 8:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

They simply don't get it. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Maybe write a strong letter. 😏

26/8/2025, 8:29:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. I'm sure that is why they are getting married... to be a distraction. 😏😂 Fucking moron is a Senator? We are fucked.

26/8/2025, 6:52:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick fuck

26/8/2025, 6:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.

26/8/2025, 12:54:56 AM | 15376 4034 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Same, Floki, same Floki the Pug & Vienna the Dachshund

25/8/2025, 10:16:14 PM | 108 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Presidential material.

26/8/2025, 4:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

I set a reminder. Thanks.

26/8/2025, 4:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂 Love.

26/8/2025, 5:53:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ptklein (@ptklein.com) reposted

Conservatives, foaming at the mouth: “Everything should exactly like it was 100 years ago! 🤬 Only women should be cheerleaders!!! 🤬 Respect traditional gender roles!!!!” 100 years ago:

26/8/2025, 3:13:30 AM | 293 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember when I was fundamentalist listening to James Dobson. He was advocating starting small. Run for PTA office, next city, county, state, federal... It worked. Now we are led by magical thinkers.

26/8/2025, 5:52:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

26/8/2025, 1:58:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social)

youtu.be/Q04p3OJdhpU?...

26/8/2025, 1:17:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Christie deserves it. 😏

26/8/2025, 12:50:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans would lose their guns under this law.

25/8/2025, 8:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh?

25/8/2025, 5:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy is nuts.

25/8/2025, 5:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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24/8/2025, 8:09:10 PM | 18604 5375 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

It maybe too late to stop this.

24/8/2025, 7:26:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree

24/8/2025, 7:24:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Good tune

24/8/2025, 3:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Yang (@originalsp.in) reposted

The ICETrump Korean Hunters continue their courageous crackdown on immigrant classical musicians, engineers and researchers who are threatening the American way of life by existing and breathing

24/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 532 211 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:11:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

A nasty tone. 😂😂😂

24/8/2025, 2:50:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

24/8/2025, 2:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Generals. Follow the Constitution, not this two bit dictator.

24/8/2025, 1:51:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

You and your orange god are next up.

24/8/2025, 1:50:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

What is it called when government owns the means of production again?

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24/8/2025, 9:49:54 AM | 5713 1291 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

1 out of 3 MAGAs are as stupid as the other 2.

24/8/2025, 10:50:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted

More Corruption discovered! #iceout #notofascism

23/8/2025, 4:35:08 AM | 421 188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein!

23/8/2025, 8:58:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still gives me chills. One of those rare and perfect songs.

23/8/2025, 5:14:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

“Luka” peaks at #3 today in 1987 — a song for which Suzanne Vega said she once received a fan letter: Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince

23/8/2025, 1:03:17 AM | 797 139 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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23/8/2025, 2:07:40 AM | 25399 7284 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking commies... 😏

23/8/2025, 2:41:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵

22/8/2025, 4:55:43 PM | 23577 11584 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohm my ghod. Thank you.

23/8/2025, 2:23:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

These Trump cultists are bizarre.

23/8/2025, 8:57:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Holding a mirror up to DJT

22/8/2025, 11:12:33 AM | 967 304 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

Proud to join Denmark Foreign Affairs Minister @lars-loekke.bsky.social and Ambassador Sørensen to sign a new partnership between California and Denmark. Our message to the rest of the world is clear: California is a stable, reliable partner — no matter who's in the White House.

22/8/2025, 6:12:20 PM | 15250 4231 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

😂😂

22/8/2025, 10:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me add. My son (now 41) does not remember being spanked. Fortunately we woke up sometime before his 3rd birthday. I’m thankful for that but still feel bad about ever striking him.

22/8/2025, 3:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the ICE and others in DC? Takeover of the country is in progress.

22/8/2025, 7:36:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Larry Mitchell™️ (@drlarrymitchell.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

by running for PTA offices, then city offices, then county, state, federal, etc. Their plan worked. Hopefully it is not too late to remove these dangerous people from positions of power.

21/8/2025, 9:17:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

In the 80s when I was in my fundamentalist zombie phase, I listened to his Focus on the Family. I remember him advocating for people starting small

21/8/2025, 9:16:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

by running for PTA offices, then city offices, then county, state, federal, etc. Their plan worked. Hopefully it is not too late to remove these dangerous people from positions of leadership.

21/8/2025, 7:11:11 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

In the 80s when I was in my fundamentalist zombie phase, I listened to his Focus on the Family. I remember him advocating for people starting small

21/8/2025, 7:08:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

He doesn't care.

21/8/2025, 5:43:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture george-barlow.bsky.social (@george-barlow.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Warning: This shirt might cause presidential discomfort😂 Order here👇👕👀 viralstyle.com/c/AGPpYR

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21/8/2025, 12:02:11 AM | 287 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

Shouldn’t make fun of the mentally ill but he is cracking me up.

21/8/2025, 3:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MikePastafarian (@mikepasta.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be too late because it looks like we are fucked.

21/8/2025, 3:19:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view